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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After the Nazis were defeated, Celestia walked over to us.

Celestia: 당신 have saved us all.
Sean: I couldn't have done it without 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Ha! In your face Applejack!
Sean: And Applejack
Applejack: Ha! In your face 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash!
Sean: Pinkie Pie
Pinkie Pie: Ja.
Sean: Fluttershy
Fluttershy: *squee*
Sean: Rarity
Rarity: Oh, so glad to help 당신 darling.
Sean: And Tw-
Twilight: Man, 당신 forgot to mention my name!
Sean: I was just about to.
Twilight: Bullshit.
Celestia: Twilight! Why are 당신 연기 like this?
Twilight: I do a bunch of shit for all y'all, and no one eva thanks me.
Pinkie Pie: Well 당신 did try to rob from us one time.
Twilight: That was a long fucking time ago!! Quit bringing dat up!! Fuck dis! *flies off*
Celestia: Twilight!! GET BACK HERE!!
Sean: Let her go. Tomorrow, she'll realize her mistake, and come back to us.

But I was wrong. Twilight flew to the Nazi base in Ponyville

Nazis: Intruder!!
Robotnik: She's not attacking! Hold your fire!!
Twilight: Are 당신 Robotnik?
Robotnik: Yes.
Twilight: I need yo help man. Everypony here hates me, and I want to get revenge on dem.
Robotnik: Are 당신 a woman?
Twilight: With a black man's voice, I know! My princess did dat to me, and she refuses to change dat spell.
Robotnik: So, why are 당신 here?
Twilight: If killing these ponies, and that hedgehog is what it takes, I'm up for it. I want to 가입하기 yo' army.
Robotnik: Wunderbar. Attention all units! Twilight Sparkle is now a part of our army.

The End
Continuation to Drawing Destiny. I got bored, so yeah. Just like the 이전 installment, its based on creepypastas, 더 많이 specifically Jeff the Killer. Please 코멘트 and stuff.
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Rarity's funeral was a week after her remains were found. Twilight had discovered the corpse in the boutique when she had gone searching for a type of gem to use in a spell. Hidden behind a 침상, 소파 she discovered Sweetie Belle. She had bloodshot eyes and was trembling uncontrolablly. Twilight, the Royal Guards, even Princess Celestia had all attempted to interview the traumatized filly, but it was all in vane. After...
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(To the tune of heart-shaped box 의해 Nirvana)

Sitting 의해 the door waiting for 당신 to come back, I`ve hated so much my red hair has turned black.
For countless weeks, I have trapped myself in fear and priceless bread. Just waiting for the chance to rest my little head.

Chorus: If their is any 천사 left, I got a harsh request. Don`t stop to hesitate!!! Theirs little fillies who have to pray and wait.(x3)

My green foal`s breath has cut through my flawless mane. I have no 더 많이 urges to play our silly game.
I wish i could pay your debt, when 당신 ask to forget.

Chorus: If their is any 천사 left, I got a harsh request. Don`t stop to hesitate!!! Theirs little fillies who have to pray and wait. (x3)
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Source: Obviously Not Me...
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Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
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Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
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Source: Original Owners... NOT ME
Hello. I have been hearing from a lot of bronies that Princess Celestia is a troll. There are a lot of reasons to mark that, so I will show 당신 them.

Reason one: In The Ticket Master, she gave Twilight Sparkle only two tickets when she already knew that she has 5 friends. Twilight Sparkle was stressing out for nothing in the end.

Reason two: When Twilight Sparkle was talking to Princess Celestia about when she banished Luna to the moon, Celestia tried to change the subject, saying, ''Go make some friends!''. This redirected her attention.

Reason three: In the episode Bird In A Hoof, Mrs. Cake...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
They reached the house, but it seemed vacant.

