I've just had a really depressing thought...

Long brown hair and dark eyes... Gemonk face it you're not Bella you're Hermione!

당신 aren't Bella you're Hermione, so feel better.

If 당신 jump off a cliff I will have to slap you.

Oh dear, this sounds serious. There's nothing worse than having people tell 당신 they remind 당신 of Bella (I've been there)
My advice? Cut and dye your hair, wear coloured contacts, stop 읽기 good books, dump your boyfriend (if 당신 have one) at once, and don't ever try to commit suicide. You'll fool everyone!!

say 당신 prefer people saying 당신 look like Drusilla

she was the first character that came into my head who has dark hair and eyes :D

about being clumsy 다음 time 당신 fall over say 당신 didn't trip, the floor looked like it needed a hug :)

don't read Wuthering Heights, i think that was the book Bella liked 읽기 :S

don't whine as much ;)

when your feeling depressed look at pictures of Spike 당신 will soon stop being depressed :)

DON'T 당신 DARE JUMP OFF A CLIFF GEMONK DON'T 당신 DARE!

oh noes D:

find solace in this: Potato doesn't think you're Bella. and neither does Spike.

don't be sad... bella is not a horrible character.. actually i kind of like her sometimes (when she's not drooling and thinking about having sex with her perfect fiancé wich is most of the time)She's funny and sarcastis.. i like sarcastic people.. an is not a bad thing to be intelligent and read good books, 당신 just be carefull not to fall inlove with a vampire and 당신 will be ok ;)

Well don't jump off a cliff, 당신 might hear Edward's voice!

당신 really shouldn't put yourself down like that! I'm sure that despite your pysical appearance, your personality is nothing like that half-wits!

Trust me GD, you're not Bella. After 읽기 your posts on this spot, I don't receive the same urge I received while 읽기 about Bella's thoughts (which was to dive into the book and push her into oncoming traffic) See, 당신 seem to have a personality, which right there sets 당신 apart from, our dear Ms. Sue. Lets go through the rest:

"I have brown (really dark) hair and eyes."

Yeah okay, but so does Hermione, as someone else said, and so do many other people.

"I'm clumsy"

Being clumsy is one thing. Being so ridiculously over the 상단, 맨 위로 clumsy, that it comes across 더 많이 as some type of mental handicap is quite another.

"I read good books"

So? lots of people read good books

"I'm supposedly smart"

No, see Bella is not smart. We are told she's smart, but she's really not. At all.

"I'm whiny"

Let me ask 당신 this, If your abusive boyfriend left you, would 당신 sit in your room for months (and months and months, and friggin months)whining about it, and completely lose your will to live? If 당신 answered no, congratulations, 당신 are not Bella. If 당신 answered yes, than I'm sorry to say 당신 are, and there's probably something wring with you.

"I often have depressing thoughts"

Yes but this IS quite a depressing thought, 당신 think 당신 might be Bella. Well, Bella is just depressing in general, so....

Here's a few tips

- Never sleep with a pale dead guy

- Never jump off cliffs. Siriusly, that’s just messed up

- Continue having a personality

- Have a point to your existence besides your "OMG SUPER HAWT" boyfriend

Don't worry GD, as Malloy said, Spike and potato know you're not Bella.

And now, because he's your favorite, please enjoy this Spike video

Don't worry, 당신 are NOTHING like Bella, trust me on this. You're not dating a sparkly vampire, you're not annoying, 당신 사랑 Harry Potter, and would Bella ever think of Potato? No she would not.
Plus, haven't 당신 been saying that Bella isn't smart? She isn't, 당신 are. And even if 당신 have depressing thoughts, I highly doubt that they involve your boyfriend being perfect when you're not. (They better not be, 또는 I'll slap you. :) )

And if 당신 ever want to jump off a cliff, think of Potato. Potato will show 당신 the way.

The sad truth is, Gemonk, 당신 ARE Bella. I should know. I am you, and I am Bella. So 당신 are Bella.

Oh, dear. This is a very serious case. But don't worry; I'm sure you're just being silly.

First off, DON'T jump off a cliff; otherwise, 당신 might hear an ugly, stalkering fairy's voice, and that'll just worsen things!

So what if 당신 have dark hair and eyes? So do a lot of other people in the world. Aside from hair and eyes, 당신 might not be similiar, appearance-wise, to Bella.

If 당신 are clutsy, 당신 can't be as bad as Bella. No one can.

Only one times do I recall Bella even 읽기 a book-and that was Wuthering Heights. I've never read it, though, but if Bella ever did read a good book, she'd read Harry Potter! :D

Bella's about as smart as a squirrel, although I am offending millions of squirrels now. People can be whiny, but to be "Bella" whiny, you'd have to have a tantrum at least three a day.

Finally, everyone can go through a stage where they have depressing thoughts. To have "Bella" depressing thoughts, an example might be that you'd worry that you'd out-age your creepy, vampire boyfriend.

At one time, I, too, thought I was like Bella. Yet thinking it over, I realized that Bella is a kind of character that no one can portray. EVER! ;)