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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Back at the train station, Pete was waiting to go to a meeting.

Pete: *Checking clock*
Percy: *stops inspection car on platform* Pete, we have something important to tell you!
Pete: Alright, but get that car out of the way. A train could be coming here soon.
Percy: *Moving inspection car out of way*
Pete: *Goes to bench, and sits on it*
Percy & Jeff: *Walk onto station platform*
Pete: What is it?
Percy: We were fixing track on Sherman Hill, like 당신 told us to do, but some ponies in the mafia came, and attacked us.
Pete: That can't be good. We need to fix that track right away. If we don't get it fixed, we can't get any trains to go up the hill.
Jeff: We're aware of that Pete. Now, how do we stop those gangsters?
Pete: 당신 mean the mafia?
Jeff: Same thing.
Pete: I know a good friend that can help us. I'll go call him right now. *Goes to office*
Stylo: Jeff, do 당신 have any money that I can borrow?
Jeff: Why do 당신 want to borrow money?
Stylo: Pierce keeps winning it from me in poker.
Jeff: Can't 당신 quit?
Stylo: No. I need that money back now.
Jeff: I can't help you.
Stylo: Aw, please?
Jeff: Nope.

Meanwhile in Pete's office

Pete: Hello, Michael?
Michael: Pete? What's up?
Pete: I have to 취소하기 our meeting. The mafia is attacking us, and we need to fix some track.
Michael: Okay. What time do 당신 want to postpone the meeting to?
Pete: 다음 friday sounds good.
Michael: Okay. Good luck with those gangsters.
Pete: Mafia.
Michael: Same thing. *Hangs up*
Pete: Now, to make another call. *Dialing number*
Magnum: *Answers phone* Hello.
Pete: Magnum, it's me Pete Reimer.
Magnum: Peter! How are 당신 my friend?
Pete: Not too bad, but I have a problem. The mafia is attacking us, and they won't let us fix this section of track on Sherman Hill. We need help.
Magnum: Why not call the police?
Pete: They keep getting killed. We need something better then Cheyenne's Finest.
Magnum: How about a tank?
Pete: A tank?! You're crazy.
Magnum: Relax. There's going to be no ammo for the guns. Just drive up to them, scare them, and they won't bother 당신 at all.
Pete: What kind of tank did 당신 have in mind?
Magnum: A Sherman. I was just fixing this tank that got back from Korea last year. 당신 can have it in thirty minutes.
Pete: Sure. Thanks. *Hangs up*
Hawkeye: *arrives* Percy told me 당신 were having trouble with the mafia.
Pete: Relax, I got the problem to get rid of those scumbags.
Hawkeye: Did 당신 call the cops?
Pete: No. Even better.
Hawkeye: The police?!
Pete: No. A friend of mine is going to bring in a Sherman tank.
Hawkeye: 당신 have really gone crazy.
Pete: Nope. It wasn't my idea.
Hawkeye: You're still crazy.
Pete: Bullshit. Now get out of here, I'm going to make an announcement.
Hawkeye: *Leaves office*
Pete: *On speaker* Attention everypony. A tank will be here in thirty minutes. Under no circumstances are 당신 to touch it. I will use it to scare away the mafia, and then it goes back to it's rightful owner. Do not go near the tank at all!

Everypony understood, but Gordon and Coffee Creme were not around to hear the message. They would arrive at the station from Kimball Nebraska.

2 B continued
 Sherman tank (Ammunition not included)
Sherman tank (Ammunition not included)
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor
THE 다음 MORNING:

Saten and Trixie assumably had sex sense this is a 더 많이 mature seres than the real MLP, though it only shows the aftermath, Trixie's hair messy. Though she looks a little disappointed.

Saten: ... I'm really sorry.

Trixie: No, 당신 were nervous. It's okay.

Saten: Lot on my mind.

Trixie: There were.. Parts.. I liked.

Saten: ... Good enough for me, I should use the bathroom.. (turns on lamp and sees the critters) AHHH!

Trixie (covers herself that much more): AHHH, WHAT!?

Saten (annoyed): Nothing, just those stupid critters again.

