This isn't mine, but I thought it was hilarious. Enjoy!
Mount Justice, 8:15 a.m.
"I can't believe you!"
Those four words rang out towards the entire building and found its way to the 부엌, 주방 where Aqualad, Robin, Megan and Superboy were busy eating breakfast. All four of them looked up at each other. Kid Flash and Artemis were fighting… again…
At the same moment Wally and Artemis walked into the kitchen. Artemis was soaking wet with a towel wrapped around her and Wally's face was red from laughing. It didn't take a genius to figure it out.
"Sorry, it was an accident." Wally said, apologizing.
"How hard is it to watch where 당신 aim a water hose? What were 당신 even doing with a water hose?" Artemis asked. Both were so caught up in the argument that they didn't even notice that they had an audience.
"Yeah? Well, 당신 could've told me 당신 were behind me. That's not so hard is it?" He countered. Artemis narrowed her eyes at him.
"I did! But 당신 were so caught up in being an idiot that 당신 didn't hear me!" Artemis yelled.
"You really told me 당신 were behind me?"
"Yeah."
"I don't think so."
"Are 당신 calling me a liar?"
"Yes."
"Moron."
"Liar."
"Idiot."
"Replacement."
Artemis turned; ready to kill when the two noticed a strange, yet familiar smell in the air. What was that? Both turned to see Robin, a bowl of 팝콘 in front of him watching the two intensely.
"Don't mind me! 당신 know this is actually kind of entertaining. I'm kind of wondering when 당신 guys will just make out already."
"Me and him? 당신 must be kidding." Artemis said.
"You know me, Robin. I would never 날짜 a thing like… it." Wally said. Artemis glared at him and lunged at him. Robin sighed. It was his turn to break up this fight… The calendar on the fridge said so. He got up form his chair so he could keep Artemis's hands as far away from his best friend's neck as possible.
Mount Justice, 8:15 a.m.
"I can't believe you!"
Those four words rang out towards the entire building and found its way to the 부엌, 주방 where Aqualad, Robin, Megan and Superboy were busy eating breakfast. All four of them looked up at each other. Kid Flash and Artemis were fighting… again…
At the same moment Wally and Artemis walked into the kitchen. Artemis was soaking wet with a towel wrapped around her and Wally's face was red from laughing. It didn't take a genius to figure it out.
"Sorry, it was an accident." Wally said, apologizing.
"How hard is it to watch where 당신 aim a water hose? What were 당신 even doing with a water hose?" Artemis asked. Both were so caught up in the argument that they didn't even notice that they had an audience.
"Yeah? Well, 당신 could've told me 당신 were behind me. That's not so hard is it?" He countered. Artemis narrowed her eyes at him.
"I did! But 당신 were so caught up in being an idiot that 당신 didn't hear me!" Artemis yelled.
"You really told me 당신 were behind me?"
"Yeah."
"I don't think so."
"Are 당신 calling me a liar?"
"Yes."
"Moron."
"Liar."
"Idiot."
"Replacement."
Artemis turned; ready to kill when the two noticed a strange, yet familiar smell in the air. What was that? Both turned to see Robin, a bowl of 팝콘 in front of him watching the two intensely.
"Don't mind me! 당신 know this is actually kind of entertaining. I'm kind of wondering when 당신 guys will just make out already."
"Me and him? 당신 must be kidding." Artemis said.
"You know me, Robin. I would never 날짜 a thing like… it." Wally said. Artemis glared at him and lunged at him. Robin sighed. It was his turn to break up this fight… The calendar on the fridge said so. He got up form his chair so he could keep Artemis's hands as far away from his best friend's neck as possible.
“When we take revenge against another, we lose some of our innocence”, that’s what they tell me. So I guess I 로스트 all of my innocence. Oh well, I 로스트 it early, might as well have gotten rid of it. See people throw 랜덤 인용구 everywhere, a lot of them don’t seem to apply to me.
“When 당신 get knocked down, pick yourself up and brush yourself off,” I pull the legs of the person who pushed me, bringing them down too.
“It takes 42 muscles to frown, 17 to smile, and 4 to 펀치 the person,” And it only takes 4 더 많이 to snap their necks.
Catch my drift? Good.
My name is Agony
And this is my story.
“When 당신 get knocked down, pick yourself up and brush yourself off,” I pull the legs of the person who pushed me, bringing them down too.
“It takes 42 muscles to frown, 17 to smile, and 4 to 펀치 the person,” And it only takes 4 더 많이 to snap their necks.
Catch my drift? Good.
My name is Agony
And this is my story.
Eclipses POV
I knew it, I knew it would happen but why like this? I knew they would find me but to go that far just to get me back, back to being what I was…Man-Made, back to having someone’s signature carved into my body forever. I told them I was natural, 100% mutant. But I lied about every word about my past and I lied to such good people now worse has come to worst, my 프렌즈 are dead 또는 so I thought and the biggest secret I could ever hold burst out like some one who had jus pulled the trigger on a gun then they had to sit and watch as the man who made me finished his greatest master piece...Me! But of corse, one of my souls biggest wish came true, Alice became me and I became Alice but after all that Eclipse, I had to pay the price which could only be paid……in blood but in the end no one wins.
I knew it, I knew it would happen but why like this? I knew they would find me but to go that far just to get me back, back to being what I was…Man-Made, back to having someone’s signature carved into my body forever. I told them I was natural, 100% mutant. But I lied about every word about my past and I lied to such good people now worse has come to worst, my 프렌즈 are dead 또는 so I thought and the biggest secret I could ever hold burst out like some one who had jus pulled the trigger on a gun then they had to sit and watch as the man who made me finished his greatest master piece...Me! But of corse, one of my souls biggest wish came true, Alice became me and I became Alice but after all that Eclipse, I had to pay the price which could only be paid……in blood but in the end no one wins.