I don't know if this chappie is any good. So 곰 with me.
The 다음 day, after House and Cuddy's classes, they were on their way to House's dorm. Until some drunk guy came up to them.
"Heyy, Greggie," The man slurred, "Which lady do 당신 have with 당신 this time?"
"It's none of your business. Now go away." House replied.
"She's a looker." The man said touching Cuddy's face.
"Get the hell off me asshole!" Cuddy yelled.
"You heard her. Get off!" House said pushing the man away from Cuddy.
"I'll do whatever the hell I want to her."
"No 당신 won't!" House said punching the man in the jaw.
"You know Greg you've made me very angry." The man said.
"The hell if I care." House replied.
The drunkard punches House in the eye. A group of people are now gathered around them watching. House punches him in the eye then the nose. Then one of the professors grabs House off of the drunk man.
"Greg! What do 당신 think you're doing?!" He says.
"Why are 당신 blaming me? I'm just protecting my girlfriend." House says. Cuddy runs up to House.
"House are 당신 okay?!" She says.
"Yeah I'm fine. Let's go." As House and Cuddy are walking to his dorm Cuddy says,
"Thanks, but 당신 didn't have to do that."
"I suppose I look horrible."
"Yeah your eye and lip looks bad." She says.
"Thanks for your honesty."
"Anytime Stud-muffin." House glares at her.
Later that night...
"Do 당신 want to go to a party?" House asks her.
"What the hell,it's a Friday. Let's party!" Cuddy says.
"Are 당신 serious?"
"Yeah, let's go."
"Let us go get wasted. After 당신 my fair lady." House says after opening the door for her.
"Why thank 당신 my good man."
As they're driving to the party, Cuddy breaks the silence.
"You know 당신 really look like hell."
"Cuddy, I'm so sorry. I had no idea." He says.
"What?"
"That you've been to hell." Cuddy rolls her eyes.
"Actually I have been there. It's a perfect place for you." She says.
"That hurts." House says in a sad sarcastic voice.
"But seriously does 당신 face hurt?" She asks.
"Like hell -er- I mean yes it hurts very bad."
At the party...
"Whaddya wanna drink." House asks.
"Uh beer."
"OK. Stay here and don't get into trouble." He says.
"OK Daddy."
"That's right I'm your Daddy." He says then leaves.
It took him 10 분 to get the drinks because of all the drunk people getting refills. 의해 then Cuddy's roommate Alice had already pressured her into 3 테킬라, 데 킬 라 shots. House came back and saw Cuddy with 테킬라, 데 킬 라 running down her chin.
"Heeyyy Houssse. I had 1..2..3! teqoola shots. Wait it's not teqoola. What is it?" She says.
"Tequila."
"Yeah! That's it!"
"Do 당신 want your beer?" House asks.
"Hell yeah!" She shouts then downs it in a couple gulps. House can't help but laugh.
"Gimme another one baabbyyy!"
"I'm gonna stay here and finish mine. Go get your own." House says.
"OK. OK."
After 10 분 House goes to look for Cuddy and finds her jumping up and down on a sofa.
"Cuddy get down from there now." He says.
She jumps down and falls on her butt, House goes over to her. Cuddy looks up at him and says in a soft voice,
"I hurt my ass."
"I know. Let's get 당신 up." He replies.
"Greg, smell my hair." She says.
"What?"
"Smell my hair!" He sniffs it.
"Does it smell like honey?" She asks.
"Um yeah," He says in confusion, "Let's get 당신 home."
"No! I wanna drink 더 많이 of that liquid stuff."
"Alcohol." He says.
"Yeah thanks again House." She says going towards the beer. House then sees Tracy Mulligan. (AKA Crazy 암캐, 암 캐 ex-girlfriend.)
"Hey Greg!", Tracy says, "Are 당신 doing any-"
That's the farthest she got because at that moment Cuddy puked all over her chest.
"EEWWW!" She says running away.
"Good job Cuddy." House says.
"I wanna go 집 now."
"OK. Let's go Party-pants." He says bringing her to the car. He put Stranglehold 의해 Ted Nugent on the radio then Cuddy passes out. House decided to let Cuddy stay at his dorm for the night.
He tucked her in his 침대 then fell asleep on the couch.
Cuddy wakes up the 다음 morning with a massive hangover.
"Ahh!" House walks in and says,
"Good morning Party-pants."
"Shut up and get me an aspirin." She orders.
"Fine 당신 don't have to be so mean about it." he says with a smile in his face.
"And wipe that smirk off your face." She says.
