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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Fillydelphia gang was talking with each other in a building in Oatland.

Fillydelphia 조랑말 93: Those Mexicans have been fighting with Case Cracker's gang.
Fillydelphia 조랑말 15: And our attack on Case wasn't successful. What do we do?
Michael: We try again. Only this time, we succeed.

다음 일

Gordon: *Wakes up* 5 AM. I usually wake up at 6, but whatever.
Case Cracker: *stays asleep at home*
Gordon: *Starts lifting weights*
Case Cracker: *Gets up a couple hours later*
Jim: *Calling Case Cracker*
Case Cracker: *Picks up* Hello.
Jim: We have a problem Case! Call Gordon, and Sam, and tell them to get their asses over here, and 당신 do the same thing! *Fires two bullets* I need your help!!
Case Cracker: Okay, okay! 당신 at the pizzaria?
Jim: No, I'm at Princess Celestia's 성 in Canterlot, OF COURSE I'M AT THE PIZZERIA!! Now get Gordon, Sam, and yourself over here now.
Case Cracker: Fine! I'll call them. *calls Gordon*
Gordon: *Picks up phone* Yeah?
Case Cracker: There's a shooting at the pizzaria! We've gotta head over there!
Gordon: I'll be right there. *Hangs up, and runs to his car*
Case Cracker: *Calls Sam*
Sam: *Answers phone* Who is it?
Case Cracker: Yo you've gotta get to the pizzeria! Bring a gun!
Sam: I got it. *Hangs up* Whatever it is must be serious. *Grabs two MP5K's, grabs twenty rounds of ammo, and runs to his car*
Gordon: *Driving to the pizzeria*
Case Cracker: *Takes a big bag full of weapons and ammo to his car and drives to the pizzeria*
Sam: *Drives to pizzeria*
Mexicans: *Getting shot 의해 Jim*
Gordon: *Stops at Pizzeria*
Mexicans: *Shooting Gordon's car*
Gordon: *Grabs Stoner 63 with extended magazines* 당신 fuckers just made a big mistake!! *Shooting Mexicans*
Jim: Get in here! 더 많이 are coming up with the Fillydelphia gang.
Sam: *Stops at Pizzeria* What? Are we done?
Jim: No. Get in here.
Sam, and Gordon: *Go into pizzeria*
Case Cracker: *Stops his car, and gets in with the others*
Fillydelphia Gangsters: *Arrive with the mexicans*
Mexican 조랑말 64: Get out of here. This is our job.
Fillydelphia 조랑말 63: Fuck off man! We're killing them.
Gordon: *Standing in the entrance* 당신 got it mixed up. You're the one that's going to die. *Shooting Fillydelphia Gangsters*
Sam: *Shoots Mexican*
Fillydelphia Gangsters: Man forget you. We're killing these bastards. *Kill all of the Mexicans*
Gordon: Thanks.
Fillydelphia Gangsters: You're welcome. Now die!! *Throws grenade into pizzeria*
Gordon: *Throws it back*
Fillydelphia Gangster 39: *Dies*
Gordon: Twenty one left.
Case Cracker: *Shoots with an M3 submachine gun from the window*
Mexican 조랑말 92: *Shooting at Case Cracker*
Jim: Mexicans on 상단, 맨 위로 of those buildings across the street!
Gordon: *Shooting at Mexican on rooftop*
Sam: *Shooting Fillydelphia gangster*
Mexicans: *Die*
Jim: Nice, but there's still a bunch of them up there.
Fillydelphia Mafia: *Shooting at Jim*
Gordon: *Shoots Fillydelphia gangsters*
Fillydelphia 조랑말 29: Get the grenade launchers!
Sam: *Shoots Fillydelphia ponies*
Mexican 조랑말 30: *Shoots glass of whiskey* I missed.
Case Cracker: *Ducks from another shot from the Mexicans* 당신 ain't lying Jim.
Fillydelphia Gangsters: *Arriving with grenade launchers*
Sam: Grenade launchers, look out!
Fillydelphia 조랑말 77: *Shoot grenade*
Sam: *Gets leg blown off* Oooahh!!! *Dies*
Case Cracker: Whoa!
Gordon: *Shoots Fillydelphia ponies with grenade launchers* Take that 당신 pricks!!
Mexican Ponies: *Shooting through walls*
Gordon: They're getting 더 많이 fucking firepower.
Case Cracker: I've brought some grenades, a shotgun, and ammo in my gun bag. *Keeps shooting from cover*
Jim: The grenades sound good, but those shotguns don't have enough range to shoot those guys on the rooftops.
Gordon: Make sure their bullets don't hit our grenades.
Case Cracker: *Rolls Jim and Gordon a couple of grenades*
Jim: *Throws his grenade*
Mexican 조랑말 83: *Shoots grenade*
Jim: *Falls down*
Gordon: Jim? 당신 okay? Jim!
Case Cracker: I think he's dead man.
Gordon: Fuck!! First Sam, now Jim!
Case Cracker: Yeah, I just hope they don't kill us.
Fillydelphia Pony: *Walks into building*
Gordon: Oh no 당신 don't! *Shoots Fillydelphia pony*
Case Cracker: We've got to get out here. We'll take it back later. *Gets out shotgun*
Gordon: *Runs to door leading to alleyway*
Mexican Pony: *Shoots Gordon's horn off*
Gordon: I have been demoted to an earth pony!! *Shoots the Mexican Pony*
Case Cracker: Is that all?
Mexicans: *Appear in a Laune Silverspoon*
Gordon: Afraid not.
Izzy: Gordon, and Case Cracker! 당신 two thought 당신 could stop my organization, but 당신 were proven wrong.
Gordon: How?
Izzy: 당신 are outnumbered, and two ponies in your gang have been killed. We just need to kill you, and it will all be over!
Gordon: Quick, get back inside! *Gets back into pizzeria with Case Cracker*
Mexican 조랑말 83: *Points M60 out of window, and shoots forty bullets*
Case Cracker: Now what man?
Gordon: There's a secret passage we can take to surprise them. Follow me. *Sneaks into a small corridor, and goes into a small room*
Case Cracker: K, let's hurry. *follows inside*
Gordon: *Turns on flashlight, and finds the secret passage. He opens the door* Go first. I got 당신 covered.
Case Cracker: *Passes the door carrying the shotgun*
Gordon: *Gets into secret passageway, and closes door* If I'm not mistaken, we should get to a ladder. We climb it, and get to a manhole less then a block away from here. Those bastards won't even know where we are.
Case Cracker: Good thinking. I hope none of them saw us come down here.
Gordon: I know they didn't see us.
Case Cracker: Good, good. *continues down the passage*

