1.When 당신 walk into the room, run up to the teacher and stare her in the eyes. nothing more. just keep a straight face and stare. they get quite scared.
2.Before your science class starts, put a 냉각기 that has "Human Head" written on top, on the front table. On the board write: "Class, we will be disecting a human head tommorrow, the sign up list is on my 책상, 데스크 for the part 당신 would like to dissect" Actually put a sign up list on her desk.
3.bring a cactus to school. Raise your hand. When called upon say the cactus has a question. look at the cactus and wait for it to say something. when it doesn't shrug and let the teacher continue. do this several times. get angrier each time. As 당신 leave the class yell at the cactus "i can't believe 당신 embarrassed me AGAIN." this is a fun prank.
4.Ask permission for everything. Ask if it's ok to blow your nose, sharpen your pencil, use the bathroom, etc. If 당신 can get the whole class in on it, the period will be gone in no time.
5.Pass a note saying: isn't learning a wonderful thing? Make sure the teacher sees it and takes it away. When the teacher sees it they will be really confused.
6.Write F _ _ k on your arm 또는 binder with a marker, and if a teacher (or principal) gives 당신 trouble just say: "It doesn't say a bad word". Then fill in the blanks with a pencil 또는 pen to spell words like "funk","fork","fink", 또는 "flak". Then go to say:"you have such a negative outlook" and walk away.
7.Make a buzzing noise like a bug is in the room. then get up really fast and start throwing your stuff like your trying to kill it and scream IM GOING TO GET YOU!!!! and still carry on with the bug noise. it works.
8.Get into class, and turn your 책상, 데스크 completely to the opposite of the teacher, 또는 the board, and act like everything is normal until the teacher asks 당신 to turn around. Then go sit on the floor.
9.when the teachere turns his/her back scream like a cat in heat when they turn around act like nothing happened ;P
10.When your teacher turns around to write on the board every body hide under the desk, then if they ask what 당신 are doing every body reply there are tying their shoe laces
11.After 당신 get your assignment, do it. Then, tell the teacher 당신 로스트 your homework, and get another. Get as many as possible, doing them all, and turn them all in under make- believe names.
12.a fun school prank: get in trouble, then when u get sent outta the room 또는 something, yell YESS! it really ticks the teacher off, and when 당신 have to come in, say you're having too much fun outside.
13.When they give 당신 homework, do it. Then the 다음 day, ask 질문 aout every single problem. Get 프렌즈 to help with this and possibly get the teacher to explain a problem multiple times. While they scribbling on the bored, feel free to talk amoungst yourselves.
14.Get some farm animals, paint 1, 2, and 4 on them and set them loose. Wait for teachers to 검색 for the one with a 3 on it, which isn't there.
15.Bring a lot of bird seed and throw it around the parking lot and near teacher cars. Wait for the birds to come and crap all over everything.
16.Get a lot of styrofoam bubbles and throw it in the ventilation system, then turn it on. Should snow all over the inside of the building.
17.put a sign on the door saying 'new teachers needed'.
18.bang your head on the 책상, 데스크 (gently) and make noises like "no, stop that, get out of my head!" like your crazy 또는 something.
19.make weird noises when the teacher's back is turned. when he turns around again act like nothing happened.
20.hang up the teachers chair against the 벽 또는 door 또는 blackboard.
21.play sports with old fermented sandwiches 또는 other food.
22.if the teacher checks your homework and 당신 dont have it, fake a panic attack 또는 go crazy.
23.Say that 당신 have an eye infection and that 당신 won't be able to do any work 또는 study. If they don't believe you, say it can only be seen under a microscope.
24.Change the keys around on the keyboard in computer class. 당신 can also change the keyboard mapping via control panel. Change it to Dvorak 또는 something else that will confuse the hell out of everyone.
25.Ask stupid 질문 like "How are 아기 made", even if 당신 already know the answer. Then keep asking "why" to every answer the teacher comes up with.
26.When the teacher gives 당신 a worksheet, sniff it really loudly and say that it smells funny, and ask if 당신 could get a new one instead.
