마이 리틀 포니 우정은 마법 Article: Nick Rants: Disney's Descendants

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posted by BlondLionEzel

(Warning! This contains swearing!)

Hello and welcome to another Nick Rants! Today we're going to be ranting about a BUNCH of things about Disney's Descendants.

So let's get the plot. Four children of 디즈니 villains (They are the children of The Evil Queen, Maleficent, Jafar, and Cruella De Vil) are sent to Prep School to get reformed. As soon as I saw this trailer, I could tell the film would suck f*****g hard!

Well, let's talk about the problems with this!

#1 - If 당신 watch the trailer, why is it the troublemaker kids are mostly POC, and the Prep School kids are about 90% white? Unfortunate Implications much? I hope this was just a miscasting, 또는 else it proves that 디즈니 is still f*****g racist!

#2 - Why do they need to be "reformed" 의해 Prep School Jocks and Valley Bimbos?! Let's take individuals with 더 많이 character than just "nice" and make them into Mary Sues and Gary Stus!

#3 - The song for this movie was terrible! It felt like 1D made a collaboration with Justin Bieber! Blech!

#4 - The only characters with any sense of individuality are the villains and the villain's children, and the ones without individuality are the descendants of the good guys. Seriously?! The main kid is the son of Beast and Belle, which should mean a smart but kind of hard-to approach personality, but because preteen idiots like males with no character (cough cough, Flash F*****g Sentry!), we're making him the bland-as-f*****g-mayonnaise character!

#5 - 디즈니 got people from the High S**t School Musical to work on this. That's a sin on itself.

Well, this movie is going to suck and it shows that 디즈니 doesn't give a f**k about their TV movies, and that preteen girls will buy anything as long as there are bland, white male characters in it!

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Windwakerguy430 I didn't have to watch the movie. I saw the trailer, and though this movie was f**king dumb instantly

BlondLionEzel @Windwakerguy430 These are the films problems in the trailer and every bit of information from Disney, who's been leaking all info about this movie, including the entire plot! Disney doesn't give a crap about this movie.

Windwakerguy430 I know. It just shows how Disney can set the bar so low. I didn't think they could get any worse after the other sitcoms on there

BlondLionEzel @Windwakerguy430 I agree.

mariofan14 Hell, at least it's not by Nick. They suck ass.

BlondLionEzel @Mariofan14 Nick sucks nowadays, it also sucks to share a name with them!

Jade_23 You know those movies that at first sound terrible, but once you watch it they are not? Well, there's probably a slight 8% chance this might be that movie.. I mean, this movie has more young viewers, so this can entertain their little minds.. I mean, come on, it's disney. Disney's Descendants I believe will be a popular movie for the young viewers, plus they'll think it's cool how they made Villains and Princesses have kids.. I just wonder from the villains, who's the father/mother? I mean, we can all agree on bestiality with Cruella. xD But on the other hand, I do agree with you. It's as if Disney ran out of ideas and created this. A disney version of Monster High. But hey, we all have different perspectives.

mariofan14 I have seen ads for this movie a bit often. Perhaps people, even this site, are a bit overhyped for this.

Jade_23 Yes.. I also wonder why they only chose those villains.. More would've been interesting.. What about Captain Hook? Or Ursula? The Queen of Hearts? Hans? Frollo? Or were they afraid to sound too much like Ever After High?

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Hedgehog In Ponyville One Last Time part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Another title screen

I've made several enemies, been in many wars, and countless battles, but this will be intense. It all started on March 13, 2025 when King Sombra was figuring out a way to destroy Equestria. He had something very big planned after losing the crystal empire.

King Sombra: Finally, time to test the time machine. *travels back into time*

November 23, 2012

Nazi Leiutenant: They went into a place called Equestria.
Robotnik: Then lets go!
King Sombra: Wait!
Robotnik: What do 당신 want?
King Sombra: I heard you're trying to destroy a hedgehog correct?
Robotnik: Ja, and?
King Sombra: I want to help you. Follow...

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Score has gone missing part 3...........We gotta rescue her!

posted by applejackrocks

Back with the story......

All the little ponies headed to Nikki's farm, because they knew they would find something militaryish to put on.

Pacifica: Oh my, my, my! What kind of house is this?!
Azura: This, is called a barn.
GW: She's right, right now, we're in a barn.
Pacifica: Ewww! Dirt! I stepped on dirt! AHHHH! *faints*
MH: Seriously?!?! She faints because of dirt?!?
Nikki: Eeyup.
Stormy: Yes.
CS: True.
Azura: Look girls! I found a military uniform! (Holds uniform up to everypony)
CS: Whoa...
GW: AWESOME!
MH: Cool!
Nikki: *chuckles* well would ya look at that! Azura found my 할로윈 costume Ah wore...

