I had a complaint about being too short.. So made this long..
------------------------------------------------------------
Twilight: (shocked) The baby is an alicorn!?
Ditto: (there with Luna, cause there actually a couple now) Seems that way.
Rarity: But... But... But I thought Alicorn wings had to be earned 의해 accomplishing some great, princess-worthy deed!?
Applejack: Yeah. How can 당신 just be born with 'em?
Celestia: The birth of an Alicorn is something Equestria has never seen!
Luna: Yes, it is beyond even our understanding.
Fluttershy: [hushed] That's not very reassuring.
Pinkie Pie: (typical Pinkie Pie excitement) Wow! A unicorn, and a Pegasus! So she could be a super-strong flyer and have crazy baby magic!
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Well, I know all about super-strong flying!
Twilight: (sudden joy) And I can help keep tabs on her magic!
Flurry Heart: [sneezes, witch causes her to blow a hole though the roof]
Celestia: (nervous) It appears her magic is 더 많이 powerful than that of a newborn unicorn!
Ditto: (looks outside) Yes, but crowds have already started to gather.
Pinkie Pie: [inhales randomly appeared balloon] This Crystalling is gonna be some party! [balloon pops]
Cadance: Do 당신 think we should call it off?
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Um, we've all faced a lot worse than baby magic.
Rarity: I can't imagine cancelling such a beautiful and important ceremony over something so potentially adorable!
Applejack, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie and 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: [general agreement]
Celestia: ... In light of the little one's abilities, this Crystalling might be 더 많이 important than ever. [to Cadance] Perhaps 당신 should address your subjects and remind them of that.
Princess Cadance: Yes ma'am (kisses Flurry 심장 before she leaves).
Shining Armor: [snoring]
Ditto: Shining Armor! Do 당신 have everything 당신 need for the ceremony?
Shining Armor: [tired] Huh?... Oh, no! I still have to interview the honor guards, choose the purity crystal, and pick a crystaller!
Twilight: Alright, take it easy. Pinkie can stay here with me and keep an eye on the
Applejack: And we'll all help 당신 with everythin' Armor: [snores] ...baby...
Rarity: That is, if 당신 can stay awake long enough to tell us how?
Ditto: Well, 당신 better hurry.
Rarity: (giggles) Yes sir.
Ditto: (to Luna) Come on dear, we should check probably help Cadence.
Luna: Good idea.
------------------------------------------------------------
meanwhile inside Sunburst's house, Starlight and Sunburst continue 연기 awkward around each other, being intentionally vague and exaggerating about what they've been doing since parting ways. Spike looks through Twilight's list in 검색 of a solution.
Derpy: (in the other room, trying to light joint without anyone knowing).
Spike: 저기요 Derpy).
Saten: (hides the joint) NOTHING!
Spike: What?
Derpy: Nothing... I was doing nothing.
SPright: Riight.. 당신 have any ideas about 별, 스타 and Sun.
Derpy: I think shippers are gonna go CRAZY!
Spike: I'm serious.
Derpy: So am I.. Saten and Trixie are gonna be jealous that shippers don't KNOW about them.
Spike: Where IS Saten?
Derpy: I think he left to get a six pack.
Spike: But he just FINISHED a six pack.
Derpy: Yeah.. He has a problem.
------------------------------------------------------------
CONVENIENT STORE:
Saten: (enraged) NO BEER!? WHAT KINDA PLACE IS THIS!?
Cashier: I'm sorry.. What about a latte instead?
Saten: (still angry) No, I don't want a latte! I want a 카푸치노 and a 블루 베리, 블루베리 scone!
Cashier: I.. I only have 초콜릿 chip.
Saten: (still angry) Well that sounds even BETTER!
Cashier: Alright (goes to make them)
Saten: (sighs and waits).
Voice: Still so angry, I see.
Saten: What th... (looks over).. Mom?
Maddy Twist: Hello son.. It's been a while.
------------------------------------------------------------
Princess Cadance: [tired, amplified] Dearest citizens, I am sure 당신 are all just as thrilled and ready for this Crystalling as myself and Shining Armor. [crowd cheering]
Shining Armor: [panicked breathing] I'm not ready!
