Answer these as creatively as possible.

당신 see, Riku, my learned student, Ducks quack because many eons ago, ducks were primarily the most sentient life on the planet. The ducks had a wondrous empire built on the foundation of love, trust, peace, happiness, and honor. There was no violence in the ducks empire and it was ruled 의해 a beautiful 오리 queen. The 퀸 had 5 little ducklets, and the eldest was nearly ready to take the 왕좌, 왕위 herself. It was then however, that it happened. The 5 little ducks went out one day, over the hills....and far away. The 퀸 오리 said "quack quack quack quack"...

But they never came back....so the 퀸 became tyrranical, the empire became a place of horror and fear, and anatidaephobia was born.

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One pack.

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Oh that's just Aya, she's lonely ever since the *content deleted due to Riku not playing Mad Father*

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Fairies
In
Red
Enchiladas.

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The Earth is like a massive baby, and the green 잔디 is it's spit up, so green is generally a puke-like thing.

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Do 당신 like Waffles?

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Sure, but be careful and find a save point first.

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Those were yours?....uh....good news! 당신 have a massive bag of 사과, 애플 cores! 당신 don't need to share. 당신 can keep them.

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Are these 질문 truly random?

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Seriously...it's just Aya....she's harmless. The chainsaw is mostly for show.

Before I start, lemme just say one thing...
DUCKS REALLY MUST BE THE MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE BECAUSE I HAVE SEEN SO MANY FLIPPIN THINGS ABOUT DUCKS RULING THE UNIVERSE EVER SINCE THE ONE DAMN TIME I WAS IN THE CAR AND STARTED TALKING ABOUT THE 'GRAND DUCK' WHO IS THE SUPREME RULER OF ALL UNIVERSES AND WE'RE ALL JUST DUCKS AND THE GRAND 오리 LAYS EGGS AND THOSE EGGS ARE THE UNIVERSE AND THE GRAND 오리 CONTROLS ALL. NOW EVERYTHING I SEE IS LITERALLY DUCKS WHAT HAVE I DONE.

*cough* Anyway...

1) I once had a little pet duck, who made a habit of liking to cluck. I was taken aback when he finally said "quack" and started to run amuck.
오리 Manifesto, 2:44
My graduation 캡, 모자 had a 오리 on it.

2)Peter is dead.

3)That's just John Green. He's probably just standin' there thinking about lung cancer and towns constructed entirely out of paper. *shrug* That guy...

4. First In Roach Exterminations

5. disambiguation. "Green" may refer to "John Green", "Hank Green", 또는 "Emerald Green". Check Lesson Number 3 for details on "Green".

6.) Did 당신 know that back in the day, ice cream was a rare delicacy and one of the founding fathers paid around 2000 dollars (I believe) just to eat it?

7) Only on Wednesdays.

8) L, did 당신 know, that Shinigami only eat apples? Don't take those things onto the TARDIS, the Doctor hates them. Keeps him away, he says.

9) I once knew a guy named Bray. Everyone thought he was gay. He kissed a girl, it made him hurl- I guess he really was gay.

10.*trips you* LOOKS LIKE IT'S ONLY OUT TO GET 당신 HAHA SUCKER.

1. Because one day, a long, long time ago, a bunch of 유니콘 and narwhals came together and had a discussion. Ducks were mute. They wanted to fix it. So, one of the unicorns, named Charlie, said "This is stupid! They aren't mute, they go QUACK." and a narwhal, who is apparently a detective, responded "CHARLIE! That's brilliant! They shall go quack!" And that's how Charlie became known for ducks going quack.
..Wait, that wasn't the prompt? Ah, screw it, it's close enough.

2. Using logical math, he picked 42. What is the math? Uh, I have no clue. I just picked some 랜덤 number...
What? No! It definitely wasn't because I have no clue how much a peck is, that's RIDICULOUS! Hahaha....

3. I think he's the new guy, Tim. 또는 is it Jim? Uh, Sim, Crim, Fim, Kim, Shim... He's one of the new guys. I think he wants to 가입하기 our conversation, but his nervous face looks really creepy.
Don't judge him to harshly, he has huge anxiety...

4. Farting In 무지개, 레인 보우 Elephants. Duh.

5. Deep. Hmm....
Green is the color of leprechauns and luck! Oh, and it isn't very creative...

6. Ice cream flavored 무지개, 레인 보우 pins from the firetruck universe. THE. BEST.

7. Bro. Don't hold back. 당신 can do WHATEVER 당신 WANT, so just GO FOR IT MAN. GO FOR IT.

8. Depends. Did 당신 get those apples from a shady guy in a white van? If so, DEFINITELY!

9. Well, when 당신 look at it in a particular, certain way... Uh... I was going to say something really smart, but then I 로스트 it. So what are we doing? Do pegasi exist? Did 당신 put the 사과, 애플 in the 건초 barrel and eat the candle? Rotary mice?

10. AHHHHH! THEY FOUND ME! HOW DID THEY FIND ME!? I THOUGHT THEY'D NEVER FIND ME BEHIND THAT CUP! I WAS DOING SO WELL! HOW COULD THIS POSSIBLY HAPPEN!!!!!!!!
Well, at least I don't have to run faster than them. I just have to run faster than YOU! HAHAHAHAHAHA! *flies away on a magical 조랑말 flying through the sky*



No, I'm not going to explain the picture. This is the 랜덤 club, 당신 figure it out! xP (And no, I didn't draw it. Someone I'm a 팬 of on 유튜브 did during one of his livestreams.)

1. Because, when they talk it's ununderstandable
2. Peter Piper didn't pick them, he 스톨, 훔친 them.
3. It's Manuel
4. Ford International Road Enterprises.
5. It's the color of the grass.
6. I don't like ice cream, I 사랑 ice cream.
7. Nope, only in Russia
8. No, thanks, but I think Snow White would 사랑 to
9. I dunno
10. Nope, it's too hot to run. Sorry