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Based off the sceen from the TV show from Adult Swim, Metalocalypse. Enjoy.(Viewer Discretion is advice)

Humphrey, Garth, Hutch, Candu, and Salty (Who are in anthro form) are at a grocery store for the first time doing their own shopping.

Humphrey: *Gasps* What's this place called?

Hutch: I is, I believe called, "Food Library." Food, Food, Library.

Humphrey: Foooood Liiiibr-

Salty: Its called a grocery store, 당신 DOUCHEBAGS! I'm sorry about Douchebags, they got...cut low blood sugar.

Garth: Alright, here's the deal. We have to do our own shopping so we can make our own 공식 만찬, 저녁 식사 like regular jack offs do. Now you're all in charge in putting together one dish. And don't just buy BOOZE! That ain't FOOD!

Candu: What do 당신 mean "BOOZE ain't FOOD?!" I'd rather chop off my ding-dong than admit that!

Humphrey: You'd rather chop off your ding-dong than not drink?

Candu: Yeah!

Humphrey: Wow-Wee!

*Meanwhile*

Garth: *Makes his way to the meat section to get hot dogs. He sees them being glass, so he pushes his head though the glass, getting a shard stuck in his head. He reaches his hand in there, getting his right arm and hand bloody, and puts the hot 개 with glass shards in his basket*

*Meanwhile*

Candu: *Looks at his list, looking for 레몬 Tarts, and sees old 늑대 with goldish fur* Hey, grandma! Is there olives in it?

Eve: In what?

Candu: 레몬 Tarts, wrinkle tit! Jesus!

Eve: I never!

Candu: Good! Then its Pee-Pee time! *Unzips his pants and takes a piss in the olives in front of Eve*

*Meanwhile*

Salty: *Pushing a grocery 카트 that is filled to the 상단, 맨 위로 with booze. He walks up to a employee who's putting groceries on the shelf* Hey, chief, is this stuff good for soup? *Points to his booze*

Employee:..No.

Salty: Ahhh! That's a yes.

*Meanwhile*

Humphrey: *Looks at his list* What is, "Wall..nuts?"

Hutch: *Throws a box of tampons in Humphrey's cart* Hey, Humphrey look inside of your basket. Guess why you're in such a crappy mood? 당신 have lady tampons! 당신 buy them for yourself, go have a conversation with all the ladies and tell them your problems.

Humphrey: You's a lady, Hutch!

Hutch: NO I'M NOT!

*Meanwhile*

Garth: *Looks at his list* Two cups of rice. *Takes a bag 또는 rice, holds a cup, and pours 쌀 into the cup, and then he pours the cup into the cart, but it just goes though the holes of the cart* Brutal...

*Meanwhile*

Candu: *Still taking a piss on the olives in front of Eve*

*Meanwhile*

Salty: *In the meat section holding a blue lobster* Ok, so hold on now. So you're telling me 당신 put these little guys boiling water, and they shriek, and they turn red, and they die?

Employee: Yes, sir.

Salty: That is the most Metal thing I have ever heard in my whole life. High-Paw!

Garth: *On the store intercom speaker* PRICE CHEEECK! CLEAN UP AISLE 6, ROLLING BODY LAND SLIIIIDE!

Hutch: Oh, that's great.

Garth: DON'T FORGET OUR SPECIAL SALE ON EVERY BONE BROKEN CHICKEEEEEN! HURRY!

Hutch: Go get them, Garth.

Garth: *Trying to stop himself from laughing* AND TRY OUR TASTY *Laughing a little still* FISH! AISLE 3!

Hutch: *Goes up to Eve* I 사랑 the laugh....hi.

Eve: Hi.