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Take it easy! Just pick whoever looks the most like honor guard material.
Shining Armor: Right... right. (throws 헬멧 over 랜덤 guard)
Royal guards: [whimpering]
Shining Armor: I'm sorry.. Fatherhood is way 더 많이 stressful than I ever thought.
Fluttershy: I can only imagine.
Rarity: Now, I know choosing the crystal of purity is a very important decision. So I have gone through the trouble of arranging them in order from incredibly pure to outrageously pure.
Fluttershy: Um, Rarity, don't they all sort of look the same?
Rarity: Oh, well, to the untrained eye, perhaps. What do 당신 think, Shining Armor?
Shining Armor: [incoherent stammering] I don't know!
Rarity: [hushed] I hope Twilight and Pinkie are having better luck with the baby.
------------------------------------------------------------
Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie, hold her still!
Pinkie Pie: I'm tryiiiiiiing!
------------------------------------------------------------
Twilight: (shocked) The baby is an alicorn!?
Ditto: (there with Luna, cause there actually a couple now) Seems that way.
Rarity: But... But... But I thought Alicorn wings had to be earned 의해 accomplishing some great, princess-worthy deed!?
Applejack: Yeah. How can 당신 just be born with 'em?
Celestia: The birth of an Alicorn is something Equestria has never seen!
Luna: Yes, it is beyond even our understanding.
Fluttershy: [hushed] That's not very reassuring.
Pinkie Pie: (typical Pinkie Pie excitement) Wow! A unicorn, and a Pegasus! So she could be a super-strong flyer and have crazy baby magic!
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Well, I know all about super-strong flying!
Twilight: (sudden joy) And I can help keep tabs on her magic!
Flurry Heart: [sneezes, witch causes her to blow a hole though the roof]
Celestia: (nervous) It appears her magic is 더 많이 powerful than that of a newborn unicorn!
Ditto: (looks outside) Yes, but crowds have already started to gather.
Pinkie Pie: [inhales randomly appeared balloon] This Crystalling is gonna be some party! [balloon pops]
Cadance: Do 당신 think we should call it off?
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Um, we've all faced a lot worse than baby magic.
Rarity: I can't imagine cancelling such a beautiful and important ceremony over something so potentially adorable!
Applejack, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie and 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: [general agreement]
Celestia: ... In light of the little one's abilities, this Crystalling might be 더 많이 important than ever. [to Cadance] Perhaps 당신 should address your subjects and remind them of that.
Princess Cadance: Yes ma'am (kisses Flurry 심장 before she leaves).
Shining Armor: [snoring]
Ditto: Shining Armor! Do 당신 have everything 당신 need for the ceremony?
Shining Armor: [tired] Huh?... Oh, no! I still have to interview the honor guards, choose the purity crystal, and pick a crystaller!
Twilight: Alright, take it easy. Pinkie can stay here with me and keep an eye on the
Applejack: And we'll all help 당신 with everythin' Armor: [snores] ...baby...
Rarity: That is, if 당신 can stay awake long enough to tell us how?
Ditto: Well, 당신 better hurry.
Rarity: (giggles) Yes sir.
Ditto: (to Luna) Come on dear, we should check probably help Cadence.
Luna: Good idea.
------------------------------------------------------------
meanwhile inside Sunburst's house, Starlight and Sunburst continue 연기 awkward around each other, being intentionally vague and exaggerating about what they've been doing since parting ways. Spike looks through Twilight's list in 검색 of a solution.
Derpy: (in the other room, trying to light joint without anyone knowing).
Spike: 저기요 Derpy).
Saten: (hides the joint) NOTHING!
Spike: What?
Derpy: Nothing... I was doing nothing.
SPright: Riight.. 당신 have any ideas about 별, 스타 and Sun.
Derpy: I think shippers are gonna go CRAZY!
Spike: I'm serious.
Derpy: So am I.. Saten and Trixie are gonna be jealous that shippers don't KNOW about them.
Spike: Where IS Saten?
Derpy: I think he left to get a six pack.
Spike: But he just FINISHED a six pack.
Derpy: Yeah.. He has a problem.
------------------------------------------------------------
CONVENIENT STORE:
Saten: (enraged) NO BEER!? WHAT KINDA PLACE IS THIS!?
Cashier: I'm sorry.. What about a latte instead?
Saten: (still angry) No, I don't want a latte! I want a 카푸치노 and a 블루 베리, 블루베리 scone!
Cashier: I.. I only have 초콜릿 chip.
Saten: (still angry) Well that sounds even BETTER!
Cashier: Alright (goes to make them)
Saten: (sighs and waits).
Voice: Still so angry, I see.
Saten: What th... (looks over).. Mom?
Maddy Twist: Hello son.. It's been a while.
------------------------------------------------------------
Princess Cadance: [tired, amplified] Dearest citizens, I am sure 당신 are all just as thrilled and ready for this Crystalling as myself and Shining Armor. [crowd cheering]
Shining Armor: [panicked breathing] I'm not ready!
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Take it easy! Just pick whoever looks the most like honor guard material.
Shining Armor: Right... right. (throws 헬멧 over 랜덤 guard)
Royal guards: [whimpering]
Shining Armor: I'm sorry.. Fatherhood is way 더 많이 stressful than I ever thought.
Fluttershy: I can only imagine.
Rarity: Now, I know choosing the crystal of purity is a very important decision. So I have gone through the trouble of arranging them in order from incredibly pure to outrageously pure.
Fluttershy: Um, Rarity, don't they all sort of look the same?
Rarity: Oh, well, to the untrained eye, perhaps. What do 당신 think, Shining Armor?
Shining Armor: [incoherent stammering] I don't know!
Rarity: [hushed] I hope Twilight and Pinkie are having better luck with the baby.
------------------------------------------------------------
Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie, hold her still!
Pinkie Pie: I'm tryiiiiiiing!
I just want to end this story so it can be out of the way, and
I can stop overbooking myself.
The 다음 일 Trixie knocked on Rarity's door.
Trixie: Well. I did it. I killed them.
Rarity: Oh.. Well. This is awkward... I. kinda.. Changed my mind, and was about to call it off.
Trixie: Oh... I'm still getting paid though right.
Rarity: (sighs) Fine.. (gives her the amount of money she promised too).
Trixie: Thank you. (takes the money). Say. 당신 have any beer?
Rarity: No. Saten came and took the last one.
Trixie: (excitedly) Saten's still in town?
Rarity: I guess.,
Trixie: Great.. 당신 know where he might be.. Because I am totally NOT gonna stalk him.
Rarity: (shrugs unsurely)
THE END
Ending theme.
(theme song/Steven King IT)
I can stop overbooking myself.
The 다음 일 Trixie knocked on Rarity's door.
Trixie: Well. I did it. I killed them.
Rarity: Oh.. Well. This is awkward... I. kinda.. Changed my mind, and was about to call it off.
Trixie: Oh... I'm still getting paid though right.
Rarity: (sighs) Fine.. (gives her the amount of money she promised too).
Trixie: Thank you. (takes the money). Say. 당신 have any beer?
Rarity: No. Saten came and took the last one.
Trixie: (excitedly) Saten's still in town?
Rarity: I guess.,
Trixie: Great.. 당신 know where he might be.. Because I am totally NOT gonna stalk him.
Rarity: (shrugs unsurely)
THE END
Ending theme.
(theme song/Steven King IT)
Has anyone ever read CHEERLIEES GARDEN.
It's probably one of the 'better' creepypastas.
But I still dislike it.
Not only is Cheerlees complete irrational in thi story. (killing children, when simply quitting your job could of worked just as well).
But there's all the fact, she acts like she watches WAY too many Saw 영화 (I would know, I watch them quite a lot).
She acts exactly like Jigsaw.
Using clever traps to kill them in unique fashion.
But unlike Jigsaw.
She dosen't give them a chance to escape, making her 더 많이 like the Mark Hoffmen and Amanda Young.
Where the victims, where ONLY victims, they would of died, regardless of doing what they needed to do.
And there was no 'point' behind it.
Besides I LIKE Jigsaw, he's different then other villains.
He's still 'human' in some way.
Anyway.
Now that I got that off my chest.
I can relax now.
And stay tuned for 더 많이 of my latest story..
It's probably one of the 'better' creepypastas.
But I still dislike it.
Not only is Cheerlees complete irrational in thi story. (killing children, when simply quitting your job could of worked just as well).
But there's all the fact, she acts like she watches WAY too many Saw 영화 (I would know, I watch them quite a lot).
She acts exactly like Jigsaw.
Using clever traps to kill them in unique fashion.
But unlike Jigsaw.
She dosen't give them a chance to escape, making her 더 많이 like the Mark Hoffmen and Amanda Young.
Where the victims, where ONLY victims, they would of died, regardless of doing what they needed to do.
And there was no 'point' behind it.
Besides I LIKE Jigsaw, he's different then other villains.
He's still 'human' in some way.
Anyway.
Now that I got that off my chest.
I can relax now.
And stay tuned for 더 많이 of my latest story..
Alright..
So I found this bizarre MLP story.
That ruins some of my 가장 좋아하는 character Twilight and AppleJack, 의해 using the theme of INCEST..
Fuckin incest! Why dose that even excist!?
I thought I stopped having to deal with fuckin incest after no longer 읽기 Alpha & Omega stories.
But nope.
Even my little 조랑말 has it.
Just ask Friendship is Witchcraft.
This story is about Twilight and AppleJack switching minds, so I guess in a way it's not incest, but, my mind will forever KNOW it is.
Anyway..
don't EVER read this story.
But if 당신 really have to,
Afried your on your own for finding it..
So I found this bizarre MLP story.
That ruins some of my 가장 좋아하는 character Twilight and AppleJack, 의해 using the theme of INCEST..
Fuckin incest! Why dose that even excist!?
I thought I stopped having to deal with fuckin incest after no longer 읽기 Alpha & Omega stories.
But nope.
Even my little 조랑말 has it.
Just ask Friendship is Witchcraft.
This story is about Twilight and AppleJack switching minds, so I guess in a way it's not incest, but, my mind will forever KNOW it is.
Anyway..
don't EVER read this story.
But if 당신 really have to,
Afried your on your own for finding it..
This is Papillon
AT RESTURANT:
Trixie: I'm glad your finally over AppleJack.. Who needed her anyway. She didn't get you.. 당신 need someone who 'dose' get you.. Someone who knew 당신 your whole life.
Saten: 당신 mean Derpy?
Trixie: Well.. Sure.. Derpy.. But I meant some 'else' who knew 당신 your entire life, and always had a thing for you.. Who knows.. She might be sitting in front of you.
Saten: (obviously) I honestly have no idea what your going on about Trixie. But your voice is soothing, and strangely I feel better.. (happily) Thanks, 당신 always such a great friend.
Trixie: (sighs) Sure... Friend
Saten: (gets up) Anyway. I gotta go.. Sorry again for trying to kill you, last time we were here.
Trixie: (shrugs) 당신 were drunk.
Saten: If it makes 당신 feel better. I'm really trying to cut back on alcohol.
Trixie: I sincerely doubt that.. But if 당신 say.
Saten: (leaves)
Trixie: (sighs) Guess Trixie's paying again..
Trixie: I'm glad your finally over AppleJack.. Who needed her anyway. She didn't get you.. 당신 need someone who 'dose' get you.. Someone who knew 당신 your whole life.
Saten: 당신 mean Derpy?
Trixie: Well.. Sure.. Derpy.. But I meant some 'else' who knew 당신 your entire life, and always had a thing for you.. Who knows.. She might be sitting in front of you.
Saten: (obviously) I honestly have no idea what your going on about Trixie. But your voice is soothing, and strangely I feel better.. (happily) Thanks, 당신 always such a great friend.
Trixie: (sighs) Sure... Friend
Saten: (gets up) Anyway. I gotta go.. Sorry again for trying to kill you, last time we were here.
Trixie: (shrugs) 당신 were drunk.
Saten: If it makes 당신 feel better. I'm really trying to cut back on alcohol.
Trixie: I sincerely doubt that.. But if 당신 say.
Saten: (leaves)
Trixie: (sighs) Guess Trixie's paying again..
Silversheen (Pic is totally unfitting to the scenario XD)
