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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Back at the train station, Pete was waiting to go to a meeting.

Pete: *Checking clock*
Percy: *stops inspection car on platform* Pete, we have something important to tell you!
Pete: Alright, but get that car out of the way. A train could be coming here soon.
Percy: *Moving inspection car out of way*
Pete: *Goes to bench, and sits on it*
Percy & Jeff: *Walk onto station platform*
Pete: What is it?
Percy: We were fixing track on Sherman Hill, like 당신 told us to do, but some ponies in the mafia came, and attacked us.
Pete: That can't be good. We need to fix that track right away. If we don't get it fixed, we can't get any trains to go up the hill.
Jeff: We're aware of that Pete. Now, how do we stop those gangsters?
Pete: 당신 mean the mafia?
Jeff: Same thing.
Pete: I know a good friend that can help us. I'll go call him right now. *Goes to office*
Stylo: Jeff, do 당신 have any money that I can borrow?
Jeff: Why do 당신 want to borrow money?
Stylo: Pierce keeps winning it from me in poker.
Jeff: Can't 당신 quit?
Stylo: No. I need that money back now.
Jeff: I can't help you.
Stylo: Aw, please?
Jeff: Nope.

Meanwhile in Pete's office

Pete: Hello, Michael?
Michael: Pete? What's up?
Pete: I have to 취소하기 our meeting. The mafia is attacking us, and we need to fix some track.
Michael: Okay. What time do 당신 want to postpone the meeting to?
Pete: 다음 friday sounds good.
Michael: Okay. Good luck with those gangsters.
Pete: Mafia.
Michael: Same thing. *Hangs up*
Pete: Now, to make another call. *Dialing number*
Magnum: *Answers phone* Hello.
Pete: Magnum, it's me Pete Reimer.
Magnum: Peter! How are 당신 my friend?
Pete: Not too bad, but I have a problem. The mafia is attacking us, and they won't let us fix this section of track on Sherman Hill. We need help.
Magnum: Why not call the police?
Pete: They keep getting killed. We need something better then Cheyenne's Finest.
Magnum: How about a tank?
Pete: A tank?! You're crazy.
Magnum: Relax. There's going to be no ammo for the guns. Just drive up to them, scare them, and they won't bother 당신 at all.
Pete: What kind of tank did 당신 have in mind?
Magnum: A Sherman. I was just fixing this tank that got back from Korea last year. 당신 can have it in thirty minutes.
Pete: Sure. Thanks. *Hangs up*
Hawkeye: *arrives* Percy told me 당신 were having trouble with the mafia.
Pete: Relax, I got the problem to get rid of those scumbags.
Hawkeye: Did 당신 call the cops?
Pete: No. Even better.
Hawkeye: The police?!
Pete: No. A friend of mine is going to bring in a Sherman tank.
Hawkeye: 당신 have really gone crazy.
Pete: Nope. It wasn't my idea.
Hawkeye: You're still crazy.
Pete: Bullshit. Now get out of here, I'm going to make an announcement.
Hawkeye: *Leaves office*
Pete: *On speaker* Attention everypony. A tank will be here in thirty minutes. Under no circumstances are 당신 to touch it. I will use it to scare away the mafia, and then it goes back to it's rightful owner. Do not go near the tank at all!

Everypony understood, but Gordon and Coffee Creme were not around to hear the message. They would arrive at the station from Kimball Nebraska.

2 B continued
 Sherman tank (Ammunition not included)
Sherman tank (Ammunition not included)
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Andre Maturette
Andre Maturette
The first night at the infirmary, 빠삐용 was sleeping with the rest of the prisoners. Then he woke up, and saw one of the ponies working at the infirmary named Andre Maturette awake in his bed.

Prisoner 1: *Opens door*
Andre: *Staring at prisoner*
Prisoner 2: *Looks at 꽃 in vase, and takes one out*
Prisoner 1: *Takes flower, and shows it to Andre*
Andre: *Moves back an inch*
Prisoner 1: *Puts 꽃 in Andre's mouth*
Prisoner 2: *Looks around room*
Papillon: *Turns his face away so that the prisoners won't know that he's awake*
Prisoner 2: *Looks back at Andre*
Papillon: *Slowly turns...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Ralphie's school
Ralphie's school
When I got to school, one of my classmates got the idea to put on fake teeth as a prank for our teacher, Miss. Shields. He had fake teeth for us all, and we thought it would be a good idea at the time.

