PONIES ARE EATING MY PINEAPPLES!!!! my burp tastes like 피자 .__. 당신 and your whatchamacallsits PONIES ARE EATING MY NIPPLES!!!!!!!! .____. I wanna eat your nipples xD my apples! Damn ponies eating the blood apples .___. They're stuffed with hearts A FUCKING 피카츄 WAS ON THE DOOR! He threw a pokeball at the door, catching the Pikachu Then....PINKIE PIE WAS BEING HIT 의해 A 나무 상자, 상자 의해 PEWDIEPIE!! Oh man....my turkeys were screaming My pigs were so abused...being thrown everywhere... A poo was talking to my pee today...I was staring at the toilet.....seeing what their conversation was.... Then my 기타 flew around in circles It was crazy....later Billie stuck his head in the toilet Then Oreos flew out my window While I screamed at 랜덤 trees.....saying how jealous they were of my necklace What a day And Tre Cool is bisexual I farted in someone's face today...they cummed so much....such a huge orgasm Then a carrot and a 간물, 피 클 were arguing I'm loyal to my master cause I'm just a doggie I loves my master But....my pigs were telling me to 키스 some pickle, I was like "You crazy! I loves my master not a green 간물, 피 클 bean" We are like 1! 저기요 guess what? I saw a Beetle fucking a tomato Why? The 간물, 피 클 started it... Damn pickles!! The 토마토 had a huge boner....I ran inside...then screamed at my poster with Billie then I slapped the door a few times..... My brain is horny for you...so is my cup I never saw a 토마토 with a huge fucking boner...never even knew a 토마토 can get boners..... PONIES JUMP INTO GALLONS OF BBQ SAUCE!!! there were fat duckies also and along with giant stinkbugs I saw people, talking with their poos........I slapped them all...... I took a shit That was so big it stood up and took a pee DID 당신 TALK TO IT?!?!?!? I NEEDS TO KNOWS!!!!!!! So I can talk with my poo as well I noticed today that my poo and my pee called each other holes.........I so fell into the dirt.... And played with worms Billie said his poo made out with a cricket.... Baby....what did 당신 poo say?!?!? and do?!??! It killed itself Oh.... Did it smell??? It 빙어, 빙 어 like fucking 무지개, 레인 보우 ponies Huh interesting........my feet smelled like mountains Can mountains smell? O.o People outside are hooting and mooing Moaning as well .__. I should be leader!! WHOS HAIR SMELLS LIKE HAMBURGERS!!!