I had a complaint about being too short.. So made this long..
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Twilight: (shocked) The baby is an alicorn!?
Ditto: (there with Luna, cause there actually a couple now) Seems that way.
Rarity: But... But... But I thought Alicorn wings had to be earned 의해 accomplishing some great, princess-worthy deed!?
Applejack: Yeah. How can 당신 just be born with 'em?
Celestia: The birth of an Alicorn is something Equestria has never seen!
Luna: Yes, it is beyond even our understanding.
Fluttershy: [hushed] That's not very reassuring.
Pinkie Pie: (typical Pinkie Pie excitement) Wow! A unicorn, and a Pegasus! So she could be a super-strong flyer and have crazy baby magic!
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Well, I know all about super-strong flying!
Twilight: (sudden joy) And I can help keep tabs on her magic!
Flurry Heart: [sneezes, witch causes her to blow a hole though the roof]
Celestia: (nervous) It appears her magic is 더 많이 powerful than that of a newborn unicorn!
Ditto: (looks outside) Yes, but crowds have already started to gather.
Pinkie Pie: [inhales randomly appeared balloon] This Crystalling is gonna be some party! [balloon pops]
Cadance: Do 당신 think we should call it off?
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Um, we've all faced a lot worse than baby magic.
Rarity: I can't imagine cancelling such a beautiful and important ceremony over something so potentially adorable!
Applejack, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie and 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: [general agreement]
Celestia: ... In light of the little one's abilities, this Crystalling might be 더 많이 important than ever. [to Cadance] Perhaps 당신 should address your subjects and remind them of that.
Princess Cadance: Yes ma'am (kisses Flurry 심장 before she leaves).
Shining Armor: [snoring]
Ditto: Shining Armor! Do 당신 have everything 당신 need for the ceremony?
Shining Armor: [tired] Huh?... Oh, no! I still have to interview the honor guards, choose the purity crystal, and pick a crystaller!
Twilight: Alright, take it easy. Pinkie can stay here with me and keep an eye on the
Applejack: And we'll all help 당신 with everythin' Armor: [snores] ...baby...
Rarity: That is, if 당신 can stay awake long enough to tell us how?
Ditto: Well, 당신 better hurry.
Rarity: (giggles) Yes sir.
Ditto: (to Luna) Come on dear, we should check probably help Cadence.
Luna: Good idea.
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meanwhile inside Sunburst's house, Starlight and Sunburst continue 연기 awkward around each other, being intentionally vague and exaggerating about what they've been doing since parting ways. Spike looks through Twilight's list in 검색 of a solution.
Derpy: (in the other room, trying to light joint without anyone knowing).
Spike: 저기요 Derpy).
Saten: (hides the joint) NOTHING!
Spike: What?
Derpy: Nothing... I was doing nothing.
SPright: Riight.. 당신 have any ideas about 별, 스타 and Sun.
Derpy: I think shippers are gonna go CRAZY!
Spike: I'm serious.
Derpy: So am I.. Saten and Trixie are gonna be jealous that shippers don't KNOW about them.
Spike: Where IS Saten?
Derpy: I think he left to get a six pack.
Spike: But he just FINISHED a six pack.
Derpy: Yeah.. He has a problem.
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CONVENIENT STORE:
Saten: (enraged) NO BEER!? WHAT KINDA PLACE IS THIS!?
Cashier: I'm sorry.. What about a latte instead?
Saten: (still angry) No, I don't want a latte! I want a 카푸치노 and a 블루 베리, 블루베리 scone!
Cashier: I.. I only have 초콜릿 chip.
Saten: (still angry) Well that sounds even BETTER!
Cashier: Alright (goes to make them)
Saten: (sighs and waits).
Voice: Still so angry, I see.
Saten: What th... (looks over).. Mom?
Maddy Twist: Hello son.. It's been a while.
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Princess Cadance: [tired, amplified] Dearest citizens, I am sure 당신 are all just as thrilled and ready for this Crystalling as myself and Shining Armor. [crowd cheering]
Shining Armor: [panicked breathing] I'm not ready!
