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Right after the success of the classic Night of the Living Dead, George A. Romero worked on another zombie movie classic, Dawn of the Dead, where survivors stay in a mall and are, themselves, zombies to American consumerism. It was a pretty violent, but entertaining movie. So naturally, with a successful horror movie, Hollywood, being Hollywood, felt that the nostalgia for this movie had finally set in, and they decided to work on a remake of the film. That remake resulting in the 2004 remake known as Dawn of the Dead, which we will be looking at. Not the 1978 Dawn of the Dead…. I’m disappointed too.



So, I am pretty mixed about this film. There are some scenes in it that I love, there are some scenes in it that I hate, and there is one specific scene that I absolutely despise. But we’ll get to that when we get to it. So, the movie follows a nurse named Ana. She’s female and has blonde hair, so I’m sure she’ll be one of the survivors at the end of the movie. After her husband is killed 의해 a zombie girl, she makes her escape, where she runs into other survivors. A police officer named Kenneth, a salesman named Michael, a criminal named Andre, and his pregnant wife, Luda. Together, they hide out inside of a mall, as they try to avoid the zombie apocalypse outside, and try to deal with the overbearing mall officers (And once again, mall cops try to take charge of everything) while having background 음악 such as Down With the Sickness 의해 Disturbed, 또는 how about Down With the Sickness… But this time 의해 comedic lounge musician, Richard Cheese. The music’s pretty good, and I gotta admit, Richard Cheese’s lounge edition of a rather disturbing song is pretty silly.



There are some things I like about this movie. It’s another zombie that doesn’t take itself seriously, which is already a good thing. Everyone is just screwing around, enjoying what they can find inside the mall, and just Kenneth playing chess with Andy, the gun store owner from across the street, who communicate through whiteboards. It still manages to give the sort of social commentary that Romero’s Dawn of the Dead had. It really does make 당신 think that this could be an honest and a pretty perfect remake to the original Dawn of the Dead, right. Ha, ha, ha… I thought that too.



Now, before I rip this movie apart, I still want to talk about one 더 많이 positive. And I think it’s probably my 가장 좋아하는 thing about this movie. The zombies in it. Sure, 당신 can say that their just your typical flesh-eating zombies, and your right. They are flesh-eating zombies, only these zombies are special in there own way… And it’s because they're fast as hell. These zombies are incredibly fast, and sprint right towards their prey. This was the first zombie movie I watched involving zombies that could run instead of slowly lumber about, and I gotta admit, as a child watching this, I was terrified. Of course, now looking at them, the spriting doesn’t really impress me now, but the make up on them looks amazing. They look dismembered, bloodied, yet still look human if 당신 look far away. Watching them 옮기기 about is pretty scary, and they even can infect people with a scratch instead of just a bite, which most zombie 영화 seem to forget they can do that. I gotta admit, the zombies in this movie were pretty impressive.



Okay, enough with the positives. Now let’s talk about some negatives with the movie. Like the characters for instance. Not all of them are bad. Kenneth and Andy are pretty entertaining, but the majority of them (And the majority of what we’re stuck with), Ana especially, all seem to be just angry, and swearing all the time. I mean, I can understand Ana being all angry and upset, she did watch her husband get eaten and turned into a zombie. I wouldn’t exactly be happy if my spouse got turned into a zombie… And then all my understanding of why she does this goes out the window, because she immediately wants to be with Michael when they meet. Like, why? Why would 당신 want to go with someone after your husband hasn’t been dead for that long. Maybe I’m just stupid and this all takes place over the span of a few days… 또는 maybe the movie’s 글쓰기 just sucks.



