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1. 앤젤 Eyes - call her this name and she'll either think you're lying 또는 you'll get some action faster than a pit 황소, 불 on a t-bone.

2. Baby Doll - is a class girlfriend name so call her this all 당신 want even if she is the kind who will out chug 당신 in 맥주 and pull a monster truck over your face on occasion.

3. Bubble Butt - is one of those names 당신 never, and I mean never call your girlfriend since this will end it all, and there will be no chance in getting back with her even for a drunken 2 am booty call.

4. Cuddle Bug - is one that most girlfriends will respond well to and will be an invitation for making out on the couch.

5. Cutie Pie - is another classic that will not get 당신 in trouble.

6. Darling - is a standard that one should adopt in lieu of trying out other experimental girlfriend names like "She-Bitch from Hell" 또는 "Carnation Instant Bitch".

7. Doll Face - is an endearing name that guys would do well to adopt.

8. Dummy - girlfriends don't respond well to this name just like they don't respond well to the 3 Stooges. Use this if 당신 want to lose her.

9. 심, 만 두 - is one of those tricky cute names to call your girlfriend since guys will thinks it's fine, but females will think you're making a 코멘트 about their weight.

10. 과일 Loop - may sound innocent at first, but the 더 많이 당신 call her this, the 더 많이 she'll take it that 당신 think she's mentally unstable.

11. Gorgeous - most girlfriends will not only be Okay with this, they will not be able to get enough of this.

12. Goobers - do 당신 really want to go there?

13. Honey Bunch - is a name that is sugary but not too much so and can be used on occasion especially at breakfast time.

14. Kitten - some girlfriends will adore this name while other will recoil. It's a judgment call here so if the shoe fits wear it.

15. 양고기 Chop - at first glance seems fine, but when 당신 think about it you're comparing your girlfriend to the slaughtering of an innocent little animal. Might as well shoot Bambi while you're at it.

16. Lover Girl - is a decent cute name to call a girlfriend and isn't too sugary to make most recoil.

17. 사랑 Lumps - if 당신 don't want hot 수프 poured all over your lap then don't use this one.

18. Main Squeeze - this is generally considered a cute name for a girlfriend although 당신 could be unconsciously calling her a Cold Frosty.

19. Monkey Butt - if 당신 know what is good for you, put this one on the shelf and only tell it to your therapist.

20. Sexyness - this one should be reserved for private occasions like a Valentine's 일 공식 만찬, 저녁 식사 또는 her birthday. If 당신 use this 당신 know you'll be getting some later.
    

There 당신 have it, a 상단, 맨 위로 20 list of cute names to call your girlfriend. Read it and weep. 또는 read it and laugh. 또는 at least read it and take it to heart. Using a cute name for your girlfriend can be dangerous territory for a guy. A bad name can send her off crying 또는 it can send her into interrogation mode.

A good cute name however, can send your girlfriend (and you) to the Promised Land. Use this list wisely and please no wagering.


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We are never getting back together-TAYLOR SWIFT

I remember when we broke up the first time
Saying this is it, I've had enough, 'cause like
We hadn't seen each other in a month
When you, said you, needed space, what?
Then 당신 come around again and say
Baby, I miss 당신 and I swear I'm gonna change
Trust me, remember how that lasted for a day
I say, I hate you, we break up, 당신 call me, I 사랑 you

Oooh we called it off again last night
But Oooh, this time I'm telling you, I'm telling you
We are never ever ever getting back together
We are never ever ever getting back together
You go talk to your 프렌즈 talk...
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The clock strikes ten
Out on the streets again
I been looking for something to please me since I don't know when
Out on the dark side of town
Another rumble's gone down
And life on the high side isn't what this boy’s about

She's got something I want man, it's something I need
It takes 더 많이 than a night to satisfy me

I stand accused
I can always run to you
Any road that 당신 choose
I can always run to you
I stand accused
I can always run to you
I run to you
Baby, I can always run

To a 심장 of chrome
And a soul of steel
We've done 더 많이 white lines than you'll know any one we could steal
And when I give her the...
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Larry Potsmoker be a seriez of seven 판타지 novels written 의해 tha British lyricist J. K. Rowling. Da 책 chronicle tha adventurez of a wizard, Larry Potsmoker, n' his wild lil' playaz Ronald Weasley n' Hermione Granger, all of whom is studentz at Hogwartz School of Witchcraft n' Wizardry. Da main story arc concerns Harryz quest ta overcome tha Dark wizard Lord Voldemort, whose aims is ta become immortal, conquer tha wizardin ghetto, subjugate non-magical gangstas, n' destroy all em whoz 나귀, 엉덩이 stand up in his way, especially Larry Potsmoker.
I've been lied to and 당신 been cheated
I've been cried to, 당신 been mistreated
I've been watching you, 당신 want action
You need 사랑 and I need satisfaction

I'm burning for love
Filled with desire
I can't stand the heat
And my heart's on fire
I can't get enough (Burning love)
It's down to the wire
I'm making my move, I'm looking for you
I'm burning for love