27.Keep on asking questions, and no matter how well the teacher explains it, keep saying "I still don't get it". Get a friend to help 당신 with this one, then eventually 당신 can say "Oh OK I get it now!", and then your friend asks something else to get the teacher going again.
28.If 당신 can speak 더 많이 than one language, pretend you're stuck in that language and can't speak English anymore. So 당신 answer all 질문 in the other language, even if nobody else understands it.
29.Raise your hand, and when the teacher calls on you, just keep your hand up and stare at them. 또는 say 당신 were just stretching your arm 또는 something.
30.When the teacher is taking a long time to explain something that's actually simple, wait for him/her to finish, and then when they're done, yell something weird like "But I still don't get it! How did the 공룡 die out then?!". 또는 당신 could yell something else like "But I still don't understand how 아기 are made!" 또는 "That still doesn't explain why the sky is blue!" 또는 "But where did Atlantis come from then?!". Try to ask something that is offtopic, but still sort of related to the subject at hand.
31.In the middle of class, start 노래 retarded things like the Teletubbies tune 또는 something. 또는 act like you're a Teletubby.
32.When the teacher gives 당신 a new assignment, yell out "That's enough! Now I'm going on strike! The labour laws in this place are ridiculous!". Even better, make a protest sign with something like "UNFAIR TEACHER" written on it and hold it up whenever your teacher gives assignments.
33.Draw a smiley face on the floor with chalk, and when the teacher steps on it, scream: "NOOO! 당신 just killed Kenny!"
34.Insist on calling your teacher 의해 their first name, and if they ask 당신 to stop, then insist that they refer to 당신 as Mr 또는 Miss (insert your last name here).
35.If 당신 don't feel like doing some really annoying assignment, insist that 당신 turned it in even if 당신 didn't. Maybe the teacher will then think that they 로스트 it and give 당신 a passing grade because they feel responsible for losing it.
36.Tell the teacher 당신 will no longer be requiring their services because you've decided 당신 want to become a hobo when 당신 grow up.
37.Every time the teacher states a fact, ask him 또는 her to prove it. Insist that 당신 won't blindly believe everything the teacher says and that 당신 need proof.
38.Buy birthday balloons for your teacher when it isn't their birthday, then sing happy birthday to them and ask what they want for their birthday, ask how old they are, etc. Basically just talk about the teacher for as long as possible.
39.If your teacher comes to get your homework, start having a fake panic attack, either make it as realistic as possible, 또는 as sarcastic as possible. If 당신 actually do have your homework, do the panic attack anyway, and then at the last 초 go all like "OH! Here it is!" and hand it in as if nothing had happened.
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Hope 당신 enjoyed!!
2.Before your science class starts, put a 냉각기 that has "Human Head" written on top, on the front table. On the board write: "Class, we will be disecting a human head tommorrow, the sign up list is on my 책상, 데스크 for the part 당신 would like to dissect" Actually put a sign up list on her desk.
3.bring a cactus to school. Raise your hand. When called upon say the cactus has a question. look at the cactus and wait for it to say something. when it doesn't shrug and let the teacher continue. do this several times. get angrier each time. As 당신 leave the class yell at the cactus "i can't believe 당신 embarrassed me AGAIN." this is a fun prank.
4.Ask permission for everything. Ask if it's ok to blow your nose, sharpen your pencil, use the bathroom, etc. If 당신 can get the whole class in on it, the period will be gone in no time.
5.Pass a note saying: isn't learning a wonderful thing? Make sure the teacher sees it and takes it away. When the teacher sees it they will be really confused.
6.Write F _ _ k on your arm 또는 binder with a marker, and if a teacher (or principal) gives 당신 trouble just say: "It doesn't say a bad word". Then fill in the blanks with a pencil 또는 pen to spell words like "funk","fork","fink", 또는 "flak". Then go to say:"you have such a negative outlook" and walk away.