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Rarest of Them All: Chapter 1: Nightmares

posted by MinervaHoot

AUTHOR NOTE Hey everypony! Ive finally written the Grimdark story i promised you. There will be some 컵케익 shoutouts, so if 당신 haven't read Cupcakes, please do. 코멘트 will be very much appreciated!
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Rainbow Dash's body was found in the Sugarcube Corner's basement 의해 the Cakes. Most of the organs were missing, the wings had been torn off, and the face and cutiemark had been cut off. The Royal Guards were alerted and Pinkie was caught and imprisoned. Even though Pinkie said she was sorry, her expression said a different story. A week after...

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my little pony:tree 프렌즈 are magic chapter1

posted by flippy_fan210

Flippy(not flipped out)

Intro:this is my first crossover fanfic with 2 cartoons, it probably isn't that great.

Chapter 1:Flip out
It was a normal 일 for twilight sparkle, Spike was doing chores and she was getting ready to go to one of Pinkie pie's parties. There was someone new in ponyville, and from what Twilight heard from Pinkie, he's pretty cool. She was walking to sugarcube corner nopony was outside, which meant Pinkie had invited everypony in ponyville. When she got to sugarcube corner the party was in full swing, all the party 음식 was out and there were plenty of games and music, typical Pinkie pie party....

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Twilight's Adventure In Darkness Part 1

posted by Mylittlecute12

Twilight was studying on a normal 일 when suddenly all the lights went out.
When Twilight looked outside everything was dark!
How could this be! said Twilight.
Twilight went outside to see what was causing the darkness.
Maybe Zecora can help me! said Twilight.
So Twilight Sparkle was heading to the Everfree Forest to find Zecora.
It was dark but Twilight wasn't afraid she was running when suddenly she finds a green unicorn trapped in a hole.
I will help 당신 said Twilight.
So Twilight pulls the Green unicorn up from the hole.
I am 에메랄드 and thank 당신 so much said the green unicorn.
Your welcome said Twilight.

To be continued........................

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A Canterlot Wedding - Review

posted by StarWarsFan7

There was nothing entirely wrong with this episode. Afterall, it was a season finale. It had awesome songs: B.B.B.F.F, This 일 Arias, Love is in Bloom. My 가장 좋아하는 out of those songs is This 일 Arias. It has great vocals provided 의해 Princess Cadance and 퀸 Chrystalis. Speaking of, I want to marry Shining Armor's voice 또는 someone with his voice. It was perfect. I swear I died when I heard him say, "Twilee[/i]. I thought it was very cute how he and Twilight Sparkle were so close before she came to Ponyville. It was sweet of him to 사랑 Twilight Sparkle even though she was upset with him...

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My fan-pony's cutie-mark story(Electra)

posted by shadowknuxgirl

~Just another lonely filly~

(Note: This is told from Electra's point of view.)

I sighed as I slowly trotted across the clouds. Again, I was alone. I had friends, sure, but they weren't BEST friends. I always thought the reason that I didn't have best 프렌즈 was because of the way I looked. My 코트 was the same color as Nightmare Moon's. Most filly's had bright, vibrant colors. But I was pitch black. My mane was always frizzy, no matter how hard I tried to brush it. Though its dark and light yellow 색깔 were 더 많이 inviting, it didn't help much. Though on dimmer days, 또는 when it was night, 또는 any dark area, my mane and...

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The problem with Applebloom: Part 7

posted by shadowknuxgirl

"All done!" The filly snickered.

"What are we gonna do first, what are we gonna do first?" Applebloom asked rapidly, unable to wait any longer. "Let's see here,..." Twilight said, opening a "Sleep-over" guide-book. "How about a make-over?" Twilight asked. "Make-overs? Hmm..." Applebloom stated as she began to think, "OK! But 당신 go first!" Twilight got some make-over supplies out from the closet and brought them over to Applebloom. "Alright!", Twilight said, "Make me look prettier than Rarity!" After a while, Applebloom finally finished her "masterpiece". "All done!" The filly snickered. "Take a look!" Applebloom couldn't...

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The problem with Applebloom:Part 3

posted by shadowknuxgirl

"What could be more fun than organizing books?"

