I found this on the internet :P
part I
Everybody who has a dog calls it "Rover" 또는 "Boy"; I called mine "Sex". Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the city hall to renew his license, I told the clerk I wanted to have a license for Sex. He said "I'd like to have one too." Then I said "But this is a dog". He said he didn't care want she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was 9 years old." He said I must have been quite a kid.
Then when I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for Sex. He said every room in the hotel was for sex. I said "You don't understand, Sex keeps me awake at nights." He said "Me too."
Part II
One 일 I entered Sex in a contest, but before before the competition began the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was hanging around. I told him that I planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold tickets of my own. "But 당신 don't understand," I said, "I hope to have sex on TV." He called me a show-off.
When my wife and me separated, we went to court to fight over the custody rights of the dog. I said "Your honor, I had Sex before we were married." The judge said "me too." Then I told him that after I married Sex left me. The judge said "Me too."
Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking for him around town. A cop came over and asked me, "What are 당신 doing in this dark alley at 4 in the morning?" I said "I'm looking for sex." My case comes up on Friday.
part I
Everybody who has a dog calls it "Rover" 또는 "Boy"; I called mine "Sex". Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the city hall to renew his license, I told the clerk I wanted to have a license for Sex. He said "I'd like to have one too." Then I said "But this is a dog". He said he didn't care want she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was 9 years old." He said I must have been quite a kid.
Then when I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for Sex. He said every room in the hotel was for sex. I said "You don't understand, Sex keeps me awake at nights." He said "Me too."
Part II
One 일 I entered Sex in a contest, but before before the competition began the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was hanging around. I told him that I planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold tickets of my own. "But 당신 don't understand," I said, "I hope to have sex on TV." He called me a show-off.
When my wife and me separated, we went to court to fight over the custody rights of the dog. I said "Your honor, I had Sex before we were married." The judge said "me too." Then I told him that after I married Sex left me. The judge said "Me too."
Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking for him around town. A cop came over and asked me, "What are 당신 doing in this dark alley at 4 in the morning?" I said "I'm looking for sex." My case comes up on Friday.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
It was a typical 일 in New York City. People were walking down the sidewalks, and cars crowded the streets, but in front of a coffee shop, a man was sitting, while typing on his laptop.
SeanTheHedgehog's
Person 94: *Typing on his laptop inside the coffee shop*
Background People: *Drinking coffee, and eating donuts*
SeanTheHedgehog's
Wonderful World
Taxi Driver: *Going over 60, passing several other cars*
Man 89: *Hugging his suitcase* Do all taxi drivers drive like this in the city?
Taxi Driver:...
Hello there! My name is Jared, and I was a huge 팬 of this old blog named Ask Dr. Robotnik, but it was cancelled due to his life having too much work.
But I plan on reviving it and doing my own take on it, but if you're not familiar with it, here's how it works.
당신 type in the 코멘트 section something to ask Dr. Robotnik and I'll answer it with a funny picture/text/both. It may not sound that fun at first, but believe me when I say it is.
To get started, all 당신 have to do is type into the 코멘트 section something to ask Dr. Robotnik, and once we get 5+ 코멘트 I'll make a new 기사 answering them with funny pictures and text!
This is for you, Matt. :) Thanks for all the good times.
But I plan on reviving it and doing my own take on it, but if you're not familiar with it, here's how it works.
당신 type in the 코멘트 section something to ask Dr. Robotnik and I'll answer it with a funny picture/text/both. It may not sound that fun at first, but believe me when I say it is.
To get started, all 당신 have to do is type into the 코멘트 section something to ask Dr. Robotnik, and once we get 5+ 코멘트 I'll make a new 기사 answering them with funny pictures and text!
This is for you, Matt. :) Thanks for all the good times.
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