영 저스티스 Article: Not mine, but so freaking hilarious!

posted by Skittles98

All credit goes to KokoDee on Fanfiction.net

"Yeah!" Robin yelled, sliding into the 부엌, 주방 on his knees, catching Wally's (who was currently stuffing his face with food, as always.) slightly divided attention.

Wally raised an eyebrow. "Dude, what the hell?"

"I just beat another gym leader in Pokemon!" Robin fist pumped the air.

KF laughed. "Dude, 당신 are such a los- WAIT A MINUTE." He sped over to him, trying to grab at the device in Robin's hand. "IS THAT THE 3DS? WITH THE NEW POKEMON GAME? DUDE, GIMME THAT SHIT."

"Not so fast!" Robin growled, yanking the 3DS away. He smirked. "Mine. Not yours. Mine."

Wally whined as the younger boy stood up. "But Roooooob! My mom won't let me get one for a looooong time. Please?"

Robin smirked. He walked to the other side of the kitchen. "You want it?" He waved it teasingly. "Come get it, Flash Boy."

Wally's eyes sparked and he sped over. He dived at the boy, catching him 의해 surprise and knocking them both down. There were two distant clatters as Wally stared down at the boy (he had landed on 상단, 맨 위로 of him.) in surprise. He had accidentally knocked the little bird's glasses off on impact (also sending the DS flying, but that mattered less at the moment), revealing his dark blue eyes. Robin blinked at the ginger in shock, and then squeezed his eyes tightly, 심장 beating fast.

"Dude! What the hell?" he said, trying to shove him off. "Get off of me!"

"What's going on- whoa, they have rooms for these things."

Wally, face bright red, looked up to see a pretty, Vietnamese blonde girl standing over them, arms folded and smirk placed on her lips.

"It's not what it looks like!" Robin yelled, eyes still closed.

"Riiight," Artemis said, turning to leave. "Keep it PG, boys."

Wally scrambled off of Robin, who opened his eyes for a brief 초 before snatching his sunglasses and putting them back on his (now blushing) face. He glared at KF. "You. Didn't. See. ANYTHING."

"Right, right, I'm sorry..."

"Whatever," Robin said, snatching up his 3DS. Before he could even blink, Wally was in front of him.

"I'm not done trying to get that."

"Dude, really?"

"Yep," the ginger smirked, grabbing at the device. Robin flipped over him, using Wally's shoulder to send him over. But then the strangest thing happened. At the same time KF turned to face him, Robin turned only to get a huge surprise. Both of the boys' eyes widened as the felt each other's lips against their own.

Both the dark haired boy and the redheads faces heated up as the 키스 lingered. Then Wally closed his eyes and deepened it, much to Robin's surprise. The younger boy responded to it, dropping his guard and letting the 키스 happen. But then Robin felt the 3DS disappear from his hand was Wally pulled away, barely an inch from the younger boys face, smirked, and shook the device teasingly.

"Mine now," he whispered, before disappearing. It took a moment for Robin to realize what had happened before he growled and ran in the direction he assumed KF had ran. "Wally! I'm going to MURDER you!"

Suddenly, a distant, feminine voice called from the living room, "Keep it PG!"

robins-gfriend read it, rolled on the floor laughing, wet my self, changed then did it all over again XD XD XD

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Traumatized Part 17

posted by Robin_Love

Becca

“What do 당신 think?” Becca asked, showing off her new hair style.
“Whoa! Becca 당신 look...hot!”
Becca smiled.
“Thanks Billy! Would 당신 notice me on a first glance?”
“Never!”
“Good!”
Becca put her hands on her hips, a huge smile plastered on her face. She looked at their faces, happy they approved of her style. She had taken the red out of her hair, and had given herself 더 많이 side bangs. She had also layered it, wanting 더 많이 flow than anything else. She shook her head playfully before going to sit on the floor at Beck's feet. She leaned against him and he teasingly moved his legs...

