props to who has the funniest joke

Absolouty NO RACIST 또는 OFFENDING am I trying to be.Just laugh and leave :)

Question:If a green guy lives in a green house, a blue guy in a blue house,where does a black guy live??

Answer:The whitehouse

I have the funniest joke, its in my pocket

I like thiz joke, even if itz not THAT funny:
What do 당신 call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the middle of the ocean?

A guy went to the Guiness Book of World Records to 신고 that he has the smallest p*nis, and when he came out, he shouted "WHO THE F*CK IS JUSTIN BIEBER?!" When a woman went in to 신고 that she slept with the most men, she came out shouting angrily "WHO THE F*CK IS JUSTIN BIEBER?!"
*sigh, wish I could make better jokes*

Q - Why did the 버섯 go to the party?
A - Because he was a fungi!!!
Hahaha, I didn't make that - Blame Louis Tomlinson!

Skip the vid to 1 min 2 secs XD x

Q: Why was the ghost a cheerleader?
A:Because she liked to show off her school spirit!

"why did the chicken 십자가, 크로스 the road??"
"i dont know, why??"
"to get to your house. knock knock."
"whos there??"
"the chicken"