7.Make a buzzing noise like a bug is in the room. then get up really fast and start throwing your stuff like your trying to kill it and scream IM GOING TO GET YOU!!!! and still carry on with the bug noise. it works.
8.Get into class, and turn your 책상, 데스크 completely to the opposite of the teacher, 또는 the board, and act like everything is normal until the teacher asks 당신 to turn around. Then go sit on the floor.
9.when the teachere turns his/her back scream like a cat in heat when they turn around act like nothing happened ;P
10.When your teacher turns around to write on the board every body hide under the desk, then if they ask what 당신 are doing every body reply there are tying their shoe laces
11.After 당신 get your assignment, do it. Then, tell the teacher 당신 로스트 your homework, and get another. Get as many as possible, doing them all, and turn them all in under make- believe names.
12.a fun school prank: get in trouble, then when u get sent outta the room 또는 something, yell YESS! it really ticks the teacher off, and when 당신 have to come in, say you're having too much fun outside.
13.When they give 당신 homework, do it. Then the 다음 day, ask 질문 aout every single problem. Get 프렌즈 to help with this and possibly get the teacher to explain a problem multiple times. While they scribbling on the bored, feel free to talk amoungst yourselves.
14.Get some farm animals, paint 1, 2, and 4 on them and set them loose. Wait for teachers to 검색 for the one with a 3 on it, which isn't there.
15.Bring a lot of bird seed and throw it around the parking lot and near teacher cars. Wait for the birds to come and crap all over everything.
16.Get a lot of styrofoam bubbles and throw it in the ventilation system, then turn it on. Should snow all over the inside of the building.
17.put a sign on the door saying 'new teachers needed'.
18.bang your head on the 책상, 데스크 (gently) and make noises like "no, stop that, get out of my head!" like your crazy 또는 something.
19.make weird noises when the teacher's back is turned. when he turns around again act like nothing happened.
20.hang up the teachers chair against the 벽 또는 door 또는 blackboard.
21.play sports with old fermented sandwiches 또는 other food.
22.if the teacher checks your homework and 당신 dont have it, fake a panic attack 또는 go crazy.
23.Say that 당신 have an eye infection and that 당신 won't be able to do any work 또는 study. If they don't believe you, say it can only be seen under a microscope.
24.Change the keys around on the keyboard in computer class. 당신 can also change the keyboard mapping via control panel. Change it to Dvorak 또는 something else that will confuse the hell out of everyone.
25.Ask stupid 질문 like "How are 아기 made", even if 당신 already know the answer. Then keep asking "why" to every answer the teacher comes up with.
26.When the teacher gives 당신 a worksheet, sniff it really loudly and say that it smells funny, and ask if 당신 could get a new one instead.
27.Keep on asking questions, and no matter how well the teacher explains it, keep saying "I still don't get it". Get a friend to help 당신 with this one, then eventually 당신 can say "Oh OK I get it now!", and then your friend asks something else to get the teacher going again.
28.If 당신 can speak 더 많이 than one language, pretend you're stuck in that language and can't speak English anymore. So 당신 answer all 질문 in the other language, even if nobody else understands it.
29.Raise your hand, and when the teacher calls on you, just keep your hand up and stare at them. 또는 say 당신 were just stretching your arm 또는 something.
30.When the teacher is taking a long time to explain something that's actually simple, wait for him/her to finish, and then when they're done, yell something weird like "But I still don't get it! How did the 공룡 die out then?!". 또는 당신 could yell something else like "But I still don't understand how 아기 are made!" 또는 "That still doesn't explain why the sky is blue!" 또는 "But where did Atlantis come from then?!". Try to ask something that is offtopic, but still sort of related to the subject at hand.
31.In the middle of class, start 노래 retarded things like the Teletubbies tune 또는 something. 또는 act like you're a Teletubby.
32.When the teacher gives 당신 a new assignment, yell out "That's enough! Now I'm going on strike! The labour laws in this place are ridiculous!". Even better, make a protest sign with something like "UNFAIR TEACHER" written on it and hold it up whenever your teacher gives assignments.
