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•    HUG it daily
•    Be nice and pet it when it is feeling emotional
•    Kiss it twice everyday
•    Play patty cake with it fiercely
•    Don’t cuss in your house
•    Give it an even number of baths everyday (You better be listening!)
•    Don’t let it watch educational television
•    Enter the room with a bow ,when 당신 visit your 말 dormitory
•    Don’t ever scare it 또는 tease it with yarn...
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1. 당신 grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
2. The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
3. 당신 take 사진 of yourself from ten feet away without using your camera’s auto-timer.
4. Your eyes stay open when 당신 sneeze.
5. 당신 don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
6. You’re elected "Employee of the Month" at 스타벅스 and 당신 don’t even work there.
7. 당신 spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
8. Your 고양이 are named "Cream" and "Sugar."
9. 당신 can’t even remember your 초 cup.
10. 당신 can jump-start your car without cables.

*** I didn't write this. i got it from link
i thought it was funny and wanted to share it***
 The 선실, 캐빈
The Cabin
선실, 캐빈 for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Eleven: James
    “She’s what?” Tori screamed, in horror. Dr. Haffer looked at her again, “She’s about 2 months pregnant.” Tori gagged. I was horrified. I looked at my hands. “She’s pregnant?” I asked. Tori was in tears again. “No, this can’t be. We…” I thought back to 2 months ago. It was that party Damian had thrown. Chelsea and I had been in love. I sighed. It was no use. She was pregnant. I bit my lip and walked out the door. I couldn’t deal with this. I would go back to the house,...
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선실, 캐빈 for the Summer
Chapter Ten: Chelsea & Others
(I know this isn’t supposed to be Chelsea’s chapter, but since Chelsea and James broke up something is going to happen!)
By: moolah

    “I can’t do this anymore!” I screamed in his face, tears running down my face. “Stop yelling at me!” He yelled, a fist at his side. “It’s not helping anything!” Tori walked downstairs in her PJ’s and her eyes looking heavy. All the lights downstairs were on and Beth and David were trying to sleep, but I didn’t care. James had come back to the 선실, 캐빈 drunk again with...
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posted by Insane4ever
Before i start this story....sorry if i misspell things......

A guy is laying dead in a desert.....or is he just unconcious....he is moveing.....he cant be dead,this story will be following that guy.....that misterious guy that is misteriously laying in the middle of the desert....

The guy is slowly opening his eyes.....the sun is distracting him he cant see anything clearly enough yet.....he is thinking that he must have been unconcious for a long time,but how long,he doesnt know.his sight is slowly clearing up,he sees that he is in the middle of a desert.....no objects 또는 trees 또는 bushes around...
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posted by EllentheStrange
1.I got stabbed 의해 a freaking spoon!
2.OMG!A purple sock!
3.I 펀치 boxes!
4.Oh,shit,shake that grass!
5.Who ate all the 땅콩 butter!
6.If I ever get the chance to meet wiL Francis,I'm going to ask to touch his wenis.
7.I bet 당신 Gerard Way was a player as a baby.
8.I laughed at the orgasm
9.Gerard Way and wiL Francis are the same freaking person!
10.The obsession with death becomes a way life.
11.I have a blood fetish
12.Holy cannibal cupcakes!
13.Edward Cullen is a sparkling gay fairy.
15.The cow goes meow
16.I could live off of mac and cheese!
17.I would totally burn a church.
18.Don't touch my bruise!
19.But M&M's are my friends
20.Mommy!The teddy 곰 is staring at me.
posted by TDAPlayer158
Tonight 당신 go on a murder spree.

It happens every week.

I'm hoping that 당신 won't kill me.

당신 buy weapons and guns.

당신 are certainly hooked.

당신 go crazy when your victim runs.

Once the 본즈 are torn.

당신 cannot turn back.

I hate to say a war is born.

당신 may think it's a-thrilling,

To end so many lives.

But 당신 should not go a-killing.

당신 like it when your victims go jumping,

They give out loud hollers.

But you'll soon come to nothing.

Your stopping people from eating,

This trouble needs to stop.

No 더 많이 talking, no 더 많이 beating.

I know this will not cease,

It has been a 년 now,

당신 have become a beast.

My friend, my friend.
here u go

1. ride around on trolles
2. scream at the 상단, 맨 위로 of ur voice
3. chuck thing over the isle
4. run around like an idiot
5. go around annoying randemers
6. have a game of bogies(with a friend u have to say it louder than ur friend)
7. play with the kids toys
8. if the 샵 has those mad moving step that are flat run up and down them
9. runo up and down them on the wronge side
10. keep runing in and out the 샵

if 당신 have done one 또는 더 많이 of these tips 당신 should have benn 왕좌, 왕위 out

have fun xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
posted by shomill
respect- sit down, shut up, and treat the other person like a god/goddess no matter how they really act

love- being nice to someone all the time, even when they obviously can't stand 당신 and and 당신 and them both would be much happer if 당신 weren't together

loyalty- sticking around for no reason, except possibly that you're too insecure to leave

faith- belief in something even in a complete absence of proof

hope- no matter how impossible your wishes seem, you're stupid enough to keep wishing

cynic- a realist, hardened 의해 a lifetime of emotional bondage
posted by jblovesme4ever

1)cry randomly

2) when the teacher calls on 당신 say whocares

3)when somone else answeres a qustion say i no ino and if the teacher calls on 당신 say how should i no

