Key Dollar Sign HA waltzed around the 초콜릿 gymnasium with a 수박, 수 박 wearing stillettos while rapidilly ravaging through the toilets creepily yelling "I NEED TEN THONGS, RIGHT NOW!"
posted over a year ago
*would vote best answer if she wasn't on a cell phone right now* XD
Please tell the cat to stop killing my Fringe posters, it really gets on my nerve and oh my gosh is that a squid wearing eyeliner, I thought eyeliner squids were so last century, the new hip thing is 말 stealing chicken nuggets out of blindfolded walruses purses while they walk down Main 거리 trying to get in harmony with the screaming botox filled Granny, I 사랑 당신 Steve eventhough I think 당신 might be my third cousin's mother's sister's aunt's brother's grandfather but I'm still going to marry the porch 그네, 스윙 to the duck.
Fred, the lollygagging leapfrog artist, was dreaming of Scottish elephants in party dresses, so he called his wife to bring him his Elvis underwear, which he then ate in order to be able to breathe in a pool of carrot 젤리 because he had 로스트 a potato refresher in it, which 프레드 needed before he could go to clown school with his mom's sister's dog's pet cow's toe.
Your 주황색, 오렌지 usally runs around nannys sausage winner eating 랜덤 anus during dating a nice ikle 사과, 애플 gate eating pigs running evil violent idiots making a great 이모 idiot pot originly dotting round every tummy Uranus rank notch of the pineapple.
if I go to office max at night with Natalie Portman and its Feb. 30, will Freddy Cruger eat 우주 age crystals in a 잡탕 요리, 챠 우 더 또는 will i grow another left leg??? i know this is a trick 질문 but i'm naked so it makes it harder for me to think well... 사랑 당신 mom...(name was removed 의해 the FBI for illegaly cooking)
the ninja chihuhuas ate uranus while grandma chased the leopard 사과, 애플 with a stupid pie with only 1 channel on TV and the zombie 베개 swallowed my 캔디 while used the bathroom and looked at a lolz squid
The dancing ninja Asian 쥐, 마우스 tried to flip french fries while counting to eleventy-billion but he forgot not to eat the toad's purple people eating pie so after he divided 의해 zero a black hole opened up and hypnotized 프레드 the albino platypus and wait I'm 프레드 the albino platypus so yeah I guess the rest of the story is me 글쓰기 this story and now we're all gonna die but not yet, maybe, not really, possibly, okay so yeah bye.
posted over a year ago
저기요 i noticed that too, after i used ninja lama everyone used some sort of ninja animal :(
NInja's are AMAZING. I should know because I am one. But I'm pretty bad at my job because people keep seeing me.... WAIT. I'm not really here.... *hides*
I was about to say to grandma "don't touch me there" when I remembered that the monkey was in the 오븐 and suddenly I was surrounded 의해 a herd of what seemed to be not only big, huge pineapples, but also crazy, rabid penguins who were nibbling my earlobes sexually whilst humming the tune to 'Mama Mia' 의해 ABBA which somehow, quite strangely and bizarrely turned me on!
No I wasn't horny lol! XD I just was in a 랜덤 mood 'tis all. Thank god this 'random sentence' thing was here 또는 else I would have had nothing to funnel my randomness into! :/ And that would have ended badly.
당신 know it's all over when the fat lady, dressed in a 무지개, 레인 보우 leotard and doc martens, dances the conga in the Brazilian Rainforest with Percy the 앵무새 and Lenny the lion, who both like garlic ice cream better than tuna tarts, and like digging to the Pacific ocean with 담홍색, 핑크 and yellow teaspoons they bought in oxfam.
Oh my god, NCIS is ON TODAY and I just 사랑 NCIS and Tuesdays because on Tuesdays there is a new NCIS, new Glee, new V, and I 사랑 it so much because I 사랑 those shows, and I also 사랑 프렌즈 but that show ended a long time ago, but I still 사랑 it a lot because I watch reruns and I was talking about NCIS and it's my 가장 좋아하는 show because of MCGEE and ABBY otherwise known as MCABBY because they are like seriously my 가장 좋아하는 couple EVER in 텔레비전 history and I think that they are freaking epic and I just 사랑 them so so so so sooooooooo-HEY, DON'T 당신 THINK IT WOULD BE COOL IF I HAD A 담홍색, 핑크 FLYING 조랑말 NAMED PABLO?!?
My demented leamer ate a pickled fish, danced the tango with a mime, chugged a gallon of butterbeer decided to become a ninja during 음악 so she could pet my hot 담홍색, 핑크 chair with feathers that go mooo!
