Here are the signs:
1. Tech Support calls "YOU" for help.
2. Someone at work tells 당신 a joke and 당신 say "LOL".
3. 당신 watch TV with the closed captioning turned on.
4. 당신 have called out someone's screen name while making 사랑 to your significant other.
5. 당신 keep begging your 프렌즈 to get an account so "we can hang out".
6. Three words: Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.
7. You've even gotten on an airplane just to meet some folks face-to- face.
8. 당신 have to get a 2d phone line just so 당신 can call 피자 Hut.
9. 당신 go into labour and 당신 stop to type a special e-mail to let everyone know you're going to be away.
10. 당신 have a vanity car tag with your screen name on it.
11. 당신 no longer type with proper capitalization, punctuation, 또는 complete sentences.
12. 당신 have met over 100 AOLers.
13. 당신 begin to say "heh heh heh" instead of laughing.
14. When someone says "What did 당신 say?" 당신 reply "Scroll up!"
15. 당신 find yourself sneaking away to the computer in the middle of the night when your spouse is asleep.
16. 당신 turn down the lights & close the blinds so people won't know you're on-line again.
17. 당신 know 더 많이 about your AOL friends' daily routines than 당신 do your own spouses.
18. 당신 find yourself lying to others about your time on-line & when they complain that your phone was busy 당신 claim it was off the hook.
19. 당신 have an identity crisis if someone is using a screen name close to your own.
20. 당신 would rather tell people that your bloodshot eyes are from partying too much than the truth (online all night).
21. 당신 change your screen names so much that 당신 have to look at your own 프로필 to see who 당신 are.
22. Your kids are standing at your side saying, "Mommy, please come and cook" 공식 만찬, 저녁 식사 and 당신 would rather type another "LOL".
23. 당신 type messages to people while 당신 are on the phone with them at the same time.
24. 당신 won't work at a job that doesn't have a modem involved.
25. Your dog leaves you.
26. 당신 have to ask what 년 it is.
27. 당신 write a letter like this.. "dear tom, hiyas! how r u doin well I gotta go bbl!"
28. 당신 name your pets after people 당신 talk to.
29. 당신 smile sideways...
30. 당신 sign on & immediately get 10 IMs from people who have 당신 on their buddy list.
31. 당신 look at an annoying person off-line & wish 당신 had your ignore button handy.
32. 당신 bring a bag lunch & a 냉각기 to the computer.
33. Your significant other kisses your neck while you're chatting & 당신 think "uh oh cyber sex perv".
34. 당신 have withdrawals if 당신 are away from the computer for 더 많이 than a few hours.
35. 당신 use AOL lingo in everyday life (if 당신 still have one he he he).
36. 당신 take a speed 읽기 course to keep up with the scrolling.
37. Your buddy list has over 100 people on it.
38. Your worse comeback to a bully is "I'll slap ya w/a rubber chicken!"
39. 당신 wake up in the morning and the first thing 당신 do is get online before 당신 have your first cup of coffee.
40. 당신 have to inject no-doze into your butt to keep it awake.
41. 당신 have your computer set so it goes directly into AOL's welcome screen.
42. 당신 don't know where the time has gone.
43. 당신 end sentences with 3 (or more) periods while 글쓰기 letters 의해 hand.
44. 당신 get up at 2am to go to the bathroom but turn on the computer instead.
45. 당신 don't even notice anymore when someone has a typo.
46. 당신 enter a room & 23 people greet 당신 w/((hugs)) 또는 **kisses**.
47. 당신 stop typing whole words and use things like ppl, dunno and lemme.
48. Your voicemail/answering machine message is "BRB, leave your s/n & I will TTYL".
49. 당신 type faster than 당신 think.
50. 당신 got your psychiatrist addicted to AOL too & are now undergoing therapy in private rooms instead of at his office.
51. 당신 want to be buried with your computer when it dies 또는 vice versa.
52. 당신 actually enjoy the fact that 당신 are addicted.
53. 당신 can actually read & follow all the names of the cast that scrolls up your TV screen at the end of a movie.
54. People say, "If it weren't for your super reflexes in your eyes & fingers, 당신 would have been classified as a vegetable!"
55. 당신 dream in "text".
56. Being called a Newbie is a "MAJOR" insult.
57. There is absolutely no interesting chat in any room & you're really bored.
58. 당신 don't want to leave in case 당신 miss something.
59. 당신 double click your TV remote.
60. 당신 can now type over 70wpm.
61. 당신 think about starting a 12-step recovery group for AOL junkies.
62. 당신 are on the phone a 분 & need to do something else & say "BRB" 또는 "BBL".
63. 당신 check your 이메일 and forget 당신 have real mail aka 달팽이 mail.
64. 당신 go into withdrawals during dinner.
