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posted by BlondLionEzel
(Warning! This contains swearing!)

Hello and welcome to another Nick Rants! Today we're going to be ranting about a BUNCH of things about Disney's Descendants.

So let's get the plot. Four children of 디즈니 villains (They are the children of The Evil Queen, Maleficent, Jafar, and Cruella De Vil) are sent to Prep School to get reformed. As soon as I saw this trailer, I could tell the film would suck f*****g hard!

Well, let's talk about the problems with this!

#1 - If 당신 watch the trailer, why is it the troublemaker kids are mostly POC, and the Prep School kids are about 90% white? Unfortunate Implications much? I hope this was just a miscasting, 또는 else it proves that 디즈니 is still f*****g racist!

#2 - Why do they need to be "reformed" 의해 Prep School Jocks and Valley Bimbos?! Let's take individuals with 더 많이 character than just "nice" and make them into Mary Sues and Gary Stus!

#3 - The song for this movie was terrible! It felt like 1D made a collaboration with Justin Bieber! Blech!

#4 - The only characters with any sense of individuality are the villains and the villain's children, and the ones without individuality are the descendants of the good guys. Seriously?! The main kid is the son of Beast and Belle, which should mean a smart but kind of hard-to approach personality, but because preteen idiots like males with no character (cough cough, Flash F*****g Sentry!), we're making him the bland-as-f*****g-mayonnaise character!

#5 - 디즈니 got people from the High S**t School Musical to work on this. That's a sin on itself.

Well, this movie is going to suck and it shows that 디즈니 doesn't give a f**k about their TV movies, and that preteen girls will buy anything as long as there are bland, white male characters in it!
posted by Dragon-88
 Blazin's parents Scorchin' Navy and Searin' Navy. They are not siblings.
Blazin's parents Scorchin' Navy and Searin' Navy. They are not siblings.
Blazin' Blue is getting visited 의해 his parents, and after they meet his 초 girlfriend Princess Luna and their daughter Princess Nightshade, Luna wants to know 더 많이 about her boyfriend Blazin' 의해 inviting his parents (and him) to dinner, and later that same evening, as Celestia, Cadance, Shining Armor, and Princess Twilight take their seats, and the 표, 테이블 has been set...

Luna: So, was Blazin' always outgoing when it came to mares?

Searin'(Blazin's mom): Not really. He used to be scared of talking to any mare he saw. In fact, when he was a colt, and a filly wanted to be 프렌즈 with him, he...
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posted by octaviavsdjpon3
 the trotting dead
the trotting dead
my name is 무지개, 레인 보우 dash and i am only 6 years old when all this happened its late afternoon and were eating dinner. suddenly we hear groaning and chomps and blood flies on our window i go to look outside and then a zombie pops up and i was scared to death
i ran to my dad and then the zombie was cracking our window. good thing my dad had a gun in his
room and he gave a gun to my brother when he was 17 so my brother got his gun and shot the zombie through the window. it flew back and then we looked at her we noticed it was my sister.
we were all sad we boarded up the doors and the windows. then a zombie was in the back of our house down in the basement when we went down there the only weapons we had were 총 and one knife. i had nothing cause i was to little. it almost got my mom cause she was looking somewhere else. be in for part 2!!
posted by Seanthehedgehog
8 PM, the party just started at Hawkeye's house, and everypony was having a good time.

Hawkeye: *Turns on record player* Okay everypony, let's get some 음악 going on in here.

Song: link

Coffee Creme: Little Richard!
Hawkeye: Correct. Get some food, and dance!
Stylo: *Eating pretzels*
Jeff: *Eating hotdog*
Mirage: *Dancing with Coffee Creme*
Percy: *Drinking soda*
Gordon: *Enters house* How dare 당신 dance with my special somepony!
Hawkeye: 저기요 Gordon, who invited you?
Stylo: No one.
Hawkeye: So get out of here!
Gordon: No! I'm gonna party, and I'm gonna do it now! *Jumps onto snack table, and eats all...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
When Hawkeye, and Stylo got to their train, they saw Wilson, and Snowflake.

Hawkeye: I'm having a party at my house tonight at 8, and you're invited.
Wilson: Thanks Pierce. I just hope it's better than those parties we had in the Korean War.
Hawkeye: Thankfully I wasn't in the Korean War, so I wouldn't know what 당신 were talking about.
Stylo: Guess what.
Snowflake: What?
Stylo: Party at Hawkeye's at 8 tonight, and you're invited.
Snowflake: Thanks.
Stylo: Make sure 당신 tell Percy, and Jeff when 당신 see them.
Hawkeye: Stylo, Wilson says we can go now.
Stylo: On my way. *Runs to train*
Snowflake:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, and Anthony From Seanthehedgehog

Episode 55

Hawkeye's Party

August 25, 1956

At 6:55 AM, most of the ponies were heading to...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
When Metal Gloss arrived at the yards, she was with Hawkeye in the freight train from Denver.

Orion: *Waiting for Metal Gloss to get off train*
Hawkeye: *Stops train, and jumps out* This engine is low on fuel, get it to the fueling depot.
Orion: Why me?
Hawkeye: Because you're the closest pony.
Orion: Why don't 당신 do it? I have a message from Metal Gloss.
Hawkeye: What?
Orion: I said I have a-
Hawkeye: What's the message?!
Orion: Metal Gloss has to take engine 836 to the repair yards in Reno.
Hawkeye: Why not here?
Orion: They're occupied.
Hawkeye: Metal Gloss, Pete wants 당신 to take Engine 836...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, and Anthony From Seanthehedgehog

Episode 54

Nikki Saves The Day

August 21, 1956

One 일 in Pete's office.

