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The Cause of Stupidity:
Long 이전 in Southern America their was a donkey named, Ferine. Ferine was super smart. He was smarter than all the animals. His IQ was 409. His parents were very proud of him.
One 일 Ferine went to the market and was buying pears. He picked up the pear. The price was 2$. Ferine wanted to buy 2 pears but only had 3$. So, Ferine went up to the counter with 2 pears. The cashier, Monkey said, “That will be 4$ sir.” Monkey was nervous talking to the smartest animal. He was the dumbest animal and his parents were not proud of him. Ferine frowned, “What do 당신 mean? I...
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posted by HaleyDewit
Decades 이전 the San Francisco 만, 베이 had been overlapped 의해 the gigantic Golden Gate Bridge. Night and 일 were perfectly separated and there was a balance between buildings and nature. However, ever since Wyatt Halliwell had taken over community, the city was covered in darkness 24/7. The bridge had been blown up when he’d 로스트 his temper once again, which happened lots of times.
Everyone was scared to death for the 참드 Ones son and there were only a handful of people who stood up to him. The rest of the community was murdered on his command 또는 tried to please him 의해 spying on the enemy...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. 당신 can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 22: Wayne's Invention

Wayne was sitting on his front porch when he saw Parker arrive in his Packard, followed 의해 Kevin in his truck, and Liam in a Buick.

Wayne: Perfect. Right on time.
Kevin: *Walks with Liam, and Parker towards Wayne*
Liam: Good morning.
Parker: What did...
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posted by McDreamyluva
Here's the famous 'Best Divorce Letter' 의해 Dan to Connie, pretty hilarious, definitely a must read! xD



Dear Connie,

I know the counselor said we shouldn't contact each other during our "cooling off" period, but I couldn't wait anymore.

The 일 당신 left, I swore I'd never talk to 당신 again but that was just the wounded little boy in me talking. Still, I never wanted to be the first on to make contact. In my fantasies, it was always 당신 who would come crawling back to me. I guess my pride needed that. But now I see that my pride’s cost me a lot of things. I'm tired of pretending I don't miss you....
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As a proud visitor of forty-four of the fifty United States, I am a bit of a self-taught expert in amusing oneself on long rides in motor vehicles. Whether 당신 are the driver, riding shotgun, 또는 sitting in the back, there is a plethora of ways to make said drive go 의해 much faster.
One way to take a long, boring drive across the never changing flatness of Nebraska 또는 Oklahoma, and mold it into an enjoyable spending of one’s time is to engage in a physical fight with a sibling. This works best when 당신 are driving and the sibling is in the back seat. It does not matter if the said sibling is...
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posted by NatalieSunshine
1.Run with her on the beach.
2.Give her your sweater when she’s cold.
3.Never talk about other girls infront of her.
4.Learn to play the 기타 for her.
5.Comfort her when she’s scared.
6.Watch the sunset with her.
7.If she can’t sleep read her a bedtime story.
8.If 당신 get in a fight with her and she starts crying,just stop and hold her.
9.Never force her to do anything.
10.Call her beautifull,especially when she least expects it.
11.Never let her walk alone.
12.Play with her hair when she’s laying on your chest.
13.Always make the first move.
14.Never lie to her she’ll find out.
15.Kiss her when...
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posted by i_luv_angst
65 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Wisconsin plant gardens.

60 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Wisconsin sunbathe.

50 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Wisconsin drive with the windows down.

40 above zero:
Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Wisconsin throw on a flannel shirt.

35 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Wisconsin have the last cookout before it gets cold.

20 above Zero
People in Miami all die.
Wisconsinites close the windows.

Zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico...
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posted by Mallory101
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1.    When a stranger helps me pick up something I accidentally dropped
2.    When the DJ plays a song I requested
3.    Reading my old diaries/journals
4.    Hearing good results from the dentist
5.    Coming 집 after being away for a while
6.    The fresh feeling after I wash my face
7.    Getting in line before it gets long
8.    Being in the car while its going through an electric car wash
9.    Finding out your having...
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posted by Icepaw_Kenobi
1. Ask about 피자 maintenance and repair.
2. Ask for extra homo-sapien
3. Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
4. Ask if the 피자 is organically grown.
5. Ask them if 당신 get a free 날짜 with one of the staff if 당신 make an order over $30.
6. Ask if they have any idea what is at stake with this pizza.
7. Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a 설명 to go with the term. Ask that this be done to your pizza.
8. Ask if 당신 get to keep the 피자 box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief.
9. Order a one-inch pizza.
10. Tell them to put the crust...
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posted by invadercalliope
Ok today i'm going to tell 당신 a story!
Mrs.green: Class today is friday and this is your last peried but still doesn't give 당신 the right to slack off! ARE WE CLEAR!
Class: YES MA'AM!
Cheral:Hi i'm Cheral this is my class i'm in the seventh grade and it's been a fun year!
Tabbi:Hi i'm new in the class i have only been here for a week and it's been fun! my rival here is cheral we sometimes have a fight with umm braging in it it's a never win 또는 lose fight its one of those that 당신 hate.
Cheral:Do 당신 have that one girl that 당신 don't like naturaly its not that we figght about whose better its that...
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posted by blaise_jez
Q .. How do 당신 sink a submarine full of blondes?
A .. Knock on the door.

Q .. Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers every month?
A .. The instructions stated, "good for up to 20 pounds".

