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posted by luthorlex
Notes: The My Little 조랑말 franchise and the 배트맨 franchise are not owned and created 의해 me. This is a story for both this website and Fanfiction.net. This story is dedicated to Adam West and Cesar Romero.

Twilight Sparkle and her 프렌즈 were getting ready for Discord's birthday party. Twilight said "It's amazing how Discord used be 1 of our arch enemies and now he's 1 of our arch friends."

Fluttershy said "You're right. Discord seemed evil, but he turned out to be a gentleman."

무지개, 레인 보우 Dash said "Yeah right."

Pinkie Pie said "At least Discord's funny."

Rarity shook her head and said "Discord's hardly funny, but at least he has John de Lancie's eloquent voice."

The ponies put up the birthday banner and decorations.

Mr. Cake and Mrs. Cake delivered Discord's birthday cake.

Twilight Sparkle said "This cake should be much better than your 이전 cake."

Mr. Cake nervously said "I'm sorry about selling 당신 a cake from 2007. I thought that quality taste lasts forever."

사과 브랜디 said "It seems like everything's ready."

Twilight Sparkle said "The guests will be here soon."

Spike arrived and said "Hi girls."

Twilight Sparkle said "It seems like 당신 arrived late to avoid helping us prepare."

Spike said "I got better things to do than be helpful."

Meanwhile The Joker was being chased 의해 Batman. The Joker was nervous, but he remained in a jokey mood. He said "It appears I have joked away Batman's sanity. I better get out of here. Ha, ha, ha!" Joker was nearby Canterlot High. He accidentally bumped into the portal to Equestria. The Joker said "This is 더 많이 than a mirror. It's a portal. It's time to joke around with whoever lives there. Ha, ha, ha!" The Joker went inside.

Various guests arrived. Eventually Discord arrived too. Discord said "I'm here."

Twilight Sparkle said "Welcome Discord. I hope that 당신 enjoy your birthday party."

Discord said "I'm sure I will enjoy it as long as 당신 didn't mess things up like usual." Discord looked around and said "It's nice."

Fluttershy said "Thank goodness."

Discord said "However it feels lacking."

Twilight Sparkle said "What are 당신 talking about?"

Discord said "Well the party has guests, presents, and other stuff, but it lacks chaos."

Twilight Sparkle said "Why would your party need chaos?"

Discord said "Because I 사랑 chaos. 당신 wouldn't understand. Ponies like 당신 take away the fun in life 의해 being so serious. Where is the birthday party clown?"

Suddenly the Joker walked by. Discord said "The birthday party party clown has finally arrived."

The Joker was surprised 의해 the ponies and Discord, but he was amused 의해 it. The Joker said "Yes. I'm the birthday party clown. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle said "But I didn't hire a clown. Did 당신 hire him Pinkie Pie?"

Pinkie Pie said "No, but he seems cool."

The Joker said "Indeed. I'm very cool. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord shook the Joker's hand and said "I'm Discord. I 사랑 chaos and this is my birthday."

The Joker said "I'm the Joker, the best clown of all time. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord said "Well Mr. Joker I need some humor."

The Joker patted Discord on the head and said "Don't worry my fellow wacko. There will be so much chaos going around that crazy will be the new normal. Ha, ha, ha!"

The Joker walked up to Twilight Sparkle and said "Hi Batgirl. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle was confused. She said "Why did 당신 call me that?"

The Joker said "I'm sorry to confuse 당신 Bubbles. Ha, ha, ha!"

The Joker walked up to Pinkie Pie and said "Hello Thumb Pie. Ha, ha, ha!"

The Joker pointed to 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash and said "There's the only one I know that's faster than the Flash. Ha, ha, ha!"

The Joker said "Rarity 당신 remind me of my sidekick Harley Quinn."

Rarity said "Why?"

The Joker said "Because 당신 both think that you're better looking than 당신 actually are. Ha, ha, ha!" Rarity smacked the Joker. The Joker said "It seems like 당신 forgot to go to Manners School. Ha, ha, ha!"