65. 당신 spend at least 30 분 making sure 당신 say goodbye to everyone in a room.
66. 당신 stop speaking in full sentences.
67. 당신 have gone into an unstaffed Tech Support room & ended up "giving" tech support to other AOLers.
68. 당신 have to be pried from your computer 의해 the "Jaws of Life".
69. 당신 know what a "snert" is.
70. 당신 set your 부엌, 주방 on 불, 화재 while cooking 공식 만찬, 저녁 식사 because 당신 wanted to check your mail" & while there 당신 "just wanted to see who was online".
(I do not own this. I found it online)
1. Tech Support calls "YOU" for help.
2. Someone at work tells 당신 a joke and 당신 say "LOL".
3. 당신 watch TV with the closed captioning turned on.
4. 당신 have called out someone's screen name while making 사랑 to your significant other.
5. 당신 keep begging your 프렌즈 to get an account so "we can hang out".
6. Three words: Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.
7. You've even gotten on an airplane just to meet some folks face-to- face.
8. 당신 have to get a 2d phone line just so 당신 can call 피자 Hut.
9. 당신 go into labour and 당신 stop to type a special e-mail to let everyone know you're going to be away.
10. 당신 have a vanity car tag with your screen name on it.
11. 당신 no longer type with proper capitalization, punctuation, 또는 complete sentences.
12. 당신 have met over 100 AOLers.
13. 당신 begin to say "heh heh heh" instead of laughing.
14. When someone says "What did 당신 say?" 당신 reply "Scroll up!"
15. 당신 find yourself sneaking away to the computer in the middle of the night when your spouse is asleep.
16. 당신 turn down the lights & close the blinds so people won't know you're on-line again.
17. 당신 know 더 많이 about your AOL friends' daily routines than 당신 do your own spouses.
18. 당신 find yourself lying to others about your time on-line & when they complain that your phone was busy 당신 claim it was off the hook.
19. 당신 have an identity crisis if someone is using a screen name close to your own.
20. 당신 would rather tell people that your bloodshot eyes are from partying too much than the truth (online all night).
21. 당신 change your screen names so much that 당신 have to look at your own 프로필 to see who 당신 are.
22. Your kids are standing at your side saying, "Mommy, please come and cook" 공식 만찬, 저녁 식사 and 당신 would rather type another "LOL".
23. 당신 type messages to people while 당신 are on the phone with them at the same time.
24. 당신 won't work at a job that doesn't have a modem involved.
25. Your dog leaves you.
26. 당신 have to ask what 년 it is.
27. 당신 write a letter like this.. "dear tom, hiyas! how r u doin well I gotta go bbl!"
28. 당신 name your pets after people 당신 talk to.
29. 당신 smile sideways...
30. 당신 sign on & immediately get 10 IMs from people who have 당신 on their buddy list.
31. 당신 look at an annoying person off-line & wish 당신 had your ignore button handy.
32. 당신 bring a bag lunch & a 냉각기 to the computer.
33. Your significant other kisses your neck while you're chatting & 당신 think "uh oh cyber sex perv".
34. 당신 have withdrawals if 당신 are away from the computer for 더 많이 than a few hours.
35. 당신 use AOL lingo in everyday life (if 당신 still have one he he he).
36. 당신 take a speed 읽기 course to keep up with the scrolling.
37. Your buddy list has over 100 people on it.
38. Your worse comeback to a bully is "I'll slap ya w/a rubber chicken!"
39. 당신 wake up in the morning and the first thing 당신 do is get online before 당신 have your first cup of coffee.
40. 당신 have to inject no-doze into your butt to keep it awake.
41. 당신 have your computer set so it goes directly into AOL's welcome screen.
42. 당신 don't know where the time has gone.
43. 당신 end sentences with 3 (or more) periods while 글쓰기 letters 의해 hand.
44. 당신 get up at 2am to go to the bathroom but turn on the computer instead.
45. 당신 don't even notice anymore when someone has a typo.
46. 당신 enter a room & 23 people greet 당신 w/((hugs)) 또는 **kisses**.
47. 당신 stop typing whole words and use things like ppl, dunno and lemme.
48. Your voicemail/answering machine message is "BRB, leave your s/n & I will TTYL".
49. 당신 type faster than 당신 think.
50. 당신 got your psychiatrist addicted to AOL too & are now undergoing therapy in private rooms instead of at his office.
51. 당신 want to be buried with your computer when it dies 또는 vice versa.
52. 당신 actually enjoy the fact that 당신 are addicted.
53. 당신 can actually read & follow all the names of the cast that scrolls up your TV screen at the end of a movie.
54. People say, "If it weren't for your super reflexes in your eyes & fingers, 당신 would have been classified as a vegetable!"