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Take it easy! Just pick whoever looks the most like honor guard material.
Shining Armor: Right... right. (throws 헬멧 over 랜덤 guard)
Royal guards: [whimpering]
Shining Armor: I'm sorry.. Fatherhood is way 더 많이 stressful than I ever thought.
Fluttershy: I can only imagine.
Rarity: Now, I know choosing the crystal of purity is a very important decision. So I have gone through the trouble of arranging them in order from incredibly pure to outrageously pure.
Fluttershy: Um, Rarity, don't they all sort of look the same?
Rarity: Oh, well, to the untrained eye, perhaps. What do 당신 think, Shining Armor?
Shining Armor: [incoherent stammering] I don't know!
Rarity: [hushed] I hope Twilight and Pinkie are having better luck with the baby.
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Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie, hold her still!
Pinkie Pie: I'm tryiiiiiiing!
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Twilight: (shocked) The baby is an alicorn!?
Ditto: (there with Luna, cause there actually a couple now) Seems that way.
Rarity: But... But... But I thought Alicorn wings had to be earned 의해 accomplishing some great, princess-worthy deed!?
Applejack: Yeah. How can 당신 just be born with 'em?
Celestia: The birth of an Alicorn is something Equestria has never seen!
Luna: Yes, it is beyond even our understanding.
Fluttershy: [hushed] That's not very reassuring.
Pinkie Pie: (typical Pinkie Pie excitement) Wow! A unicorn, and a Pegasus! So she could be a super-strong flyer and have crazy baby magic!
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Well, I know all about super-strong flying!
Twilight: (sudden joy) And I can help keep tabs on her magic!
Flurry Heart: [sneezes, witch causes her to blow a hole though the roof]
Celestia: (nervous) It appears her magic is 더 많이 powerful than that of a newborn unicorn!
Ditto: (looks outside) Yes, but crowds have already started to gather.
Pinkie Pie: [inhales randomly appeared balloon] This Crystalling is gonna be some party! [balloon pops]
Cadance: Do 당신 think we should call it off?
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Um, we've all faced a lot worse than baby magic.
Rarity: I can't imagine cancelling such a beautiful and important ceremony over something so potentially adorable!
Applejack, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie and 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: [general agreement]
Celestia: ... In light of the little one's abilities, this Crystalling might be 더 많이 important than ever. [to Cadance] Perhaps 당신 should address your subjects and remind them of that.
Princess Cadance: Yes ma'am (kisses Flurry 심장 before she leaves).
Shining Armor: [snoring]
Ditto: Shining Armor! Do 당신 have everything 당신 need for the ceremony?
Shining Armor: [tired] Huh?... Oh, no! I still have to interview the honor guards, choose the purity crystal, and pick a crystaller!
Twilight: Alright, take it easy. Pinkie can stay here with me and keep an eye on the
Applejack: And we'll all help 당신 with everythin' Armor: [snores] ...baby...
Rarity: That is, if 당신 can stay awake long enough to tell us how?
Ditto: Well, 당신 better hurry.
Rarity: (giggles) Yes sir.
Ditto: (to Luna) Come on dear, we should check probably help Cadence.
Luna: Good idea.
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meanwhile inside Sunburst's house, Starlight and Sunburst continue 연기 awkward around each other, being intentionally vague and exaggerating about what they've been doing since parting ways. Spike looks through Twilight's list in 검색 of a solution.
Derpy: (in the other room, trying to light joint without anyone knowing).
Spike: 저기요 Derpy).
Saten: (hides the joint) NOTHING!
Spike: What?
Derpy: Nothing... I was doing nothing.
SPright: Riight.. 당신 have any ideas about 별, 스타 and Sun.
Derpy: I think shippers are gonna go CRAZY!
Spike: I'm serious.
Derpy: So am I.. Saten and Trixie are gonna be jealous that shippers don't KNOW about them.
Spike: Where IS Saten?
Derpy: I think he left to get a six pack.
Spike: But he just FINISHED a six pack.
Derpy: Yeah.. He has a problem.
