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Hey ya kittens! I was wondering in how many words could I write Twilight giving the same character development as Meyer and saying obviously the main plot so don’t bash…I had a lot of fun doing it XDD It’s not to offend anyone but think about it trees could have been saved if Meyer had stuck with this version.

So on with reading


Hi! My name is Bella Swan, I’m moving to Forks because I want to leave my mom with his new boyfriend live happily ever after although I hate where my father leaves. Forks it’s a rainy state and so I’m in an airplane to go to it.

When I arrive there’s my dad. We walk out of the airport not talking much since he is not a man of a lot of words and we ride in his patrol. When I arrive to the familiar house I see a red pickup parked in the drive way. I turn to see my dad and he tells me it’s mine. He tells me he bought it from his friend who is father of Jacob a boy I used to play a lot but don’t remember. My room is old and it still has thing from my childhood and an old computer.

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So today is my first 일 of school I don’t think I’m going to be 인기 because I’m really pale and well I’m really clumsy. I arrive and everyone seems to like me, Jessica is my new friend who is obviously interested in Mike who is in 사랑 with me, as well as some other two guys I don’t really care about.

Then it’s time for lunch, I sit in their 표, 테이블 and chat casually but then I see him. It can’t be real, he’s the most amazing creature on earth and his beautiful but Jessica tells me that no one stands a chance and then I see him looking at me and I melt because of his perfection. I find myself suddenly in love.

Then I have biology class and oh no! The teacher tells me to sit 다음 to him. And I do but he doesn’t like me at all, he just stares.

Days pass and he is absent and I am going crazy because I need to see him again. Then one beautiful stormy 일 in biology class he introduces himself whi9ch I already knew since the 일 Jessica told me. And all of a sudden we are best buddies.

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Then I decide to go to the place where Jacob lives. I talk to him and he says strange things about Edward that I have already discovered 의해 myself, he seems to like me too.

So I start searching about what Jacob told me and I go one 일 with my 프렌즈 to 샵 prom dresses which I’m not going but I just went to go to the library. So I go and when I was coming out some gang was trying to rape me 또는 abuse me, I really never got to now because the perfect Edward saves me. And he takes me to dinner

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I am saying to Edward what I think he is: a vampire. But I’m not scared at all and so he likes me. He’s so poetic. He says I’m his drug.
So then another 일 we go to a meadow and there I 키스 him for the first time and I discover how fast he can run and wow it’s the perfect 사랑 story for someone like me who doesn’t deserves anything at all, because I really don’t have anything special and he’s the perfect man. And besides he showed me what happens in the sun he sparkles! But oh well whatever we’re like a couple so the obvious 다음 step is to introduce to his family so I go there one day, a beautiful white house and meet all of them. Alice being the nicest one.

He tells me about the 프렌즈 of his father Carlisle and then I go to sleep to his room.
Days pass as usual and our 사랑 is even stronger so he asks me to go play baseball with him and his family.

So there we are playing when Alice who sees the future senses that other 뱀파이어 are coming. The problem being they are not vegetarian. So I meet them and they want to eat me and so it all becomes a big trouble. Edward being the hero as always makes up an awesome plan and I have to leave 의해 insulting my dad.

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Jasper and Alice take care of me but I escape because I receive a phone call from James . He tells me his hostage is my mom so I go to my old ballet school and he tries to kill me but Edward arrives. He had already bitten me so I am gonna die 또는 become a vampire but Carlisle tells him to suck my blood and he does. Then I lose conscience.
I wake up in a hospital 침대 with my mom to my side and Edward there pretending to be asleep. My mom leaves and I tell Edward I wanna go back to Forks and he tells me I’m coming to the prom with him. I agree.
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I’m still the same clumsy imperfect girl but who cares I have a perfect vampire 의해 my side and I want to become one. I tell him that but he only pretends as his gonna bite me and kisses my neck. And we live happily ever after until 다음 book.
The End

Ok probably wasn’t as descriptive as SM but the countdown of words came to

Words:884

She could have saved tons of trees.

And I bet that I didn’t miss anything really really important so my 질문 is how did she drag twilight to become a book that thick?

Well, remember no bashing, this wasn’t meant to do that =)) Have a nice sparkling-free 일 =))
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So I was originally going to 게시하기 this 기사 in the 책 to Read spot, but then found this place, and I think it fits in here much better :) Anywho, this is an opinion 기사 I originally wrote for my school newspaper. Yes, it's a bit of a rant, but I don't mean to be offensive, so please don't take it that way. Enjoy :)

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There’s no way 당신 haven’t heard of it. From the first publishing of that first book to the most recent perfume-bottle scandal, Twilight has permeated the very core of pop culture, not to mention high school conversation. No matter whether...
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