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Notes: The My Little 조랑말 franchise and the 배트맨 franchise are not owned and created 의해 me. This is a story for both this website and Fanfiction.net. This story is dedicated to Adam West and Cesar Romero.

Twilight Sparkle and her 프렌즈 were getting ready for Discord's birthday party. Twilight said "It's amazing how Discord used be 1 of our arch enemies and now he's 1 of our arch friends."

Fluttershy said "You're right. Discord seemed evil, but he turned out to be a gentleman."

무지개, 레인 보우 Dash said "Yeah right."

Pinkie Pie said "At least Discord's funny."

Rarity shook her head and said "Discord's hardly funny, but at least he has John de Lancie's eloquent voice."

The ponies put up the birthday banner and decorations.

Mr. Cake and Mrs. Cake delivered Discord's birthday cake.

Twilight Sparkle said "This cake should be much better than your 이전 cake."

Mr. Cake nervously said "I'm sorry about selling 당신 a cake from 2007. I thought that quality taste lasts forever."

사과 브랜디 said "It seems like everything's ready."

Twilight Sparkle said "The guests will be here soon."

Spike arrived and said "Hi girls."

Twilight Sparkle said "It seems like 당신 arrived late to avoid helping us prepare."

Spike said "I got better things to do than be helpful."

Meanwhile The Joker was being chased 의해 Batman. The Joker was nervous, but he remained in a jokey mood. He said "It appears I have joked away Batman's sanity. I better get out of here. Ha, ha, ha!" Joker was nearby Canterlot High. He accidentally bumped into the portal to Equestria. The Joker said "This is 더 많이 than a mirror. It's a portal. It's time to joke around with whoever lives there. Ha, ha, ha!" The Joker went inside.

Various guests arrived. Eventually Discord arrived too. Discord said "I'm here."

Twilight Sparkle said "Welcome Discord. I hope that 당신 enjoy your birthday party."

Discord said "I'm sure I will enjoy it as long as 당신 didn't mess things up like usual." Discord looked around and said "It's nice."

Fluttershy said "Thank goodness."

Discord said "However it feels lacking."

Twilight Sparkle said "What are 당신 talking about?"

Discord said "Well the party has guests, presents, and other stuff, but it lacks chaos."

Twilight Sparkle said "Why would your party need chaos?"

Discord said "Because I 사랑 chaos. 당신 wouldn't understand. Ponies like 당신 take away the fun in life 의해 being so serious. Where is the birthday party clown?"

Suddenly the Joker walked by. Discord said "The birthday party party clown has finally arrived."

The Joker was surprised 의해 the ponies and Discord, but he was amused 의해 it. The Joker said "Yes. I'm the birthday party clown. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle said "But I didn't hire a clown. Did 당신 hire him Pinkie Pie?"

Pinkie Pie said "No, but he seems cool."

The Joker said "Indeed. I'm very cool. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord shook the Joker's hand and said "I'm Discord. I 사랑 chaos and this is my birthday."

The Joker said "I'm the Joker, the best clown of all time. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord said "Well Mr. Joker I need some humor."

The Joker patted Discord on the head and said "Don't worry my fellow wacko. There will be so much chaos going around that crazy will be the new normal. Ha, ha, ha!"

The Joker walked up to Twilight Sparkle and said "Hi Batgirl. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle was confused. She said "Why did 당신 call me that?"

The Joker said "I'm sorry to confuse 당신 Bubbles. Ha, ha, ha!"

The Joker walked up to Pinkie Pie and said "Hello Thumb Pie. Ha, ha, ha!"

The Joker pointed to 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash and said "There's the only one I know that's faster than the Flash. Ha, ha, ha!"

The Joker said "Rarity 당신 remind me of my sidekick Harley Quinn."

Rarity said "Why?"

The Joker said "Because 당신 both think that you're better looking than 당신 actually are. Ha, ha, ha!" Rarity smacked the Joker. The Joker said "It seems like 당신 forgot to go to Manners School. Ha, ha, ha!"

Spike said "I'm not liking the clown."

The Joker stepped on Spike's tail and said "I don't like pointless characters like you. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord laughed so hard and said "I 사랑 this guy. He's amazing."