Traumatized Part 12

posted by Robin_Love

“Where should we look next?” Robin asked.
“Let's go back to Billy's,” Erin suggested. “I think Wally and I should take a quick look around the outside, see if there are any other lights on and such. Megan could check the inside.”
“Alright. Let's go. I'm starting to think our hunt is a wild 거위, 거 위 chase.”

“How is this going to help?” Billy asked.
“Trust me! It'll help.”
“Hanging upside-down will help?! What are we? Bats?”
“No. But the 더 많이 당신 talk, the less human 당신 might become.”
Becca smiled when no one else spoke and went over to Melody. She grabbed one of the files...

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Black as Velvet part 3

posted by Mclovin_69

The bio ship flew through the air and everyone sat looking outside trying to spot Dark Velvets ship, " is 배트맨 sure she started an attack here " Willow asked, " yeah when has 배트맨 ever been unsure of anything " Becca said. Lucas gasped as he saw a cloaking device shut off then turn on again, " over there i see it!" Lucas said pointing, the ship started to fly away, " quick Meagan full speed!" Andrew yelled, Meagan flew the ship stragith after it but the clouds began to block any sight of it, " dumb clouds!" Lucas muttered. Everyone gasped as suddenly everything went black, they heard someone...

It ends at Arkham Asylum part 3

posted by EclipseYJ

"Umm who?" Willow asked looked at her sisters cut on her arm. "Agent Zero is a weapon made 의해 a man working for the canadian goverment, but why is he here?". "And what does he want with us I don't even know the guy" Becca added
"I don't think its 당신 they are after"
"then who"
Eclipse made her hands into a fist and looked down
"Phoebe are they after you?"
"Might be but we have to stop him now"
"How?"
" I know what to do"

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The bike swerved around the corner and stopped at the end of the ally. Cyrus, Shade and Eclipse
jumped down infount of its head lights,...

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Deep In Outer 우주 part 1

posted by Mclovin_69

Andrew sat at his computer searching up some stuff in his room full of his gadgets and inventions, Lucas and Wally creeped inside sneaking past him, they hid behind a giant machine and Wally put a 샌드위치 on this machine and it grew bigger, Lucas and Wally 스플릿, 분할 in in half and were about to take a bite until Andrew coughed, Wally and Lucas turned around as Andrew stood behind them with his arms crossed, Wally and Lucas gave him a sheepish smile. " My sizmic generator is not for making bigger meals.. " Andrew said, " oh umm sorry.... " Lucas said rubbing the back of his neck and smiling sheepishly...

Rules for Fin at Mt. Justice

posted by InfinityYJ

1. Again, no hacking the parental controlled sites.

2. No 더 많이 Starbucks. 또는 energy drinks, Fin.

3. Knock before going in Fin's room.

4. Fin doesn't appreciate it when 당신 say she looks like a female version of her brother.

5. Fin will not sing victory songs.

6. Nor will she do karaoke. (Megan)

7. 또는 a 사랑 ballad request. (Wally)

8. If 당신 touch Fin's iPod while she's away, be warned- 당신 will suffer.

9. There is no cussing. Ever.

10. Just because there's a somewhat empty jar of Nutella in the cupboard does not mean 당신 have the right to 'clean' it with a spoon. (Fin...)

11. There is no such thing...

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Black as Velvet part 2

posted by Mclovin_69

( In Gotham)

Willow walked around then stopped putting her hands at her hips, " i see now sign of her " Willow said, Becca came up 다음 to her looking aruond as well. " Well maybe she-" Robin said but didnt get to finsih when the clouds in the sky turned dark grey making the city dark, a ship appeared and all Dark Velvets minions jumped out, " agh i cant see anything!" Lucas yelled. " Neither can i!" Becca yelled, Willow screamed as she was thrown back 의해 a minion, she grew anygry and her eyes glowed light blue and she threw a light blue beam at five minions knocking them over, Wally put down...