You're the victim it's in your eyes
I'm the suspect and love's the crime
Tensions mounting bodies aching
I can't take the anticipation

I'm burning for love
I’m filled with desire
I can't stand the heat
And my heart's on fire
I can't get enough (Burning love)...
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On the 거리 where 당신 live
Girls talk about their social lives
They're made of lipstick, plastic and paint
A touch of sable in their eyes

(All your life)
All your life all you’ve asked is
When’s your Daddy gonna talk to you
But 당신 were living in another world
Trying to get a message through

No one heard a single word 당신 said
They should have seen it in your eyes
What was going around your head

Ooh, she's a little runaway
Daddy's girl learned fast
All those things he couldn't say
Ooh, she's a little runaway

A different line every night
Guaranteed to blow your mind
I see 당신 out on the streets
Call me for...
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Eve Dipalo stared up at the brick building. It looked the same but it felt so different, so... weird... "oof!" Someone pushed Eve aside and ran off into the school. Eve was about to say something, but she thought better of it. Besides, who would even listen to her of all people? She sighed and pushed open the doors to the school.

Right when she walked in she felt out of place. She pulled a piece of white paper from her backpack's side pocket and studied it. She walked over to one of the bright red 7th grade lockers and glanced back down at the paper to check her combination. she tried her...
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Hold on to me, 사랑
You know I can't stay long
All I wanted to say was
I 사랑 당신 and I'm not afraid, oh

Can 당신 hear me?
Can 당신 feel me in your arms?

Holding my last breath
Safe inside myself
Are all my thoughts of 당신
Sweet raptured light, it ends here tonight

I'll miss the winter
A world of fragile things
Look for me in the white forest
Hiding in a hollow 나무, 트리
(Come and find me)

I know 당신 hear me
I can taste it in your tears

Holding my last breath
Safe inside myself
Are all my thoughts of 당신
Sweet raptured light, it ends here tonight

Closing your eyes to disappear
You pray your dreams...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
Well here 당신 are
at the edge of the abyss...

at the beginning of infinity

heaven 또는 hell

an afterlife
or a nothingness

forgiveness
or an eternity of suffering ?

Does anyone really know ?

Why have 당신 come here ?
What do 당신 need ?


To Find a Way to Live ?

Maybe 당신 want to take them to die . . . ?


But I ask 당신 now..
how many of these pills

would 당신 take each 일 to live ?



To feel good, normal good, like everyone else ?

Stable, not depressed, even happy, but normal ?



These are some of the pills I take every day

to save my life.

They are not herbs 또는 antidepressants.



I feel happy, I feel...
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HI EVERYONE!
TODAYS MY 2 EPISODE!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
ITS ME INVADER CALLIOPE YOUR HOST!
NOW ITS TIME TO TALK ABOUT THE SPECAIL GUEST 별, 스타 ZIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
clapdy clap clap
Invader Callipe:HI ZIM
Zim:I'M NORMAL *walks away*
WELL BYE ZIIIIIIIIIIIM!
WELL GOODBYE EVERYONE THIS IS THE END OF EPISODE 2!
SEE YA LATER BYE BYE EVERYONE!
The End!
Miss Carey: Hello, Allex! Come in!
Allex: Hi! What's happening here?
Mady: It's drama club.
Miss Carey: Come and 가입하기 us!
Allex: Ok. What are 당신 doing?
Ed: We're putting on a play.
Allex: Really? Can i be in it? I like acting.
Nicki: He's a really good actor, Miss Carey.
Miss Carey: Excellent!
Allex: What's the play?
Mady: It's The Ugly Duckling.
Allex: Oh... That's for little children.
Mady: Yes, we're doing it for kindergarten.
Nicki: It's fun!
Ed: I'm the kind man.
Mady: I'm the kind man's doughter.
Alex: What about me?
Miss Carey: You, Alex, can be the ugly duckling.
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don't worry this 기사 is not about 양 또는 bananas it is about a 더 많이 serious matter.

this is a 토론 and i want everyone 읽기 this
글쓰기 a 코멘트 about what 당신 think is write 또는 wrong
ok?

so anyway

here i go


what came first

the egg

또는 the chicken?

thats my 토론 and i want EVERYONE who's a 팬
of 랜덤 to write what they think is right


and become a 팬 of me and become a 팬 of my
article

and remember

what came first
the egg
또는 the chicken

i am only doing this because i have been
wondering that for ages
EPISODE ONE:

Spike: [snoring]

Twilight: Let's go through this one 더 많이 time.

Rainbow Dash: [sighs] We've been over it like a million times, Twilight! We found all six keys, defeated Tirek, and got this sweet castle! End of story!

Twilight: Yes, but why?

Applejack: I dunno, sugarcube. Maybe it's just your new house and there ain't nothin' 더 많이 to it than that.

Rarity: I must say, speaking strictly on aesthetics, there really doesn't need to be 더 많이 to it. It's all simply divine!

Fluttershy: I agree with Twilight. And Rarity. And Applejack. And 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash. And Pinkie Pie. Oh, and probably Spike.

Spike:...
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