Hutch: Guess what? 당신 are a GMLIF. That means 당신 are a Grandmother I would like to-

THE END! :D

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Original Scene. I hope 당신 enjoyed this small parody. :3
i walked to winston and eves 굴, 덴 sat and started grooming myself. winston stepped out and said "hello hutch why are 당신 here?" I said "I came to warn of a danger." scream! i woke up and saw garth he was carrying kate she tried countlessly to get away but didnt succeed. garth set her down kate screamed garth continued to hold her and said"listen i know this is weird but this needs to happen!" kate stressed and stressed some more. candu was 다음 to me i said "whats happened to you!?" he said "the eastern 늑대 tortured me and 당신 im gonna die 옮기기 on man good bye." he was silenced forever after...
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as i walked closer to the 늑대 굴, 덴 i kneeled and said malord i licked my right leg as eve and winston walked out of the 굴, 덴 they both said ;hello hutch what are 당신 doing? I replied ;I came to warn of a danger,, hunters they come every 년 but for what for? winston said ; that is a mystery that may not be solved. *boom* huh ; i was sleeping! I whatched the door slam kate was missing i was confused what had happened?!? I looked through a hole in the door I saw kate being carried 의해 garth he set her down and she screamed garth this issss nooot haapppeeennninnnggg im not going to do this!!...
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thats when it all happened. garth had betrayed the pack. he was last seen choking his father and he dropped him and walked away. he thought ;now I can live my own life. he then walked over to kates grave and said; may the lord be with you. ;you were one of the few people who journeyed into the howling dark,.. and never returned. he did the 십자가, 크로스 .on the grave and said ;ill never forget you. the 다음 morning eve awoke the pack had gathered around something she couldnt see very well. she walked down from her and winstons den. she went to the crowd and pushed through. what she saw almost made...
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After a few hours of howling, Kate and Humphrey started walking down the 언덕, 힐 to the alpha den, meanwhile they were walking Humphrey notices how hot Kate looked under the moons shine. Ones they entered the 굴, 덴 they both saw Winston, Eve and Lilly sound asleep.Humphrey looked at Kate how was staring into space.

"Something wrong Kate" Humphrey asked.

"No, I'm just felling cold" Kate replied and started to shiver.

"I can fix that" Humphrey replied with a warm smile.

As both starred at each other romantically for a few 분 .

"I'd 사랑 that" Kate replied Happily.

Then Humphrey started to lead Kate...
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posted by OmegaLeader
"Jet, Jet!!" Jake came sprinting into my room. I sat up on my 침대 and rubbed my eyes. "What?" Jake had a bad expression on his face that didn't look good. "Jet the house is on fire!" The smoke started entering my room blocking my nasil cavity and stuffing up my nose. It was entering my eyes causing my eyes to water, the burning and stinging was intense. Then my throat felt as if I was scratched on the inside of my throat. "Come on Jake lets get out of here!", we ran down the hall to where the bathroom was but was blocked off 의해 debris so we headed the other way. Each cut into a different room...
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Sorry that I haven't 게시됨 더 많이 of the series but I am back on the series.

I woke up from the shine of the sun. I looked at Alyssa, the light was shining so beautifully on her, the sheets were off and she was a little revealing. I smirked and laughed a bit. I walked out of the room down the hall, I felt a little sense of disturbance like a feeling in my stomach that something was bad had happened. I didn't 샤워 after last night's swim and took a shower. I put my iPod on a few songs low enough so it doesn't wake anyone up, I got a towel and wash cloth and put on some hot water. The steam...
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The 사랑 That Never Was 1

"Jet!" I was startled an got on my feet as fast as I could, "Wait wha... who's there?” Kate giggled a bit, "It's me silly". I lie back down, sigh a bit, "Couldn't have like five 더 많이 minutes." My eyes were blinded 의해 some sunlight that found its way in my den. I rubbed my eyes and just got on clothes for the day. Kate was already ready in her skirt; she had a plain T-shirt exposing some of her stomach. 2 weeks, 2 weeks! 2 weeks from today we will be getting married. We walked outside holding hands; I felt her soft paw giving me a sweet sensation. She put on her helmet,...
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posted by OmegaLeader
I woke up to the blinding golden rays of the sun; though it was snowing outside it made the room feel 더 많이 warm. Alyssa had come to 침대 late last night; she was still taking care of Crystal. Today was also a big 일 for the three of us, we will be moving letting Jake and the eastern to care and live in our home, 또는 at least our once home. We have decided to go, 옮기기 on find a new home, and leave the grief and negativity of that home. We will be taking Shadow's Toyota Tundra, it should be no problem to rip through the snow with that monster. I had gotten up already, put on a simple tank top...
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ai is EXTREME CONTROVERSIAL but I did got curious on found one of the ai sites and so I tried it out and this is what the ai literally said:

