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A quick run-down should 당신 ever find yourself trapped in a horror movie and would prefer to live to tell the tale.
1. Don’t have sex.
-Seriously
-Abstinence is key.
2. Don’t go out with people you’ve just met that day.
-I don’t care how good he says his weed is
-he is cuckoo bananas
-and he wants 당신 dead.
3. Don’t go to camp. Especially one where someone was murdered.
-There are six words 당신 should YouTube, should 당신 get the chance
-“Kevin 베이컨 in Friday the 13th”
4. Find a good hiding place and… STAY. THERE.
-If the killer can’t see 당신 또는 hear 당신 WHY WOULD 당신 MOVE?
-Possibly the easiest rule to follow and, ironically enough, the easiest to break.
5. Always wear sensible shoes, ‘cause 당신 never know when you’ll need to run through the woods.
-Someone will always be barefoot
-Or in heels
-Or just plain clumsy
-And will sprain their ankles
-And die.
6. If the town looks deserted, it’s probably because everyone is dead.
-Don’t walk around looking for people
-House of Wax, anyone?
7. Don’t be a hero.
-Unless you’re name is Harry Fucking Potter, 당신 will die.
-Hell, maybe even then.
-I mean.
8. If 당신 hear something creepy in the distance, like a dog’s yelp cut off mid-bark, don’t investigate.
-The killer is there.
-Also your dog is dead.
9. Always check the backseat before entering your vehicle.
-The last thing 당신 need is to be killed while trying to merge on the expressway.
10. If your car breaks down in front of a dilapidated gas station, don’t ask a sketchy-looking townie for help.
-Some part of your body will wind up in his pick-up truck
11. Don’t go into the basement.
-They are creepy enough without 당신 dying in one.
12. If you’re trying to buy a house and the real estate agent won’t answer any direct 질문 about either the history of the 집 또는 the 이전 tenants, DO NOT 옮기기 IN.
-At some point, someone in the house heard voices and cracked.
13. Turn off the 텔레비전 (and run away) if a girl crawls out of it.
-It is obviously your wisest choice.
-SEE ALSO: poltergeist, daughter trapped in tv because of.
14. If the walls of your house bleed, do not attempt an exorcism.
-Move very very far away
-Because there’s blood on your walls.
-Blood.
-Your
-Walls
-Are
-Bleeding.
15. Don’t act like a detective.
-Some crazy Japanese kid who meows like a cat will attack 당신 in a closet.
-If 당신 live, awesome story to tell your friend, right?
-But if 당신 die, it is like the opposite of awesome.
16. 구글 the location you’ll be vacationing at.
-If 더 많이 than five reports for “Missing Persons” pops up, 당신 know not to go there.
-Issue. Solved.
17. Don’t get drunk. 또는 come under the influence of any mind-altering drug.
-Running away from a killer is that much harder when you’re tipsy and giggling.
18. If 당신 see someone in a mask, don’t assume it’s one of your 프렌즈 playing a trick on 당신 to scare you.
-It is the killer.
-ALSO: laughing while saying, “Tommy, is that 당신 in that stupid mask? Oh, I’m so-o-o-o-o scared!” is not conducive to your surviving.
-Killers are very sensitive about their disguises.
19. Don’t take a shower.
-ONLY APPLIES IF:
-It’s past midnight at the campground 당신 and your sorority sisters are staying at or
-The lock to the door doesn’t work and 당신 hear creepy 피아노 music
AND THE LAST AND MOST IMPORTANT:
20. If the call is coming from inside the house, get out.
-Clearly the killer is not outside, now is he
A quick run-down should 당신 ever find yourself trapped in a horror movie and would prefer to live to tell the tale.
1. Don’t have sex.
-Seriously
-Abstinence is key.
2. Don’t go out with people you’ve just met that day.
-I don’t care how good he says his weed is
-he is cuckoo bananas
-and he wants 당신 dead.
3. Don’t go to camp. Especially one where someone was murdered.
-There are six words 당신 should YouTube, should 당신 get the chance
-“Kevin 베이컨 in Friday the 13th”
4. Find a good hiding place and… STAY. THERE.
-If the killer can’t see 당신 또는 hear 당신 WHY WOULD 당신 MOVE?