55. 당신 dream in "text".
56. Being called a Newbie is a "MAJOR" insult.
57. There is absolutely no interesting chat in any room & you're really bored.
58. 당신 don't want to leave in case 당신 miss something.
59. 당신 double click your TV remote.
60. 당신 can now type over 70wpm.
61. 당신 think about starting a 12-step recovery group for AOL junkies.
62. 당신 are on the phone a 분 & need to do something else & say "BRB" 또는 "BBL".
63. 당신 check your 이메일 and forget 당신 have real mail aka 달팽이 mail.
64. 당신 go into withdrawals during dinner.
65. 당신 spend at least 30 분 making sure 당신 say goodbye to everyone in a room.
66. 당신 stop speaking in full sentences.
67. 당신 have gone into an unstaffed Tech Support room & ended up "giving" tech support to other AOLers.
68. 당신 have to be pried from your computer 의해 the "Jaws of Life".
69. 당신 know what a "snert" is.
70. 당신 set your 부엌, 주방 on 불, 화재 while cooking 공식 만찬, 저녁 식사 because 당신 wanted to check your mail" & while there 당신 "just wanted to see who was online".
(I do not own this. I found it online)
1.Stand 의해 one of the doors 또는 elevators and recite Shakespeare.
2.Leave handwritten horoscopes on everyones windshield.
3.Sit on 상단, 맨 위로 of your car with a picnic blanket and have lunch.
4.When someone walks 의해 say to your invisible friend,"That wasn't nice,They cant help it."
5.Wear a 샌드위치 sign that reads,"Ran out of deodorant.Keep your distance."
6.While holding a spray bottle and a toothbrush, offer to wash peoples cars for $50.
7.Stand in a central location with a sign stating,"I forgot to take my pill today.Stay far away."
8.Wearing a party hat and frequently blowing a small party horn,wish everyone a Happy New Year.
9.While chewing on long blades of grass,walk around mooing.
10.Sit in a lawn chair 다음 to your car,in a Hawaiian outfit,with a sign saying,"Cheap vacation."
2.Leave handwritten horoscopes on everyones windshield.
3.Sit on 상단, 맨 위로 of your car with a picnic blanket and have lunch.
4.When someone walks 의해 say to your invisible friend,"That wasn't nice,They cant help it."
5.Wear a 샌드위치 sign that reads,"Ran out of deodorant.Keep your distance."
6.While holding a spray bottle and a toothbrush, offer to wash peoples cars for $50.
7.Stand in a central location with a sign stating,"I forgot to take my pill today.Stay far away."
8.Wearing a party hat and frequently blowing a small party horn,wish everyone a Happy New Year.
9.While chewing on long blades of grass,walk around mooing.
10.Sit in a lawn chair 다음 to your car,in a Hawaiian outfit,with a sign saying,"Cheap vacation."
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OMG ITS THE FIRSTT EPISOE OF CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
IF YOUR WONDERING I ATE TONS AN TONS OF SUGER TODAY YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Now todays topic is....MUSIC!
Today i will be talking about MUSIC!
Well 지르 and the doom song is a big hit its on the 상단, 맨 위로 100's isn't that amazing!
Another person i like is Marilyn Manson!
I like is Skillet!
Now lets talk about a thing i wrote!
Pokemon Pick Peaches!
Well thats it with todays episode of the calliope channel and enjoy the 랜덤 picture i posted!
SEEEE YA
The End
Ok time to start!
6 QUOTES:
1."Bart,with $10,000,we'd be millionaires!We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!
2."I'm an excellent house keeper.Every time I get a divorce,I keep the house."
3."He dreamed he was eating shreadded wheat and woke up and found his mattress half gone."
4."The way taxes are,you might as well marry for love."
5."I hope life isn't a big joke because i don't get it."
6."Half of the people inthe world are below average."
6 SAYINGS:
1.Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
2.I've tried yoga,but i find stress less boring.
3."Cheese...milk's leap toward immortality."
4."Love is grand;divorce is a hundred grand."
5."Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day."
6."Procrastination gives 당신 something to look 앞으로 to."
The End
6 QUOTES:
1."Bart,with $10,000,we'd be millionaires!We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!
2."I'm an excellent house keeper.Every time I get a divorce,I keep the house."
3."He dreamed he was eating shreadded wheat and woke up and found his mattress half gone."
4."The way taxes are,you might as well marry for love."
5."I hope life isn't a big joke because i don't get it."
6."Half of the people inthe world are below average."
6 SAYINGS:
1.Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
2.I've tried yoga,but i find stress less boring.
3."Cheese...milk's leap toward immortality."
4."Love is grand;divorce is a hundred grand."
5."Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day."
6."Procrastination gives 당신 something to look 앞으로 to."
The End