Bunnies prancing around 노래 Beatles songs and dancing to thriller saying," 당신 have a pistol. I have an M60. Suck it" 노래 Pie and Spongebob comes along and start making out with a sea bear, who is cheating on a sea rhinoserous and then the beatles come out and they want to marry the bunnies and poor bunnies get shot 의해 mark david chapman and he says,"You furry bastards!" then he's shot 의해 John Lennon who then starts throwing Spongebob and then Link kidnaps him and then the Beatles go along with Billy Mays to save Spongbob while 노래 "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" then they go and save spongebob 의해 having the dead body of mark david chapman kill him and then John starts using Oxi Clean on Spongebob and they all live happily ever after
All Banannas Could Dye Each 물고기 Green However I Just Kick 야마, 라마 Mayonaise Not On Purpose, Quite Really, Sometimes Teletubies Upchuck, Vomit While Xylephones Yodel.Zebras!
LOL! What would happen if 당신 ACTUALLY did that? I know it works, but if 당신 like put a whole bunch of mento's in your mouth and then poured in the cola.....FSSHHHHHHH BOOOM. :O
Billy Willai said to Jack in da Box, "Yo, doof i wanna floopy duple fellay latte with a 팝콘 dog on 상단, 맨 위로 with fried chicken, a bisctuit gravy, and a little schniffel jr. toy. Oah yeah don't forget the chili willie." as he drove through the rainforest parking lot.
I was walking on a giant sponge this morning, the 32nd of Decembrary, when my pet gerbil jumped out of the licorice 나무, 트리 and turned into an invisibility cap, landing precisely on my octangularly shaped head and transforming me into the gas phase, where I watched as an 주황색, 오렌지 teradactyl shook hands with a purple-with-blue-polka-spots 비버 and exchanged 캐러멜, 캐 러 멜 apples with 도넛 on top.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA my dog has no nose and im trapped in a little box with Hannah Montana all 일 and she is killing elmo and making him into a 비글 with chicken pox and and i want my my little paper mache donkey but their eyes follow 당신 and they eat candles!!!! (O.O)
The 주황색, 오렌지 tank full of blue soldiers blasted into the purple beard factory and complained about the kettle that's been ringing with the salami in the 오븐 and chasing treefrogs while eating 담홍색, 핑크 cd's when the bottle was supposed to be dried with cream of dog leg when Special Force's gun smith was going to Bobba-Gum for his holiday when the 주황색, 오렌지 tank 스톨, 훔친 all Jason's sausages not to even mention the 베개 from the dark abyss in the black lagoon who ate a 초콜릿 sunday on monday.
My mind is filled of so much 랜덤 things that if 당신 were only to see a slip of it, it would sent 당신 into deep madness and just seeing twice the amount of randomness will make 당신 die.So far i have seen the eclipse that is my mind and have died 14 times in a row already even though i act so cool i hae brought death to so many people
Omg Edward Cullen walked 의해 with Ryan Seacrest whilst holding a snake making sweet 사랑 to string cheese yodeling the tune of the Dj funkayfresh remix of 'hello,dolly' while the old lady with green hair flashed the flying 물고기 who grabbed mr.monkey and said, "STEVE! THE TOILETS CLOGGED MY UNCLE'S UPPER COLON CHASM!" While Mario walked downtown with princess peaches cousin Courtney who was wearing the latest fashion 의해 Justin Beiber who is dating Hannah Montana 또는 at least I heard that in THIS IS A 바나나 가죽 끈, 끈 팬티 magazine who is run 의해 evil Kung-fu 팬더 eating rabid chipmunks for breakfast!!!
RUN EVERYONE ZOMBIES ARE COMING oh look a flying 여우 원숭이 oh never mind its just a pencil i missed the new episode of FullMetal Alchemist Brotherhood now i feel horrible inside 저기요 do any of 당신 people read 망가 cuz i 사랑 읽기 망가 OMG this is so 랜덤 and i 사랑 it i like 팬케이크 의해 the was OMG i just saw the weirdest thing this morning a monster waffle ate a granny!!!!!! LOL XDDDD
Yesterday, I was walking to the Dairy Factory when I saw a giant monkey in a big blue suit trying to break down a door,so i decided to give him my right hand and I kicked the door down only to discover that there was a whole room full of chickens all playing kazoo's and tapping their feet to the tune of Oh Susanna. I started to leave when the Head chicken hopped up to me and asked me to breakdance to the tune, So I started hopping up and down 노래 Little Brown Jug, and the head chicken was so impressed he called Joshua Jackson to come over and take me to the planet of Fringe where I lived happily never after having to follow around the observers on a small wooden horse with a 무지개, 레인 보우 afro and pilot shades
i hate the monkeys that pee in my fertalizer shampoo. OMY GOD LOOK OUT FOR THAT BUS DRIVING A BUS!!! i just died yet im eating a frogs moms brothers freinds 사과, 애플 flies. why is there a sad grandpa sitting in my toilet?!?! i just puked out chicken nuggets and the pig is luaghing at me.:p
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