The final part will be uploaded tomorrow.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Lola's car
Lola's car
As Con was leaving the Opera House, a mare in a small car came.

Lola: Get in.
Con: Do I know you?
Lola: Get in!
Con: Alright. *Gets in car*
Lola: *drives* Are 당신 0007?
Con: Yes. And 당신 are?
Lola: Lola. I need your help with something.
Con: What do 당신 need my help for?
Lola: To stop Yolo.
Con: Alright. *Sees telephone booth* Stop the car. I have to make a call.
Lola: *stops car*

at C.I.E headquarters

P: *Hears phone ring* Who is it?
Mr. Foust: It's 0007 sir.
P: Great. I want to give him a piece of my mind. *Picks up phone* Goddamnit Con! 당신 weren't supposed to kill-
Con: I COULD CARE LESS! I COULD...
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Royal Guard:Princess Celestia,we got a huge drunk dragon,that was staying at the stairs of the castle.
Celestia:Let him in.
Spike:*enters*Hello,you lame princess.I am here to make 당신 smile.
Celestia:Well,you arent!Wait,you're..Spike.
Spike:Yes,your shitesty!
Celestia:What a language!Twilight!
Twilight:Yes,princess?
Celestia:Is Spike,drunk?
Twilight:Spike,shouldn't 당신 be 집 right now with Harmony and Rarity?
Spike:Oh,yeah.That Rarity is a little bit....um,what is that word..Oh yeah,BORING!I stayed there just because of Harmony.She is the only one who loves me!You don't care about me.Neither of you!Just...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
What to expect in this episode.

Captain Jefferson: There are reports being made about a silver Honda drifting on the streets of this town. We need to put a stop to it.

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Toby: So 당신 think 당신 can build a better layout then Tim, huh?
Julia: 당신 better believe it.
Toby: And 당신 won't need help from anypony?
Julia: I can do it all 의해 myself. You, Tim, and everypony will 사랑 it.

