I'm not too happy with this part but let me know if 당신 like. If enough people like it, I'll keep it. If majority hates it, I'll 삭제 and re-write. 코멘트 below!
“Okay let me see. This isn't right...why do I even bother with this?”
The bluenette leaned up against the counter, a clipboard in hand and 읽기 glasses on. He made a few grunting noises of disapproval, the pencil twirling between his teeth. His eyes scanned over the charts and half-assed explenations written down before he set it aside.
“Well that was a waste of time.”
He pulled off the glasses and rubbed his eyes tiredly. He heard a small noise and walked out of the room, down the hall, and into a different room. He walked to the 어린이 침대, 침대 and looked inside. The small blue haired kitten was asleep. He smiled and walked back out of the room. It was one of his few days off so he had insisted on his wife taking a rest from being in the house for the day. She would be gone till past midnight, he knew that. But he didn't care; it just meant a better surprise for when she woke him up later. A small vibration in his pocket brought his mind back to earth.
“Spade here.”
“I 사랑 당신 Spade~,” was the reply.
“Suck on it Jackson!”
He heard a laugh from the other side, a grudging smile gracing his lips.
“I heard 당신 got the 일 off, sly dog.”
“Don't insult me.”
“Uh cat. Sorry. So what are 당신 up to?”
“Went over the reports 당신 sent. 당신 couldn't come up with anything better?”
“It's so hard working without you, Spadey~.”
“True but I needed this break.”
“You could have asked me to 가입하기 you.”
“You're who I need a break from!!”
He heard a dramatic gasp and then sputtering before a thump sounded. He waited a 분 before giving a reply.
“Hey, 당신 still dead?”
“....maybe.”
“Oh well then I'll need a new partner.”
There was a loud scramble and the sound of someone running into too many things.
“It's a miracle! I'm alive!!!”
He laughed despite himself.
“Good. Now how about coming for dinner? I don't want to eat alone.”
“My good sir I shall arrive after the sun sets in the distant horizon!”
“...okay. Bring 디저트 so I don't have to make it.”
“Aye aye, sir!”
“Okay. Later babe,” Dylan teased.
“See ya soon, cutie.”
“Okay let me see. This isn't right...why do I even bother with this?”
The bluenette leaned up against the counter, a clipboard in hand and 읽기 glasses on. He made a few grunting noises of disapproval, the pencil twirling between his teeth. His eyes scanned over the charts and half-assed explenations written down before he set it aside.
“Well that was a waste of time.”
He pulled off the glasses and rubbed his eyes tiredly. He heard a small noise and walked out of the room, down the hall, and into a different room. He walked to the 어린이 침대, 침대 and looked inside. The small blue haired kitten was asleep. He smiled and walked back out of the room. It was one of his few days off so he had insisted on his wife taking a rest from being in the house for the day. She would be gone till past midnight, he knew that. But he didn't care; it just meant a better surprise for when she woke him up later. A small vibration in his pocket brought his mind back to earth.
“Spade here.”
“I 사랑 당신 Spade~,” was the reply.
“Suck on it Jackson!”
He heard a laugh from the other side, a grudging smile gracing his lips.
“I heard 당신 got the 일 off, sly dog.”
“Don't insult me.”
“Uh cat. Sorry. So what are 당신 up to?”
“Went over the reports 당신 sent. 당신 couldn't come up with anything better?”
“It's so hard working without you, Spadey~.”
“True but I needed this break.”
“You could have asked me to 가입하기 you.”
“You're who I need a break from!!”
He heard a dramatic gasp and then sputtering before a thump sounded. He waited a 분 before giving a reply.
“Hey, 당신 still dead?”
“....maybe.”
“Oh well then I'll need a new partner.”
There was a loud scramble and the sound of someone running into too many things.
“It's a miracle! I'm alive!!!”
He laughed despite himself.
“Good. Now how about coming for dinner? I don't want to eat alone.”
“My good sir I shall arrive after the sun sets in the distant horizon!”
“...okay. Bring 디저트 so I don't have to make it.”
“Aye aye, sir!”
“Okay. Later babe,” Dylan teased.
“See ya soon, cutie.”
1. Make a really stupid joke that a 5 년 old might laugh at. Ex) knock-knock jokes, chicken crossing the road jokes.
2. Start 연기 like a little kid with her.
3. Shooting colored paintballs with a gun.
4. Falling down on purpose
5. Being afraid of an animal she turns into
6. Copying her
7. Sing 디즈니 songs with her
8. Dance on the 표, 테이블 with her
9. Randomly start yelling about things that don’t make any sense
10. Babies
11. Bratz 인형 (cause their feet are bigger than their heads)
12. Sponge Bob and Plankton 노래 the F.U.N song
13. Jello (cause when 당신 poke it, it wobbles like a hula girl)
14. GUMMY BEARS!!!!
15. Mel slapping people
16. Guys wearing Tuxedo T-shirts
17. Kittens
18. Guys striking out
19. Tom and Jerry (old not new)
20. Casper the Ghost
21. Smiling sun in cartoons
22. The word 아스파라거스
23. Asking for 과일 punch
24. Clowns
25. People saying they are going to kick another person’s butt
2. Start 연기 like a little kid with her.
3. Shooting colored paintballs with a gun.
4. Falling down on purpose
5. Being afraid of an animal she turns into
6. Copying her
7. Sing 디즈니 songs with her
8. Dance on the 표, 테이블 with her
9. Randomly start yelling about things that don’t make any sense
10. Babies
11. Bratz 인형 (cause their feet are bigger than their heads)
12. Sponge Bob and Plankton 노래 the F.U.N song
13. Jello (cause when 당신 poke it, it wobbles like a hula girl)
14. GUMMY BEARS!!!!
15. Mel slapping people
16. Guys wearing Tuxedo T-shirts
17. Kittens
18. Guys striking out
19. Tom and Jerry (old not new)
20. Casper the Ghost
21. Smiling sun in cartoons
22. The word 아스파라거스
23. Asking for 과일 punch
24. Clowns
25. People saying they are going to kick another person’s butt