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I was at Townhall, when I saw a big cargo plane pass 의해 me. It was decreasing it's altitude as it went towards the airport. Even though the plane was about to land, it seemed like it was getting too low to the ground, so I decided to go see what was going on.

Halligan: Almost there.
Pilot: *Lands on the runway* Now where do I put this bird?
Halligan: Put it in that hangar to our right.
Pilot: *Slowly turns to the right*
Sean: *Hiding 의해 a helicopter, and looks at the plane with his binoculars*
Pilot: *Stops the plane in the hangar, and turns off the engine*
Ponies: *Leaving the airplane*
Airport Security Pony: *Arrives* Hey, we didn't give 당신 permission to land here.
Halligan: *Grabs a syringe of the drug, and stabs the airport security 조랑말 with it*
Airport Security Pony: *Turning evil* ISIS rules.
Halligan: *Laughs*
ISIS Ponies: *Laughing*
Halligan: We want 당신 to stab every other 조랑말 working for security with what we stabbed you.
ISIS Pony: *Gets a 나무 상자, 상자 out of the plane*
Halligan: *Opens the crate*
Airport Security Pony: *Takes a syringe full of the drug*
Halligan: *Gives a backpack to the security pony* Fill this up with as many of those syringes as 당신 can.
Airport Security Pony: *Filling the backpack with syringes*
Halligan: Once 당신 finish stabbing all of the ponies in Airport Security, get everyone else in there.
Airport Security Pony: Yes sir.
Sean: *Arrives with his M249 Machine gun* 당신 gotta learn when to say no every once in a while.
Halligan: No every once in a while. *Runs away* Kill him!!
Sean: *Shoots the ISIS Ponies*
Airport Security Pony: *About to stab Sean with a syringe*
Sean: *Punches the security pony*
Airport Security Pony: *Turning back to normal* What happened?
Sean: 당신 were drugged 의해 ISIS. It seems, that 당신 turned back to normal when I punched you.
Airport Security Pony: That really hurts, but thanks.
Sean: *Goes to the airplane, and shows the security 조랑말 all of the syringes on board* Call the police. Make sure they get rid of every single one of these. Understand?
Airport Security Pony: Yes.
Sean: Good.

Not far away from the airport, Halligan went to a phone booth, and called his boss Duublar.

Halligan: Come on, come on, pick up!
Duublar: *Picks up the phone* Yes?
Halligan: We have a problem.
Duublar: Who is this?
Halligan: It's Halligan.
Duublar: Impossible. He never has a problem with his assignments.
Halligan: Will 당신 shut up, and listen?! There's a hedgehog running here with a gun, a big M249 Saw. He killed all of my teammates. I need backup.
Duublar: What about the drugs?
Halligan: They're probably being confiscated 의해 now.
Duublar: 당신 didn't try to get them?
Halligan: That hedgehog would've killed me if I stayed there.
Duublar: 당신 had a weapon to. Why didn't 당신 shoot him? I'll tell 당신 what. Since this is the very first time 당신 screwed up, I bet you're very embarrassed about it, so I'll send 당신 reinforcements with 85 crates full of our drug, for a price.
Halligan: 당신 want me to pay 당신 to get reinforcements, and 더 많이 of our drug?
Duublar: Yes. 98 Equestrian Dollars should do it.
Halligan: Where will I get the money?
Duublar: Stupid question. *Hangs up*
Halligan: What the hell?

2 B Continued
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Wheels of Evil – Part 11


The doorbell rang. The turquoise unicorn idled on the porch for several minutes. There was no answer. She rang the doorbell again and again. After a while, the door opened for a bit. Only for a gap…

“Oh, Lyra… I didn’t expect 당신 today…”

“Hello, Doctor! I came to see if there’s anything I can do to help.” Lyra explains happily. “How’s the reconstruction going?”

“Good… Good…” the brown earth 조랑말 replies abstractedly.

“Oh, great! Sooo… Can I take a look?”

“No… I… this is a very delicate stage right now… listen, I’m very busy…”...
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Ok before 당신 read the fanfic I want 당신 guys to know that I will only be posting the first chapter as of right now. I know I 게시됨 it a while 이전 but I made some changes to it. I also 게시됨 it to get some feedback. This is only the first chapter of the first 1/4 of the story. The amount of pages in the first 1/4 of the story is actually 20 pages, so thats why I am posting it chapter 의해 chapter. Feel free to tell me what 당신 think and If 당신 have any suggestions 또는 see any errors please let me know. I am turning this in as part of one of my assignments in school and I would like to make it...
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 Anti-tank gun
Anti-tank gun
Green Flame sees that the enemy leader is 퀸 Chrysalis and her army is the changelings, they had 로스트 their shape shifting power, which made them an easy target for Green. He silently clicked the hammer back on his 소총 and pulled the trigger, Flame saw the changeling fall down quickly after the shot.