33.Draw a smiley face on the floor with chalk, and when the teacher steps on it, scream: "NOOO! 당신 just killed Kenny!"
34.Insist on calling your teacher 의해 their first name, and if they ask 당신 to stop, then insist that they refer to 당신 as Mr 또는 Miss (insert your last name here).
35.If 당신 don't feel like doing some really annoying assignment, insist that 당신 turned it in even if 당신 didn't. Maybe the teacher will then think that they 로스트 it and give 당신 a passing grade because they feel responsible for losing it.
36.Tell the teacher 당신 will no longer be requiring their services because you've decided 당신 want to become a hobo when 당신 grow up.
37.Every time the teacher states a fact, ask him 또는 her to prove it. Insist that 당신 won't blindly believe everything the teacher says and that 당신 need proof.
38.Buy birthday balloons for your teacher when it isn't their birthday, then sing happy birthday to them and ask what they want for their birthday, ask how old they are, etc. Basically just talk about the teacher for as long as possible.
39.If your teacher comes to get your homework, start having a fake panic attack, either make it as realistic as possible, 또는 as sarcastic as possible. If 당신 actually do have your homework, do the panic attack anyway, and then at the last 초 go all like "OH! Here it is!" and hand it in as if nothing had happened.
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I got these off link.
:DDDD
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Hope 당신 enjoyed!!
•Everyone in this place is unhappy. And since they're unhappy, they're probably looking for someone worse off than they are.
•You know who isn't human? 당신 know who isn't human?! PEOPLE LIKE YOU!
•Up to this day, I've never killed a single human.
•You will never see me again.
•I was going to let 당신 go; after all, there aren't many of us out there, but you're just such a pain in the ass.
•Please forget about everything.
•Are 당신 enjoying this?
Kouta: "I thought we were friends."
Lucy: "We are friends, that's why you're still alive."
Kouta: "You killed my father, Kanae.. and my sister Kanae... For that I will never forgive you."
Lucy: "All this time, I've lived in hope of telling 당신 how sorry I am, I've fought armies, just to have this chance, but now, there's nothing I can say that's good enough."
Kurama: "Regret is the domain of those who have earned the right to look back on the past. All I have is shame."
The End
•You know who isn't human? 당신 know who isn't human?! PEOPLE LIKE YOU!
•Up to this day, I've never killed a single human.
•You will never see me again.
•I was going to let 당신 go; after all, there aren't many of us out there, but you're just such a pain in the ass.
•Please forget about everything.
•Are 당신 enjoying this?
Kouta: "I thought we were friends."
Lucy: "We are friends, that's why you're still alive."
Kouta: "You killed my father, Kanae.. and my sister Kanae... For that I will never forgive you."
Lucy: "All this time, I've lived in hope of telling 당신 how sorry I am, I've fought armies, just to have this chance, but now, there's nothing I can say that's good enough."
Kurama: "Regret is the domain of those who have earned the right to look back on the past. All I have is shame."
The End
… So YIIK is a game
Okay, so a lot of you, 또는 hell, all of 당신 are probably asking, “Nik, what the fuck are 당신 doing this time?” All two of 당신 that read these will know that I have talked about this game almost a 년 이전 on the short lived In-Indie subseries I do, where I mildly praised the game despite how it is. This was around when the game was relatively new and didn’t have much attention aside from the mixed reviews that it had gotten. That is, until a few months later when so much came out about this game. It wasn’t long before YIIK: A Postmodern RPG became pretty much...
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Okay, so a lot of you, 또는 hell, all of 당신 are probably asking, “Nik, what the fuck are 당신 doing this time?” All two of 당신 that read these will know that I have talked about this game almost a 년 이전 on the short lived In-Indie subseries I do, where I mildly praised the game despite how it is. This was around when the game was relatively new and didn’t have much attention aside from the mixed reviews that it had gotten. That is, until a few months later when so much came out about this game. It wasn’t long before YIIK: A Postmodern RPG became pretty much...
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