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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After the Nazis were defeated, Celestia walked over to us.

Celestia: 당신 have saved us all.
Sean: I couldn't have done it without 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Ha! In your face Applejack!
Sean: And Applejack
Applejack: Ha! In your face 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash!
Sean: Pinkie Pie
Pinkie Pie: Ja.
Sean: Fluttershy
Fluttershy: *squee*
Sean: Rarity
Rarity: Oh, so glad to help 당신 darling.
Sean: And Tw-
Twilight: Man, 당신 forgot to mention my name!
Sean: I was just about to.
Twilight: Bullshit.
Celestia: Twilight! Why are 당신 연기 like this?
Twilight: I do a bunch of shit for all y'all, and no one eva thanks me.
Pinkie Pie: Well 당신 did try to rob from us one time.
Twilight: That was a long fucking time ago!! Quit bringing dat up!! Fuck dis! *flies off*
Celestia: Twilight!! GET BACK HERE!!
Sean: Let her go. Tomorrow, she'll realize her mistake, and come back to us.

But I was wrong. Twilight flew to the Nazi base in Ponyville

Nazis: Intruder!!
Robotnik: She's not attacking! Hold your fire!!
Twilight: Are 당신 Robotnik?
Robotnik: Yes.
Twilight: I need yo help man. Everypony here hates me, and I want to get revenge on dem.
Robotnik: Are 당신 a woman?
Twilight: With a black man's voice, I know! My princess did dat to me, and she refuses to change dat spell.
Robotnik: So, why are 당신 here?
Twilight: If killing these ponies, and that hedgehog is what it takes, I'm up for it. I want to 가입하기 yo' army.
Robotnik: Wunderbar. Attention all units! Twilight Sparkle is now a part of our army.

The End
posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was a wonderful 일 in Canterlot, until some ponies started panicking.

Con: What's going on?
P: Discord is back, and he's murdering 더 많이 ponies!
Con: I'll stop him!
Discord: Keep it up! Everypony in this town must die!
Korean ponies: Affirmative! *kill each other*
Discord: Don't kill each other! Only kill the ones that live here.
Con: *shoots Discord*
Discord: 당신 really think that pistol of yours will work?
Con: I shot 당신 in the arm! Why aren't 당신 bleeding?
Discord: Because, I'm invincible!
Con: *takes away invincibility* Not anymore.
Discord: That's it, you're screwed! Everypony, drop...
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posted by NocturnalMirage
The last solstice

Chapter 9: Doubts


The process is very slow, like cruising out of a dark tunnel. First, he hears muffled sounds. Everything’s quieted down. There’s no sign of battle. Then he can form coherent thoughts. The air is weird… stuffy, yet somehow refreshing at the same time. It’s quite ambivalent. Strange wafts are trying to get near his mind. The smell billows around his awakening consciousness. Is that… perfume?

The symbolic light at the end of the tunnel grows brighter, as the fog starts to break up. The stallion attempts to collect his thoughts. His heavy eyelids open...
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 Toothy
Toothy
Chapter 5: talk about eye candy

it was to weeks after Pop and Cub got to Ponyville, Cub came back, none of the ponies understood the system but they were glad it existed. “i wonder who's coming today.” Flippy thought. “hmm......judging 의해 who has come already............either Cuddles, Giggles 또는 Toothy are next, too many killers have come.”

“hey Flippy, could 당신 help me with something?” Twilight asked.

“what is it, I was thinking of who's coming today.”

“well, someone is coming today and they want a party but Pinkie is sick.” Twilight explained.

“oh my god, with what?”...
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Let's start with 사과 브랜디 bucking apples........

AJ: wow, I bet I just got a new high record on bucking apples!
AB: sis, when am I gonna have my cutie mark?
AJ: 사과, 애플 bloom! I've told ya a billion times, I don't know!
AB: UGH!............Hey! Here comes 무지개, 레인 보우 dash!
AJ: Now go run along ya little pony
AB: ok! (leaves)
RD: 'sup applejack
AJ: howdy rainbow!
RD: So, wanna come over to fluttershy's house today?
AJ: sorry sugarcube, but I got lots of work to do
RD: oh AJ! Can't 당신 just chill for a second?
AJ: I will, but I still need to do some work
RD: who cares about work! C'mon PLLLEEAASSEE!!!!!
AJ: well...
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This isnt THE fanfic ive been planning. Its just something that popped into my mind after 읽기 creepypastas. If I get enough good reviews, ill continue it. Any feedback would be massively appreciated. No descriptive gore.

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I quietly galloped into the boutique, only to see my little sister, Sweetie Belle, sprawled on the floor, sobbing her lit eyes out. Surrounding her were multiple papers emblazed with drawings and doodles. To her left was a box of crayons.
"What's wrong, Sweetie? I thought you'd be with your friends."
She turned to stare at me.
"I was, but then Scootaloo went to help...
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added by shadirby
Source: Me. Myself. And I.
posted by shadowknuxgirl
퀸 of Changelings: This 일 is going to be perfect, the kind of 일 of which I've dreamed since I was small, everypony will gather round, say I look lovely in my gown, what they don't know is that I have fooled them all!

Princess Cadence: This 일 was going to be perfect, the kind of 일 of which I've dreamed since I was small, but instead of having cake, with all my 프렌즈 to celebrate, my wedding bells, they may not ring for me at all!

Queen of Changelings: I could care less about the dress, I won't partake in any cake! Vows? Well, I'll be lying when I say, that through any kind of weather,...
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added by shadowknuxgirl
Source: Me and MLP :D
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Source: spirtto on deviantArt
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Source: Rightful Owners
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Source: Hasbro
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Source: Rightful Owners
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Source: Rightful Owners
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There's long been rumors as to how, exactly, rainbows are made in Equestria. While a great amount of Pegasi ponies are employed in the 무지개, 레인 보우 department of the weather factory, almost all of them do the low-end work. What's know is that great streams of Spectra, the individual colours of the rainbow, flow through large grates and into vast vats. From there, workers carefully and equally mix the spectra into the coagulated 무지개, 레인 보우 pools that dot and run through the factory and surrounding city. Next, that mixture is pumped to the floor below, where other employees atomize it and store it until...
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Here are some reasons I think Pinkie Pie is better than 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash.

1. Pinkie Pie doesn't tend to show off 또는 brag about her accomplishments.

2. Pinkie doesn't care about being cool. She just wants to have fun.

3. Pinkie will go out of her way just to make somepony else happy while 무지개, 레인 보우 is just in it for the glory.

4. Pinkie sings 더 많이 and has a prettier voice. (Who cares if she sometimes does it randomly out of nowhere?)

5. 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash can be a little bossy to Fluttershy while Pinkie just tries to help Fluttershy out of her shell in a cute, cheerful way.

6. Pinkie Pie is so random...and that's...
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Now a rainbow's tale isn't quite as nice
 As the story we knew of sugar and spice
But a rainbow's easy once 당신 get to know it
With the help of the magic of a pegasus device

(music break)

Let's delve deeper into 무지개, 레인 보우 philosophy
Far beyond that of Cloudsdale's mythology
It's easy to misjudge that floating city
With it's alluring decor and social psychology

But with all great things comes a great responsibility
That of Cloudsdale's being weather stability
How, 당신 ask, are they up to the task
To which the answer is in a simple facility

(music break)

In the 무지개, 레인 보우 Factory, where your fears and horrors...
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Source: 마이 리틀 포니 우정은 마법