"Twilight, 당신 lied to me!" Applebloom moaned "This is boring!" "BORING?!" Twilight exclaimed, "What could be 더 많이 fun than organizing books?" Applebloom gave her an "Are-you-serious?" look. "Um, how about NOT organizing books?" Applebloom stated, as if the answer couldn't be 더 많이 obvious. "Fine, we can take a break, what do 당신 want to do?" Twilight sighed. "Hm..." Applebloom thought for a brief moment,"can we get some ice cream?" "Ice cream?" Twilight thought aloud, "I guess that wouldn't be so bad, sure!" But as soon as Twilight opened the door, Applebloom rushed out of the house faster...

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Fluttershy

posted by StarWarsFan7

When Fluttershy is first introduced in the series, she barely manages to tell Twilight Sparkle her name out of shyness, going so far as to be reduced to whimpering in fear. However, she becomes very conversational when she notices Spike the baby dragon, and implores him to tell her "everything" (which he does), all the way to Twilight's residence.

She is terrified of full grown 용 and repeatedly freezes in place when she and her 프렌즈 go on an expedition to confront a dragon in Dragonshy. Twilight Sparkle encourages her and tells her that her understanding of 동물 will come in handy...

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The Cutie Mark Chronicles

posted by StarWarsFan7

♥Apple Jack♥
Before she became one of her family's best 사과, 애플 gatherers, 사과 브랜디 tried her hoof at the sophisticated life. 사과 브랜디 leaves the farm and heads to the big city of Manehattan to 가입하기 her Aunt and Uncle Orange, who promised to shape up the little filly into that of elegance. During an evening get-together with some of the other regal Equestrians, AJ tells them how much she loves the city with her new high-society accent, but she causes a raise of eyebrows when she mentions the life she left behind. Thankfully, her awkward moment is interuppted as 공식 만찬, 저녁 식사 arrives. But it turns...

무지개, 레인 보우 Dash

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The last solstice - Chapter 43: The solstice

posted by NocturnalMirage

The last solstice

AUTHORS NOTE: Since I had to explain a lot of stuff here, this is the longest chapter I've ever written. Just wanted to let 당신 know, so be prepared! In order to get into the atmosphere, let me recommend 당신 a few songs for this part of the story, which goes well with the plot.

1: Pitch Black Theme

link

2: Two Steps From Hell - Archangel

link

3: The Lion King: Battle at Pride Rock/Cleansing Rain/The Ascension

link

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Chapter 43: The solstice

Nocturnal Mirage 로스트 track of time as he was sobbing violently over the lifeless body of his beloved Princess. He still could not comprehend...

Equestria Girls: 무지개, 레인 보우 Rocks Toys

added by karinabrony

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My Little Pony: Voyage of Friendship Episode 1: It Begins part 1

posted by DawnBright

"Books and Magic hold the answers" Dawn Bright

My Little Pony: Voyage of Friendship

Episode 1: It Begins part 1

Dawn panted as she cantered down the 거리 in Ponyville. Gotta to get to the Ponyville Hotel! She thought. She almost past it in her rush. She then bounded through the doors, up the marble stairs, and rapidly knocked on room 245’s door.

“Uncle Armor, Aunt Cadance, open up! It’s me, Dawn Bright,” Dawn shouted. She then heard hoofsteps and then her uncle, Shining Armor, opened the door and said, “Dawn Bright great of you- Dawn didn’t give him the chance to finish as she rushed in and hide behind a chair.

Aunt Cadance walked...

MLP 배트맨

added by AlexMusicLover

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Sweet Apple-Dash Acres ch. 1 prt. 2 사과, 애플 club

posted by Dragon4322

"I can do this on my own!"

When 사과 브랜디 noticed that her mare friend saw that she wasn't doing well, she came over to AJ. "Um...you..sure 당신 don't need my help?" "NO!" 사과 브랜디 yelled where every 조랑말 heard her. 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash felt embarrassed having her mare friend frustrated this way. "Here AJ, let me..." The Pegasus took Apple's club and placed it in the farmer's hooves. "I can do this on my own!!" She shouted at the 조랑말 trying to help her. At this moment all the other ponies stopped and watched as this was happening. A staff 조랑말 came up to 사과 브랜디 and said, " Miss, if 당신 can't control your anger I will have to escort 당신 off the course" 의해 this time 사과 브랜디 had no patience for any 조랑말 telling her what to do. She pointed the club at the pony's snout while angrily yelling "if 당신 keep telling me.." "Um AJ, lets just leave". "No! I wanna finish this dang hole!!! AND NO 조랑말 IS GONNA TELL ME OTHERWISE!!!" ......

Embarrassed Rainbow Dash

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무지개, 레인 보우 and 사과 브랜디 human

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MLP-humanized

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Sneaky Fluttershy

added by ChibiEmmy