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Pony On Motorcycle: *Does a wheelie, and goes on a car. He goes airborne, and lands on a Nissan Skyline police car*

Intro
Song: link

Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting 다음 to her*

Gran Turismo...
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"I've ruined their friendship once before. I'd rather give up my own memories than let it happen again!"

"I'm sorry too. I may have stopped being mean, but a Great and Powerful friend helped me realize I still wasn't very nice to you. Everyone matters Wallflower. No matter how insignificant 또는 invisible they feel."

"There's over a million 책 in here."

"Princess Celestia, the last time we saw each other, I was your snide little pupil who betrayed and abandoned you.... I mean that I come before 당신 a changed pony, humbly asking for forgiveness, guidance, and knowledge."

"...Or I can just go, and 당신 never have to see me again."
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
FLASHBACK:

Filly Glaze (her and Trixie are his ONLY friend of the time): I'm sorry about your mom putting 당신 into adoption and all.

Filly Saten: Ahh, can't say I'm too serprised.. But at least I met my first cousin Derpy for the first time.

Filly Glaze: Oh yes, Derpy.. I owe her money actually.. (goes to bank, but it's closed) NO! NO! ARE 당신 KIDDING ME!?

Filly Saten: It's okay, we can just check back tomorrow.

Filly Glaze: ... (sighs) Guess your right.

Filly Saten starts heading back, but from behind him Glaze pick up a trash can and breaks the bank window, triggering the alarm, shocking Saten....
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, joyreactor
posted by SomeoneButNoone
Joel - *crush inside FBI HQ with Truck*
FBI - Alarm!
Damien - *shoots him in the head* Oh shut up.
Jimmy - Woo! I like it.
Joel - Wich way.
Jimmy - Terminals... 3rd floor.
Damien - *shoot the way inside terminal room*
Jimmy - *plug his laptop* Gimme bout two 분 mate.
Damien - Sure. *shoot 더 많이 FBI*
Joel - They won't do anything funny.
Damien - Ohhhh I forgot how good if feels.
Jimmy - OK shit. It's Terminal A-3 that is in main office of leader of this section. OK Joel go get him.
Joel - *burst doors open and shoot the Boss*
Boss - Please d-dont..
Joel - *looks at picture of Boss with family* I get too...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
슬래쉬 - *enters house* ... Silent... Heh...

Ace - *comes to office* Oh boss.
Boss - 저기요 there Ace.
Ace - H-hi.
Boss - Hm? Something's on your mind... Say it.
Ace - Well it's about... 슬래쉬 life.


Episode 2
The 여우 Killer



Boss - I guess. I will tell you...

5 Years Ago.

Slash - I'm back!
Greenleaf - Hi there bro!

-It was 3 years after they moved away from their abusive parents. 슬래쉬 was ace detective for 1 년 then-

Slash - Oh? 당신 got better at cooking.
Greenleaf - I watched some TV.
Slash - Hmm.. *pats her on head* Good girl.

-He used to smile alot back in the days until.-

Nightwalker - Yo. *drops files*
Slash...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
posted by SomeoneButNoone
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Shadowknight - So... How did 당신 know.
Doctor - Among greatest magicians and healers we are...
Shadowknight - Don't tell me it's because you're connected to underground. Truth.
Doctor - Truth to be told. I saved 당신 after 당신 got yourself beaten up. That's why armor was in my hoofs.
Shadowknight - Hm... That's all?
Doctor - I didn't called 당신 for that. It's about one of princesses.
Shadowknight - What is it.
Doctor - Pearl... She is... Having a terrible sickness.
Shadowknight - What...
Doctor - Her mental state, seeing her mother get killed made it even worse and we need medicine right away.
Shadowknight...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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4 days later
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Damien - *watches TV*
Joel - *eating sandwich*
Twilight - *sleeping cuffed*
Damien - Uh I'm bored...
...
...
FI - Good news boys I found 당신 a gent and mare to 가입하기 당신 up. Steven and Nicole are outside let them in

+--+

Nicole - I'm Nicole... Im doing this for living.
Steven - I'm Steven, have mafia debt like you.
FI - Now to do something with this princess. We won't kill her and I can't put her on black market - too shady we gonna get denied 또는 set up. Hmmm... I have idea. Drive to Old Ponyville. 당신 will meet up with Hispanic pony. He will buy her off - no set up I will contact...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was 10 PM. Didont entered Gran Turismo with Flamethrower in a black Jaguar.