- The 늑대 pack's dynamics would have changed, as the alpha pair would be Garth and Kate, leading with their own style and rules.
- Humphrey would have felt heartbroken and rejected, and probably would have moved away from the pack 또는 tried to find another mate.
- It is likely that Garth and Kate's progeny would have a different set of characteristics and personalities compared to Humphrey's offspring.
- The plot of the subsequent 영화 in the franchise would have undergone significant changes, as the focus would shift from Humphrey's adventures and romantic endeavors to Garth and Kate's challenges as leaders.

Despite these differences, I believe that the central message of the movie, which emphasizes the importance of teamwork, accepting differences, and breaking down prejudices, would have remained unchanged.
added by Chidori1334
A Hero’s Past is where the callbacks and references really started coming. I figured I kinda had to reference the first movie a bit since this was a prequel story.

Right off the bat, the story starts out with the ending paragraph from Legend and that’s because this is the beginning of the entire Alpha and Omega story. I said at the end of Legend that the story told around the logboard always began with those words, so I decided to include them in quotations at the very start of the very first story.

In chapter two, I made a quick reference to the third movie when I mentioned the Great Wolf...
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posted by PurpleDragon02
I guess, in a way, Viggo did break Humphrey’s piece during the final battle. But instead of killing him, he broke his spirit instead when he killed Runt. Humphrey’s grief over Runt was going to be the cause of something big going 앞으로 so I wanted to take a lot of time to fully flesh out just how badly Runt’s death affected him. Plus, it made Kate’s uplifting monologue even 더 많이 meaningful.

Speaking of which, Kate’s monologue in chapter twenty-four wasn’t too hard to come up with. I really just thought about what Humphrey meant to her and the impact he had on her life. Kate’s...
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I decided to have a little misdirect 의해 having Humphrey saying some worrying final-sounding words to make it seem like he was gonna die again, when in actuality, it was Runt who was going to die. And I decided to rub it in a little 의해 having Runt be the one who says they’re all going to make it out alright.

Something I didn’t realize with the dialogue between Viggo and Humphrey when the battle first starts is that even though I didn’t try, I followed up with the quote from the beginning, saying that Viggo didn’t seem to have any weaknesses. That line was mainly just for effect to emphasize...
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The very first thing that I knew would happen when I first started thinking up ideas for The Final War was that I was going to bring as many characters back as I could and get everyone together to fight Viggo. This was the grand finale and although cliché, I knew it was going to be awesome. So, I made a list of all the packs and individual allies from both the 영화 and my stories, so I made sure that I got them all. And there was one character in particular I was excited to bring back, 더 많이 on that later.

The Lone Survivors are not my creation. For the last six months 또는 so of 글쓰기 The...
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posted by Katecutewolf
This is a series of mini stories that I created getting parts from the original movie and liking the chapter 5 based on the story of @katealphawolf named “The ritual of Love” I hope 당신 enjoy it as much as I do. This story contains sexual content, so it’s recommended for +13. 당신 are warned!


Chapter 2: The wedding day
The 일 arrived and it was a beautiful 일 full of joy and happiness because that same 일 was going to be the wedding 일 of those two 늑대 in love. Kate bathed and brushed her beautiful mane, also arranged with a beautiful purple 꽃 다음 to her ear. On the other side...
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Well hello there everyone 엘 am making plans for my each oc
characters showing what l'm having in the future not just only of mine oc lara's future development now give 당신 show some info.

The Lone Survivors:The revenge of the hunter:Atfer the events of The Final War Lara and her's few pack members before they went back to their's 집 seeing the three hunters lara had encounter back in the winter season while she was a lone wolf.

Birth of The Prowler:Before she was named the Prowler Barbara was a warrior in her's cain her's mother Alvie teaches her the ways of the prowler.

Alone Wolf:When Viggo raided The New Frontier Johnny was forced out of his home.

The Wise Warrior:A week later after Kenny's death Lara and Johnny are dealing with his death when they meet a strong 늑대 named Brutus.