1. Offer him 땅콩 버터 퍼지 that 당신 cooked yourself, and tell him that 당신 named it Cornelius 퍼지 because it’s "nutty." Make sure it’s sticky and overdone.

2. Tell him that 라임 green isn’t really his color, and that he’s really 더 많이 of a winter.

3. Offer to take him to the mall to buy him some new clothes in different, 더 많이 flattering colors.

4. Try to get him to 가입하기 a conga line with 당신 and Voldemort and look very hurt if he refuses.

5. Tell him that "Scrimgeour always seemed like so much 더 많이 of an authoritative figure."

6. Make up a theme song for him to the tune of "The Brady Bunch" and sing it wherever he goes.

7. Make up flyers containing the printed version of the theme song and hand it out to important Ministry officials.

8. Try to get him to 가입하기 S.P.E.W., because "elves are people too!"

9. Paint a scar on your forehead and hop around singing, "We were telling the truth! We were telling the truth!" in an annoying, high pitched voice.

10. Give his 투수, 볼링 hat to the giant squid. If he gets mad at you, tell him that 당신 were just trying to show your care for all species. Make sure to stare at him with big, 강아지 eyes.