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CONVENIENT STORE:
Saten: (enraged) NO BEER!? WHAT KINDA PLACE IS THIS!?
Cashier: I'm sorry.. What about a latte instead?
Saten: (still angry) No, I don't want a latte! I want a 카푸치노 and a 블루 베리, 블루베리 scone!
Cashier: I.. I only have 초콜릿 chip.
Saten: (still angry) Well that sounds even BETTER!
Cashier: Alright (goes to make them)
Saten: (sighs and waits).
Voice: Still so angry, I see.
Saten: What th... (looks over).. Mom?
Maddy Twist: Hello son.. It's been a while.
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Princess Cadance: [tired, amplified] Dearest citizens, I am sure 당신 are all just as thrilled and ready for this Crystalling as myself and Shining Armor. [crowd cheering]
Shining Armor: [panicked breathing] I'm not ready!
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Take it easy! Just pick whoever looks the most like honor guard material.
Shining Armor: Right... right. (throws 헬멧 over 랜덤 guard)
Royal guards: [whimpering]
Shining Armor: I'm sorry.. Fatherhood is way 더 많이 stressful than I ever thought.
Fluttershy: I can only imagine.
Rarity: Now, I know choosing the crystal of purity is a very important decision. So I have gone through the trouble of arranging them in order from incredibly pure to outrageously pure.
Fluttershy: Um, Rarity, don't they all sort of look the same?
Rarity: Oh, well, to the untrained eye, perhaps. What do 당신 think, Shining Armor?
Shining Armor: [incoherent stammering] I don't know!
Rarity: [hushed] I hope Twilight and Pinkie are having better luck with the baby.
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Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie, hold her still!
Pinkie Pie: I'm tryiiiiiiing!
Sam's car
LATER:
Airbourne: And that's why 당신 should let my client go..
Judge : Please sir your client Master Sword has been caught robbing a blank with a stolen police car... And all 당신 did was show up, sit down, and say "that's why 당신 should let him go"..
Airbourne: ...... I'll give 당신 twenty bucks.
Judge: DONE! (pounds hammer).
LATER AGAIN:
Master Sword: See, told 당신 my friend will get us out.
Saten: I guess... He creeps me out though.. He kept asking for an dirty picture of Twilight..
Master Sword: Oh yeah. Same way I have one for your Derpy
Saten: (angrily) WHAT!?
Master Sword: Yeah, have it over my wall-
Saten: (punches Sword in the face).
Master Sword: (holding his bloody nose) still worth it!
That's all I got, so end of episode.
Airbourne: And that's why 당신 should let my client go..
Judge : Please sir your client Master Sword has been caught robbing a blank with a stolen police car... And all 당신 did was show up, sit down, and say "that's why 당신 should let him go"..
Airbourne: ...... I'll give 당신 twenty bucks.
Judge: DONE! (pounds hammer).
LATER AGAIN:
Master Sword: See, told 당신 my friend will get us out.
Saten: I guess... He creeps me out though.. He kept asking for an dirty picture of Twilight..
Master Sword: Oh yeah. Same way I have one for your Derpy
Saten: (angrily) WHAT!?
Master Sword: Yeah, have it over my wall-
Saten: (punches Sword in the face).
Master Sword: (holding his bloody nose) still worth it!
That's all I got, so end of episode.
Pinkamena: (winds up in a dark cave, gloating to herself about never having been caught).
Unfortunately for her, Shining Armor, wanting revenge for poor Twilight, and all the other victims (but mostly Twilight), followed her.
Without warning, Shining Armor began beating the living crap out of her.
Shining Armor: (suddenly stops after punching her face for a full 20 minutes) Wait! Wait! One 더 많이 펀치 will kill you!.. And I won't kill you.
Pinkamena: (nearly dead but somehow still smiling) That somehow means I win!.. I kill.. Go to jail.. Break out.. Kill again!.. Instand revers-
Shining Armor: (annoyed) yes, yes. It's an endless cycle.. But I sore to let the court do their work.. What to do.. (thinking) Hmmmmmm.
To be containued
