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A quick run-down should 당신 ever find yourself trapped in a horror movie and would prefer to live to tell the tale.
1. Don’t have sex.
-Seriously
-Abstinence is key.
2. Don’t go out with people you’ve just met that day.
-I don’t care how good he says his weed is
-he is cuckoo bananas
-and he wants 당신 dead.
3. Don’t go to camp. Especially one where someone was murdered.
-There are six words 당신 should YouTube, should 당신 get the chance
-“Kevin 베이컨 in Friday the 13th”
4. Find a good hiding place and… STAY. THERE.
-If the killer can’t see 당신 또는 hear 당신 WHY WOULD 당신 MOVE?
-Possibly the easiest rule to follow and, ironically enough, the easiest to break.
5. Always wear sensible shoes, ‘cause 당신 never know when you’ll need to run through the woods.
-Someone will always be barefoot
-Or in heels
-Or just plain clumsy
-And will sprain their ankles
-And die.
6. If the town looks deserted, it’s probably because everyone is dead.
-Don’t walk around looking for people
-House of Wax, anyone?
7. Don’t be a hero.
-Unless you’re name is Harry Fucking Potter, 당신 will die.
-Hell, maybe even then.
-I mean.
8. If 당신 hear something creepy in the distance, like a dog’s yelp cut off mid-bark, don’t investigate.
-The killer is there.
-Also your dog is dead.
9. Always check the backseat before entering your vehicle.
-The last thing 당신 need is to be killed while trying to merge on the expressway.
10. If your car breaks down in front of a dilapidated gas station, don’t ask a sketchy-looking townie for help.
-Some part of your body will wind up in his pick-up truck
11. Don’t go into the basement.
-They are creepy enough without 당신 dying in one.
12. If you’re trying to buy a house and the real estate agent won’t answer any direct 질문 about either the history of the 집 또는 the 이전 tenants, DO NOT 옮기기 IN.
-At some point, someone in the house heard voices and cracked.
13. Turn off the 텔레비전 (and run away) if a girl crawls out of it.
-It is obviously your wisest choice.
-SEE ALSO: poltergeist, daughter trapped in tv because of.
14. If the walls of your house bleed, do not attempt an exorcism.
-Move very very far away
-Because there’s blood on your walls.
-Blood.
-Your
-Walls
-Are
-Bleeding.
15. Don’t act like a detective.
-Some crazy Japanese kid who meows like a cat will attack 당신 in a closet.
-If 당신 live, awesome story to tell your friend, right?
-But if 당신 die, it is like the opposite of awesome.
16. 구글 the location you’ll be vacationing at.
-If 더 많이 than five reports for “Missing Persons” pops up, 당신 know not to go there.
-Issue. Solved.
17. Don’t get drunk. 또는 come under the influence of any mind-altering drug.
-Running away from a killer is that much harder when you’re tipsy and giggling.
18. If 당신 see someone in a mask, don’t assume it’s one of your 프렌즈 playing a trick on 당신 to scare you.
-It is the killer.
-ALSO: laughing while saying, “Tommy, is that 당신 in that stupid mask? Oh, I’m so-o-o-o-o scared!” is not conducive to your surviving.
-Killers are very sensitive about their disguises.
19. Don’t take a shower.
-ONLY APPLIES IF:
-It’s past midnight at the campground 당신 and your sorority sisters are staying at or
-The lock to the door doesn’t work and 당신 hear creepy 피아노 music
AND THE LAST AND MOST IMPORTANT:
20. If the call is coming from inside the house, get out.
-Clearly the killer is not outside, now is he
A quick run-down should 당신 ever find yourself trapped in a horror movie and would prefer to live to tell the tale.
1. Don’t have sex.
-Seriously
-Abstinence is key.
2. Don’t go out with people you’ve just met that day.
-I don’t care how good he says his weed is
-he is cuckoo bananas
-and he wants 당신 dead.
3. Don’t go to camp. Especially one where someone was murdered.
-There are six words 당신 should YouTube, should 당신 get the chance
-“Kevin 베이컨 in Friday the 13th”
4. Find a good hiding place and… STAY. THERE.
-If the killer can’t see 당신 또는 hear 당신 WHY WOULD 당신 MOVE?
-Possibly the easiest rule to follow and, ironically enough, the easiest to break.
5. Always wear sensible shoes, ‘cause 당신 never know when you’ll need to run through the woods.
-Someone will always be barefoot
-Or in heels
-Or just plain clumsy
-And will sprain their ankles
-And die.
6. If the town looks deserted, it’s probably because everyone is dead.
-Don’t walk around looking for people
-House of Wax, anyone?
7. Don’t be a hero.
-Unless you’re name is Harry Fucking Potter, 당신 will die.