Didont: Where does it tell us to go now?
Flamethrower: We keep going straight until we get to the intersection.
Didont: Perfect. This road intersects with Malpaso Avenue. We're in the right spot now.

They didn't notice that they were speeding. Their car was at 45, but the speed was 35.

Tim: We got a speeder.

Song: link

Julia: *Drives onto the road from a gas station, and follows the Jaguar*
Tim: GT24, we have a black Jaguar northbound on Main Street. We're going to pull him over for speeding. License plate...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Episode 5

Evil in costume of friend.

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Arthur - Do 당신 think this will help us?
Holy Palladin - The damn kid is on her side now so it will be easy to kidnap one of them.
Arthur - With one shall we kidnap *drinks wine*
Holy Palladin - Why choosing! Take both of princesses!
Arthur - Soon your and my dream will become one... From old times I was taken as an ally to everyone... Time to show them my power.
Holy Palladin - *leaves room* Fool... He have no idea that when I wil 엘 claim the ancient dragon for myself I'll kill him... Hahahaha...

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Lilly - Did 당신 cleaned the floor?
Shadowknight - Yes...
Lilly...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Ponies: *Driving their cars on the freeway*

Episode 5: The Drifter

Special Guest Stars

Applejack as Julie Gunner
Barry Baricza as Frank
Amtrak as Gordon Fell

Julia: *Driving between a Buick, and a Porsche*

And introducing a new OC, Reggie

A 조랑말 in a black suit was riding a Kawasaki motorcycle as fast as he could.

Old Stallion: *Honks his horn twice as the 조랑말 passes him* Damn kids on those two wheel death traps. He's going to get himself killed.
Black Suit Pony: *Does a wheelie, and goes on a car. He goes airborne, and lands on a Nissan Skyline police car*
Police 조랑말 77: *Talks on the...
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 George Tildon, will appear in a later part of this story
George Tildon, will appear in a later part of this story
Sean met up with 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash at the 성 in Canterlot with Master Sword, and Wind.

Rainbow Dash: Eggman's soldiers just tried to kill Sean. He might send another squad in here to kill one of us next.
Master Sword: Well if that's the case, we need to stop them.
Wind: They're all in Mobius. How do we get there?
Sean: 의해 teleporting.
Wind: Yes, I know that, but we don't have anything to teleport us there.
Sean: That is where you're wrong. *Grabs his chaos emerald* This little green thing is called a chaos emerald. It is capable of stopping time, if the user knows how to use it correctly. I only...
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posted by Canada24
This small, crappy, chapter is all I got..

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SEVERAL DAYS LATER:

"Do we really have to wear these?" Rover whispered, as it's revealed, Ganger is making them wear old hockey masks (like 당신 would see on JASON VOORHEES).

"Yes.. Because there awesome" Ganger whispered, putting on his mask.

"But it's the middle of the night, Rarity will be asleep" Rover whispered back, revealing they've sneak into Rarity's house.

"Yeah.. And why are we even here?" Spot whispered.

"I told you.. Rarity may have some gold hidden around.. She likes making her dresses 'fancy" Ganger whispered back.
Spike: [sighs] 당신 know the worst thing about 당신 being the Princess of Friendship? The dishes.
Twilight: Thanks for taking care of that, Spike. After three events in one week, I really needed to relax with a good book.
Spike: It's kinda funny, isn't it? All these ponies comin' to 당신 for 조언 about friendship?
Twilight: What's funny about that?
Spike: 당신 know, 'cause 당신 used to be famous for being such a bad friend.
Twilight: What are 당신 talking about? I had good 프렌즈 in Canterlot.
Spike: Come on, Twilight. Look at the wall. D'ya see any 사진 from before we moved to Ponyville? And look...
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Saten: Well, I should get goin-
Twi: Saten, wait.. 당신 know how we put 당신 as part of our group now?
Saten: What about it?
Pinkie: We need 당신 your help., Something's coming.
Saten: (groans) What is it THIS time?

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Octavia: Why are Saten and the girls huddled up like that? Do we know what they're on about?
Apple Bloom: The way they're huddled up like that, I'd say it's either a friendship problem 또는 a monster attack.
Octavia: (naively believing her) A monster attack?! Blast! I'm performing at the ceremony this afternoon, and I still haven't...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, joyreactor