Harry: Let's check in the alley. *goes in*
Peter: *follows*
Harry: *looks in house*
Peter: 당신 see anyone?
Harry: Yeah *looks at mare* And she's naked.
hobos: *hit Harry* What do 당신 think you're doing perv? We oughta call the cops on you!
Harry: I am the cops
hobos: *beat up Harry*
Peter: That's enough! San Franciscolt Police Department!
hobos: *stand near wall*
Harry: Let them go. We gotta check somewhere else.
operator: Inspector 71, 당신 there?
Harry: Yeah. What's up?
operator: We've got a 신고 of a 조랑말 trying to commit suicide on the TransEquestria...
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*This story shall be divided into two parts, both of them bearing a similar aspect to the 초 story of 신데렐라 II: Dreams Come True. I hope that 당신 will all enjoy this. I apologize for it being too long.*

It was a great sunny 일 in Ponyville. Everyone was doing their usual business, whether it be doing work, talking to others, 또는 just relaxing their 일 away. As we get to the schoolhouse, we see the little colts and fillies come running out of the door. But why? Because school was out for the summer! Everyone there was very happy to leave so they could hang out with each other 더 많이 often....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
In case 당신 are wondering, ani is korean for no.

Three old blind stallions were walking alongside a 거리 to a club. They were all walking with canes making sure they weren't going to hit anything. They kept walking until they saw a 조랑말 get in a red sports car. Yes, the stallions were old, but they weren't blind. As the 조랑말 was getting in his sports car the stallions shot him. Then they got in a old hearse, and drove away. "One agent down two to go." the driver said. "Who are we killing next?" the 주황색, 오렌지 stallion asked. "Our 다음 target is a yellow Alicorn that lives right here." The driver...
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Stormy: That's enough Discord!!
Discord: nothing is enough for me!
Score: (picks up Nikki and takes her behind some bushes) I'm so sorry Nikki, *sniff* hang on there! (Goes back to fight)
Stormy: Your never gonna get away with this!
Discord: I already got away with this! BWAHAHAHAHA!!
Score: Well? What are 당신 waiting for? Stab me if 당신 can.
Discord: Very Well, (picks up Score) ready?
Score: Rea-
Stormy: WAIT!!!!
Score: Stormy?! What are 당신 doing?!?
Stormy: Listen Discord, 당신 are-
Discord: So powerful? So Handsome? So evil?
Stormy: uhhh..no
Discord: Then what am I?
Score: Don't listen to her! Stab me!...
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posted by savana89
"rain bow dash!!!"
"hu pinky? what is it?"
"your sister is back"
"WHAT BUT HOW!!!!"
"i dont know shes coming-(passes out on grond)
"hello dashy my little sister WHO PUT A CURS ON ME AND BAND ME WITH YOUR 프렌즈 but i forgive 당신 now"
"uh.....i missed you?"
"aw i missed 당신 to do 당신 need any help dashy"
"ya can 당신 um(looks aroud) can 당신 clear all the clouds for me?"
"oh yes dashy(flys away)"
"i need to tell that egg head"
LATER
"SPIKE,take a leter"
"ok"
"D-"
"ill do it"
"ok"
"dear princesses, my sister is back 당신 must come save us befor it happens from rain bow"
"hmm that was sort"
"whatever"
"oh dear sister whats going on ARE 당신 SENDING A LETTER TO THE PRINESSES!!!"
"no no not at all(spikes sends the leter) its a letter to my... docter"
"ok dashy ill be back!"
Back with the story......

Pixel: So what u- Ow!
Score: What happen?
Pixel: A stupid TW scratched me...
Score: *gasp* Are 당신 okay?
Pixel: Yea....but it's bleeding..
Score: Don't worry, I know somepony who can help
Pixel: Really? Who?
Score: AZURA!!!
Azura: yes?
Score: Do 당신 have any bandages?
Azura: yes, I do. Do 당신 need some?
Score: Yep

After Azura put some bandages on Pixel, Score explained everything that was happening, and asked him if he wanted to join, he said he was. Later, Score introduced her 프렌즈 to Pixel.

Brawny: Welcome to the herd brother
Pixel: *laughs*
Stormy: okay, now what?
Cotton Swirls:...
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Greetings, fellow Bronies, it's me again, 글쓰기 another piece of my thoughts. Today, it's going to be about the stuff made 의해 Hasbro.

That's right! I'm going to tell about the toys! Now, don't get me wrong, I understand why they made them. This show was targetted to little children, so it was obvious that there were going to be toys based of that. But, that's what it means for me.

I'm not going to condem you, Bronies who have toys of the Mane Six and others, but I'm going to talk about my opinion about it.

For me, it's a little akward to see grown men playing with 5 Centimeter long bright colored...
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Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
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Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joycreator
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Source: Blue-Paint-Sea on deviantArt