The other changelings responded 의해 signaling to the tank drivers to 불, 화재 at Green Flame. all this noise caused Pin Tail to wake up and get the 2 troops up. They came to Flame's assistance while carrying their anti-tank artillery gun and set it into position. After a few rounds of their 대포 the tanks & changelings in them were all destroyed in only a few minutes. "Was that the enemy?" Green Flame asked Pin Tail. "Not anymore" Tail smiled as he told his friend.
Okay so this is a parody of the movie 왓치맨 if 당신 haven`t seen it. 당신 should, it`s a great movie. It`ll have:
사과 브랜디 as Rorshach,
Fluttershy as Nite owl II,
Pinkie Pie as The Comedian,
Twilight Sparkle as Dr.Manhattan,
무지개, 레인 보우 dash as Ozymandias, and
Rarity as Silk Spectre II.


Excerpt from chapter one:
Rorshach: Dog carcass in an alley way this morning, hoove track on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me, I have seen it`s true face. The streets are extended gutters, and the drains are full of blood and when the gutters finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up around their waists, and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!!!" and I`ll whisper "neigh"
My Little Pony,
My Little 조랑말 ,
What is friendship all about?
My Little Pony,
My Little Pony,
Friendship is magic!
(My Little Pony)
I used to wander what friendship could be,
(My Little Pony)
Until 당신 all shared this magic with me.
When I was young I was to busy to make any friends.
Such silliness did not seem worth the effort it expends.
But my little ponies 당신 opened up my eyes.
And now the truth is crystal clear as spendid summer skies.
And it's such a wonderful surprise.
(My Little Pony)
I used to wonder what friendship could be,
(My Little Pony)
Until 당신 all shared its magic with me.
When danger...
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Discord: rarity i know u would hate to be a filly (makes rarity be a filly)
filly rarity: 저기요 u can't do that!!!
Discord: i just did!


Discord: fluttershy i know u will be crying after this!!
Fluttershy: i no i won't u big dumb MEANIE!!!!!!
Discord: oopsie (makes fluttershy be a filly)
filly fluttershy: Hey!!!! (crys)


Discord: 무지개, 레인 보우 dash u have 2 choices 1 i make u be a filly. 2 i kill u what will it be?
Rainbow: none!!!
Discord: oh well i picked for u! (makes 무지개, 레인 보우 a filly)

filly dash: 저기요 u can't do that! (kicks Discord)
Discord: (kicks 무지개, 레인 보우 back)


Discord: Now that i got u all u have a timer for how long u have to be a filly forever!!!!!!!!!

to be continued.................
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Hi Everpony! :) I am bored so I am going to write and 기사 about why 무지개, 레인 보우 dash is my 가장 좋아하는 조랑말 so yeah... Ok here we go.

One of the main reasons why she is my 가장 좋아하는 is her eye color. She is the only one of the main six with Magenta eyes. I also like the fact that her tail and mane are the 색깔 of the rainbow. :)

Another reason why I like her so much is that she is a daredevil. I know she does brag sometimes about how awesome she is but most people do that at some point in their life. I have to admit I am not a Dare Devil at all! I hate getting into trouble... I'm also very shy....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: And no, we didn't forget to do this, like we did in the last episode.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: For May 2015, the Brony Of The 월 award goes to NocturnalMirage.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Tom: If 당신 were to compare this guy to a car company, he would be Ford.
Master Sword: Both are very popular.
Tom: And now, for...
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posted by Canada24
MEANWHILE:

Sweetie Belle: (seen eating various cupcakes, that AppleBloom givin her) Umm.. These are delicious.

AppleBloom: Well.. Ah'll let 당신 in on the secret... Y'all know how ah'm always telling Diamond Tiera that ah'll "make something of her" someday.

Sweetie Belle: ... (gasps) are 당신 saying 당신 KILLED Diamond Tiera.. And are serving her caresses for lunch

AppleBloom: ... Maybe

SweetieBelle: ...... Cool! (containues eating)



That's the end of the chapter..
Now just making 랜덤 words to make this 기사 long enough....
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash went back to the house, but when she got in there, she was in for a big surprise.

Song: link

Scootaloo: *Chasing Jeff The Killer inside the house with a big knife*
Jeff: NO! You're supposed to go to sleep.

Okay, she wasn't really surprised. It was 더 많이 like confusion when she saw me chasing some weird human with the ability to speak.

Rainbow Dash: Uh Scootaloo? What's going on?
Scootaloo: Not now. I gotta get this idiot out of here.
Jeff: *To 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash* Ma'am, about your daughter-
Rainbow Dash: Sister.
Jeff: Yes. About your sister. TELL HER TO GO TO SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
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