마이 리틀 포니 우정은 마법 Article: On The Block Episode 15 Part 4

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic 무지개, 레인 보우 as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Celestia was sitting at her 책상, 데스크 when Derpy appeared.

Derpy: I'd like to inform 당신 about something important. You're sitting at a desk.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Yes I can see that 당신 cross-eyed freak. I f***ing hate you. The news 당신 give me, is stupid. Last week 당신 informed me that my mane was moving 의해 itself. I know that!
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Due to your retardation, you're fired. *Bangs hoof on desk* FIRED!! *Bangs hoof on desk* FIRED!! *Bangs hoof on desk* FIRED!!
Derpy: *Sad* But who will take over my job?
Celestia: Anyone that isn't you.
Derpy: How come 당신 don't want me?
Celestia: Because you're an idiot. 당신 have no common sense, and we all hate you.
Derpy: But Chrysler, and Jonathan said they liked me.
Celestia: That's because they're retards, like you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Now get out of here.

Derpy left, just as soon at Twilight Sparkle arrived.

Twilight: Man, what the hell was all that noise?
Celestia: Derpy has been fired.
Twilight: At least 당신 actually did something right around here.
Audience: Oooh.
Celestia: And what is that supposed to mean?
Twilight: Don't 당신 remember anything man?!
Celestia: The only bad thing I can remember doing is having 당신 as my student.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: And don't forget about giving me the voice of Ice Cube. People think I'm a stallion now, because of it.
Celestia: Would 당신 prefer to have the voice of James Earl Jones?
Twilight: Well, since I was in a 별, 스타 Wars parody as the main villian yes. *Looks at audience* Hint, Hedgehog In Ponyville!
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Can 당신 leave so I can get my new informant?
Twilight: Yeah, whatever man. I'm gonna go smoke bongs with Luna anyway.
Audience: *Laughing*

Four 분 later, Timothy arrived.

Timothy: Hello Princess, I have some wonderful news for you.
Celestia: I'm listening.
Timothy: I'm your new informant.
Celestia: I thought 당신 said this would be good news.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: You're worse then Derpy! I thought I would get someone better then her, like Chrysler!
Saten Twist: 당신 want a car for an informant?
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Derpy: *Returns*
Audience: *Cheering*
Derpy: May I have my informant job back please? It's really boring not being here.
Celestia: Yes. Your uesless information is much better then Timothy's idiocracy.
Audience: *Laughing*
Timothy: *Leaves*
Derpy: Now that I'm back, I have an important 질문 to ask you. Do 당신 want fries with that?
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Yes, so I can shove them up your ass. That was a stupid question!
Derpy: But you're glad I'm back, right?
Celestia: Of course.
Audience: *Clapping, and cheering*

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Poet Stories-Roses are Red

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PP and PP

Intro-Hello im Ink a writer of ponyville and this is my friend Olliehooves we will be 글쓰기 a story well like a poem.

It was a bright 일 in the village of equestria,birds were chirping and ponies were talking.Except one 담홍색, 핑크 pony.She had been sulking around,until a blue 조랑말 walked up to her."Hi what's up?"The blue stallion said,he had a pointy horn."Oh hi...I'm Pinkie"pinkie said perking up,she said greeting him."Nice name mine is Pokey Pierce!"he said slightly blushing.-Roses are Red...-
"Cool name,you like ballons cause 당신 need a super duper party!"Pinkie said giggling."Gah... I usually...

Twilight's Student Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

General Itov

This is a spin off of my Hedgehog In Ponyville series. It takes place between Discorded, and The Great Escape.

Theme song: link

Twilight's Student

For a long time, Twilight Sparkle has been evil, and has been working for a human scientist named Dr. Robotnik. He came from a world far away called Mobius.

Together, they created an army of Changelings, Griffons, and human soldiers known as Nazis.

After arresting Sean the hedgehog, 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash, Princess Celestia, and a group of other ponies, Twilight Sparkle was sent to Russia, to kill a Russian general.

However, as Twilight was doing this, she would...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 45 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Later that day, it was getting dark. It was time for them to go home, but they didn't care. Hawkeye, Stylo, Percy, Jeff, Orion, Pete, and Wilson were playing poker.

Hawkeye: Alright, let's start the betting.
Orion: 당신 got it. I'm putting in two dollars.
Percy: *Waiting*
Wilson: It's your turn Percy.
Percy: I'm thinking.
Wilson: Well hurry up.
Percy: Fine, I call. *Puts in two dollars*
Wilson: Fold.
Percy: 당신 were rushing me just so 당신 could fold?
Wilson: I didn't have a good hand.
Jeff: I see your two, and raise 당신 four. *Puts six dollars in*
Pete: I call. *Puts in four dollars*
Stylo: Unfortunately,...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 44 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Louis continued 글쓰기 his letter to another 조랑말 named Clint Eastwood.

You would be great 프렌즈 with Stylo. He was once a worker on the Southern Pacific Railway, before coming to 가입하기 the Union Pacific. He's a very nice pony, and is also good at his job. I remember Hawkeye telling me about how he managed to get a heavy freight over Sherman Hill, which is much harder then it sounds. He had three diesels pulling the train, and was low on sand.

Stylo: Orion, we're low on sand.
Orion: Oh, don't worry, I know.
Stylo: 당신 knew this entire time, and 당신 didn't even tell me?!
Orion: Yeah. I used...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 42 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Drunk bus driver

Orion, Pete, and Mirage went out of the station to see the bus driver.

Orion: See? He's pulling into our station now.
Pete: And taking our passengers away.
Bus Driver: I'm a bus, I'm a bus, I'm a bus, I HATE TRAINS!!!
Mirage: He's really drunk. How come he hasn't crashed yet?
Pete: Who knows?
Orion: I can make him crash if 당신 want.
Pete: No, that won't be necessary.
Ponies: *Getting into bus*
Bus Driver: *Driving away* I'm a bus, I'm a bus, I'm a bus, *Points at Pete* I HATE YOU!!!
Pete: Okay, make him crash.
Orion: The pleasure is all mine.
Pete: As for 당신 Mirage, I want 당신 to work in the train...

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Aqua Marine's journeys

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Aqua Marine trotted out of her apartment, carrying her suitcase, with her pet, Quack at her side. She took one last long look at the 거리 outside her apartment. Even though the sun was just beginning to rise, the busy Manehattan 거리 was already bustling with ponies on their way to work, and taxies. she took one last longing look at her bracelet her friend made her, and with Quack at her side, spread her wings and took off to the skies. Good-bye Manehattan, hello Ponyville.

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 40 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Hawkeye, Coffee Creme, and Percy continued on their way to Denver.

Hawkeye: We'll get there soon.
Percy: How's the fuel?
Hawkeye: We got half a tender full of coal, and we're a quarter empty on water.
Coffee Creme: Now that we got the info on our fuel down, how about getting 더 많이 우주 in this cab? There's a reason only two ponies are needed to drive a steam locomotive.
Hawkeye: How about 당신 stand on the tender?
Coffee Creme: Never mind. I'll stay in here with you.
Hawkeye: A smart decision. Now, we should be going downhill for a while. Let's cruise down, and not use any fuel, 또는 the brakes....