1. Offer him 땅콩 버터 퍼지 that 당신 cooked yourself, and tell him that 당신 named it Cornelius 퍼지 because it’s "nutty." Make sure it’s sticky and overdone.
2. Tell him that 라임 green isn’t really his color, and that he’s really 더 많이 of a winter.
3. Offer to take him to the mall to buy him some new clothes in different, 더 많이 flattering colors.
4. Try to get him to 가입하기 a conga line with 당신 and Voldemort and look very hurt if he refuses.
5. Tell him that "Scrimgeour always seemed like so much 더 많이 of an authoritative figure."
6. Make up a theme song for him to the tune of "The Brady Bunch" and sing it wherever he goes.
7. Make up flyers containing the printed version of the theme song and hand it out to important Ministry officials.
8. Try to get him to 가입하기 S.P.E.W., because "elves are people too!"
9. Paint a scar on your forehead and hop around singing, "We were telling the truth! We were telling the truth!" in an annoying, high pitched voice.
10. Give his 투수, 볼링 hat to the giant squid. If he gets mad at you, tell him that 당신 were just trying to show your care for all species. Make sure to stare at him with big, 강아지 eyes.
2. Tell him that 라임 green isn’t really his color, and that he’s really 더 많이 of a winter.
3. Offer to take him to the mall to buy him some new clothes in different, 더 많이 flattering colors.
4. Try to get him to 가입하기 a conga line with 당신 and Voldemort and look very hurt if he refuses.
5. Tell him that "Scrimgeour always seemed like so much 더 많이 of an authoritative figure."
6. Make up a theme song for him to the tune of "The Brady Bunch" and sing it wherever he goes.
7. Make up flyers containing the printed version of the theme song and hand it out to important Ministry officials.
8. Try to get him to 가입하기 S.P.E.W., because "elves are people too!"
9. Paint a scar on your forehead and hop around singing, "We were telling the truth! We were telling the truth!" in an annoying, high pitched voice.
10. Give his 투수, 볼링 hat to the giant squid. If he gets mad at you, tell him that 당신 were just trying to show your care for all species. Make sure to stare at him with big, 강아지 eyes.
Wax Seal
Q.) If Harry and Edward had to duel against each other using their own abilities, who do 당신 think would win?
Meyer:
A.) Oh gosh, don’t get mad at me but I don’t know what a wizard fight looks like in her (JKRowling's) head. I know what it looks like in the 영화 so I have to go on what it looks like in the movies. But here is the thing, if it’s possible for a human to 오리 a wand being shot at them; a vampire is not going to have a problem. The fight would be over in .01 초 because Edward would be across the room snapping his (Harry's) neck. He would be done. He wouldn’t even have time to say his spell word. I’m sorry but Edward would win that one.
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This was an interview done in 08 I think 의해 MuggleNet podcast. I personally think it's ridiculous (and I feel the need to Crucio her).. but do 당신 agree?
Meyer:
A.) Oh gosh, don’t get mad at me but I don’t know what a wizard fight looks like in her (JKRowling's) head. I know what it looks like in the 영화 so I have to go on what it looks like in the movies. But here is the thing, if it’s possible for a human to 오리 a wand being shot at them; a vampire is not going to have a problem. The fight would be over in .01 초 because Edward would be across the room snapping his (Harry's) neck. He would be done. He wouldn’t even have time to say his spell word. I’m sorry but Edward would win that one.
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This was an interview done in 08 I think 의해 MuggleNet podcast. I personally think it's ridiculous (and I feel the need to Crucio her).. but do 당신 agree?