Ralphie: *Putting in fake teeth*
Student 3: She's coming, quick.
Students: *Getting to their seats while snickering*
Miss. Shields: Settle down class.
Students: *Stops snickering*
Miss. Shields: *Writing her name on the board* Good morning class.
Students: Good morning Miss. Shields! *Laughing*
Miss. Shields: *Staring at students*
Students: *Putting their heads down so Miss. Shields can't see the...
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Scootaloo: Whatever they decide AppleBloom. We're here for you.
SB: Yeah, even if it changes things forever and ever.
Scootaloo: Yeah. Because either way. We've been though worse.

CUTAWAY (spoof towards my OWN story):
Spike: Wait, are 당신 drunk.
Ditto: (drunk) I've been out he-(hiccup)-re for a WHile.. Who here thinks I can kick my own ass!?
SB: (raises hoof into the air, as to vote for a "yes").
Ditto: (gags).
Scoot: Are 당신 gonna be sick mister?
Ditto: Yes. I need to. B But then I'll be back.. T To tell y'all my plans.. (runs off).
(PLEASE STAND 의해 SCREEN).
Ditto: (flies into view, but still holding...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are 프렌즈 live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Warner Brothers is at it again!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: What did they do this time?
Master Sword: They want to sue us for ripping off this TV show they created called F Troop, even though they gave us permission to do it.
Tom: What?
Master Sword: In one of our skits, The Story Of Corporal Agarn, it's based off of F Troop, and Warner Brothers created that...
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posted by BlondLionEzel
This episode made up for "Putting Your Hoof Down". I'm dead serious. It's just that good.

The episode starts with 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash getting all of the Pegasus in Ponyville to help her propel water up to Cloudsdale. Now, everypony shows up except for...Fluttershy.

Fluttershy has stage fright after being bullied in her childhood. 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash convinces Fluttershy, in a very kind way (kudos to 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash) and Fluttershy joins.

When they practice, each Pegasus must get a score of 10.0 Wingpower. When Fluttershy begins to fly, a pair of bully ponies start to laugh at her. This causes Fluttershy's wingpower...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
While Burt was with Emily, Bob got another patient in his office. It was a 조랑말 dressed as a clown.

Bob: So, what exactly can I help 당신 with?
Clown: I'm always tired of everypony making fun of me.
Bob: What do 당신 mean 의해 that?
Clown: Everypony keeps laughing at me!
Bob: That's the problem?
Clown: Yes!
Bob: Did 당신 ever think about why they're laughing at you?
Clown: No, that's why I came to see you.
Bob: Did 당신 ever realize that the reason they laugh at 당신 is because of what 당신 do?
Clown: What are 당신 talking about?
Bob: They way 당신 dress, what 당신 do for a living, and some of the things that...
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posted by XxJessicaHxX
 Crystal Cake
Crystal Cake
Hey Everyone. I'm XxJessciaxX from YouTube so be sure to check out my videos! Here's my Fanfiction. Enjoy! :)

One 일 in the castle, 퀸 Coco 딸기 was giving birth to a foal. She looked at the 낳다, 새끼 after she was born and said for the guards to take her newborn filly to a house in 조랑말 Ville. The Guards did as they were told.

The newborn filly was taken in 의해 a nice family. Her mother was 캔디 Cake and her father was Brown Cake. So then the newborn filly was named Crystal Cake.

Only her parents knew her secret and wanted to keep it hidden. Will Crystal ever find out the truth about her past?

Thanks Chapter 1 might be up today!
posted by Seanthehedgehog
After being promoted 의해 Pete, Percy went to wait with Hawkeye, and Stylo.

Hawkeye: What's with the sticker you're wearing?
Percy: Pete put that on there to let everypony that I'm now an engineer on this line.
Stylo: Ah, congratulations on the promotion.
Percy: Thank you.
Gordon: *Arrives* What the fuck is this? 당신 have enough room to let Percy sit with you, but 당신 won't let me sit with you?
Hawkeye: What can we say? You're fatter, and much 더 많이 rude then Percy.
Gordon: Why are 당신 wearing a sticker? What are you, three?
Percy: Read it, and find out.
Gordon: *Reading sticker* New engineer? What...
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