Well I'm gonna write now.
Situation 1: Someone asks for water 또는 anything water related:
당신 want your pool? 당신 want your water. I live inside a water tower. Why don't 당신 try this gusher on for size!
Pretty lame, but I have more,
Situation 2: Someone asks "what did s/he say?":
I think s/he said "Hoiil, how'd you? With the going, 당신 were there but here now, for me to see, how'd ya do?
With haste, to the Maypole, I mean, next,
Situation 3: Someone Knocks on the door:
Nobody get's in to see the wizard not nobody not no how!!
다음 situation,
Situation 4: Someone is being a jerk to 당신 또는 your just like being rude 또는 당신 just need a good comeback:
Last time I saw a mouth that big it had a fishhook in it.
I 사랑 this 다음 one,
Situation 5: Your talking to someone who cusses alot:
Now I'm gonna clean your chimney and if your language is any indication it must be filthy.
I actually got in trouble for saying this one ^ too my mom.
Situation 6: Someone asks 당신 for something to eat and your bored:
We have tang, tang, tang and ohh yeah, tang
다음 is another one 당신 should be careful about:
Situation 7: Someone is bothering you, 또는 당신 need a insult:
Go away, clown man
Don't say this in front of teachers
Situation 8: Your walking into school. Also 당신 don't like school.
I'd like to say how happy I am to be here. I'd also like to stranded on a desert island with~insert name of celebrity 당신 dislike~ I did'nt ask to be here, infact I'm missing a~insert T.Vshow 당신 like here~show here I'M TALKING SACRIFICE HERE. Actually I'm only here because it "ilegal" and all.
^ it helps if 당신 use a Slappy 다람쥐 accent.
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I'll make a part 2 if 당신 want me too! just 코멘트 and tell me. I might add some songs from Animaniacs too.
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That's all, folks!