-Possibly the easiest rule to follow and, ironically enough, the easiest to break.
5. Always wear sensible shoes, ‘cause 당신 never know when you’ll need to run through the woods.
-Someone will always be barefoot
-Or in heels
-Or just plain clumsy
-And will sprain their ankles
-And die.
6. If the town looks deserted, it’s probably because everyone is dead.
-Don’t walk around looking for people
-House of Wax, anyone?
7. Don’t be a hero.
-Unless you’re name is Harry Fucking Potter, 당신 will die.
-Hell, maybe even then.
-I mean.
8. If 당신 hear something creepy in the distance, like a dog’s yelp cut off mid-bark, don’t investigate.
-The killer is there.
-Also your dog is dead.
9. Always check the backseat before entering your vehicle.
-The last thing 당신 need is to be killed while trying to merge on the expressway.
10. If your car breaks down in front of a dilapidated gas station, don’t ask a sketchy-looking townie for help.
-Some part of your body will wind up in his pick-up truck
11. Don’t go into the basement.
-They are creepy enough without 당신 dying in one.
12. If you’re trying to buy a house and the real estate agent won’t answer any direct 질문 about either the history of the 집 또는 the 이전 tenants, DO NOT 옮기기 IN.
-At some point, someone in the house heard voices and cracked.
13. Turn off the 텔레비전 (and run away) if a girl crawls out of it.
-It is obviously your wisest choice.
-SEE ALSO: poltergeist, daughter trapped in tv because of.
14. If the walls of your house bleed, do not attempt an exorcism.
-Move very very far away
-Because there’s blood on your walls.
-Blood.
-Your
-Walls
-Are
-Bleeding.
15. Don’t act like a detective.
-Some crazy Japanese kid who meows like a cat will attack 당신 in a closet.
-If 당신 live, awesome story to tell your friend, right?
-But if 당신 die, it is like the opposite of awesome.
16. 구글 the location you’ll be vacationing at.
-If 더 많이 than five reports for “Missing Persons” pops up, 당신 know not to go there.
-Issue. Solved.
17. Don’t get drunk. 또는 come under the influence of any mind-altering drug.
-Running away from a killer is that much harder when you’re tipsy and giggling.
18. If 당신 see someone in a mask, don’t assume it’s one of your 프렌즈 playing a trick on 당신 to scare you.
-It is the killer.
-ALSO: laughing while saying, “Tommy, is that 당신 in that stupid mask? Oh, I’m so-o-o-o-o scared!” is not conducive to your surviving.
-Killers are very sensitive about their disguises.
19. Don’t take a shower.
-ONLY APPLIES IF:
-It’s past midnight at the campground 당신 and your sorority sisters are staying at or
-The lock to the door doesn’t work and 당신 hear creepy 피아노 music
AND THE LAST AND MOST IMPORTANT:
20. If the call is coming from inside the house, get out.
-Clearly the killer is not outside, now is he
I made a new friend yesterday at my high school.His name is Anthony and we have some things in common which is great!
I'm so glad we met each other.Tomorrow I'll hang out with him again and maybe go to his place.He actually lives right across the 거리 from me.So that means we get to walk to school together!!
Friendship is a great thing in life,and I'm glad I have a new friend to be with and chat with.My mom and dad always knew I could do it and I also thought that I would meet someone.
당신 could also make a friend and maybe 당신 have something in common with that person.And who knows maybe your new friend lives right 의해 you,if not at least 당신 still see them 또는 talk to them. :)
I'm so glad we met each other.Tomorrow I'll hang out with him again and maybe go to his place.He actually lives right across the 거리 from me.So that means we get to walk to school together!!
Friendship is a great thing in life,and I'm glad I have a new friend to be with and chat with.My mom and dad always knew I could do it and I also thought that I would meet someone.
당신 could also make a friend and maybe 당신 have something in common with that person.And who knows maybe your new friend lives right 의해 you,if not at least 당신 still see them 또는 talk to them. :)
Okay..
So. I saw this movie once.
I can agree much of the 연기 is hard to take seriously.
But it's a lot better then people give it credit for..
The one thing that reached my attention when 읽기 the reviews of this movie.
Is that someone stated that using a "blonde" girl wasn't a good choice..
But here's why that upsets me so much.
A girl I knew, Dean. Was one of the most 인기 girls in my school (yes, she was blonde). Was struck 의해 cyber bullying.
And 당신 know what happened?
She killed herself!
Yeah.
My best friend, KILLED HERSELF!
So.
Yeah..
Now 당신 know why I was effected so strongly 의해 this movie..
And fuck cyber bullies!
Fuck them all!!
So. I saw this movie once.
I can agree much of the 연기 is hard to take seriously.
But it's a lot better then people give it credit for..
The one thing that reached my attention when 읽기 the reviews of this movie.
Is that someone stated that using a "blonde" girl wasn't a good choice..
But here's why that upsets me so much.
A girl I knew, Dean. Was one of the most 인기 girls in my school (yes, she was blonde). Was struck 의해 cyber bullying.
And 당신 know what happened?
She killed herself!
Yeah.
My best friend, KILLED HERSELF!
So.
Yeah..
Now 당신 know why I was effected so strongly 의해 this movie..
And fuck cyber bullies!
Fuck them all!!
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Jerry travone abuses Hiskids and ryanhiga is succussful
I'm hear to tell u the truth about utubers like jerry travone Ryan higa and takeshotaction
I hear that They are all ducebags they do stuff like cheat there subs 의해 tricking them
And they also are racist saying stuff against asians likens saying fuck Asians they r the worst of the world who need to die which is bullshit
Asians are awesome
And they also 사랑 to be haters and they also hacked my 페이스북
Fuck them all and takeshotaction cheats on his girlfriend
Jerry travone abuses Hiskids and ryanhiga is succussful
"Break Your Heart"
Whoa whoa
Now listen to me baby
Before I 사랑 and leave you
They call me 심장 breaker
I don't wanna deceive you
[Chorus:]
If 당신 fall for me
I'm not easy to please
I might tear 당신 apart
Told 당신 from the start,
Baby from the start.
I'm only gonna break, break your, break, break your heart. [4x]
Whoa whoa
There's no point trying to hide it
No point trying to evade it
I know I got a problem
Problem with misbehaving
[Chorus]
I'm only gonna break, break your, break, break your heart. [4x]
Whoa whoa [2x]
And I know karma's gonna get me back for being so cold
Like a big bad 늑대 I'm born to be bad and bad to the bone
If 당신 fall for me I'm only gonna tear 당신 apart
Told ya from the start.
I'm only gonna break, break your, break, break your heart. [4x]
Whoa whoa whoa.... [4x]
Whoa whoa
Now listen to me baby
Before I 사랑 and leave you
They call me 심장 breaker
I don't wanna deceive you
[Chorus:]
If 당신 fall for me
I'm not easy to please
I might tear 당신 apart
Told 당신 from the start,
Baby from the start.
I'm only gonna break, break your, break, break your heart. [4x]
Whoa whoa
There's no point trying to hide it
No point trying to evade it
I know I got a problem
Problem with misbehaving
[Chorus]
I'm only gonna break, break your, break, break your heart. [4x]
Whoa whoa [2x]
And I know karma's gonna get me back for being so cold
Like a big bad 늑대 I'm born to be bad and bad to the bone
If 당신 fall for me I'm only gonna tear 당신 apart
Told ya from the start.
I'm only gonna break, break your, break, break your heart. [4x]
Whoa whoa whoa.... [4x]
Why do so many people use Facebook? Well for one, I think that so many people use it because of
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persuading. There are millions of videos, posts peoples opinions,so people would want to see all of them. 페이스북 can also persuade 당신 to make an account, because 당신 may want to 코멘트 your opinion on something, but need to make a 프로필 to do that. It's like 페이스북 combines all of the 인기 types of websites such as: Gaming websites,video websites(Youtube),and sites like Fanpop! 페이스북 is a persuading brainwashing site that I
do not recommend going to. 페이스북 CAN attract anyone. 페이스북 is sort-of like some businesses. For example: Have 당신 ever walked into a grocery store and noticed deals 당신 think are better like 5.00 for 1 can each of tuna, but only 20.00 for a four-set container with four cans of the same exact tuna? Well yes, that's sort-of what 페이스북 does. ©2014Tailsfan99(Fanpop),all rights reserved.