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Post some weird/disturbing/stupid/funny lyrics!

Here's mine::

"Dick In A Box"
(feat. Justin Timberlake)

저기요 girl I got somethin' real important to give 당신
So just sit down and listen
Girl 당신 know we've been together such a long long time (such a long time)
And now I'm ready to lay it on the line
(Wooow) 당신 know it's 크리스마스 and my 심장 is open wide
Gonna give 당신 something so 당신 know what's on my mind
A gift real special, so take off the 상단, 맨 위로
Take a look inside -- it's my dick in a box
Not gonna get 당신 a diamond ring
That sort of gift don't mean anything
Not gonna get 당신 a fancy car
Girl ya gotta know you're my shining 별, 스타
Not gonna get 당신 a house in the hills
A girl like 당신 needs somethin' real
Wanna get 당신 somethin' from the 심장
Somethin' special girl
It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box babe
It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl
See I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs givin' (yeah)
And I got just the one, somethin' to show ya that 당신 are 초 to none
To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
It's easy to do just follow these steps
1: Cut a hole in a box
2: Put your 정크 in that box
3: Make her open the box
And that's the way 당신 do it
It's my dick in a box... my dick in a box babe
It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl
Christmas; dick in a box
Hanukkah; dick in a box
Kwanzaa; a dick in a box
Every single holiday a dick in a box
Over at your parent's house a dick in a box
Mid 일 at the grocery store a dick in a box
Backstage at the CMA's a dick in a box (yeah-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow)
a dick in a box...


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WTF LOLZ LMBO LMAO WTF WOW
Funnygirl77 posted over a year ago
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:O wow i didnt need those lerics in my mind oh wow
2dolphn97 posted over a year ago
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What the hell .. ?
sweet_mistake posted over a year ago
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OMFG that was so sick! XD
Darkshine posted over a year ago
 EminemAddict09 posted over a year ago
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nikaitla said:
well 당신 didnt say what, 당신 just said paste so heres a photo
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well 당신 didnt say what, 당신 just said paste so heres a 사진
posted over a year ago 
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she did she said lyrics
TeamSongz4eva posted over a year ago
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okay now ill just 삭제 it then
nikaitla posted over a year ago
iamagagamonster said:
ding fries are done by: peter griffin

Ding fries are done
ding fries are done
ding fries are done
ding fries are
done

I gotta run
i gotta
run
i gotta run
i gotta run

I work at Burger King making
flame-broiled whoppers i wear paper hats

would like an 사과, 애플 pie with that
would like an 사과, 애플 pie with that

Ding fries are done
ding fries are
done
ding fries are done
ding fries
are done

I gotta run
i gotta
run
i gotta run
i gotta run

Dont touch the fries in hot fat it
really hurts bad and so do skin graphs

would like an 사과, 애플 pie with that
would
like an 사과, 애플 pie with that

Wait for
the bell
cant hear the bell
where is
the bell
wait for the bell

Ding fries are done
diiing friiies are
dooone
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posted over a year ago 
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That was actually good! xD
Darkshine posted over a year ago
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xD
yukimomiji posted over a year ago
LinaHarrow said:
These would fit in the "funny" category, would they not?
Relient K-

My Girl's Ex-Boyfriend lyric excert:
"If it wasn't for him
he would be as happy as me."

Crayons Can Melt On Us For All I Care lyrics:
I just wasted ten 초 of your life."
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posted over a year ago 
bakuargirl729 said:
"The girly suck my dick like an icecream stick!"~ BOTDF
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posted over a year ago 
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sick o.o
Darkshine posted over a year ago
sapherequeen said:
A.D.I.D.A.S 의해 KoRn. =)

I used to like this song a lot, but then the first two lyrics sounded like, "Oh, Nessie.." which made me think of Jacob and Renesmee.
And the rest of the song....yeah, you'll have an idea as to why I stopped listening to it for a while.
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posted over a year ago 
2dolphn97 said:
ok heres another 1 2
link
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posted over a year ago 
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lmao
TeamSongz4eva posted over a year ago
Darkshine said:
*facepalm*
Stupid AND disturbing.
Beat that. <.<

*listen at your own risk*

The lyrics:
link

*facepalm*

And yeah....that "Dick in a box" song was uber weird *cough* rofl. xD

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posted over a year ago 
TeamSongz4eva said:
LOL i looovvve Bruce he s singign and he is amazing!!
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posted over a year ago 
justliveitlive said:
i seen beyoncé at burger king
i seen beyoncé at burger king
i seen beyoncé at burger king
and she was eatin', she was eatin'
she was eatin', she was eatin'

i seen beyoncé at burger king
i seen beyoncé at burger king
i seen beyoncé at burger king
and she was eatin' she was eatin'
she was eatin'...