The Joker said "Yes. I'm the Larry Storch of this generation. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle said "We don't know who that is."

The Joker sighed and said "I hate young ponies. Ha, ha, ha! Anyways I have a special magic trip for 당신 ponies." The Joker pointed to a giant cage and said "I want 당신 6 ponies to go into that cage. Then I will use my magic to make 당신 disappear."

Rarity angrily said "You expect us to go into that unfashionable cage?"

Twilight Sparkle said "It's just a quick magic trick."

사과 브랜디 said "Fine."

The 6 ponies went inside the cage. The Joker locked the cage.

Pinkie Pie said "Are 당신 going to make us disappear now?"

The Joker said "Actually I'm going to take 당신 with me to the real world and sell you. It's not a magic trick. It's a plain trick. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle said "Why would 당신 sell us?"

The Joker said "You 6 ponies are worth loads of money. Talking ponies with powers is great enough. However 당신 will be worth the most Twilight Sparkle, because you're a princess. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord nervously said "Are 당신 actually going to sell the 6 ponies?"

The Joker said "Of course I will. They are worth so much cash."

Discord thought about what to do. He said "Can 당신 at least release Fluttershy?"

The Joker shook his head and said "I'm sorry Discord, but she's worth too much."

Discord angrily said "Then I must stop 당신 Joker."

The Joker said "It's impossible to defeat me. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord tried to 펀치 the Joker, but he missed. Discord said "Can 당신 stay put so I can 펀치 you?"

The Joker said "I would 사랑 to do that, but I have lots of stuff to do. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord jumped on the Joker. The Joker used a taser to hurt Discord. Discord said "You hurt me."

The Joker said "That's wonderful. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord used his power to lift up the cage. Discord said "It appears that 당신 can't take away the ponies now 당신 weird looking fool."

The Joker angrily said "I demand 당신 to let the cage come back to the ground."

Discord smiled and said "Okay." Discord stopped lifting the cape up. The cage almost fell on the Joker.

The Joker said "That jokes has been used so many times that I managed to avoid falling for it. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord said "It seems like I'll have to defeat 당신 in a 더 많이 simple way." Discord picked up the Joker and threw him far away.

The Joker screamed "I'm so mad at 당신 ponies and Discord. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle said "Thank 당신 for saving us Discord. You're a bigger hero than I thought 당신 were."

Discord said "The only problem is that I don't have the key to the cage."

배트맨 handed Discord the key and snuck away.

사과 브랜디 said "Who was that mysterious person?"

Rarity said "I think it was Ben Affleck."

Twilight Sparkle said "Discord I'm sorry that your birthday party wasn't fun."

Discord laughed and said "This is the most entertaining birthday party that I have ever had. Lets go party. Dance with me Fluttershy."

Fluttershy blushed and said "Okay Discord."

Discord and the ponies partied for hours. It was the most fun and chaotic birthday party of the year.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
We left off on the fight between bronies, and haters

Hater 54: *sets up MG*
Sean: *shoots haters*
Security guard: Stop the fighting!
Hater 54: *kills guard*
Sean: Enemy machine gun! Take cover
bronies: *hide behind wall*
Hater 54: *shoot at wall* Penetrate!!
Sean: *kills machine gunner* All clear!
bronies: *advance*
Jade: We got enemies with RPG's!
Hater 402: *shoots missile*
Sean: *runs from missile*
Hater 635: *shoots at Jade*
Jade: *shoots missile*
Hater 635: *dies from explosion*
Sean: *kills other 미사일 carrying haters*
Brony 64: Let's 옮기기 up!

