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I was at Townhall, when I saw a big cargo plane pass 의해 me. It was decreasing it's altitude as it went towards the airport. Even though the plane was about to land, it seemed like it was getting too low to the ground, so I decided to go see what was going on.

Halligan: Almost there.
Pilot: *Lands on the runway* Now where do I put this bird?
Halligan: Put it in that hangar to our right.
Pilot: *Slowly turns to the right*
Sean: *Hiding 의해 a helicopter, and looks at the plane with his binoculars*
Pilot: *Stops the plane in the hangar, and turns off the engine*
Ponies: *Leaving the airplane*
Airport Security Pony: *Arrives* Hey, we didn't give 당신 permission to land here.
Halligan: *Grabs a syringe of the drug, and stabs the airport security 조랑말 with it*
Airport Security Pony: *Turning evil* ISIS rules.
Halligan: *Laughs*
ISIS Ponies: *Laughing*
Halligan: We want 당신 to stab every other 조랑말 working for security with what we stabbed you.
ISIS Pony: *Gets a 나무 상자, 상자 out of the plane*
Halligan: *Opens the crate*
Airport Security Pony: *Takes a syringe full of the drug*
Halligan: *Gives a backpack to the security pony* Fill this up with as many of those syringes as 당신 can.
Airport Security Pony: *Filling the backpack with syringes*
Halligan: Once 당신 finish stabbing all of the ponies in Airport Security, get everyone else in there.
Airport Security Pony: Yes sir.
Sean: *Arrives with his M249 Machine gun* 당신 gotta learn when to say no every once in a while.
Halligan: No every once in a while. *Runs away* Kill him!!
Sean: *Shoots the ISIS Ponies*
Airport Security Pony: *About to stab Sean with a syringe*
Sean: *Punches the security pony*
Airport Security Pony: *Turning back to normal* What happened?
Sean: 당신 were drugged 의해 ISIS. It seems, that 당신 turned back to normal when I punched you.
Airport Security Pony: That really hurts, but thanks.
Sean: *Goes to the airplane, and shows the security 조랑말 all of the syringes on board* Call the police. Make sure they get rid of every single one of these. Understand?
Airport Security Pony: Yes.
Sean: Good.

Not far away from the airport, Halligan went to a phone booth, and called his boss Duublar.

Halligan: Come on, come on, pick up!
Duublar: *Picks up the phone* Yes?
Halligan: We have a problem.
Duublar: Who is this?
Halligan: It's Halligan.
Duublar: Impossible. He never has a problem with his assignments.
Halligan: Will 당신 shut up, and listen?! There's a hedgehog running here with a gun, a big M249 Saw. He killed all of my teammates. I need backup.
Duublar: What about the drugs?
Halligan: They're probably being confiscated 의해 now.
Duublar: 당신 didn't try to get them?
Halligan: That hedgehog would've killed me if I stayed there.
Duublar: 당신 had a weapon to. Why didn't 당신 shoot him? I'll tell 당신 what. Since this is the very first time 당신 screwed up, I bet you're very embarrassed about it, so I'll send 당신 reinforcements with 85 crates full of our drug, for a price.
Halligan: 당신 want me to pay 당신 to get reinforcements, and 더 많이 of our drug?
Duublar: Yes. 98 Equestrian Dollars should do it.
Halligan: Where will I get the money?
Duublar: Stupid question. *Hangs up*
Halligan: What the hell?

2 B Continued
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Sunset Shimmer's car, stolen 의해 Braeburn
Sunset Shimmer's car, stolen by Braeburn
Braeburn was out of the tournament, and was very angry.

Sergi: *parks car*
Braeburn: *walks toward Sergi's car*
Apyr: We got company
Braeburn: *carrying baseball bat*
Sergi: Well, we're outta here *floors it*
Braeburn: Oh no 당신 don't!! *runs to car* Give me your car!!
Sunset Shimmer: No, get lost!
Braeburn: *hits Sunset Shimmer with bat*
Sunset Shimmer: *Knocked Out*
Braeburn: *steals car*

Sergi was driving toward the highway out of Canterlot

Braeburn: *gets behind Sergi*
Apyr: Are 당신 kidding me?
Sergi: What's the matter?
Apyr: Braeburn is following us!
Braeburn: GET BACK HERE!!
Police: *sees car chase*...
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posted by NeonInfernoLord
Funny how a town filled with so much joy could befall to such a deadly game…

It was total darkness in…wherever she was. Her eyes adjusted somewhat to it but as far as she knew she was in a hole. She tried to 옮기기 but she realized her entire lower body was encased inside of something. It was so snug until the point that she couldn't even feel her lower body.

