How will I die?

당신 will die from being murdered...by me for calling Hidan ugly.

Crushing’s too good for you. First you'll spend a 년 in the incinerator. 년 two: Cryogenic refrigeration wing. Then... TEN years in the chamber I built where all the robots scream at you. THEN I’ll kill you.

Death 의해 over abuse of the internet...?
I've got nothing.

당신 will die laughing. 'Nough said.

당신 will walk to the bus station tomorrow at exactly 8:30 am. 당신 will board the bus that comes. A seat, on the left at the very back of the bus will be taken 의해 you. There, 당신 will find a 랜덤 piece of paper on the floor. Due to your curiosity, 당신 will pick up the paper and then suddenly 당신 will drop it in horror. 당신 are so scared because a demonic creature appeared beside 당신 on the seat. In a panic, 당신 will start running down the bus isle and shout at the driver to stop. The driver stops at an intersection and 당신 hurriedly leave the bus, however...you failed yo notice the car driving up beside the bus and it rams into you.

That...was of course just a...guess. *smiles innocently and stuffs paper into my backpack*

Being backstabbed 의해 a Spy.

One of my best friends' torture methods:
Throw 당신 in a 불, 화재 for a few seconds, then dump 당신 in cold water, then mix salt into the water. If 당신 still survive, you'll be arsonphobic and hydrophobic for the rest of your traumatized life. :D
If 당신 don't want that, just choke on a 컵 케이크, 컵 케익, 컵 케 익 with lots of sugar. ^^

*whistles* m-m-me?! w-why a-are 당신 asking me t-t-this? how should I k-know?! *hides knive behind back and whistles some more*

At last! A fun question!

First, I'd hit 당신 on the head with a baseball bat to knock 당신 and then take to an abandoned church 또는 warehouse.

Next, I'd strap 당신 to a 표, 테이블 and wait until 당신 wake up. After 당신 wake up, I would drip very, very cold water on your forehead. Every five seconds, a drop of cold water would drip onto your forehead. This will eventually cause 당신 to become disorientated and confused.

I wouldn't kill 당신 yet. After that, I'd begin screaming insults at 당신 and pointing out every flaw. I'd keep yelling for hours and 당신 will have no self confidence left.

After that, I'd find a large, glass container and fill it with all kinds of alcohol and strong medication. I'd then repeatedly dunk 당신 in it until your mind is muddled. I would then make 당신 believe that 당신 have brutally murdered all your loved ones.

Next, I would take a tiny, dainty 칼, 나이프 and slowly start to cut 당신 up. Just enough so that there are scars but, not enough to kill you.

After that, I'd lock 당신 in a small room and play a recording of people screaming for three weeks straight. You'd be so emotionally distressed, 당신 would most like have some sort of break down.

After which I'd take a metal rod, heat the end, and begin branding your skin. Your skin would burn and it would be extremely painful.

Then, I'd throw 당신 into a white room and stop feeding and hydrating 당신 for three days. 당신 will lose what little sanity 당신 have left and become completely insane, 당신 will become a monster. 당신 will have nothing, all 당신 will feel is agony and suffering.

Lastly, I'd release 당신 and you'd just go die in a gutter somewhere~

I had way too much fun with this...-_-||

Perhaps 당신 will die like this:

의해 cuteness :D

당신 will die from someone flinging cheese at you.The cheese goes into your mouth then 당신 choke!Mwahahhaha

당신 won't
Cos' You're an immortal.
Eventually 당신 get fed up while everyone leaves 당신 cos they die.
So 당신 rip your 심장 out and feed it to the dogs.