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spunkyonyx said:
Yo mama so fat her clothes come in three different sizes large, extra large, and oh my god its coming!
Yo mama's so fat that when she fell in 사랑 she broke it
Yo mama's so ugly when I took her to the zoo they said, "Thanks for bringing' her back!"
Yo mama's so cheap, she's on the dollar menu.
Yo mama's so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Yo mama's so ugly, American express left 집 without her.
Yo mama's so fat, she got Baptized at sea world.
Yo mama's is so stupid when she went to Walgreen's she said "hey, these walls isn't green.
Yo mama's is so ugly that she entered in the ugly contest they said, "no professionals"
Yo mama's is so old, when god said let there be light she flipped the switch
Yo mama's is so stupid she thought 과일 펀치 was a Gay Boxer.
Yo mama's is so fat, she wore guess jeans and the answer popped out.
Yo mama's so stupid she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
Yo mama's so fat she has 더 많이 rolls then the towns bakery
yo mama's so fat, the only way to get her out of a telephone booth is to grease her thighs and throw a Twinkie in the street.
Yo mama's is so fat she drives a 스판덱스, 스 판 덱 스 car
Yo mama's so stupid she took a spoon to the super bowl
Yo mama's so stupid, I told her to take out the trash and she moved!
Yo mama's is so fat that when god said," Let there be light," he told her to 옮기기 her fat 나귀, 엉덩이 out the way first!
Yo mama's so fat she tripped over wal-mart, stumbled over k-mart, and landed on target.
Yo mama's so ugly your dad takes her to work so he doesn't have to 키스 her goodbye
Yo mama's so dumb she brought lipstick to a make-up test
Yo mama's so poor when I asked her why she was kickin that tin can across the 거리 she said she was moving.
Yo mama's so old when I told her to act her age, she died.
Yo mama's so fat that when we went out to the restaurant she looked at the menu and said sounds good
Yo mama's so fat, she put on a Malcolm X T-shirt and a helicopter tried to land on her
Yo mama's so fat, she sat on a 무지개, 레인 보우 and skittles came out.
Yo mama's so fat that the last time she saw 90210 was on the scales
Yo' mama's so fat, she wears two watches -- one for each time zone!
Yo mama's so fat she needs one barstool for each butt cheek
Yo mama's so dumb, that the Psychic 프렌즈 only charge her half price to read her mind!
Yo mama's so fat, even God couldn't lift her spirits!
Yo' mum's so small she's got to slam dunk her bus fair
Yo mama's so stupid, she put a ruler 다음 to her 침대 to see how long she sleeps!
Yo' mama's so fat when she walked into the all-you-can-eat buffet they had to install speed bumps.
Yo' mama so stupid, she tried to steal a free sample!
Yo mama's so fat when she steps on a scale it says, "To Be Continued..."
Yo mama's so fat she sweats mayonnaise!
Yo mama's so fat that god said "let there be light" and she moved!
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