"H-hello!? Rarity!? Scootaloo!?" Sweetie Belle screamed out but couldn't make anything out in the vacant abyss. She let out little whimpers as another voice rang from her side.

"S-sweetie Belle, I'm right here!" The voice of Scootaloo rang...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
A lot of people think Moonraker is the worst Bond film, but what about Nightmare Moonraker?

We begin in western europe, as an airplane with ponies that are learning to skydive is flying 30,000 feet above the air

Russian pony: I have never done this before. Have you?
Con: No.
Russian pony: Oh 당신 from United States of Equestria?
Con: Yeah. So is this 조랑말
Luna: Hi.
Russian pony: Hello *casts a spell*
Con: What are 당신 doing?
Russian pony: *turns luna evil*
Nightmare moon: *grabs parachutes*
Con: What did 당신 do?
Russian pony: I turned Luna evil!
Con: 당신 sick asshole *hits russian*
Russian pony:...
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Hello. I have been hearing from a lot of bronies that Princess Celestia is a troll. There are a lot of reasons to mark that, so I will show 당신 them.

Reason one: In The Ticket Master, she gave Twilight Sparkle only two tickets when she already knew that she has 5 friends. Twilight Sparkle was stressing out for nothing in the end.

Reason two: When Twilight Sparkle was talking to Princess Celestia about when she banished Luna to the moon, Celestia tried to change the subject, saying, ''Go make some friends!''. This redirected her attention.

Reason three: In the episode Bird In A Hoof, Mrs. Cake...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
They reached the house, but it seemed vacant.

Harry: Let's check in the alley. *goes in*
Peter: *follows*
Harry: *looks in house*
Peter: 당신 see anyone?
Harry: Yeah *looks at mare* And she's naked.
hobos: *hit Harry* What do 당신 think you're doing perv? We oughta call the cops on you!
Harry: I am the cops
hobos: *beat up Harry*
Peter: That's enough! San Franciscolt Police Department!
hobos: *stand near wall*
Harry: Let them go. We gotta check somewhere else.
operator: Inspector 71, 당신 there?
Harry: Yeah. What's up?
operator: We've got a 신고 of a 조랑말 trying to commit suicide on the TransEquestria...
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*This story shall be divided into two parts, both of them bearing a similar aspect to the 초 story of 신데렐라 II: Dreams Come True. I hope that 당신 will all enjoy this. I apologize for it being too long.*

It was a great sunny 일 in Ponyville. Everyone was doing their usual business, whether it be doing work, talking to others, 또는 just relaxing their 일 away. As we get to the schoolhouse, we see the little colts and fillies come running out of the door. But why? Because school was out for the summer! Everyone there was very happy to leave so they could hang out with each other 더 많이 often....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
In case 당신 are wondering, ani is korean for no.

Three old blind stallions were walking alongside a 거리 to a club. They were all walking with canes making sure they weren't going to hit anything. They kept walking until they saw a 조랑말 get in a red sports car. Yes, the stallions were old, but they weren't blind. As the 조랑말 was getting in his sports car the stallions shot him. Then they got in a old hearse, and drove away. "One agent down two to go." the driver said. "Who are we killing next?" the 주황색, 오렌지 stallion asked. "Our 다음 target is a yellow Alicorn that lives right here." The driver...
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Stormy: That's enough Discord!!
Discord: nothing is enough for me!
Score: (picks up Nikki and takes her behind some bushes) I'm so sorry Nikki, *sniff* hang on there! (Goes back to fight)
Stormy: Your never gonna get away with this!
Discord: I already got away with this! BWAHAHAHAHA!!
Score: Well? What are 당신 waiting for? Stab me if 당신 can.
Discord: Very Well, (picks up Score) ready?
Score: Rea-
Stormy: WAIT!!!!
Score: Stormy?! What are 당신 doing?!?
Stormy: Listen Discord, 당신 are-
Discord: So powerful? So Handsome? So evil?
Stormy: uhhh..no
Discord: Then what am I?
Score: Don't listen to her! Stab me!...
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posted by savana89
"rain bow dash!!!"
"hu pinky? what is it?"
"your sister is back"
"WHAT BUT HOW!!!!"
"i dont know shes coming-(passes out on grond)
"hello dashy my little sister WHO PUT A CURS ON ME AND BAND ME WITH YOUR 프렌즈 but i forgive 당신 now"
"uh.....i missed you?"
"aw i missed 당신 to do 당신 need any help dashy"
"ya can 당신 um(looks aroud) can 당신 clear all the clouds for me?"
"oh yes dashy(flys away)"
"i need to tell that egg head"
LATER
"SPIKE,take a leter"
"ok"
"D-"
"ill do it"
"ok"
"dear princesses, my sister is back 당신 must come save us befor it happens from rain bow"
"hmm that was sort"
"whatever"
"oh dear sister whats going on ARE 당신 SENDING A LETTER TO THE PRINESSES!!!"
"no no not at all(spikes sends the leter) its a letter to my... docter"
"ok dashy ill be back!"
Back with the story......