-Hell, maybe even then.
-I mean.
8. If 당신 hear something creepy in the distance, like a dog’s yelp cut off mid-bark, don’t investigate.
-The killer is there.
-Also your dog is dead.
9. Always check the backseat before entering your vehicle.
-The last thing 당신 need is to be killed while trying to merge on the expressway.
10. If your car breaks down in front of a dilapidated gas station, don’t ask a sketchy-looking townie for help.
-Some part of your body will wind up in his pick-up truck
11. Don’t go into the basement.
-They are creepy enough without 당신 dying in one.
12. If you’re trying to buy a house and the real estate agent won’t answer any direct 질문 about either the history of the 집 또는 the 이전 tenants, DO NOT 옮기기 IN.
-At some point, someone in the house heard voices and cracked.
13. Turn off the 텔레비전 (and run away) if a girl crawls out of it.
-It is obviously your wisest choice.
-SEE ALSO: poltergeist, daughter trapped in tv because of.
14. If the walls of your house bleed, do not attempt an exorcism.
-Move very very far away
-Because there’s blood on your walls.
-Blood.
-Your
-Walls
-Are
-Bleeding.
15. Don’t act like a detective.
-Some crazy Japanese kid who meows like a cat will attack 당신 in a closet.
-If 당신 live, awesome story to tell your friend, right?
-But if 당신 die, it is like the opposite of awesome.
16. 구글 the location you’ll be vacationing at.
-If 더 많이 than five reports for “Missing Persons” pops up, 당신 know not to go there.
-Issue. Solved.
17. Don’t get drunk. 또는 come under the influence of any mind-altering drug.
-Running away from a killer is that much harder when you’re tipsy and giggling.
18. If 당신 see someone in a mask, don’t assume it’s one of your 프렌즈 playing a trick on 당신 to scare you.
-It is the killer.
-ALSO: laughing while saying, “Tommy, is that 당신 in that stupid mask? Oh, I’m so-o-o-o-o scared!” is not conducive to your surviving.
-Killers are very sensitive about their disguises.
19. Don’t take a shower.
-ONLY APPLIES IF:
-It’s past midnight at the campground 당신 and your sorority sisters are staying at or
-The lock to the door doesn’t work and 당신 hear creepy 피아노 music
AND THE LAST AND MOST IMPORTANT:
20. If the call is coming from inside the house, get out.
-Clearly the killer is not outside, now is he
Hey,it's werewolflover.you seemed to like my other 기사 like this so here's another one.I hope 당신 enjoy and please rate and comment.
#1 sit in your front yard and every time someone walks 의해 (even a dog) moo where they can hear.
#2 Have a 차 party with Mr.Wiggles.If anyone wals 의해 say "would 당신 like to 가입하기 us?"
#3 scream at everyone to hide because the 담홍색, 핑크 fuzzy bananas are taking over the world.
#4 go to a park/any large grassy area where people are,sit down and scream.
#5 Start coughing and then say "sorry my chipmunk,Fred was trying to get out of my stomach.Then say to Fred,be good 또는 I'm taking your DS away.
I personally think my first one was better,but what do ya think?
#1 sit in your front yard and every time someone walks 의해 (even a dog) moo where they can hear.
#2 Have a 차 party with Mr.Wiggles.If anyone wals 의해 say "would 당신 like to 가입하기 us?"
#3 scream at everyone to hide because the 담홍색, 핑크 fuzzy bananas are taking over the world.
#4 go to a park/any large grassy area where people are,sit down and scream.
#5 Start coughing and then say "sorry my chipmunk,Fred was trying to get out of my stomach.Then say to Fred,be good 또는 I'm taking your DS away.
I personally think my first one was better,but what do ya think?
"ATTENTION TDI AND TDA FANS!!!! GUESS WAT... FOR TOTAL DRAMA ACTION EPISODE 14 IS COMING OUT IN 3WEEKS!!!!!!! I REPEAT 3 WEEKS!!!! OMIGOSH THIS IS BIG NEWS THE EXACT 날짜 IS: September 1, 2009 in both canada and the usa every1 should watch!!!!!!"
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one in 10 of the world's population is left handed.
four out of five machintosh computer designers were left handed,and one out of four Apollo astronauts were left handers too.
더 많이 famous left hander:
drew barry more
Angelina jolie
nicole kidman
Marilyn monroe
demi moore
Mary-kate and ashley olsen
julia roberts
Hans christian anderson
mark twain
Billy 레이 cyrus
celine dion
Pierce brosnan
jim carry
Hugh jackman
brad pitt
Michelangelo
leonardo davinci
Picasso
newton
Albert einstein
george bush
charlie chaplin
cary grant
napeleon bonaparte
bill gates
marie curie
rachel adams
mark spitz
four out of five machintosh computer designers were left handed,and one out of four Apollo astronauts were left handers too.