Q .. What stops then goes then stops then goes?
A .. A blonde at a blinking red light.

Q .. What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A .. A blonde parade.

Q .. What is the blonde's highest ambition in life?
A .. They want to be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Q .. What are the six worst years in a blonde's life.
A .. Third grade.

Q .. What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?
A .. 당신 keep hearing about them, but never see any.

Q .. How to 당신 keep a blonde busy all day?
A .. Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.

Q .. What do 당신 do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A .. Run! She's got a hand grenade in her mouth.
posted by miniabby33
Things to do when bored.
1 call all of your contacts on your phone
2 walk around your neighborhood and everytime 당신 see someon say a compleatly 랜덤 word like tacos
3 fake play a video game to annoy someone don't forget sound effects
4 dance to every song on the radio
5 walk around a public place with your pants pulled up like a nerd
6 hang out with old friends
7 have a 차 party like 당신 did when 당신 were little
8 write your name n a piece of paper over and over
9 play ding dong ditch
10 act. Like your alseep on a chair in public and scare everyone who comes 의해 except old people


코멘트 and I will make more
posted by whatsupbugs
I owe a lot of thanks to the wonderful people of this website. I've learned a lot from all of 당신 and have changed a lot as a person.

I used to not value friendship that much. I was born with autism so I tried to avoid having friends. I was cool with being 의해 my own, but a former 팬팝 member, named Harleenquinzel5 (Lola), became my first true friend on here. Her kindness and supportive nature made me care about friendship.

Since then, I've met several 더 많이 wonderful people who have become close 프렌즈 of mine.

Thank 당신 my friends. Your messages, comments, props, images, etc. give me tons of sunshine and make me appreciate my life even more.

Thank 당신 for giving me the magic of friendship. You're amazing 프렌즈 that make 팬팝 a great place!
posted by legend_of_roxas
    In the article, Color Blindness: Psychological Effects, Jessika Bailey describes what color blindness is and how it affects the psychology of a person who is afflicted 의해 this disability. Color blindness is when one, two, 또는 all retinal photoreceptors, 또는 cones, in someone’s eyes are damaged 또는 not working in some way. Bailey explains that this is usually caused 의해 a mutated X chromosome. Men that have one of this mutated chromosome get color blindness, and women must have two of this chromosome to get the disability as well. There are three types of cones in someone’s...
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1.We are men we like sex.......it is like a constant dog barking at the gate, we leash this dog in a relationship and give 당신 the key.....if 당신 dont feed, water, and give the dog a 집 he might break out....with this basic knowledge 당신 can begin understanding men
2.Those cooments that 당신 gossip and say we are soo cruel and misunderstanding.......we have a very weird sensor most things 당신 are offended 의해 we think we are complimenting you....
3.We dont mind going shopping with you, but there are rules.
A.dont drag us around like 개 holding your bags and not give us a reward.....atleast contemplate...
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posted by 16falloutboy
Patrick Stump: Dani?
Dani Benson: Yes?
Patrick Stump: 당신 and me are gonna have a good time together tonight ;)
Dani Benson: Billie help me! Oh wait I don’t trust 당신 to help me, Gerard help me!
Billie Joe Armstrong: Wha….you don’t trust me to do anything
Dani Benson: Yeah and I’d like to keep it that way
Billie Joe Armstrong: ………………
Dani Benson: XP
Patrick Stump: -rolls eyes-
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Dani Benson: Billie, get in your corner!
Billie Joe Armstrong: No!
Dani Benson: Get in your corner and think about what you’ve done!
Billie Joe Armstrong: I...
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posted by amdow98
Yes yes. The 제목 makes this seem urgent. Well I'm here to tell 당신 about my life. Yea I'm growing up in a small town (well 2) and I'm pretty friendly. I had a bully in prschool. Yes a bully who thought she was the boss of everyone. Well I go to a Catholic School in my hometown. I 사랑 it there. I have so many friends. And they like me for who I am. I currently do dance. My parents are divorced. I have 4 cats. I had a guinea pig, but she died. Thank 당신 for your time :) God Bless Y'all <3333333

Things to annoy your sis:
Say something over and over again
Nugde her repetatively
Play Taylor 빠른, 스위프트 음악 if she doesn't really like her(My sis isn't such a fan)
Do everything she does


That's pretty much it.
<3amdow98
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hi everybody. We're just gonna cut through the crossover parody today.
Audience: WHAT?!
Tom: Relax, I'm just joking.
Audience: Oh, *Laughing*
Master Sword: What is today's crossover parody Tom?
Tom: Storm Of The Century. It combines the fanfic, The Storm with the MLP episode, Swarm Of The Century. Let us begin.

Storm Of The Century

Starring everyone as theirselves

Fluttershy: *Sees a snowflake on the ground*...
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posted by windwakerguy430
Well jeez, it's been one whole 년 since the COVID pandemic has come into the United States and 더 많이 for the world. And while we progress closer to the vaccine, and hopefully a brighter, we have to ask ourselves questions. A lot of our world leaders seemed to have not made the best choices 또는 had our best interests in mind. From the U.S. to China to Russia to the U.K. And so on and so forth. So with this pandemic being a 년 long, can we say that our world leaders have learned from this experience?




















Alright, that's all the time we have. Go back home, wash your hands, and tell your grandparents 당신 사랑 them.