Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic 무지개, 레인 보우 as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Celestia was sitting at her 책상, 데스크 when Derpy appeared.

Derpy: I'd like to inform 당신 about something important. You're sitting at a desk.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Yes I can see that 당신 cross-eyed freak. I f***ing hate you. The news 당신 give me, is stupid. Last week 당신 informed me that my mane was moving 의해 itself. I know that!
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Due to your retardation, you're fired. *Bangs hoof on desk* FIRED!! *Bangs hoof on desk* FIRED!! *Bangs hoof on desk* FIRED!!
Derpy: *Sad* But who will take over my job?
Celestia: Anyone that isn't you.
Derpy: How come 당신 don't want me?
Celestia: Because you're an idiot. 당신 have no common sense, and we all hate you.
Derpy: But Chrysler, and Jonathan said they liked me.
Celestia: That's because they're retards, like you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Now get out of here.

Derpy left, just as soon at Twilight Sparkle arrived.

Twilight: Man, what the hell was all that noise?
Celestia: Derpy has been fired.
Twilight: At least 당신 actually did something right around here.
Audience: Oooh.
Celestia: And what is that supposed to mean?
Twilight: Don't 당신 remember anything man?!
Celestia: The only bad thing I can remember doing is having 당신 as my student.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: And don't forget about giving me the voice of Ice Cube. People think I'm a stallion now, because of it.
Celestia: Would 당신 prefer to have the voice of James Earl Jones?
Twilight: Well, since I was in a 별, 스타 Wars parody as the main villian yes. *Looks at audience* Hint, Hedgehog In Ponyville!
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Can 당신 leave so I can get my new informant?
Twilight: Yeah, whatever man. I'm gonna go smoke bongs with Luna anyway.
Audience: *Laughing*

Four 분 later, Timothy arrived.

Timothy: Hello Princess, I have some wonderful news for you.
Celestia: I'm listening.
Timothy: I'm your new informant.
Celestia: I thought 당신 said this would be good news.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: You're worse then Derpy! I thought I would get someone better then her, like Chrysler!
Saten Twist: 당신 want a car for an informant?
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Derpy: *Returns*
Audience: *Cheering*
Derpy: May I have my informant job back please? It's really boring not being here.
Celestia: Yes. Your uesless information is much better then Timothy's idiocracy.
Audience: *Laughing*
Timothy: *Leaves*
Derpy: Now that I'm back, I have an important 질문 to ask you. Do 당신 want fries with that?
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Yes, so I can shove them up your ass. That was a stupid question!
Derpy: But you're glad I'm back, right?
Celestia: Of course.
Audience: *Clapping, and cheering*