더 많이 famous left hander:
drew barry more
Angelina jolie
nicole kidman
Marilyn monroe
demi moore
Mary-kate and ashley olsen
julia roberts
Hans christian anderson
mark twain
Billy 레이 cyrus
celine dion
Pierce brosnan
jim carry
Hugh jackman
brad pitt
Michelangelo
leonardo davinci
Picasso
newton
Albert einstein
george bush
charlie chaplin
cary grant
napeleon bonaparte
bill gates
marie curie
rachel adams
mark spitz
Ask everyone 당신 meet, "Hot enough for you?"
Sing the "Barney" theme song as loud as 당신 can.
If 당신 see kids building a sand castle, say, "That's not a real castle!"
Every time when you're about to 오리 under the water, yell, "Down periscope!"
Go swimming in a full business suit. If people notice, act like they're the weirdos.
Put sea shell to your ear and announce to first person to pass by, "It's for you!" Repeat several times.
Throw jellyfish around.
Tune radio to all-news station and blast as loud as 당신 can, then nod your head and snap your fingers like you're listening to some happenin' tunes.
Act like a sea gull.
Wear t-shirt that says, "I'm the coolest dude on this pathetic beach. No autographs please."
Sing the "Barney" theme song as loud as 당신 can.
If 당신 see kids building a sand castle, say, "That's not a real castle!"
Every time when you're about to 오리 under the water, yell, "Down periscope!"
Go swimming in a full business suit. If people notice, act like they're the weirdos.
Put sea shell to your ear and announce to first person to pass by, "It's for you!" Repeat several times.
Throw jellyfish around.
Tune radio to all-news station and blast as loud as 당신 can, then nod your head and snap your fingers like you're listening to some happenin' tunes.
Act like a sea gull.
Wear t-shirt that says, "I'm the coolest dude on this pathetic beach. No autographs please."
Materials:
Petroleum Jelly
Eyeshadow,body shimmer, 또는 pigments (for color)
small discardable and microwavable bowl
Discardable stirrer
lipgloss container with lids
Procedure:
1.Scoop some petroleum in the small bowl (more petroleum 더 많이 gloss!)
2.Microwave for 5 min 또는 completely melted
3.Take out the petroleum and mix in the eyeshadow keep on putting 더 많이 till 당신 reach your desired shade.
4.Mix well. Then pour in your mixture into the lipgloss container. Put in the freewer for 15-30 minutes.
Enjoy!!
Tip:to make flavored lip gloss add kool-aid instead (will stain lips).
Petroleum Jelly
Eyeshadow,body shimmer, 또는 pigments (for color)
small discardable and microwavable bowl
Discardable stirrer
lipgloss container with lids
Procedure:
1.Scoop some petroleum in the small bowl (more petroleum 더 많이 gloss!)
2.Microwave for 5 min 또는 completely melted
3.Take out the petroleum and mix in the eyeshadow keep on putting 더 많이 till 당신 reach your desired shade.
4.Mix well. Then pour in your mixture into the lipgloss container. Put in the freewer for 15-30 minutes.
Enjoy!!
Tip:to make flavored lip gloss add kool-aid instead (will stain lips).
Okay, so I was sitting on the 침상, 소파 last night watching some rubbish 텔레비전 show and texting my boyfriend Liam. Anyway I think he'd had too much sugar that night cause he was all like 'I feel special when I wear my 무지개, 레인 보우 colored raincoat' and stuff. So then he text and was like 'I 사랑 당신 soooooo much' and so I was like 'I 사랑 당신 more' and he was like 'NO!' and I was like Yes! and he was like 'No cause... cause... cause well I'm getting 당신 a birthday present! And so I'm like 'I'm getting 당신 one first' (cause his birthday is before mine) and then like ten 분 later he's like damn. And so I'm like 'I win'.
THE END
THE END
A little motavational poem I found link. Enjoy. ;P
At age 4, success is...not peeing in your pants.
___At age 12, success is...having friends.
____At age 16, success is...having a driver's license.
_______At age 20, success is...having sex.
________At age 35, success is...having money.
________At age 50, success is...having money.
_______At age 60, success is...having sex.
_____At age 70, success is...having a driver's license.
___At age 75, success is...having friends.
At age 90, success is...not peeing in your pants.
At age 4, success is...not peeing in your pants.
___At age 12, success is...having friends.
____At age 16, success is...having a driver's license.
_______At age 20, success is...having sex.
________At age 35, success is...having money.
________At age 50, success is...having money.
_______At age 60, success is...having sex.
_____At age 70, success is...having a driver's license.
___At age 75, success is...having friends.
At age 90, success is...not peeing in your pants.