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A quick run-down should 당신 ever find yourself trapped in a horror movie and would prefer to live to tell the tale.
1. Don’t have sex.
-Seriously
-Abstinence is key.
2. Don’t go out with people you’ve just met that day.
-I don’t care how good he says his weed is
-he is cuckoo bananas
-and he wants 당신 dead.
3. Don’t go to camp. Especially one where someone was murdered.
-There are six words 당신 should YouTube, should 당신 get the chance
-“Kevin 베이컨 in Friday the 13th”
4. Find a good hiding place and… STAY. THERE.
-If the killer can’t see 당신 또는 hear 당신 WHY WOULD 당신 MOVE?
-Possibly the easiest rule to follow and, ironically enough, the easiest to break.
5. Always wear sensible shoes, ‘cause 당신 never know when you’ll need to run through the woods.
-Someone will always be barefoot
-Or in heels
-Or just plain clumsy
-And will sprain their ankles
-And die.
6. If the town looks deserted, it’s probably because everyone is dead.
-Don’t walk around looking for people
-House of Wax, anyone?
7. Don’t be a hero.
-Unless you’re name is Harry Fucking Potter, 당신 will die.
-Hell, maybe even then.
-I mean.
8. If 당신 hear something creepy in the distance, like a dog’s yelp cut off mid-bark, don’t investigate.
-The killer is there.
-Also your dog is dead.
9. Always check the backseat before entering your vehicle.
-The last thing 당신 need is to be killed while trying to merge on the expressway.
10. If your car breaks down in front of a dilapidated gas station, don’t ask a sketchy-looking townie for help.
-Some part of your body will wind up in his pick-up truck
11. Don’t go into the basement.
-They are creepy enough without 당신 dying in one.
12. If you’re trying to buy a house and the real estate agent won’t answer any direct 질문 about either the history of the 집 또는 the 이전 tenants, DO NOT 옮기기 IN.
-At some point, someone in the house heard voices and cracked.
13. Turn off the 텔레비전 (and run away) if a girl crawls out of it.
-It is obviously your wisest choice.
-SEE ALSO: poltergeist, daughter trapped in tv because of.
14. If the walls of your house bleed, do not attempt an exorcism.
-Move very very far away
-Because there’s blood on your walls.
-Blood.
-Your
-Walls
-Are
-Bleeding.
15. Don’t act like a detective.
-Some crazy Japanese kid who meows like a cat will attack 당신 in a closet.
-If 당신 live, awesome story to tell your friend, right?
-But if 당신 die, it is like the opposite of awesome.
16. 구글 the location you’ll be vacationing at.
-If 더 많이 than five reports for “Missing Persons” pops up, 당신 know not to go there.
-Issue. Solved.
17. Don’t get drunk. 또는 come under the influence of any mind-altering drug.
-Running away from a killer is that much harder when you’re tipsy and giggling.
18. If 당신 see someone in a mask, don’t assume it’s one of your 프렌즈 playing a trick on 당신 to scare you.
-It is the killer.
-ALSO: laughing while saying, “Tommy, is that 당신 in that stupid mask? Oh, I’m so-o-o-o-o scared!” is not conducive to your surviving.
-Killers are very sensitive about their disguises.
19. Don’t take a shower.
-ONLY APPLIES IF:
-It’s past midnight at the campground 당신 and your sorority sisters are staying at or
-The lock to the door doesn’t work and 당신 hear creepy 피아노 music
AND THE LAST AND MOST IMPORTANT:
20. If the call is coming from inside the house, get out.
-Clearly the killer is not outside, now is he
A quick run-down should 당신 ever find yourself trapped in a horror movie and would prefer to live to tell the tale.
1. Don’t have sex.
-Seriously
-Abstinence is key.
2. Don’t go out with people you’ve just met that day.
-I don’t care how good he says his weed is
-he is cuckoo bananas
-and he wants 당신 dead.
3. Don’t go to camp. Especially one where someone was murdered.
-There are six words 당신 should YouTube, should 당신 get the chance
-“Kevin 베이컨 in Friday the 13th”
4. Find a good hiding place and… STAY. THERE.
-If the killer can’t see 당신 또는 hear 당신 WHY WOULD 당신 MOVE?
-Possibly the easiest rule to follow and, ironically enough, the easiest to break.
5. Always wear sensible shoes, ‘cause 당신 never know when you’ll need to run through the woods.
-Someone will always be barefoot
-Or in heels
-Or just plain clumsy
-And will sprain their ankles
-And die.
6. If the town looks deserted, it’s probably because everyone is dead.
-Don’t walk around looking for people
-House of Wax, anyone?
7. Don’t be a hero.
-Unless you’re name is Harry Fucking Potter, 당신 will die.
-Hell, maybe even then.
-I mean.
8. If 당신 hear something creepy in the distance, like a dog’s yelp cut off mid-bark, don’t investigate.
-The killer is there.
-Also your dog is dead.
