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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Hawkeye told Pete about the passenger that would not get on their train.

Pete: Why not?
Hawkeye: We don't know. Coffee Creme said hi to him, and now he just wants to wait for the 다음 train.
Pete: Well get that 조랑말 onto your train now, and do not leave until he gets on.
Hawkeye: Ok. *walks to engine* Coffee Creme, 당신 get the pony, and tell him to get on.
Coffee Creme: Ok.
Hawkeye: *Waits 의해 engine*
Coffee Creme: *talking to pony*
Hawkeye: *waiting*
Overweight pony: *walks away*
Coffee Creme: He's going to take a taxi cab, and leave. I don't understand that fat ass.
Hawkeye: What did 당신 call him?
Coffee Creme: Nothing really, just fat ass.
Hawkeye: Ugh, Coffee Creme! Sometimes, you're a disrespectful retard!

Then suddenly, a tear came out of Coffee Creme's eye.

Coffee Creme: Peirce?
Hawkeye: What?!
Coffee Creme: 당신 hurt my feelings. *cries*
Hawkeye: I didn't mean to, it's just 당신 gotta learn how to be nice. Where did 당신 learn to say something like that?
Coffee Creme: Gordon! He called me fuck face.
Hawkeye: Alright, wait in the engine, I'm going to talk to that pony. *runs off*
Coffee Creme: *goes into engine*
Overweight pony: *Waiting for taxi*
Cab driver: *passes*
Overweight Pony: Really?! Is this cuz I'm fat?!
Cab driver 2: *About to pass overweight pony*
Overweight Pony: HEY, STOP!
Cab Driver 2: *floors it*
Overweight pony: Aw, fuck you!
Hawkeye: *arrives* Having trouble getting a cab?
Overweight pony: *sighs* Yeah.
Hawkeye: Listen, I want to apologize about my friend's behaviour. Some one was giving her a rough time, and what she did will not happen again.
Overweight pony: Ok. Let's get to the train then.
Hawkeye: *opens door to station* After you.
Overweight pony: *walks past door*

After walking for 30 seconds, the two ponies got to their train.

Coffee Creme: *Goes to overweight pony* I am so sorry!
Overweight pony: I know.
Hawkeye: Get back in the engine Coffee Creme.
Coffee Creme: *Gets in engine*

After the three 프렌즈 got in the train, it left the station.

다음 day

Gordon: *walking to train yard*
Hawkeye: Hey!
Gordon: What do 당신 want?
Hawkeye: You. *grabs chain*
Gordon: What's with the chain?
Hawkeye: I'll be asking the questions. What did 당신 do to Coffee Creme two days ago?
Gordon: Go screw yourself!

The rest is going to be violent, and left out of the story

The End.

On the 다음 episode of Ponies On The Rails

Something terrible happens
posted by Seanthehedgehog
In case 당신 are wondering, ani is korean for no.

Three old blind stallions were walking alongside a 거리 to a club. They were all walking with canes making sure they weren't going to hit anything. They kept walking until they saw a 조랑말 get in a red sports car. Yes, the stallions were old, but they weren't blind. As the 조랑말 was getting in his sports car the stallions shot him. Then they got in a old hearse, and drove away. "One agent down two to go." the driver said. "Who are we killing next?" the 주황색, 오렌지 stallion asked. "Our 다음 target is a yellow Alicorn that lives right here." The driver...
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Stormy: That's enough Discord!!
Discord: nothing is enough for me!
Score: (picks up Nikki and takes her behind some bushes) I'm so sorry Nikki, *sniff* hang on there! (Goes back to fight)
Stormy: Your never gonna get away with this!
Discord: I already got away with this! BWAHAHAHAHA!!
Score: Well? What are 당신 waiting for? Stab me if 당신 can.
Discord: Very Well, (picks up Score) ready?
Score: Rea-
Stormy: WAIT!!!!
Score: Stormy?! What are 당신 doing?!?
Stormy: Listen Discord, 당신 are-
Discord: So powerful? So Handsome? So evil?
Stormy: uhhh..no
Discord: Then what am I?
Score: Don't listen to her! Stab me!...
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posted by savana89
"rain bow dash!!!"
"hu pinky? what is it?"
"your sister is back"
"WHAT BUT HOW!!!!"
"i dont know shes coming-(passes out on grond)
"hello dashy my little sister WHO PUT A CURS ON ME AND BAND ME WITH YOUR 프렌즈 but i forgive 당신 now"
"uh.....i missed you?"
"aw i missed 당신 to do 당신 need any help dashy"
"ya can 당신 um(looks aroud) can 당신 clear all the clouds for me?"
"oh yes dashy(flys away)"
"i need to tell that egg head"
LATER
"SPIKE,take a leter"
"ok"
"D-"
"ill do it"
"ok"
"dear princesses, my sister is back 당신 must come save us befor it happens from rain bow"
"hmm that was sort"
"whatever"
"oh dear sister whats going on ARE 당신 SENDING A LETTER TO THE PRINESSES!!!"
"no no not at all(spikes sends the leter) its a letter to my... docter"
"ok dashy ill be back!"
Back with the story......

Pixel: So what u- Ow!
Score: What happen?
Pixel: A stupid TW scratched me...
Score: *gasp* Are 당신 okay?
Pixel: Yea....but it's bleeding..
Score: Don't worry, I know somepony who can help
Pixel: Really? Who?
Score: AZURA!!!
Azura: yes?
Score: Do 당신 have any bandages?
Azura: yes, I do. Do 당신 need some?
Score: Yep

After Azura put some bandages on Pixel, Score explained everything that was happening, and asked him if he wanted to join, he said he was. Later, Score introduced her 프렌즈 to Pixel.

Brawny: Welcome to the herd brother
Pixel: *laughs*
Stormy: okay, now what?
Cotton Swirls:...
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Greetings, fellow Bronies, it's me again, 글쓰기 another piece of my thoughts. Today, it's going to be about the stuff made 의해 Hasbro.

That's right! I'm going to tell about the toys! Now, don't get me wrong, I understand why they made them. This show was targetted to little children, so it was obvious that there were going to be toys based of that. But, that's what it means for me.

I'm not going to condem you, Bronies who have toys of the Mane Six and others, but I'm going to talk about my opinion about it.

For me, it's a little akward to see grown men playing with 5 Centimeter long bright colored...
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