Spike said "I'm not liking the clown."

The Joker stepped on Spike's tail and said "I don't like pointless characters like you. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord laughed so hard and said "I 사랑 this guy. He's amazing."

The Joker said "Yes. I'm the Larry Storch of this generation. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle said "We don't know who that is."

The Joker sighed and said "I hate young ponies. Ha, ha, ha! Anyways I have a special magic trip for 당신 ponies." The Joker pointed to a giant cage and said "I want 당신 6 ponies to go into that cage. Then I will use my magic to make 당신 disappear."

Rarity angrily said "You expect us to go into that unfashionable cage?"

Twilight Sparkle said "It's just a quick magic trick."

사과 브랜디 said "Fine."

The 6 ponies went inside the cage. The Joker locked the cage.

Pinkie Pie said "Are 당신 going to make us disappear now?"

The Joker said "Actually I'm going to take 당신 with me to the real world and sell you. It's not a magic trick. It's a plain trick. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle said "Why would 당신 sell us?"

The Joker said "You 6 ponies are worth loads of money. Talking ponies with powers is great enough. However 당신 will be worth the most Twilight Sparkle, because you're a princess. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord nervously said "Are 당신 actually going to sell the 6 ponies?"

The Joker said "Of course I will. They are worth so much cash."

Discord thought about what to do. He said "Can 당신 at least release Fluttershy?"

The Joker shook his head and said "I'm sorry Discord, but she's worth too much."

Discord angrily said "Then I must stop 당신 Joker."

The Joker said "It's impossible to defeat me. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord tried to 펀치 the Joker, but he missed. Discord said "Can 당신 stay put so I can 펀치 you?"

The Joker said "I would 사랑 to do that, but I have lots of stuff to do. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord jumped on the Joker. The Joker used a taser to hurt Discord. Discord said "You hurt me."

The Joker said "That's wonderful. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord used his power to lift up the cage. Discord said "It appears that 당신 can't take away the ponies now 당신 weird looking fool."

The Joker angrily said "I demand 당신 to let the cage come back to the ground."

Discord smiled and said "Okay." Discord stopped lifting the cape up. The cage almost fell on the Joker.

The Joker said "That jokes has been used so many times that I managed to avoid falling for it. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord said "It seems like I'll have to defeat 당신 in a 더 많이 simple way." Discord picked up the Joker and threw him far away.

The Joker screamed "I'm so mad at 당신 ponies and Discord. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle said "Thank 당신 for saving us Discord. You're a bigger hero than I thought 당신 were."

Discord said "The only problem is that I don't have the key to the cage."

배트맨 handed Discord the key and snuck away.

사과 브랜디 said "Who was that mysterious person?"

Rarity said "I think it was Ben Affleck."

Twilight Sparkle said "Discord I'm sorry that your birthday party wasn't fun."

Discord laughed and said "This is the most entertaining birthday party that I have ever had. Lets go party. Dance with me Fluttershy."

Fluttershy blushed and said "Okay Discord."

Discord and the ponies partied for hours. It was the most fun and chaotic birthday party of the year.
posted by karinabrony
"Oh, hey! I've been wanting to show 당신 something!" Black Rose said. She got out the small box in her backpack and showed her the pet. "Oh! Where did 당신 get this cute little critter at?" Silver Tune said as she got hold of him. "When I was in the bathroom, I got out of the door and he was right there." Black Rose said. "He sure is cute!" Silver Tune said. "Yeah, he is." Rose told her. "Here 당신 go!" Silver Tune said as she handed her the mice. Suddenly, it landed on the 좌석 and went on the floor. "Oh no!" Black Rose said. The 쥐, 마우스 was running on the floor and it went straight to 별, 스타 Shimmer....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Meanwhile, on the train

Bartholomew: *sees passenger*
Passenger: *looking at map of Equestria* Hey, dude. Do 당신 know how long it would take to get from Germany to my place if I was driving?
Barthololmew: (Not this again.) Perhaps 당신 should try looking at an actual world map instead of that peice of trash l:(
Passenger: Who asked you? Fine, if you're gonna be like that, I'll use my smartphone, and it'll tell me how to get there, and how long it will take.
Bartholomew: I hate my life *jumps out train*
Passenger: *looks up directions* What's his problem? *continues looking* WHHHATTT?!?!
Passenger...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
While the train left Cheyenne for Denver, Bartholomew was checking the tickets of every passenger.

Bartholomew: Tickets please.
passenger: *gives ticket*
Bartholomew: *takes ticket* Thanks
passenger: You're not going to cut it?
Bartholomew: What?
passenger: You're supposed to use this hole puncher *points to tool* and 펀치 a hole in it.
Bartholomew: Oh *puts hole in ticket*
passenger: Thanks, dumbass.
Bartholomew: What did 당신 just call me?
passenger: 당신 heard me 당신 british peice of hell.
Bartholomew: *pulls passenger out of seat*
passenger: Ow! What the fuck do 당신 think you're doing?!
Bartholomew:...
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posted by Canada24
A 일 또는 two later.

The gang took a train down to Canterlot, Pinkie and Fluttershy were with them again,

Ditto was brought from still inside the orb.

Before getting on the train, Twilight had Spike send a letter about the events of the forest, and why the dark alicorn will be brought to her, so Celestia was waiting for them to arrive.

After what felt like a fairly long ride they finally arrived.

And they all climbed out of the train.

Eventually they met Celestia inside her castle.

"Thank goodness your all, alright" Celestia said to them.

"Yes.. We're fine Celestia" Twilight grinned.

"Soo.. What should...
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The whole scene around Ponyville was pretty somber, hell even the weather was around to match the emotions of everyone who was around at the funeral right now. The sky was a very foggy grey blue, no birds seemed to be out at this time, and the wind, although soft, gave off a violent chill to everyone.

At the funeral, everyone was gathered around the tombstone of Sweetie Belle, a picture of a 음악 note with 앤젤 wings on both sides of it was etched onto the stone slab. Right now everyone stared down at it setting 장미 and their own teardrops onto it. Scootaloo and 사과, 애플 Bloom, with stitches...
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posted by Canada24
"W.. Who are you!?" AppleBloom asked frightenedly.

"I'm Ditto" the big black alicorn before them replied with a evil grin.

"Wait.. Your the one that abducted my mother figure! With those changeling freaks!" Spike cried, getting abit angry at the alicorn.

"Ohh yes.. The 'show called' princess. I'll tell you, she may be pretty, but past that, she didn't seem worth too much at all" Ditto laughed.

"HOW DARE YOU!" Spike screamed angrily, and the CMC's had to hold him back.

Ditto just cruelly laughed.

"What do want with us!?" Sweetie Belle angrily cried at him.

"Ya.. We're just kids" Scootaloo insisted....
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posted by mariofan14
(This story is going to be long as fuck. Forgive me for making it too long. Plus, this will be a story within a story. Enjoy.)

It was a busy 일 in the city of Canterlot, and all the ponies in the royal city were at their best in anything, even being fancy. They were pretty busy folk that they might not have any free time until the night arrives. However, at the castle, things were a little 더 많이 easygoing. 퀸 Luna was taking a little nap, Princess Celestia had some guests to tour the castle, and Princess Twilight Sparkle was just about to tell a story to a group of colts and fillies.

"Gather...
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posted by Canada24
SEVERAL HOURS LATER!

It was getting really late, and AppleBloom and Sweetie Belle still weren't back yet.

As 당신 could imagine their sisters were getting super paranoid about it.

"Ohhh.. What if something happened to them!" AppleJack cried worriedly.

"We don't know that. They probably just got themselves lost.. It's a dark forest, anyone would" Twilight insisted.

"Still.. Can we try to find them, before anything DOSE!?" AppleJack said worriedly.

"Fine.. But as a group.. Can't risk anyone else getting lost" Twilight said.

Everyone agreed, and so they were off.

Unaware that "the visiter" was still in...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Buddy
Buddy
Seanthehedgehog presents

A ponified fanfiction based off a 70's movie

The Seven Up's

Near Grand Central Station in Manehattan

Buddy: *walking along street*
Ponies: *driving cars*
other ponies: *walking down street*
Buddy: *sees window washer* (He's above a building I have to go into)
Police: *waiting in alley way*
Buddy: *enters building*
store owner: Hello sir, how are you?
Buddy: Fine, just fine.
stallion: *walks downstairs*
Buddy: (This guy must be the burglar I have to stop. He 스톨, 훔친 a vase, and he's carrying it right in front of me)
delivery mare: *enters store* Good afternoon, where do 당신 want this...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Douchebag was hurt, but his injury wasn't serious.

Pete: How is it not serious? 당신 ran into a train!
Douchebag: I know! Don't rub it in for crying out loud!
Pete: So 당신 crashed a truck into a train on your first day. wow, you're fired.
Douchebag: Whatever.
Pete: And you're fired too
Percy: Me?!
Pete: Yes you!
Percy: What did I do?! That idiot 스톨, 훔친 the keys from me, and just took off after I told him not too!
Douchebag: Desperate, so desperate.
Percy: I am not! That's what happened!!
Pete: Just get outta here.
Percy: *flies away* I can't believe this is happening

Percy went to the station when he...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It's the 11th Con Mane story, and it begins in Berlin Germany. Con's best friend Fenix Lighter, an agent for the German Secret Service, M.I.3 is on his way to a marriage. Con, and another 조랑말 is with him, until they run into trouble....

I was actually typing that while listening to the 별, 스타 wars theme song! LOL

Fenix: Are we almost there? How do I look?
Con: Relax Fenix.
German pony75: *flies near them*
German pony23: 저기요 look, there's a message.
Con: *reads it* Follow me.
German pony23: *follows*
German pony75: *lands*
Fenix: *gets out* What the fuck happened?
German pony75: Sanchez escaped,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
To celebrate the 10th Con Mane story, I've gone for my 가장 좋아하는 James Bond movie, For Your Eye's Only.

Con was at a cemetary in Canterlot when the story began.

Con: *puts 꽃 on Rareesa's grave*
Reverend: Excuse me, Mr. Mane?
Con: Yes?
Reverend: The C.I.E just called, and said they would send 당신 a helicopter.
Con: Perfect.
Discord: *yawns*
Equestrian pony: *lands chopper*
Con: *gets in helicopter*
E.P: *flies chopper*
Cat: Meow.
Discord: Wait a minute. They're almost there.
E.P: *passes bridge*
Discord: *pushes button*
E.P: *electrocuted*
Con: What's happening?
Discord: I live again!
Con:...
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posted by allisonashe
Summery: One special 일 in Ponyville. A unicorn gave birth to an alicorn. Short after giving birth to the alicorn an 무지개, 레인 보우 was over them, only a fews 분 later another alicorn was born. Both from different families. After then both families vowed to never let there child meet one another.

~A
저기요 guys there was the summery of my news book Young 사랑 and here what the alicorns look like just so 당신 know!!They will be at the end and heres some things about the book!

1. only goes to 30 chapters pre book

2. May not 업로드 a lot

3. a lot of spelling errors

4.PICS RULE
The last solstice

Chapter 23: Deadline



“Exactly who do 당신 think 당신 are?!” the Princess of the Night snapped at Mirage without any preliminary, as soon as she closed the large door of her office.

“Princess, I…” the stallion began.

“Silence!” Luna exclaimed, angrily raising her hoof. “Do 당신 think you’re above me?! When I let 당신 in to the menacing secret, I wasn’t expecting this! I was expecting achievements! It has been three weeks since your last 신고 and when I finally have the time and strength to trot up there, what do I see?!”