4)scream out nerd when 당신 walk 의해 somene

5)call smart ppl nerds

6)read magizenes when 당신 are supposed to do work

7)read this list as your history 신고 and say this should be an a ppls

8) play your 아이팟 and say this is my fravorite song

9) always say yea when 당신 get an f in a test

10) say i llove 당신 to your teaachers

11)the end is always the begining of your project
posted by Diblover111
 This picture is also done 의해 ak-47
This picture is also done by ak-47
Please note: Everything before the dotted line thing is not done 의해 me, it is done 의해
ak-47. Just a couple differences in our writing: 1 They did theirs in 3rd person, I’m doing mine in 1st, point of view Dib. 2, They mention Dib is in pajamas, in mine Dib is in his normal clothes. Oh, and this story will continue. This is just the first part. Ok, here it is…

Dib stumbled out from the door, coughing and wheezing. He took a few steps 앞으로 before turning his eyes, red rimmed with smoke and exhaustion towards his burning house.
"Dad! Gaz!"
With a burst of adrenaline, he sped back towards...
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posted by MiizLadiDiime
this is what goes through my friend's head 24 7 ugh i could strangle her also what she would probably say if she ever met him

taylor oh taylor (dreaming of our wedding)
1. i follow 당신 evrywhere im there when 당신 buy eggs and when 당신 sleeping
2. im the girl who wrote those suicdal notes wen u said u didnt 사랑 me
3.i wacth all the film youve been in its 3 isnt it well i wacthed them all over and over
4. i may be years younger but im right for 당신 even if it is against the law
5. when 당신 used the toilet i was there with my camera hidding in the cubicals
6. i talk about 당신 all 일 long and drive...
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posted by jodith
im freakin randomly bored,,so.....
ummmm just so....:P

If 당신 have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, 당신 have $1.19. 당신 also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the 링컨 Memorial.

President Kennedy was the fastest 랜덤 speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.

In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.

Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents...
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posted by Fangirl99
poem 1:the world

the sun shines bright
there's day,and there's night
both are beautiful sights
this is the world

Winter,spring,summer,and fall
is a magical season
so there is no reason
for 당신 to hate
seasons so great

we are all one
we need the sun
we need the air
we all care
about the world

poem 2:love

there is something above
we cant see it
we cant bee it
but we all know what it is
it is love

사랑 is what we need
to live,to breath
to be what we can be
we all need love

사랑 is power
사랑 is strong.
thats why 사랑 songs
are so very strong

Poem 3:run (this one isnt all that good)

in the sun
is where i run
away from here
ill not be near

Something that will kill me
something that can be
so deadly and strong
and can kill me with a song

thats why i run
in the sun
i still remember 당신 hum.
im sorry i must run.
posted by pandawinx
Hello everyone! :)

I'm here 글쓰기 about the sadness of people getting teased over how they look.

I hear some songs taking the mic of people who aren't perfect pyshically and I hear horrid things about bullying in public schools.

It makes me sad because back when I was a kid, I used to get teased for having a birth mark on my nose which wasn't overly flattering.
People in my class used to call it the "Witches" spot and said stupid stuff like "Burn the witch!" and "Nice wart" And some people were scared to go near me because they thought that a birth mark was contagious and that they'll get it....
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Me: well I’m in tournament of the minds which is like a problem solving them which involves 연기 it out. Anyway my team made it to state and on the bus trip back let’s just say I was hypo. This is my funny story and the 일 I 로스트 all my 프렌즈 lol.

Okay so we'd just had a good night’s rest after coming back. We didn't win but we had fun, so we boarded the bus and i thought i'd annoy my facilitator (in 년 12) let’s call him Fred. Anyway so i sat 다음 to 프레드 who i had sat 다음 to on the way and annoyed the hell out of him lol. Anyway so we took off and ‘Vince’ and 'Howard' (Females...
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posted by xxXsk8trXxx
After dying, I went to heaven. Funny story, actually.
So after I got there, I had to wait in this big line! I didn't know what the hell was at the end of it. So about two hours later, I was at the beggining of the line. As it was my turn, I stepped up to a man wearing a flight attendant uniform.
"What's your name, mister?" He asked me
"John Richardson."
"Hmm, John Richardson, 45 years old, shot in the head, you're gonna have to wait for the 다음 bus."
"There are busses that take 당신 to heaven. Now, 당신 can wait in one of our many lovley shops of caffes."
I walked to a nearby coffee shop,...
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posted by Dan_07


I don't know what anything means...
posted by seacat243
노래 Career

I thought this was going to be one of the most exciting events in my entire life but, it was the opposite. All my life I wanted to be a singer. I thought I would never get the opportunity to work out my vocals. But one day, it all happened… “Oooo, what’s this?” I said as I looked at a commercial on T.V. The commercial said, “Ever dreamed of becoming a singer? Now’s your chance!!! Go to www.countrycanadasinging.ca. If 당신 send us an E-mail, We might actually sign 당신 up to be a singer!!! So, again that’s, www.countrycanadasinging.ca if 당신 want to sign...
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posted by kitty190123
1. Meet someone with MPD
2. Become scientist
3. Warn Abraham 링컨 not to go to the theater
4. Wear a 셔츠 that says "Life" and hand out lemons
5. Go to Australia
6. Win a 기네스 World Record
7. Walk in the Olympic Opening ceremony
8. Work at 디즈니 in the summer
9. Meet Roshon Fegan
10. Win the lottery
11. Eat a weird food
12. Go on a cruise
13. Make a viral video
14. Voice an animated character
15. Find a cure for cancer
16. Swim with Winter the Dolphin

The following is stuff I'm 글쓰기 just because my 기사 isn't long enough.