Things change part 8 (ENDING)

posted by XxKFforeverXx

"Recongized Nudge B-09" Fang lept up from where he was sitting.
"Where were you? 당신 didn't even explain tell me where 당신 were going!"
"Fang, I can exp-" he didn't let me finish.
"Next time 당신 take off tell me where your going!" I was starting to get tired of his mouth, so I unfolded my wings. His eyes widened,
"How did?" I just shrugged.
"It had to be someone who knew the place well." I looked at Blaze as she backed up into Batman
"Well know that we're all here, I have a mission. Deathstroke is in Knoxville Teneessee. He's somewhere is an old storage building. Fang, 당신 and Nudge take the skies....

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Traumatized Part 10

posted by Robin_Love

Megan's POV

I watched Devin talking with Erin and Willow. Robin was lucky. Willow was lucky. They had their sisters. Mine was gone. The one I had barely known. I regret not spending time with her. I wish I could see her. I was able to hug her, tell her I 사랑 her. Of that I am glad. But I want my sister. Now 더 많이 than ever. The others don't know. Only Becca. But my breakup with Connor is still fresh in my mind. He isn't very good with words, but he was able to tell me in clear terms what he wanted.
And I felt okay with it. It hurt, but I had thought it through and ended up agreeing with what...

Traumatized Part 9

posted by Robin_Love

“I've searched all forms, every file, and all the routes. I searched everything. Becca isn't here.”
“Well then this Billy guy lied.”
“Wally!” Willow exclaimed. “You don't him! Billy is a good guy! Leave him out of this because you're jealous!”
“I am NOT jealous!” Wally fired back.
“Yes 당신 are! Just cause he was flirting with me! AND because his powers are 더 많이 advanced than yours!”
“I am not jealous!”
“Shut up!” Artemis ordered. “This is no time for a lover's spat!”
“Artemis is right! 당신 guys still have each other! Wally, just accept the fact that there's a...

Expectations: Part 8 End

posted by rachele_X

I slowly opened my eyes. I was laying flat on my back, in a room shrouded in mist. Above me, two eyes, glowing bright white, bore into mine. The face that contained them was a waxy green hue, dusted with a few freckles. It was the Martian girl. Another enemy. She seemed startled that I had awoken. All the better.
I sprung forward, thrashing violently, trying to attack. She held her hands up slowly, and I was dropped back onto the surface on which I was laying, and sank back into oblivion.

When I awoke again, it was in a different room. The surface I was on was soft. The room was bathed in harsh...

Traumatized Part 5

posted by Robin_Love

“Willow!”
“Billy! What are 당신 doing here?!”
“I live here. What's with the team? Why are 당신 snooping around my house?”
“I didn't know it was yours.”
“Sure 당신 didn't.”
“I thought 당신 lived in Star.”
“Nope. I can be there in a flash. No need to live there.”
“Anyways, we're looking for a team member. Hey! Maybe you've seen her?”
“I don't know.”
“She goes 의해 Becca. Has black hair with red streaks, big brown eyes. Kinda emotional right now. Carries tons of weapons.”
“Hmmm....Oh! I did see her. She was heading towards Gotham.”
“No one was with her?”
“Nope....

It ends at Arkham Asylum part 3

posted by EclipseYJ

The girls carried on walking but all trying to act natural as possible but the car continued to drive behind them. “How do we know that their not 로스트 또는 something?” Becca said her voice flickered with fear, Phoebe sighed “I have been followed before I know what to do but first we got to know if they really are following us, follow my lead”. They started to walk a little faster and turned into an alley way, Becca got her IPod out and set it to camera and pretended to show willow something when it was secretly filming behind them. The black car with tinted windows slowed right down at...

Traumatized Part 4

posted by Robin_Love

“We have to find her!”
“Robin, calm down. This is a League mission.”
“No! This is a mission for those who KNOW Becca!”
The mountain was filled with silence as Robin snapped at Batman. The Boy Wonder had always been loyal to his mentor. They had never seen him react this way till now.
“Robin. Stand down!”
“No! Becca needs me! 당신 can't stop me from helping her! If 당신 hadn't forbidden me to ever see her again, this would never have happened! She would be okay!”
Batman stared at his young protege. Robin was staring at him with a defiant but respectful glare. He faced him like a...