yeah i seen beyoncé at burger king
she ordered two cheese burgers
with 양파 rings
she got a 초콜릿 shake
and a side of fries
chicken strips
with 사과, 애플 pies

i seen beyoncé at burger king
she ordered two cheese burgers
with 양파 rings
she got a 초콜릿 shake
and a side of fries
and she look dead in my eyes and she says

can a borrow ten dolla's a left ma purse
in the car, in the car
it's bout 3 blocks away
and baby that's just
too far, too far

ok but 당신 gotta pay me back if 당신 borrow
and have my 10 dolla's when i see 당신 tomorrow
no actin funny, she said caz would i lie to you?
then she smiled & snatched my money

i seen beyoncé at burger king
i seen beyoncé at burger king
i seen beyoncé at burger king
and she was eatin' (she was what?)
she was eatin' (oh.)

i seen beyoncé at burger king
i seen beyoncé at burger king
i seen beyoncé at burger king
and she was eatin' (she was what?)
she was eatin' (oh.)

i seen beyoncé at jc penny
she rolled up in a 94' chevvy
she screached into the handicappa applyin chapstick
with her b phone in her lap
she says
can 당신 watch my car
i gotta run in and buy a quick
sumthin' for me and my man
i said i can
but 당신 still owe me ten duckits
she rolled her eyes and says fuck it.

i said

i seen beyoncé at burger king
i seen beyoncé at burger king
i seen beyoncé at burger king
and she was eatin' (she was what?)
she was eatin' (oh.)

i seen beyoncé at burger king
i seen beyoncé at burger king
i seen beyoncé at burger king
and she was eatin' (she was what?)
she was eatin' (oh.)

i seen beyoncé at the liquor store
she completely ignored me walkin thru the door
she had her freakum dress on
from the house of deréon
she was pattin her weave ladies
with her palm
she was lookin round for some customer service
i walked up to her made her security nervous
she said
how much for a case of beer?
i said girl are 당신 drunk?!
I DON'T WORK HERE

i seen beyoncé at burger king
i seen beyoncé at burger king
i seen beyoncé at burger king
and she was eatin' (she was what?)
she was eatin' (oh.)

i seen beyoncé at burger king
i seen beyoncé at burger king
i seen beyoncé at burger king
and she was eatin' (she was what?)
she was eatin' (oh.)

i seen beyoncé at burger king
i seen beyoncé at burger king
i seen beyoncé at burger king
and she was eatin' (she was what?)
she was eatin' (oh.)

i seen beyoncé at burger king
i seen beyoncé at burger king
i seen beyoncé at burger king
and she was eatin' (she was what?)
she was eatin' (oh.)

she was eatin...
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posted over a year ago 
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lol, it's called I Seen Beyonce, 의해 Cazwell.
justliveitlive posted over a year ago
yukimomiji said:
Virus 의해 Luca Turilli

ET COGITO
ERGO SUM
ET COGITO
ERGO SUM

Forgotten soul
앤젤 of stone
guardian of electric moonlight
당신 saw that seed
raping the rain
causing the neural infection

myst of secret heavens
save my world

They act and think
caught in weird dreams
victims of viral abstraction
fading away
denying the phi
primary code of existence

별, 스타 of cosmic ocean
breath my 로스트 soul

Chorus:
로스트 in silent
grey emotion
on the endless mortal way to nowhere
empty vision
deadly sadness
just the 겨울왕국 tears of falling 천사
VIRUS

ET COGITO
ERGO SUM
ET COGITO
ERGO SUM

Mournings of dawn
give me the strength
to 검색 for the inner reflection
there where still pure
the child feels so sure
no virus can corrupt the truth

별, 스타 of cosmic ocean
Breath my 로스트 soul

Chorus
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Virus 의해 Luca Turilli ET COGITO ERGO SUM ET COGITO ERGO SUM Forgotten soul 앤젤 of stone guardian of electric moonlight 당신 saw that seed raping the rain causing the neural infection myst of secret heavens save my world They act and think caught in weird dreams victims of viral abstraction fading away denying the phi primary code of existence 별, 스타 of cosmic ocean breath my 로스트 soul Chorus: 로스트 in silent grey emotion on the endless mortal way to nowhere empty vision deadly sadness just the 겨울왕국 tears of falling 천사 VIRUS ET COGITO ERGO SUM ET COGITO ERGO SUM Mournings of dawn give me the strength to 검색 for the inner reflection there where still pure the child feels so sure no virus can corrupt the truth 별, 스타 of cosmic ocean Breath my 로스트 soul Chorus
posted over a year ago 
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yeah listen to the song, i 사랑 노래 it <3
yukimomiji posted over a year ago
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