9. Always check the backseat before entering your vehicle.
-The last thing 당신 need is to be killed while trying to merge on the expressway.
10. If your car breaks down in front of a dilapidated gas station, don’t ask a sketchy-looking townie for help.
-Some part of your body will wind up in his pick-up truck
11. Don’t go into the basement.
-They are creepy enough without 당신 dying in one.
12. If you’re trying to buy a house and the real estate agent won’t answer any direct 질문 about either the history of the 집 또는 the 이전 tenants, DO NOT 옮기기 IN.
-At some point, someone in the house heard voices and cracked.
13. Turn off the 텔레비전 (and run away) if a girl crawls out of it.
-It is obviously your wisest choice.
-SEE ALSO: poltergeist, daughter trapped in tv because of.
14. If the walls of your house bleed, do not attempt an exorcism.
-Move very very far away
-Because there’s blood on your walls.
-Blood.
-Your
-Walls
-Are
-Bleeding.
15. Don’t act like a detective.
-Some crazy Japanese kid who meows like a cat will attack 당신 in a closet.
-If 당신 live, awesome story to tell your friend, right?
-But if 당신 die, it is like the opposite of awesome.
16. 구글 the location you’ll be vacationing at.
-If 더 많이 than five reports for “Missing Persons” pops up, 당신 know not to go there.
-Issue. Solved.
17. Don’t get drunk. 또는 come under the influence of any mind-altering drug.
-Running away from a killer is that much harder when you’re tipsy and giggling.
18. If 당신 see someone in a mask, don’t assume it’s one of your 프렌즈 playing a trick on 당신 to scare you.
-It is the killer.
-ALSO: laughing while saying, “Tommy, is that 당신 in that stupid mask? Oh, I’m so-o-o-o-o scared!” is not conducive to your surviving.
-Killers are very sensitive about their disguises.
19. Don’t take a shower.
-ONLY APPLIES IF:
-It’s past midnight at the campground 당신 and your sorority sisters are staying at or
-The lock to the door doesn’t work and 당신 hear creepy 피아노 music
AND THE LAST AND MOST IMPORTANT:
20. If the call is coming from inside the house, get out.
-Clearly the killer is not outside, now is he
* 주황색, 오렌지 Lavaburst
* 복숭아 (no longer produced)
* Poppin' 담홍색, 핑크 Lemonade
* 딸기 Kiwi Kraze
* Torrential Tropical Punch
* Wild Cherry
* 캔디 사과, 애플 cooler
[edit] Hi-C Blast
* Berry Blue
* Blue Watermelon
* 과일 Pow
* 과일 Punch
* Orange
* 주황색, 오렌지 Supernova
* 담홍색, 핑크 Lemonade
* 산딸기, 라즈베리 Kiwi
* Strawberry
* 딸기 Kiwi
* Wild Berry
[edit] Hi-C 사워, 사 우 어 Blast
* Green Apple
* Strawberry
* Wild Cherry
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THE WORD HI 61 TIMES
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* 복숭아 (no longer produced)
* Poppin' 담홍색, 핑크 Lemonade
* 딸기 Kiwi Kraze
* Torrential Tropical Punch
* Wild Cherry
* 캔디 사과, 애플 cooler
[edit] Hi-C Blast
* Berry Blue
* Blue Watermelon
* 과일 Pow
* 과일 Punch
* Orange
* 주황색, 오렌지 Supernova
* 담홍색, 핑크 Lemonade
* 산딸기, 라즈베리 Kiwi
* Strawberry
* 딸기 Kiwi
* Wild Berry
[edit] Hi-C 사워, 사 우 어 Blast
* Green Apple
* Strawberry
* Wild Cherry
__________________________________________________
THE WORD HI 61 TIMES
hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
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9. We've all got our 프렌즈 and family....And chocolate.
8. We also have light chocolate!
7. we also have dark chocolate!
6. Did I mention we have chocolate?
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4. Even if 당신 sometimes feel sad 또는 depressed, the sun will come out tomorrow....OR if your used to typical british wheather then this doesn't apply to 당신 sorry, but if your in any other country, then 당신 still have ten reasons to stay sane!
3. When 당신 think of 초콜릿 everything seems to go your way...
2. There's someone for everyone!
1. Thats the lot! :)
-Pandawinx. :)
(PS thanks for reading! :) )
9. We've all got our 프렌즈 and family....And chocolate.
8. We also have light chocolate!
7. we also have dark chocolate!
6. Did I mention we have chocolate?
5. If the "Waters of mars" doctor who special scared the cra* out of you, at least your not alone...
4. Even if 당신 sometimes feel sad 또는 depressed, the sun will come out tomorrow....OR if your used to typical british wheather then this doesn't apply to 당신 sorry, but if your in any other country, then 당신 still have ten reasons to stay sane!
3. When 당신 think of 초콜릿 everything seems to go your way...
2. There's someone for everyone!
1. Thats the lot! :)
-Pandawinx. :)
(PS thanks for reading! :) )