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Right after the success of the classic Night of the Living Dead, George A. Romero worked on another zombie movie classic, Dawn of the Dead, where survivors stay in a mall and are, themselves, zombies to American consumerism. It was a pretty violent, but entertaining movie. So naturally, with a successful horror movie, Hollywood, being Hollywood, felt that the nostalgia for this movie had finally set in, and they decided to work on a remake of the film. That remake resulting in the 2004 remake known as Dawn of the Dead, which we will be looking at. Not the 1978 Dawn of the Dead…. I’m disappointed too.



So, I am pretty mixed about this film. There are some scenes in it that I love, there are some scenes in it that I hate, and there is one specific scene that I absolutely despise. But we’ll get to that when we get to it. So, the movie follows a nurse named Ana. She’s female and has blonde hair, so I’m sure she’ll be one of the survivors at the end of the movie. After her husband is killed 의해 a zombie girl, she makes her escape, where she runs into other survivors. A police officer named Kenneth, a salesman named Michael, a criminal named Andre, and his pregnant wife, Luda. Together, they hide out inside of a mall, as they try to avoid the zombie apocalypse outside, and try to deal with the overbearing mall officers (And once again, mall cops try to take charge of everything) while having background 음악 such as Down With the Sickness 의해 Disturbed, 또는 how about Down With the Sickness… But this time 의해 comedic lounge musician, Richard Cheese. The music’s pretty good, and I gotta admit, Richard Cheese’s lounge edition of a rather disturbing song is pretty silly.



There are some things I like about this movie. It’s another zombie that doesn’t take itself seriously, which is already a good thing. Everyone is just screwing around, enjoying what they can find inside the mall, and just Kenneth playing chess with Andy, the gun store owner from across the street, who communicate through whiteboards. It still manages to give the sort of social commentary that Romero’s Dawn of the Dead had. It really does make 당신 think that this could be an honest and a pretty perfect remake to the original Dawn of the Dead, right. Ha, ha, ha… I thought that too.



Now, before I rip this movie apart, I still want to talk about one 더 많이 positive. And I think it’s probably my 가장 좋아하는 thing about this movie. The zombies in it. Sure, 당신 can say that their just your typical flesh-eating zombies, and your right. They are flesh-eating zombies, only these zombies are special in there own way… And it’s because they're fast as hell. These zombies are incredibly fast, and sprint right towards their prey. This was the first zombie movie I watched involving zombies that could run instead of slowly lumber about, and I gotta admit, as a child watching this, I was terrified. Of course, now looking at them, the spriting doesn’t really impress me now, but the make up on them looks amazing. They look dismembered, bloodied, yet still look human if 당신 look far away. Watching them 옮기기 about is pretty scary, and they even can infect people with a scratch instead of just a bite, which most zombie 영화 seem to forget they can do that. I gotta admit, the zombies in this movie were pretty impressive.



Okay, enough with the positives. Now let’s talk about some negatives with the movie. Like the characters for instance. Not all of them are bad. Kenneth and Andy are pretty entertaining, but the majority of them (And the majority of what we’re stuck with), Ana especially, all seem to be just angry, and swearing all the time. I mean, I can understand Ana being all angry and upset, she did watch her husband get eaten and turned into a zombie. I wouldn’t exactly be happy if my spouse got turned into a zombie… And then all my understanding of why she does this goes out the window, because she immediately wants to be with Michael when they meet. Like, why? Why would 당신 want to go with someone after your husband hasn’t been dead for that long. Maybe I’m just stupid and this all takes place over the span of a few days… 또는 maybe the movie’s 글쓰기 just sucks.



Okay, so maybe I can only find two negatives, but I can assure you, there’s one BIG negative in this movie. One that just made me grown at how stupid the idea was. 당신 could say that it isn’t that bad, but for a 팬 of the original Dawn of the Dead, this is pretty bad. So anyway, (Spoilers), Luda gets infected and is tied to the bed, as she is giving birth in her zombie form. So, Andre, being batshit crazy, kills one of the survivors at the same time he is killed. But wait, as Luda is giving birth, we see that she has given birth to… A zombie baby…. Oh my god, WHY!? This has to be the dumbest thing 당신 could have possibly done, and they did it. I’m supposed to be scared of… fucking THIS! 당신 could have done way 더 많이 with this. Keep the baby alive (AND HUMAN), and have the survivors try to keep it alive so that there can be a slight glimmer of hope in the apocalypse, or, have the group mercifully kill it because they can’t care for the child and show how damned humanity was. Anything but zombie baby! Just saying that outloud sounds stupid! Say it outloud and tell me the idea isn’t crazy (And not in a good way).



Okay, so as much as terrible as some of the characters are and as… Completely idiotic the zombie baby idea was, I do have somewhat of a soft spot for this movie. It manages to have a very creative kind of zombie, the special effects and make up on the zombies are pretty impressive, and I do like that the movie isn’t totally 100% serious…. And if I had to give a pointless praise, Richard Cheese’s Down with the Sickness is pretty good. The movie also gained some praise 의해 critics and has gained a following. It was one of the main inspirations of Dead Rising, and even Trey Parker and Matt Stone, creators of South Park, loved the movie and parodied it with their episode Night of the Living Homeless. It’s probably never going to make “Best horror movie” lists, mine included, but I think it’s worth a watch… Just keep that scene skip button close for the baby scene. Take care.