Okay, so maybe I can only find two negatives, but I can assure you, there’s one BIG negative in this movie. One that just made me grown at how stupid the idea was. 당신 could say that it isn’t that bad, but for a 팬 of the original Dawn of the Dead, this is pretty bad. So anyway, (Spoilers), Luda gets infected and is tied to the bed, as she is giving birth in her zombie form. So, Andre, being batshit crazy, kills one of the survivors at the same time he is killed. But wait, as Luda is giving birth, we see that she has given birth to… A zombie baby…. Oh my god, WHY!? This has to be the dumbest thing 당신 could have possibly done, and they did it. I’m supposed to be scared of… fucking THIS! 당신 could have done way 더 많이 with this. Keep the baby alive (AND HUMAN), and have the survivors try to keep it alive so that there can be a slight glimmer of hope in the apocalypse, or, have the group mercifully kill it because they can’t care for the child and show how damned humanity was. Anything but zombie baby! Just saying that outloud sounds stupid! Say it outloud and tell me the idea isn’t crazy (And not in a good way).



Okay, so as much as terrible as some of the characters are and as… Completely idiotic the zombie baby idea was, I do have somewhat of a soft spot for this movie. It manages to have a very creative kind of zombie, the special effects and make up on the zombies are pretty impressive, and I do like that the movie isn’t totally 100% serious…. And if I had to give a pointless praise, Richard Cheese’s Down with the Sickness is pretty good. The movie also gained some praise 의해 critics and has gained a following. It was one of the main inspirations of Dead Rising, and even Trey Parker and Matt Stone, creators of South Park, loved the movie and parodied it with their episode Night of the Living Homeless. It’s probably never going to make “Best horror movie” lists, mine included, but I think it’s worth a watch… Just keep that scene skip button close for the baby scene. Take care.

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Sonic X Parody - Episode 1

The following is a non profit 팬 based parody. Sonic X is owned 의해 4Kids and the Sonic Team. Please support the official release

Robot 1: And I was like, “That’s what she said”.
Robot 2: Ha ha, that joke never gets old
Robot 1: Yeah. Anyway….. Wait, did 당신 hear that
Robot 2: (Turns to see something running at them) Oh shit
Robot 1: Okay, don’t worry. We were created for this very purpose. We can do this. Shoot him (Fires at thing)
Sonic: Get out of the way (Jumps over robots)
Robot 1: ……………….. Shit
(Meanwhile)
Droid 1: Dr. Robotnik, it appears-
Eggman:...
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Ganondorf: Ha ha, no doubt my giant black guard killed Link. (Laughs)
Tetra: I honestly could care less about him
Ganondorf: Now, nothing can stop-
Link: There 당신 are, 당신 fuckign cheater
Ganondorf: Goddamn it, I have..... wait, what is that...... 당신 hold the final triforce piece
Link: Yeah, so wha- (Ganondorf slaps Link)
GanondorF: I'll be taking that (Picks up Triforce piece) Yoink. Finally, I have all three pieces (Giant Triforce appears) Ha ha ha. I did it. I got the Triforce. I'm so happy, I'm actually not going to kill 당신 all
Tetra: Really
Ganondorf: (Laughs) No, your all so fucked
Link: Hey,...
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JOHNNY KLIBITZ:
In my opinion. Johnny was the best protagonist. He's so fun to use.. And he's actually quite relatable in most ways. Coarse. This also goes for Niko, but that's anouther story.
Anyway. After his once best friend, Billy Grey had finally 로스트 his mind and Johnny having had to put him down.
Johnny was in charge of the lost.. But he became a meth addict, and all that made him badass we're removed, because if it weren't I'm pretty sure Trevor and him would of been easily matched in a fight. But instead, Johnny was too gullible, and it cost him his life. And Trevor. Knowing they would...
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Hello everyone, I am your host, Windwakerguy430, I am here to show 당신 memes from all over the internet and I shall decide if the meme is Fine 또는 Foul. Today, we will be looking at the famous entity known only as Slender Man. Now, before we can talk about Slender Man, we need to talk about the origin of how he became just a picture to one of the biggest internet celebrity. On a 포럼 known as Something Awful, a user 게시됨 a picture of a group of kids with an odd looking man in the back. The 제목 of the 사진 was known as Slender Man. Since then, he started getting 더 많이 and 더 많이 famous.
The...
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How odd is it to read a fanfic based off a commercial. Pretty odd. But if it's good, then I'm all for it... But, what if that fanfic has rape and incest... That's the Saving 분 Saves Money fanfic.
Seriously, how does rape come to mind when 당신 write a fanfic based on a cellphone commercial. Well, fuck, someone did it, and, surprise, surprise, sur-fucking-prise, some one did, apparently.
So, it starts with our character, Brad, getting yelled at 의해 his mother for wasting minutes. Well, so far it is accurate to the commercial. Soon, Brad gets pissed and throws his mother onto the floor. And...
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(I'd like to thank Canada24 for this recommendation)
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. It's just a joke. Just a Joke. JUST A FUCKING JOKE!!! Today's fanfic is Just a Joke.
Now, this is a Smosh fanfic. Now, I enjoy Smosh. It is a very funny internet series and I really enjoy it. But.... We get Just a Joke. From every chapter, I was fucking sick to my stomach.
So, this is a sjipfic of Ian and Anthony. And, it is not just sickening, but it is fucking boring. When the story isn't making 당신 vomit, its making 당신 fall to sleep. And, this is one of the stories I really didn't want to finish....
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Wind: Okay, I know 당신 guys are mad, but-
Link: Your damn right were mad
Wind: Well, that’s good to hear. But, I really need to get going and-
Tetra: Oh no. You’re not going anywhere until 당신 tell us why it took a whole fucking 월 to make another After Adventure episode.
Wind: Well, I could tell you….. but, there is some a job 당신 need to do, so bye
Link: A job, 당신 think we’ll get money for it
Tetra: I’m not sure. I guess we’ll have to check
(Some Time Later)
Link: Okay, where is the treasure. I followed that guys map
(Flashback)
Link: Hey, where is the treasure
Ho-Ho: I SPY WITH MY LITTLE...
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Our protagonist.... named "Boy", because his parents never loved him, was looking through the assortment of treasure (And 의해 treasure, I mean a bunch of garbage not even a homeless man would want) at a yard sale. Suddenly, he found a 탄약통, 카트리지 lying on the 표, 테이블 written in black marker "Majora's Mask". Since Boy has not played Majora's Mask in ages, he decided to buy the game from the old man which looked 90% like a serial killer and 10% a pedophile.
"How much does this game cost?, said Boy.
The Old Man stroked his moustache, because he really liked to do that, and said, "Oh, it's free".
Boy,...
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Here’s another list, because twenty 로스트 games wasn’t enough. There was way too much games that were 로스트 for several reasons. You’d think that in this 일 and age, it would be hard to lose a game with the level of internet access we have. But no, there are still hundreds of games out there, that never made it to consoles, and probably will stay that way. There was just way too much to leave out, I just had to make a 초 list, continuing the discussion on 로스트 video games that were either eventually found, have some evidence of their existence, 또는 are so obscure, 당신 probably wouldn’t...
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Okay, let’s just get the most controversial opinion out of the way. Let’s talk about the biggest horror game franchise of this year, and maybe even of all time, also being the video game franchise that I… well… How do I put this… I don’t like Five Nights at Freddy’s
(And thus, Wind was never heard from again. They say his screams as the 팬 tore him apart could still be heard in his house to this very day)
Yeah, just saying that I don’t like this game is like a black man at a Klan meeting. 당신 don’t do it unless you're suicidal. So, why am I doing it then? Because somebody...
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Yet another fanfic about a show I never had the chance to watch. Now, from what I know, this fanfic is based off of the hit anime, Sailor Moon... A show in which I never got around to watching because I'm an idiot that never looks at 인기 stuff. Anyway, this fanfic here, named Rini's Horrible Death, is a huge piece of shit that I'm surprised I actually got through it without wanting to find the actul sorce for this fanfic and burn every bit of it. Lets begin, shall we?
So, the whole fanfic is about a character from the show named Serena is getting fed up with Rini always getting in the way...
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What do 당신 get when 당신 take a beloved cartoon and mix it with some of the worst fanfics known to man... 당신 get Dipper Goes to 타코 Bell
You can tell just from 읽기 that 제목 that this is stupid. This is a Gravity Falls fanfic, and a bad one at that. Now, let me start off 의해 saying I have not had the luck to watch Gravity Falls. Of course, I am willing to give the show a try, but, for the moment, I have no clue what the show is, 또는 who the characters are, so, if I make a mistake involving the show, then, don't get mad. Just remember, I have not watched this show yet. Anyway, the fanfic...
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Video games have a huge variety of enemies. Some range from simple and weak, like Halo’s Grunts, some range from pretty hard but fun like the Black Knights from Dark Souls, and some are just fun to attack. But then… there are THOSE enemies. 당신 know the ones, the ones that seem to only exist just to piss the player off, due to how annoying they are. Yeah, those ones. So, today, I want to share with 당신 all the enemies from video games that brought me the worst kind of pain possible. First, some rules. Only from games that I have played, so no Falcons from Ninja Gaiden. Also, only one enemy...
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There are a lot of endings in video games. They all usually end happily, with the main character beating the bad guy, and saving the world. And, as a fictional world where things end well for everyone, we all like to see good triumph over evil. But, in the world of video games, there are just some moments that don’t care about the good ending. Sure, the good ending is right there, but what if 당신 can’t get it. What if, no matter how hard 당신 try, 당신 can’t get that good ending, resulting in a bad ending 또는 even the worst ending possible. And that’s what this list is for. So, let us...
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저기요 THERE, I'M DAN DUMBASS! :D THE ONLY HUMAN BEING IN THE WORLD TO BE AN EXACT REPLICA OF EVERY GODDAMN TROLL EVER!

........THAT WASNT A COMPLIMENT, WAS IT?

SO APPARENTLY THERE'Z THIS SHOW NAMED MIR-MER-ME-RAI NEK-NIKEI? WAIT A MINUTE, I GOT THIS! I SWEAR, UH.....

MER-MIRAI-MIRAIAH? NICK-NEI-NI-FUCK IT! FUTURE DIARY!

THIS SHOW IS SO AMAZINGBALLZ! :D THE CONSEPT IS SO GOOD, DA VOICE ACTIN IS VRILLIANT, AND DAT THEM SONG IS SO GOOD!

THIS SHOW IS SO GOOD! :D GOODGOODGOODGOOD I DONT KNOW ANY OTHER POSITIVE WORD OTHER THAN GOOD! :D

SO DA STORYZ ABOUT DIS SCARY CAT GUY NAMD I CANNOT AND WILL NEVER BE...
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Back when I was still a stupid kid who got injured on a daily basis, I thought that after getting shot in the back and breaking my foot, I couldn’t hurt myself any worse 또는 in any dumber ways…. I was wrong. I could easily harm myself in ever 더 많이 worse and even 더 많이 dumber ways than either asking to be shot with a BB gun 또는 try to do an Ollie when I knew jackshit about skateboards. So, how is this 다음 injury dumber and 더 많이 dangerous? I tried slicing 과일 with a 부엌, 주방 칼, 나이프 while holding the 과일 in my hand…. I am not making this shit up, I was honestly that stupid. 당신 would think...
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Hello, everyone, and welcome to Wind’s Story Time. Today’s story; Wind and Pneumonia.
So the earliest memory I ever recall having is when I was only three years old and I had pneumonia. Yeah, what a great early memory. I remember getting this from walking outside in the snow without proper equipment. Needless to say, I thought it was just a cold… Oh, was I wrong. Instead, what happened was that I got one of the worst fevers ever. For those of 당신 with the flu who think 당신 got it bad, trying being a walking hazard zone at the age of three. I’m not even kidding, I was literally a quarantine...
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