Mirage looked around in the room quickly,...
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The last solstice

Chapter 22: Breakthrough – Part 3



“I tell you, something’s not right here, man.” the armored pegasus stated, turning to his partner.

“Tell me about it…! They’re at it again.” the other stallion nodded.

Even though they could not understand the words, the sounds of quarrelling clearly sifted through the large wooden door and every Royal Guard who 게시됨 in front of Luna's office knew something was wrong between the alicorns.

“I don’t care what 당신 say, Cadence! This is taking far too long!” The Princess of the Night exclaimed, speaking on the archaic unicorn...
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>What is your OC's name?
> Tropical breeze!
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>How old is she?
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>13! ( LIKe me!)
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>What is her hobby?
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>Making smoothies and 노래 songs from 뮤지컬
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>Does she have any relatives?
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> She's related to flash sentry (her uncle)
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>What is her personality?
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>She's random, but not as 랜덤 as pinkie pie. She's very serious at times
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>Does she know how to make 프렌즈 easily?
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>YESH! She loves making 프렌즈
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>Has she met any 조랑말 from the mane 6?
>She as meet twilight sparkle (soon to be be aunt) and has seen...
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At Celestia's castle...
Twilight: Princess Celestia?
Celestia: yes my 별, 스타 student?
Twiloght: we have a problem. the Generation 3 ponies have come and we can't seem to get them to leave.
Celestia: did 당신 try asking them nicely?
Twilight: I was until 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash tried to force them out.
Celestia: asking politely always solves your problems. :)
Twilight: thank you, Princess.
-back to the G3 ponies-
Twilight: excuse me G3 ponies, but could please leave?
G3 ponies: no.
Twilight: fine, have it your way. -runs back to Celestia's castle-
back in Celestia's castle...
Twilight: -pant- I tried. but they still...
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Before I start I just wanna say i apologize for not being able to finish "A 일 without Sugar" because i didn't have an idea. And I also apologize if 당신 find this offensive. I'm just stating my opinion that I think Friendship is Magic is better than G3 of My Little Pony. So please respect my opinion. Now let's begin! :D

It was a pleasant afternoon in Ponyville...

Twilight Sparkle: girls, guess what?
Girls: what?
Twilight Sparkle: i just figured out a spell on how to open a portal from another generation!
Pinkie Pie: SHOW US! SHOW US! -is jumping-
Twilight: okay! -casts spell-
-portal appears-
Girls:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Spike was recaptured, and they continued taking him to Canterlot. Still, could be worse.

General Rosemeyer: Our soldiers have still not stopped Sean The Hedgehog, and his friends.
Robotnik: Fuck. Get in four trucks, three airplanes, and a tank!!
General Rosemeyer: Yes sir. *walks off*

30 초 later

Fluttershy: Oh no! 더 많이 airplanes!!
Rainbow Dash: *holds gun for Sean*
Sean: No, keep it. I have another one *grabs .44*
Rainbow Dash: If 당신 say so.
Applejack: Why can't these humans give up?
Sean; They're Nazis, they don't know how to give up. *shoots at airplanes*
Airplanes: *pass*
Rarity: They're not...
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posted by _MockingJay_
It was a beautiful 일 in Ponyville. Summer was over. Which meant it was time to go back to school. 사과 브랜디 was organizing her backpack...

Applejack: Pens?
Applebloom: Check!
Applejack: 2 inch Binders?
Applebloom: Check!
Applejack: 85 pencils?
Applebloom: 1..2..3..4......15.....37......68....85! Check!
Applejack: Hmmm... 8 coil-ring notebooks?
Applebloom: Check!
Applejack: Colored pencils?
Applebloom: Check!
Applejack: Hmm... I guess we're done.
Applebloom: Phew. *smiles*
Applejack: *grabs backpack* Bye Applebloom!
Applebloom: *nods* Okay. Bye Sis!
Applejack: *checks watch* Oh no! I'm Late!


In school.......
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