"Yes Mistress Party-pants."
The 다음 day, after House and Cuddy's classes, they were on their way to House's dorm. Until some drunk guy came up to them.
"Heyy, Greggie," The man slurred, "Which lady do 당신 have with 당신 this time?"
"It's none of your business. Now go away." House replied.
"She's a looker." The man said touching Cuddy's face.
"Get the hell off me asshole!" Cuddy yelled.
"You heard her. Get off!" House said pushing the man away from Cuddy.
"I'll do whatever the hell I want to her."
"No 당신 won't!" House said punching the man in the jaw.
"You know Greg you've made me very angry." The man said.
"The hell if I care." House replied.
The drunkard punches House in the eye. A group of people are now gathered around them watching. House punches him in the eye then the nose. Then one of the professors grabs House off of the drunk man.
"Greg! What do 당신 think you're doing?!" He says.
"Why are 당신 blaming me? I'm just protecting my girlfriend." House says. Cuddy runs up to House.
"House are 당신 okay?!" She says.
"Yeah I'm fine. Let's go." As House and Cuddy are walking to his dorm Cuddy says,
"Thanks, but 당신 didn't have to do that."
"I suppose I look horrible."
"Yeah your eye and lip looks bad." She says.
"Thanks for your honesty."
"Anytime Stud-muffin." House glares at her.
Later that night...
"Do 당신 want to go to a party?" House asks her.
"What the hell,it's a Friday. Let's party!" Cuddy says.
"Are 당신 serious?"
"Yeah, let's go."
"Let us go get wasted. After 당신 my fair lady." House says after opening the door for her.
"Why thank 당신 my good man."
As they're driving to the party, Cuddy breaks the silence.
"You know 당신 really look like hell."
"Cuddy, I'm so sorry. I had no idea." He says.
"What?"
"That you've been to hell." Cuddy rolls her eyes.
"Actually I have been there. It's a perfect place for you." She says.
"That hurts." House says in a sad sarcastic voice.
"But seriously does 당신 face hurt?" She asks.
"Like hell -er- I mean yes it hurts very bad."
At the party...
"Whaddya wanna drink." House asks.
"Uh beer."
"OK. Stay here and don't get into trouble." He says.
"OK Daddy."
"That's right I'm your Daddy." He says then leaves.
It took him 10 분 to get the drinks because of all the drunk people getting refills. 의해 then Cuddy's roommate Alice had already pressured her into 3 테킬라, 데 킬 라 shots. House came back and saw Cuddy with 테킬라, 데 킬 라 running down her chin.
"Heeyyy Houssse. I had 1..2..3! teqoola shots. Wait it's not teqoola. What is it?" She says.
"Tequila."
"Yeah! That's it!"
"Do 당신 want your beer?" House asks.
"Hell yeah!" She shouts then downs it in a couple gulps. House can't help but laugh.
"Gimme another one baabbyyy!"
"I'm gonna stay here and finish mine. Go get your own." House says.
"OK. OK."
After 10 분 House goes to look for Cuddy and finds her jumping up and down on a sofa.
"Cuddy get down from there now." He says.
She jumps down and falls on her butt, House goes over to her. Cuddy looks up at him and says in a soft voice,
"I hurt my ass."
"I know. Let's get 당신 up." He replies.
"Greg, smell my hair." She says.
"What?"
"Smell my hair!" He sniffs it.
"Does it smell like honey?" She asks.
"Um yeah," He says in confusion, "Let's get 당신 home."
"No! I wanna drink 더 많이 of that liquid stuff."
"Alcohol." He says.
"Yeah thanks again House." She says going towards the beer. House then sees Tracy Mulligan. (AKA Crazy 암캐, 암 캐 ex-girlfriend.)
"Hey Greg!", Tracy says, "Are 당신 doing any-"
That's the farthest she got because at that moment Cuddy puked all over her chest.
"EEWWW!" She says running away.
"Good job Cuddy." House says.
"I wanna go 집 now."
"OK. Let's go Party-pants." He says bringing her to the car. He put Stranglehold 의해 Ted Nugent on the radio then Cuddy passes out. House decided to let Cuddy stay at his dorm for the night.
He tucked her in his 침대 then fell asleep on the couch.
Cuddy wakes up the 다음 morning with a massive hangover.
"Ahh!" House walks in and says,
"Good morning Party-pants."
"Shut up and get me an aspirin." She orders.
"Fine 당신 don't have to be so mean about it." he says with a smile in his face.
"And wipe that smirk off your face." She says.
"Yes Mistress Party-pants."