We moved up a floor, and got introduced to 50 haters wanting...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
5 days later in caferia...
Dimitri - *enter caferia... *sits in empety table*
Dan - *teleport on chair and speed sit* *smile* suprised...
Dimitri - rly... 당신 live...
Dan - yup...
Dimitri - what 당신 want... I left GEA halfyer ago
Dan - I know... *show picture of Tulip* know that mare...
Dimitri - no...
Dan - oh she famous in Russia...
Dimitri - *grab gun*
Dan - ...
Dimitri - *pick gun to Dan head* fuck you...
Dan- ... bad chose *teleport*
Dimitri - *shoot*
Dan - *teleport behaind Dimitri and grab him*... 당신 suck in fighting like always...
Dimitri - SHUT UP!
Mare - RUN CALL POLICE!!!!!
Stalion - I DO THIS
Dan...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
I was just driving to Los Angeles, which was a very long way from where I was now. Peekskill New York. I stopped here to visit my cousins, and aunt Laura.

Hater 24: 저기요 isn't that the guy our team tried to get 2 days ago?
Hater 532: It is. Let's get him!
Sean: *hears haters & drives faster*
Hater 24: All units listen up! We found Sean Bodine, driving a 2012 Toyota Camry! License plate is GRE-33K
Hater leader: Alright! Permission to shoot on sight.
Sean: *weaving through traffic*
Hater 532: *grabs gun*
Sean: *turns off highway*
Hater 24: *follows*
Hater 532: *shoots back window*
Hater 48: Joining...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
I escaped the haters, but now I had to turn around, and go to Frenchtown.

Mom: *calls me*
Sean: Hello?
Mom: What happened at your house?
Sean: Some guys tried to kill me, and murdered my dad.
Mom: I can see that. I want 당신 in Frenchtown, at my place now!
Sean: On my way. I should be there in 20 minutes.

I made it into Frenchtown, but I wasn't sure how to tell my mom who was trying to kill me.

Mom: So what did 당신 do after your father died?
Sean: I escaped.
Mom: How? They were at the front door.
Sean: Does it matter how?! I escaped!!
Mom: ANSWER MY QUESTION!
Sean: I climbed out of my 침대 room window....
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It was a regular 일 in St. Foalis, and then every leader of the mafias except Dan drove up toward a train yard.

L.P leader: We are dealing with a gang that can destroy any of us.
Fillydelphia leader: Twilight Sparkle is working with them.
Baltimare leader: She's the one we have to kill then.
L.P. leader: And Dan. There's also a grey hedgehog with them.
Fillydelphia leader: Let's kill all three of them then.

The meeting was over. And the Ponyville mafia was relaxing at their place.

Sean: *drinking soda*
Rainbow Dash: *farts on chair* A whoopee cushion? PINKIE PIE!!!!!
Pinkie Pie: *laughing* Wow!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con ran toward the boats, and when he started one of them the koreans caught up.

Con: *sticks blade toward them*
koreans: *stand still*
Con: What 당신 might call, a sharp edge on things. *drives away*
koreans: After him!
Con: Come on, why is this thing going slower?
filly: Hello sir.
Con: Hi.
filly: Would 당신 like a wooden elephant? I hand crafted it myself.
Con: I'll tell 당신 what. 당신 make this 보트 go faster, and I'll pay 당신 for it.
filly: Really? How much?
Con: Nothing *pushes filly off boat*
Constaple Weston B. River: I hate China.
Constaple's wife: Come on Weston, we just got here.
Con: *drives...
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hi everypony,its me jordy dash.unfortunatley my i pad charger broke so no 불, 화재 dash: series D; im 심장 broken as im 글쓰기 this on xbox and it sucks.this may be my last thing for sometime so if 당신 ask me anything itll be rare for me to reply,before i log out i want to thank everypony here,thanks jordy dash aka jordan signing out ); i need to extend this to publiso heres pimkie lolololololololololololllllllllllllllllllllllooooooolllllooooooooooooooooooollllllllllooooooooooooooolllllllllllll
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con was stuck on the cable car, as it was heading toward some ponies that wanted him dead.

Fenix: Con! On here!
korean pony77: *shoots at helicopters*
Con: Get outta here, I have something else in mind *jumps off cable car*
Rareesa: Con!!
Con: *teleports at Rareesa's house* oh jeez.

