What is the most unusual insult someone has used on you?

I've been called a "broccoli cheese cow head" before...
... I still don't know what that's supposed to mean.

I'm not sure if this is an insult but on this paper for school we had to write a 코멘트 on another kid and one boy named Jacob wrote "soup and bread." That was is 3rd grade and I still have not an idea what he meant.. There was an odd insult that wasn't directed to me, but I overheard being said to someone else.. This odd girl who people only pretend to be her friend once said to someone, "You should be steamed and served with a side of butter.." Everyone else had not idea how she came up with that stupid insult.. XD

Ummmmmmmmm........




My lil bro wuz like “ur smart self”

"you fart like pee."
what is that supposed to mean?

Me:*walks up to my sister* Hewo :3

Sister: 당신 SNUBBLELUMP DOODLE DOO!

Me: ._. ......WHAT?


I honestly had no no idea what she was trying to say, but she is the most 랜덤 sister I have, and that's saying something, because I have 5.

I fell over laughing afterward, but she was just doing a stupid half-smiling, glare thing. I have no idea how to describe it.

"You possum bosom"



당신 gotta 사랑 jnrm xP

some kid called me "tubby" in first grade. i guess he got if off of spongebob...
"NOBODY CALLS ME TUBBY!" XD

u think like an animal...

yes....yes i do, i suppose...
u think and act like a criminal!!

no.....u make me think like a criminal....and u should b happy i don't act on it...

BETCH!!!

yes...yes i am...

me: dude, you're an idiot.
him: well, YOU'RE a GIRL!!
me:..........get outta mah kitchen,

someone told me "you're such a Celestia!"
seeing as that's my name, i'd certainly hope I'm a Celestia!

In 2001 at the age of six I was called a "box head 바나나 breath." - still can't figure it out.

they called me shit :P

Brother: Why are 당신 so young?
Me: Why 당신 so old?
Brother: You're so young, you're still in diapers!
Me: You're so old 당신 need diapers and won't ever get out of them again.


^That was interesting...

Ummmmm... I can't think of any others.

Oh god, do I have to go through all of the insults that some people have used on me?

Gosh, there are so many... I'll go down a few though.

When Knuckleslover02 was still on here, she sent me a couple of notes, calling me really stupid things that I laugh my 나귀, 엉덩이 off at.
She one time said "ur native so that means ur from india"
Pfft, that was one lame insult, and another time she said I was a "Native Russian who came from India"
Where the fuck did she get that from? It doesn't make any sense at all. I mean please, I'm part Native American, Native Americans are Native to America, while Native Russians are Native to Russia. And people Native to India are Natives of India.

And not too long ago, some 암캐, 암 캐 over on DeviantART started... uh... I'll put it in conversation.

Me: *Finds a stamp where someone is blaming people who get bullied because they did get bullied and calling them faggots* In most cases, it is NOT the victims fault, we all get bullied in some point of our lives. And your paragraph "No, it's your fault for being a faggot" is fucking ridiculous, and do 당신 not know "faggot" is offensive?
랜덤 user: *Replies to my comment* Look at all this FAGGOTRY in a one comment
Me: Wow, thanks A LOT for calling me a "faggot" 당신 ass. Don't like what I said? Don't say anything, simple!
User: *Starts calling me a name... something like "American pseudoliberal pussy fucktard"*
^ What the everloving fuck, is that even a word? :P And that fucking whore couldn't even spell right, it made me cry at that time, now I laugh my 나귀, 엉덩이 off at how fucking stupid that asshole really was. XD

I had a Mexican kid call me "White-y" over xbox live

Kid: 당신 sruck! All 당신 do camp. Gringo white-y! Why 당신 even bought halo?!?"

Me: "Least my whole family didn't have to pitch in to buy the game"

Umm..there was this one time when we were six...my twin brother called me a 'Sissy 옥수수 chip in a 바나나 Hammock' and to this 일 I still don't know what it means...

i was called a spazy weirdo half breed not really that weird XD

My mother called me a "Hunnybun Fuck Tard" because I like to eat American Bacon!

Well this boy said: i wanted hairy d*** up my butt

My sister 게시됨 a 코멘트 on 페이스북 saying "No, 당신 are just a liar and a CHEESE-TITS" I don't even know what the perverted little bastard meant :S

"Why 당신 little blue 쥐 face!"- my cousin after i refused to lend her this book.