RainShower

posted by Robin_Love

Just something I wrote for no reason at all. Hope 당신 enjoy.

Becca sat huddled in her room as another roar of thunder sounded. She cowered, lightning flashing. It wasn't long before the thunder sounded, and Becca screeched, covering her ears. She regretted her choice to stay home. She should've gone with the others. But she hadn't felt 메리다와 마법의 숲 enough to go to Happy Harbor in the rain. Now she wished she had gone. At least Robin would've been there to comfort her. As another roll of thunder sounded, Becca screeched and ran from her room.
“He's a lot braver than I am,” she said.
Becca ran and...

A Different World. Chapter 11.

posted by Codby

Artemis was carrying popcorn. I had drinks in my hand. No alcohol, 당신 never knew with Bats. Megan made other stuff flow to the TV while she carried the precious pies. The guys looked up. They were sitting like I remember, Connor was sitting against the 침상, 소파 and the chair, legs spread on the floor. Kaldur was sitting on a chair (). Robin and Wally were sitting each at the other side of the couch. They had moved the chair against the couch. Wally hanged over the couch, grinning like a big happy idiot. “So 당신 came Arty.” She just smiled back, jumped over the couch, letting herself land...

It ends at Arkham Asylum (Prologue)

posted by EclipseYJ

'a smile grew across her blood splattered face'

“Why is this happening to me? How did I get here? Why are my 프렌즈 in the other room testifying me to be innocent when they all know I’m a murderer? How did I leave the person I always wanted to be and turn into the person I said I would never be again?” Alice made her hands into a fist and a smile grew across her blood splattered face “No! I will never regret what I did, he killed my family so I killed his, they all deserved it every last Weapon x experiment. Their blood is now slashed across my face and it tastes so sweet to know that their deaths will set the ghosts of my past...

Jaded 심장 part 14

posted by Robin_Love

“So she just doesn't remember?”
“No. It's like she had never lived a life til now.”
“So her memory is completely gone? Like a computer?”
“It seems so.”
“Why are 당신 talking as if I'm not here?” Becca cut in.
“I'm sorry!” Willow exclaimed. “We're just worried about you.”
“Why? I'm okay.”
“Oh baby sister! I wish 당신 were!”
Becca gave her a confused look. She looked at the others. They all wore the same worried expression. Becca turned to Robin.
“Am I really not okay?” she asked him.
“Yes. 당신 can't remember anything, can you?”
“I know who 당신 guys are. I heard...

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사랑 Spells part 1

posted by EclipseYJ

"Wally just forget i said anything" Willow said crossing her arms and slouching back on the couch,
"No common 당신 started now so 당신 might as well tell me, i told 당신 about the time a santery towel got stuck in my hair!"
"You're mum told me that!"
"Still!"
"No i just had a bad life with my foster dad"
"No 당신 said something about abuse, did he abuse you?"
"IT DOESN'T MATTER!"
"Yes It does willow!" Wally stood up "You can share your secrets with the 벽 또는 something because if 당신 can't tell me 당신 can't tell anyone else!" And he stamped off. Willow leaned 앞으로 and buried her face in her hands,...

Expectations: Part 7

posted by rachele_X

“Robin!” I wheezed, gasping for air. “What’s...your...problem?” He was going to suffocate me, I was going to die a brutal death...No, I told myself. I had to keep a clear head, a near impossible task when I was slowly losing oxygen. Be calm, I thought. I gathered myself, counted to three in my head, and lunged upward, trying to flip him over. His arms tightened, and he stared into my eyes. There was something wrong, I realized, with his eyes. They were dull and empty, and there was a darkness to them, like a shaded demon was lurking deep within, thrashing violently and trying to push...