Well I'm gonna write now.
Situation 1: Someone asks for water 또는 anything water related:
당신 want your pool? 당신 want your water. I live inside a water tower. Why don't 당신 try this gusher on for size!
Pretty lame, but I have more,
Situation 2: Someone asks "what did s/he say?":
I think s/he said "Hoiil, how'd you? With the going, 당신 were there but here now, for me to see, how'd ya do?
With haste, to the Maypole, I mean, next,
Situation 3: Someone Knocks on the door:
Nobody get's in to see the wizard not nobody not no how!!
다음 situation,
Situation 4: Someone is being a jerk to 당신 또는 your just like being rude 또는 당신 just need a good comeback:
Last time I saw a mouth that big it had a fishhook in it.
I 사랑 this 다음 one,
Situation 5: Your talking to someone who cusses alot:
Now I'm gonna clean your chimney and if your language is any indication it must be filthy.
I actually got in trouble for saying this one ^ too my mom.
Situation 6: Someone asks 당신 for something to eat and your bored:
We have tang, tang, tang and ohh yeah, tang
다음 is another one 당신 should be careful about:
Situation 7: Someone is bothering you, 또는 당신 need a insult:
Go away, clown man
Don't say this in front of teachers
Situation 8: Your walking into school. Also 당신 don't like school.
I'd like to say how happy I am to be here. I'd also like to stranded on a desert island with~insert name of celebrity 당신 dislike~ I did'nt ask to be here, infact I'm missing a~insert T.Vshow 당신 like here~show here I'M TALKING SACRIFICE HERE. Actually I'm only here because it "ilegal" and all.
^ it helps if 당신 use a Slappy 다람쥐 accent.
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I'll make a part 2 if 당신 want me too! just 코멘트 and tell me. I might add some songs from Animaniacs too.
******
That's all, folks!
Situation 1: Someone asks for water 또는 anything water related:
당신 want your pool? 당신 want your water. I live inside a water tower. Why don't 당신 try this gusher on for size!
Pretty lame, but I have more,
Situation 2: Someone asks "what did s/he say?":
I think s/he said "Hoiil, how'd you? With the going, 당신 were there but here now, for me to see, how'd ya do?
With haste, to the Maypole, I mean, next,
Situation 3: Someone Knocks on the door:
Nobody get's in to see the wizard not nobody not no how!!
다음 situation,
Situation 4: Someone is being a jerk to 당신 또는 your just like being rude 또는 당신 just need a good comeback:
Last time I saw a mouth that big it had a fishhook in it.
I 사랑 this 다음 one,
Situation 5: Your talking to someone who cusses alot:
Now I'm gonna clean your chimney and if your language is any indication it must be filthy.
I actually got in trouble for saying this one ^ too my mom.
Situation 6: Someone asks 당신 for something to eat and your bored:
We have tang, tang, tang and ohh yeah, tang
다음 is another one 당신 should be careful about:
Situation 7: Someone is bothering you, 또는 당신 need a insult:
Go away, clown man
Don't say this in front of teachers
Situation 8: Your walking into school. Also 당신 don't like school.
I'd like to say how happy I am to be here. I'd also like to stranded on a desert island with~insert name of celebrity 당신 dislike~ I did'nt ask to be here, infact I'm missing a~insert T.Vshow 당신 like here~show here I'M TALKING SACRIFICE HERE. Actually I'm only here because it "ilegal" and all.
^ it helps if 당신 use a Slappy 다람쥐 accent.
******
I'll make a part 2 if 당신 want me too! just 코멘트 and tell me. I might add some songs from Animaniacs too.
******
That's all, folks!
This is great,
this is perfect,
it's always the same thing with cats,
there's always some ignorant human assumin' we like to chase rats!
I'm gettin' real sick of this Stereotypical View!
We can't be controlled and we hate to be told what to do!
They misunderstand us, they can't command us!
We don't purr if we're not in the mood!
Humans believe that the 동물 사랑 them but
all we want is their food!
I can't take this job, I won't work for
that slob anyhow!
I'm tellin' Runt that
it's over, we're leavin' right now!
this is perfect,
it's always the same thing with cats,
there's always some ignorant human assumin' we like to chase rats!
I'm gettin' real sick of this Stereotypical View!
We can't be controlled and we hate to be told what to do!
They misunderstand us, they can't command us!
We don't purr if we're not in the mood!
Humans believe that the 동물 사랑 them but
all we want is their food!
I can't take this job, I won't work for
that slob anyhow!
I'm tellin' Runt that
it's over, we're leavin' right now!