Koreans, and swedish ponies were at Rareesa's house. They had no idea Con was there, so he got in his car, and left just when he got a phone call

Con: Hello?
P: Where are you?
Con: Making sure S's equipment doesn't get stolen. Discord is dead, but I gotta go find Rareesa.
Rareesa: *appears in Con's car* Drive as fast as...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
korean pony86: Intruders!
swedish pony48: It's the germans!
Fenix: Con, get on ze machine gun.
Con: *gets on MG, & shoots enemies*
swedish pony66: We need a rocket launcher!
swedish pony23: Here! *gets bazooka*
Con: *destroys bazooka*
german pony35: We have to land.
Fenix: Then do it.

All three choppers landed on the base, and all 15 ponies stormed out.

Fenix: Con, through this way!
Con: I'm right behind you.
swedish ponies: *fire at germans*
germans: *fire at swedish*
Con: *shoots enemy* Whoops! Forgot it was on automatic. *reloads*
Rareesa: I'll cover you. *shoots two enemies*
korean ponies: You...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The three ponies went for a walk toward a 스키 타기, 스키 resort. Rareesa lives in a really cool part of town, literally.

Fenix: I have some soldiers stationed 의해 here. They'll be able to get us from here to Discord's base.
Con: Alright, in the mean time the three of us can go skiing.
Koreans: *arrive on snowmobiles*
Fenix: 또는 not.
Con: Go get those soldiers, we'll cover you!
korean pony62: Hello 당신 two.
Rareesa: Hi.
korean pony62: Don't think about running, because we are getting help from sweden.
Con: 당신 need all the help 당신 can get to stop us. *shoots korean pony* Take his snowmobile!
Rareesa: *leaves...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Con's new Chevronet Corvette
Con's new Chevronet Corvette
Con reported at P's office.

Con: I got your call, what's Discord up to now?
P: He is now trying to kill agents from various organizations.
Con: He must have a list with him.
P: He does. His first three targets are you, Fenix Lighter, and Rareesa.
Con: Really? Couldn't he kill some other pony?
P: He will, after he kills 당신 three.
Con: *sighs* I'm on it. Should I see S before I leave?

The answer was yes.

S: Hello 0007.
Con: Hi S, what do 당신 have for me?
S: Glad 당신 asked, because it will blow you, and your enemies away.
Con: A 미사일 shooting car?
S: Precisely, Chevronet Corvette with machine guns,...
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Mike: Who do we have to deal with?
Rainbow Dash: I found out another 조랑말 has been feeding info about our work to other mafias.
Dan: Who is it?
Rainbow Dash: Diamond Tiara.
Dan: I should have known.
Applejack: Let's kill her.
Rainbow Dash: Alright, but we have to do it before she leaves for Ponyville.
Applejack: Then lets kill her now, the sooner the better.

Applejack pulled up to Diamond Tiara's house with Pinkie Pie sitting in the back.

Silverspoon: We're moving back the same time that the CMC is.
Diamond Tiara: I cannot wait to make fun of them again.
Applejack: Howdy 당신 two.
Diamond Tiara:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Pinkie was forced to find the treasure for Derpy & Octavia, who just formed another pirate crew.

Pinkie Pie: This is fake. 당신 just had Twilight hypnotize some ponies.
Octavia: Not all of them. How much further?
Pinkie Pie: Oh, I don't know.. *runs away*
Derpy: *shoots gun twice*
Octavia: Hold your fire. There's no way she can escape.

But she did. 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash flew to the rescue, and got her friend off the island.

Pinkie Pie: Danke 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash.
Rainbow Dash: Now I see why they threatened to kill you.
Pinkie Pie: What does my german have to do with it?
Sean: Lets stop complaining. We're close...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At the captain's quarters

Sean: WHO HIRED THIS CREW?!!? This is the most bloodthirsty, motherfucking fucked up crew I've ever seen so who hired them?
Everypony: *points at Pinkie*
Pinkie: *points at Gummie*
Sean: Your pet alligator hired the crew?
Pinkie: What? No, that's silly. The 조랑말 that lives in Gummie hired the crew.
Sean: headless ponies, and one that lives in a baby alligator. My god.
Derpy: Isn't it My Celestia?
Sean: Not where I'm from.
Derpy: Where are 당신 from?
Sean: Mobius. It's another planet, which I placed into yours.
Pinkie: So 당신 created Equestrius.
Sean: Pretty much.