Pixel: So what u- Ow!
Score: What happen?
Pixel: A stupid TW scratched me...
Score: *gasp* Are 당신 okay?
Pixel: Yea....but it's bleeding..
Score: Don't worry, I know somepony who can help
Pixel: Really? Who?
Score: AZURA!!!
Azura: yes?
Score: Do 당신 have any bandages?
Azura: yes, I do. Do 당신 need some?
Score: Yep

After Azura put some bandages on Pixel, Score explained everything that was happening, and asked him if he wanted to join, he said he was. Later, Score introduced her 프렌즈 to Pixel.

Brawny: Welcome to the herd brother
Pixel: *laughs*
Stormy: okay, now what?
Cotton Swirls:...
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Greetings, fellow Bronies, it's me again, 글쓰기 another piece of my thoughts. Today, it's going to be about the stuff made 의해 Hasbro.

That's right! I'm going to tell about the toys! Now, don't get me wrong, I understand why they made them. This show was targetted to little children, so it was obvious that there were going to be toys based of that. But, that's what it means for me.

I'm not going to condem you, Bronies who have toys of the Mane Six and others, but I'm going to talk about my opinion about it.

For me, it's a little akward to see grown men playing with 5 Centimeter long bright colored...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
added by karinabrony
Source: Equestria Daily
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor, tumblr, deviantart
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 23

All For None, and None For All

May 10, 1953

It was a beautiful 일 in Cheyenne. Orion was waiting to drive a train, when Pete arrived.

Orion: Good morning sir.
Pete: Orion, I decided to change your job.
Orion: Oh no. What have 당신 done?
Pete: You're...
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Dear Diary,

Today, I had a good adventure with my friends. The bad thing about it, though, was, somepony said "Let's go this way!" And I said "No! Let's go this way!" We were all confused and most of us didn't understand anypony, but at least I had a adventure!

From, Twilight Sparkle.

Dear Diary,
Today, I went to go with my 프렌즈 to complete a obstacle course that everypony in Ponyville had to go across. I got past it, but I didn't win the race. I wasn't in first place. I was in third place. But third wasn't last. Twelfth was, but I came in like it was first if there were twelve spots!

From, Twilight SParkle
Spike:Oh,man!I don't want to live anymore without my beautiful Harmony!
Peter:Well,I told 당신 that 당신 should......
Spike:Oh,why the 건초 don't 당신 stop talking?Shut up,Greg!
Peter:Actually,my name is Peter.
Spike:I don't care.Give me more.
Peter:There isn't ''more''.You drink 1000 bottles.
Spike:Ugh,then I will go to the Casino!
Peter:I will not let you.
Spike:I will remember to get 당신 a mice hole,for 당신 to hide,before I kill you.
Peter:Uh,go on,sir.I know the best casino in town...
Spike:Now that's better!
Peter:That way,sir...
Spike:Thanks.Now,bye!
Peter:*puts hoof in head*

Meanwhile at Rarity....
Rarity:Uh,Harmony...
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Spike:Peter,another drink.
Peter:My friend,you had enough for today!
Spike:Hey,you want my money,you don"t care about me!
Peter:I care about you.We have 20 years that know each other.Now,if 당신 want,I can give 당신 a job and..
Spike:No,I want more..More and more...
Jordan:Hey,we are men,and we are going to drink.I will give this man a drink.
Spike:Thanks man!
Jordan:No problem!I get what 당신 are passing!Do 당신 have children and a wife?
Spike:*sigh*Not anymore.
Jordan:Better!Now don"t worry.Drink as much as 당신 want.
Spike:Nah,I got to go!
Jordan:Then,see ya!
Spike:*enters in a casino*
Worker:We're closed!You...
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