Narrator: His 프렌즈 were all there! What a wonderful surprise!...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, joyreactor
See that weight on your wings?
So I know what you’re feeling
Yeah, you’ve got bigger dreams
So keep on believing

Don’t let your 색깔 bleed into grey
We’ve got each other, and chances to take
Yeah, you’ve got biggwr dreams
So keep on believing

I’ll chase the sky with you
I’ll chase the night with you
I’ll chase the light with you
If 당신 wanna fly
I’ll chase the sky

Woah oh woah
(x3)

If 당신 wanna fly
I’ll chase the sky

Anything in your heart
is 더 많이 than worth keeping
I’ll shoot for the stars
If that’s what 당신 needed

Just say the word, and baby I’ll run
I’ll find a way to go beyond the...
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posted by Windrises
Notes: My Little 조랑말 is owned 의해 Hasbro and created 의해 Lauren Faust. This is a story that I wrote for both Fanfiction.net and Fanpop. I hope that 당신 enjoy and comment.

Discord was walking around Ponyville, resisting his temptation to pull pranks on the residents of Ponyville. A building was being made to protect 동물 that didn't have anywhere else to live. It was Fluttershy's idea so Discord pretended to care.

Discord went to Sugarcube Corner.

Mr. Cake said "Hi. How can I help you?"

Discord said "I'm going to a important party and I got the job of ordering and picking up the cakes. I need...
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added by SkyheartPegasus
Source: derpibooru
added by SkyheartPegasus
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added by SkyheartPegasus
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posted by Mylittlecute12
(In Equestria)
Twilight was eventually starting to get used to her HUGE 성 and was strolling through Ponyville with a few thoughts roaming through her mind. "I miss Flash.." "Will I ever see him again?.." "Does...he even like me?" She was starting to get sad. But soon got cheered up when she remembered that the portal is open any time and she has it in her castle. Twilight immediately ran inside her 성 and saw Spike 읽기 one of his comics. She trotted normally over to the room with the portal. Twilight was about to enter, until Spike came walked into the room. "Twilight?" The young...
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added by Jade_23
Source: EquestriaDaily
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, deviantart, joyreactor
added by Tunder2510
Source: Me
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Sunny walked to Sean's house. In Sean's room, this was happening.

Sean: *In 침대 with 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash. He kisses her* How long do 당신 wanna do this?
Rainbow Dash: Forever.
Sean: So do I.
Sunny: *Knocks on the door*
Sean: And someone has to ruin the moment.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: *Walks downstairs, and sees Sunny* Oh, hey.
Sunny: Hi.
Sean: Now's not really a good time to be here.
Sunny: Why?
Sean: I was making out with my special somepony.
Sunny: But you're a hedgehog!
Audience: *Laughing*
Rainbow Dash: *Comes downstairs* Everything okay?
Sean: I don't know. Is everything okay Sunny?
Sunny: Yeah,...
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posted by Canada24
This story has been discussed for a long time.
Nd now I'm finally doing it..
It's much dark then the first spoof..
But this first chapter is just of where the orginal spoof left off..


When AppleBloom finally woke up. She found herself inside a very unpleasent looking room.
The room was decorated with a typical but twisted Pinkie Pie flair. Colorful streamers of dried entrails danced around the ceiling, brightly painted skulls of all sizes were stuck on the walls, and organs done up in pastels filled with helium tied to the backs of chairs. The tables and chairs were made of 본즈 and flesh of past...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, EQD
added by alinah_09
posted by BlondLionEzel
Episode 2: New School (Part 2)

Scott Summers: *Looks outside* What’s going on outside?

???: *Enters, carrying the Mane Six*

Angel: Wolverine! What are 당신 doing?!

Wolverine: *Has a yellow and blue suit, and has three Adamantium claws on each hand* I’ve found some intruders!

Cyclops: Stop! Those are my friends!

Iceman: Your friends?

Cyclops: I used to go to Canterlot High, and those six were my 프렌즈 there.

Professor X: *Enters* What is going on?

Wolverine: I’ve captured some-

Professor X: *Interrupts* Intruders? I’ve told 당신 many times not to be hasty when dealing with intruders!

Wolverine:...
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posted by BlondLionEzel
Episode 1: New School (Part 1)

Scott Summers: *Sitting 의해 himself, has brown hair, blue eyes hidden 의해 red glasses, and a slightly toned figure*

Mane Six: *Sit 다음 to Scott Summers*

Rainbow Dash: Good afternoon, Scott!

Scott Summers: *Sees the Mane Six 다음 to him* Oh, hello...

Pinkie Pie: *Looks at Joseph* What’s bugging you, Scott?

Scott Summers: *Sighs* It’s nothing...

Rarity: Are 당신 sure? We can’t help 당신 if 당신 don’t talk to us.

Scott Summers: It’s just...my powers...

Fluttershy: Powers?

Twilight Sparkle: *Looks at her friends* 당신 don’t know his powers? They’re super cool!

Rarity:...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor