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A quick run-down should 당신 ever find yourself trapped in a horror movie and would prefer to live to tell the tale.
1. Don’t have sex.
-Seriously
-Abstinence is key.
2. Don’t go out with people you’ve just met that day.
-I don’t care how good he says his weed is
-he is cuckoo bananas
-and he wants 당신 dead.
3. Don’t go to camp. Especially one where someone was murdered.
-There are six words 당신 should YouTube, should 당신 get the chance
-“Kevin 베이컨 in Friday the 13th”
4. Find a good hiding place and… STAY. THERE.
-If the killer can’t see 당신 또는 hear 당신 WHY WOULD 당신 MOVE?
-Possibly the easiest rule to follow and, ironically enough, the easiest to break.
5. Always wear sensible shoes, ‘cause 당신 never know when you’ll need to run through the woods.
-Someone will always be barefoot
-Or in heels
-Or just plain clumsy
-And will sprain their ankles
-And die.
6. If the town looks deserted, it’s probably because everyone is dead.
-Don’t walk around looking for people
-House of Wax, anyone?
7. Don’t be a hero.
-Unless you’re name is Harry Fucking Potter, 당신 will die.
-Hell, maybe even then.
-I mean.
8. If 당신 hear something creepy in the distance, like a dog’s yelp cut off mid-bark, don’t investigate.
-The killer is there.
-Also your dog is dead.
9. Always check the backseat before entering your vehicle.
-The last thing 당신 need is to be killed while trying to merge on the expressway.
10. If your car breaks down in front of a dilapidated gas station, don’t ask a sketchy-looking townie for help.
-Some part of your body will wind up in his pick-up truck
11. Don’t go into the basement.
-They are creepy enough without 당신 dying in one.
12. If you’re trying to buy a house and the real estate agent won’t answer any direct 질문 about either the history of the 집 또는 the 이전 tenants, DO NOT 옮기기 IN.
-At some point, someone in the house heard voices and cracked.
13. Turn off the 텔레비전 (and run away) if a girl crawls out of it.
-It is obviously your wisest choice.
-SEE ALSO: poltergeist, daughter trapped in tv because of.
14. If the walls of your house bleed, do not attempt an exorcism.
-Move very very far away
-Because there’s blood on your walls.
-Blood.
-Your
-Walls
-Are
-Bleeding.
15. Don’t act like a detective.
-Some crazy Japanese kid who meows like a cat will attack 당신 in a closet.
-If 당신 live, awesome story to tell your friend, right?
-But if 당신 die, it is like the opposite of awesome.
16. 구글 the location you’ll be vacationing at.
-If 더 많이 than five reports for “Missing Persons” pops up, 당신 know not to go there.
-Issue. Solved.
17. Don’t get drunk. 또는 come under the influence of any mind-altering drug.
-Running away from a killer is that much harder when you’re tipsy and giggling.
18. If 당신 see someone in a mask, don’t assume it’s one of your 프렌즈 playing a trick on 당신 to scare you.
-It is the killer.
-ALSO: laughing while saying, “Tommy, is that 당신 in that stupid mask? Oh, I’m so-o-o-o-o scared!” is not conducive to your surviving.
-Killers are very sensitive about their disguises.
19. Don’t take a shower.
-ONLY APPLIES IF:
-It’s past midnight at the campground 당신 and your sorority sisters are staying at or
-The lock to the door doesn’t work and 당신 hear creepy 피아노 music
AND THE LAST AND MOST IMPORTANT:
20. If the call is coming from inside the house, get out.
-Clearly the killer is not outside, now is he
A quick run-down should 당신 ever find yourself trapped in a horror movie and would prefer to live to tell the tale.
1. Don’t have sex.
-Seriously
-Abstinence is key.
2. Don’t go out with people you’ve just met that day.
-I don’t care how good he says his weed is
-he is cuckoo bananas
-and he wants 당신 dead.
3. Don’t go to camp. Especially one where someone was murdered.
-There are six words 당신 should YouTube, should 당신 get the chance
-“Kevin 베이컨 in Friday the 13th”
4. Find a good hiding place and… STAY. THERE.
-If the killer can’t see 당신 또는 hear 당신 WHY WOULD 당신 MOVE?
-Possibly the easiest rule to follow and, ironically enough, the easiest to break.
5. Always wear sensible shoes, ‘cause 당신 never know when you’ll need to run through the woods.
-Someone will always be barefoot
-Or in heels
-Or just plain clumsy
-And will sprain their ankles
-And die.
6. If the town looks deserted, it’s probably because everyone is dead.
-Don’t walk around looking for people
-House of Wax, anyone?
7. Don’t be a hero.
-Unless you’re name is Harry Fucking Potter, 당신 will die.
-Hell, maybe even then.
-I mean.
8. If 당신 hear something creepy in the distance, like a dog’s yelp cut off mid-bark, don’t investigate.
-The killer is there.
-Also your dog is dead.
9. Always check the backseat before entering your vehicle.
-The last thing 당신 need is to be killed while trying to merge on the expressway.
10. If your car breaks down in front of a dilapidated gas station, don’t ask a sketchy-looking townie for help.
-Some part of your body will wind up in his pick-up truck
11. Don’t go into the basement.
-They are creepy enough without 당신 dying in one.
12. If you’re trying to buy a house and the real estate agent won’t answer any direct 질문 about either the history of the 집 또는 the 이전 tenants, DO NOT 옮기기 IN.
-At some point, someone in the house heard voices and cracked.
13. Turn off the 텔레비전 (and run away) if a girl crawls out of it.
-It is obviously your wisest choice.
-SEE ALSO: poltergeist, daughter trapped in tv because of.
14. If the walls of your house bleed, do not attempt an exorcism.
-Move very very far away
-Because there’s blood on your walls.
-Blood.
-Your
-Walls
-Are
-Bleeding.
15. Don’t act like a detective.
-Some crazy Japanese kid who meows like a cat will attack 당신 in a closet.
-If 당신 live, awesome story to tell your friend, right?
-But if 당신 die, it is like the opposite of awesome.
16. 구글 the location you’ll be vacationing at.
-If 더 많이 than five reports for “Missing Persons” pops up, 당신 know not to go there.
-Issue. Solved.
17. Don’t get drunk. 또는 come under the influence of any mind-altering drug.
-Running away from a killer is that much harder when you’re tipsy and giggling.
18. If 당신 see someone in a mask, don’t assume it’s one of your 프렌즈 playing a trick on 당신 to scare you.
-It is the killer.
-ALSO: laughing while saying, “Tommy, is that 당신 in that stupid mask? Oh, I’m so-o-o-o-o scared!” is not conducive to your surviving.
-Killers are very sensitive about their disguises.
19. Don’t take a shower.
-ONLY APPLIES IF:
-It’s past midnight at the campground 당신 and your sorority sisters are staying at or
-The lock to the door doesn’t work and 당신 hear creepy 피아노 music
AND THE LAST AND MOST IMPORTANT:
20. If the call is coming from inside the house, get out.
-Clearly the killer is not outside, now is he
Are 당신 embarrassed of dental brace?
Well this how teeth were remodeled/fixed in 18th century
Number Two-
Looks like scene from "50 Shades Of Grey" but believe me they tried to treat Scoliosis
Number Three-
That's how doctor used to treat mentally ILL
(Bodies wrapped in sack like thing)
Number Four-
This lady posed for a photograph, displaying her artificial leg , but was too embarrassed to show her face.
Number Five-
Before using anesthetics all 당신 got for surgery from doctors, if got something at all, was a little ether
Number Six-
Back then it was an invalid cart
Number Seven-
Physical therapy looked totally different than now
Number Eight-
These cute 아기 were treated for winter rickets at an orphanage in 1925
Number Nine-
"Birthing Chair" looked quite terrible that days
My geekness for Freddy Krueger
My unhealthy obsession with online 글쓰기
The fact I’m Canadian
I NEVER had a girlfriend. Ever.
My pride in being Irish.
The way I hardly ever actually WATCH mlp, yet have the nerve to go to all those sites and write my own series for it
The fact I am OBSESSED with Packie McReary and he’s at least used ONCE, in EVERY gta 팬 fiction of mine
I hate Death metal, but yet I 사랑 Korn
I have almost EVERY 에미넴 album
I LIKE Rob Drydek and Adam Standler
I never seen Sons of Anarchy (and yet it’s EVERYTHING I like these days, killing, guns, and.. Well.. Guns).
I STILL watch Spongebob sometimes
I DON’T play hockey
I have NO 프렌즈 these days, I have no life outside this site
i have ADHD
I secretly watch porn, but yet I whine about Rule34 shit
I think I’m funny. But really I'm just overly sarcastic.
I’m think I’m cool
The fact having a GOOD evil laugh is important in my view
My unhealthy obsession with online 글쓰기
The fact I’m Canadian
I NEVER had a girlfriend. Ever.
My pride in being Irish.
The way I hardly ever actually WATCH mlp, yet have the nerve to go to all those sites and write my own series for it
The fact I am OBSESSED with Packie McReary and he’s at least used ONCE, in EVERY gta 팬 fiction of mine
I hate Death metal, but yet I 사랑 Korn
I have almost EVERY 에미넴 album
I LIKE Rob Drydek and Adam Standler
I never seen Sons of Anarchy (and yet it’s EVERYTHING I like these days, killing, guns, and.. Well.. Guns).
I STILL watch Spongebob sometimes
I DON’T play hockey
I have NO 프렌즈 these days, I have no life outside this site
i have ADHD
I secretly watch porn, but yet I whine about Rule34 shit
I think I’m funny. But really I'm just overly sarcastic.
I’m think I’m cool
The fact having a GOOD evil laugh is important in my view
Pretend powers-
1.) get some thin string that looks invisible.
2.) tie it to some thing like paper, a piece of cardboard 또는 a card stock door sign.
3.) lightly tie other end of string to ur finger. Hold ur hand like zac from mako 인어 does when he's using his powers.
4.) when people are looking, start to pull lightly while using ur "powers" to pull the object.
당신 can amaze people with this. I've wanted to do this stuff for a long time.
Moon pool-
1.) get a kiddie pool ( plastic 또는 inflatable ).
2.) put rocks about 5 in. big around the side of the pool. ( if it's inflatable u don't have to do this. )
3.) fill pool with water and pack sand around the sides of the pool if u put rocks on the sides.
4.) put on ur tail and sit in the pool. Enjoy!!!
Thank u everyone for 읽기 this 기사 and I hope it works for everyone that read it.
1.) get some thin string that looks invisible.
2.) tie it to some thing like paper, a piece of cardboard 또는 a card stock door sign.
3.) lightly tie other end of string to ur finger. Hold ur hand like zac from mako 인어 does when he's using his powers.
4.) when people are looking, start to pull lightly while using ur "powers" to pull the object.
당신 can amaze people with this. I've wanted to do this stuff for a long time.
Moon pool-
1.) get a kiddie pool ( plastic 또는 inflatable ).
2.) put rocks about 5 in. big around the side of the pool. ( if it's inflatable u don't have to do this. )
3.) fill pool with water and pack sand around the sides of the pool if u put rocks on the sides.
4.) put on ur tail and sit in the pool. Enjoy!!!
Thank u everyone for 읽기 this 기사 and I hope it works for everyone that read it.