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posted by SomeoneButNoone
where we done... oh RPG

Dan - *shoot* *missed* demn it
Vinyl - Wach Out!!
2 Helicopters come from clounds
Russian Pilot - Its me Dimitri Dan... Shadow call me
Dan - THX Shadow
Shadow - No problem. EVERYPONY TO HOPTER
Evrypony go to helicopter
Dimitri - Long Time dont see friends
Dan - yup... its about 10 yers?
Shadow - 11 yers... and 5 hours
Dan - hahahahahahahaha yea
Dimitri - everypony ok
Fluttershy - Im hurt in leg
Twilight - let me see it
Dan - Where Yuri ?
Yuri - In another helicopter
Dan - oh ok
From sky come missle and hit Yuri helicopter
Yuri - IM HIT... FUCK...
Yuri helicopter falling into Canterlot
Yuri...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The captain Pinkie Pie was talking about soon arrived in a blue muscle car. That car was a 1969 Chevrolet Corvette.

Rainbow Dash: Is it really?
Sean: Hello everypony.
Bonbon: That's the captain?
Lyra: He's a hedgehog.
Sean: When I was told about this treasure hunt I had to get involved, and Pinkie Pie allowed me to be captain.
Rainbow Dash: Well at least Pinkie was right about the "Can get us out of every situation" part.
Tourists: Ok lets get on. We will see some ponies reenact a crew that got money off an island.
Rainbow Dash: ?
Pinkie Pie: Now that our entire crew is here. Let us set sail.

The...
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30 분 later, The Mane six were all sitting in a 원, 동그라미 at Twilight's library. Pinkie Pie, who always had a smile on her face, was now with a frown, crying.

AJ: Am sorry guys...
Rarity: Darling, maybe there's a way to fix this!
AJ: Its too late Rarity. Now, the 사과, 애플 farm belongs to Flim and Flam
Pinkie: *sniff* Please dont leave us AJ!
AJ: *hugs Pinkie* Ah need to.
Twilight: What about the elements?
AJ: *shrugs* Ah dont know...If something bad happens, just give me a call, and Ah'll arrive in a train 72 hours later.
RD: Those sons of Mare!
Fluttershy: *tear rolls* We are really going to miss you....
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It was a glorious 일 in Ponyville. Twilight was 읽기 some books, 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash was practicing some new stunts, Pinkie was Celebrating a Colt's Birthday, Fluttershy was feeding her animals, Rarity was designing a new dress, and Applejack.....well, she was sitting on the 잔디 meanwhile tears rolled down her face. Her sister AB, sat 다음 to AJ with a frown.

AB: *hugs AJ* Isnt there anything we can do sis?
AJ: *sigh* Am afraid not sis. *looks up* Its already too late...
AB: Even though the contract expired, we can still fix it!
AJ: Ah wish we could. *sniff*
AB: Should.....we tell the others?
AJ:...
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 Secret of the Crystal Ponies
Secret of the Crystal Ponies
Twilight Sparkle and 프렌즈 wake up to a horrifying discovery. All of Equestria has turned into Murderous Crystal Ponies! They have to find a solution. They discover the horrible truth of how Crystal Ponies are made. Who should they trust? If they don't find a solution soon there might not be an Equestria left to save. But are they willing to do what it takes to find the solution?

Should I write this story? Please 코멘트 on my 벽 또는 코멘트 down below if I should. If I write it and 당신 read it I will give 당신 a prop of you're choice and I will 팬 you. Please tell me!
We now had to time travel to when King Sombra was making his time machine, and prevent it from being finished so none of this would happen. Discord's plan however would screw things up for us.

Sean: Are we clear?
Pinkie Pie: All clear!
Discord: *sets up rifle*
KS: Are 당신 sure about this?
Discord: I have a 소총 of course I'll kill him, and if I don't we'll send a team out there to kill him, and get the machine.
KS: Ok
Catie: I hope 당신 know what you're doing.
Discord: Of course *shoots rifle*
Sean: That nearly hit me!
Pinkie Pie: 당신 got a sniper, hurry!
Discord: Go! Kill them!

Communists were sent...
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