Pete: *Signing papers*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
As Hawkeye, and Stylo were driving the train out of Cheyenne, Hawkeye was able to continue the story.

Hawkeye: Alright, so as I was saying, this 조랑말 named Anthony on Nikki's line was tricked 의해 Coffee Creme.
Stylo: Frenchy tricked someone?
Hawkeye: Yeah. But before I get to that, let's go over some things.

Hawkeye is narrating.

Roger was told to take a freight train out of Chicagoat, but he didn't want the job, and crashed his engines into a wall.

His boss talked to him, and told him to behave, 또는 else he would be fired. Now, he has to work in the yards, and Anthony was going to take over Roger's...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, and Anthony From Seanthehedgehog

Episode 53

Anthony, And The Important Passenger

August 20, 1956

Hawkeye was sitting with Stylo...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 51

Frenchies Do Not Like Pizza

August 13, 1956

Night time is very peaceful in Cheyenne. Many stars can be seen in the sky, and most of the time, the only thing 당신 can hear, are some of the trains going through town.

Song: link...
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added by tinkerbell66799
Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!!
added by Seanthehedgehog
Also starring some characters from Team Fortress 2.
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Gangster ponies in their cars waiting 의해 the train track
Gangster ponies in their cars waiting by the train track
Nicole was driving her train towards Archer Hill. Near the tracks were a bunch of gangsters waiting in their cars.

They were playing a song on one of the radios: link

Gangster 2: Here comes the train.
Gangster 3: Right on time.
Gangster 1: What are we going to take?
Gangster 6: Money 당신 idiot. We're robbing all the money from the passengers. Get to your cars, and let's go! *Drives down to train tracks*
Nicole: *Notices gangsters* Here we go. *Drives train faster*
Gangster 4: *Driving up to engine*
Nicole: *Leans out window* What do 당신 want?
Gangster 4: We want some money ma'am. Can 당신 stop the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Special Guest Stars

Nicole From Seanthehedgehog

Aurora Northwind From Alinah_09

Episode 50

Nicole's Mistake

August 21, 1955

Nicole has gone through many exciting adventures in her life when she used to work on the Northern Pacific. She was telling...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tonight was the night that Bob was going to take Emily out for dinner, but she didn't know that Bob was going to take her out.

Emily: *Sitting on 침상, 소파 읽기 newspaper*
Bob: *Enters apartment room* Hi Emily.
Emily: Hi Bob. How was your day?
Bob: Good. I got us reservations to a restaurant that we're going to tonight.
Emily: What? Why didn't 당신 tell me?
Bob: I did tell you. Last night, I asked 당신 if we were going out to dinner, and 당신 were just like, "Ugh!" So I figured 당신 wanted to go.
Emily: What gave 당신 that idea?
Bob: I thought 당신 were fed up with making dinner, so I decided it would...
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So I was just thinking about the mane six and their elements and blah blah blah. So anyway, I just want to share my opinion with 당신 guys. Honestly, I think the elements hold the whole story of MLP together. The elements are basically the foundation for Friendship is Magic. In the first episode, the elements were what defeated Nightmare Moon. They also defeated Discord and did some other stuff.. But what if the Elements did not exist? Would MLP be good, worse, 또는 better off without them? Sorry this was so short I kinda am slacking off on 기사 글쓰기 these days. What would MLP be like without the elements?
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Nicole
Nicole
Jeffery got the freight train to Portland on time. It was 3 AM when he arrived, and everything was dark. He was just about to uncouple his engines from the train, when he saw a mare laying close to the tracks, 의해 two Northern Pacific diesels. Why she was there seemed like a mystery to Jeff, so he decided to investigate.

Jeff: Who's there?
Mare: *Looks up* Do 당신 work for the Union Pacific?
Jeff: Yeah, and I'm proud of it.
Mare: Well I'm Nicole. My special somepony named Ike is with me in this locomotive. We ran out of fuel, and we're trying to get away.
Jeff: But why are 당신 here?
Nicole: We're...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Zack
Zack
The 다음 day, the station was all set up for the party. Everypony was there to celebrate, except Jeff. He was on his way back to Cheyenne from St. Foalis.

Zack: *Arrives at station* Hola everypony.
Ponies: Hey. *Cheering*
Metal Gloss: Zack, I'm so glad 당신 could make it. Let me introduce 당신 to some of the ponies I work with.
Zack: Sure.
Metal Gloss: This is Stylo.
Stylo: And if you're wondering, the last name is Bevaria.
Zack: Nice to meet 당신 Stylo.
Metal Gloss: This is my boss Pete.
Pete: I arranged this whole party for 당신 when Metal Gloss told me about 당신 getting out of jail.
Zack: Thank...
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의해 the 1920's, 음악 was beginning to change. Although most instruments were still being used from hundreds of years ago, they were being played in a different style.

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Many things were changing in The United States of Equestria during the 20's. Not only the music, but many inventions were being created, such as the radio, the car, the washing machine, and even advertising was invented.

Life was getting easier, but there were some downsides. The prohibition began, which outlawed alcohol, and many ponies began to form mafias. Crime was getting higher, and innocent ponies were being shot.

Despite...
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