Up 다음 on October Movie Marathon: Another one

So, there are people out there who prefer 아니메 over western 만화 and there are people who prefer western 만화 over anime. Me, personally, well, if 당신 asked me at the age of seven, I would have said western. But, given the shit we see today, I think its obvious that 아니메 is still making better shows. Sure, they're no Samurai Jack, Teen Titans, 또는 Avatar: The Last Airbender, but 당신 know what else they aren't? Teen Titans GO, Annoying 주황색, 오렌지 TV Show, and everything on Nick. So, some genius thought of a way to make an 아니메 that has the western style animation. That show would be the...
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Now, this is a story about the cursed Sonic game, and how it became one of the most famous cursed games ever..... Why, I have no gucking clue. Honestly, Sonic.EXE is a pisspoor story.
It starts with this guy, will call him Stupid, because that's exactly what he is, who gets a Sonic game called Sonic.EXE, which he got from his friend, and he says to not play it. Then why the hell did 당신 send him the damn game.
Anyway, he starts the game up, and it shows the logo with Sonic having red eyes, the water turns blood red and the Sega logo at the bottom says "Sega 6 6 6".... And this sucks, because...
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Medli: Oh, damn, I've been trying to genetically create Link 의해 using that blood sample. Maybe I need a seaman sample as well. Perhaps I can seduce him to- Wait, if I did that then why would I need to create this clone of his in the first place
Link: Hey, Medli
Medli: Link. You've returned. I knew you'd come back for-
Link: Yeah, whatever. Listen, I need to find some psychotic bird human hybrid, and 당신 fit that position well, so, come on
Medli: Wait, what would my father think
Link: I already talked to him
(Flashback)
Link: And that's why I need your daughter
Postman King: But can't 당신 just take...
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Hello everyone, and today, we will be talking about the memes from the hit show, and one of my 가장 좋아하는 shows, My Little Pony, Friendship is Magic.
Now, what can be said about this show. It's amazing. But, how did it get so many memes. Well, come along, lets find out, everypony....... I hope 당신 all enjoyed me saying everypony, because I am never going to say it again.
So, the show started in October 2010. MLP was created 의해 Lauren Faust, mostly known for her other great works like Powerpuff Girls and Fosters 집 for Imaginary Friends, so, its no wonder why this show is amazing. Of course, the...
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 Joe
Joe
(Cody and Cory throw body into firepalce)
Cody: Goddamn it. How many guys did we kill
Cory: About 1574
Cody: Shit. Hey, Nick (Knocks on bathroom door) Are 당신 done yet
Nick: (Throws body into bathtub) Can't a guy get some privacy (Hums and cuts up body with knife)
Cody: (Sigh)
Alice: (Throws bodies into trash cans)
Nick: (Walks out of bathroom dragging bloody bag)

Demon: (In alley) Hmm... I need to summon my minions. Silvona. Jebodiah. Come (Fire arises)
???: Huh. Oh, Dante, good to see ya, bro
Dante: Jebodiah? Is that you
???: Well, it's Joe now, asctually
Dante: And... What is this 당신 are saying
Joe:...
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Court Lobby
10:57 a.m. June 15th

Swift: So, Lou was not around when the killer attacked. That means bad news for us. Unless we can prove that he wasn't the one who killed the victim, He is no doubt going to be found guilty
Lilly: I thought this wouldn't go well. But, what about that new prosecutor everyone is talking about
Swift: 당신 mean Marcus Mays? Well, I really don't know what to expect from him. We'll just have to see how it goes in court
Lou: Hey, guys. How did the investigation go?
Swift: Not to good. The prosecution got all the evidence before we could
Lou: Oh no
Swift: But don't worry. I'll...
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posted by windwakerguy430
Well, here we go again. Sorry for the complete lack of an actual real review for quite some time. I was busy with school, work, family, and a bunch of things 당신 don’t care about, because 당신 only came for a review. Well, a review is what 당신 are going to get. So, let me introduce 당신 to…….. Uh…… Shit…. There isn’t a whole lot to review left, huh? Damn….. Well, I got this one 아니메 called D-Frag. It’s pretty underrated, so why don’t I review this? I got nothing better to review.
So, D-Frag is an 아니메 의해 Studio Brain’s Base, who have worked on Princess Jellyfish, Durarara,...
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It'll be way easier to write this in script form.. I obviously wasn't getting anywhere 글쓰기 it the other way.



Joe: 당신 screwed up asshole!

Rick: Yes, yes., 당신 said that several times now..

Joe: 당신 killed our friend, now were kill YOU!

Rick: Why would 당신 want to kill me?

Joe: ... A -Are 당신 serious.. I literary JUST explained it.

Rick: Explained what?

Joe: ... Are 당신 braindead 또는 something?

Rick: ... Who's braindead? Is he a friend of yours?

Joe: Shut up!.. I'll shoot your brains out.

Rick: That's horrible. Why would 당신 want to kill me?

Joe: (screaming) BECAUSE 당신 KILLED OUR FUCKIN FRIEND!

Rick: WHEN!?

Joe: In the house, idiot!

Rick: What house!?

Joe: Just shut and listen!... I won't kill 당신 straight away! First were beat Daryl to death.. Then the girl... Then were shoot and be square.

Rick: (singing in head) "And the cat's in the 요람, 크래들 and the silver spoon"
When I was thirteen, I was still a very, very, VERY stupid child. However, while I was still stupid, I had also grown a 사랑 for 더 많이 of the Japanese culture. After 읽기 about the country on an 기사 online, I had grown to really like this country. I was interested in it’s history, agriculture, and many other things. But if there was anything I loved the most, it was it’s weaponry. 더 많이 specifically, the samurai sword. I just loved these kinds of weapons, and I really loved those things. Now, I am telling 당신 this so 당신 can get a better understanding of what’s to come. Back then,...
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Now, before I got a chance to play on the Gamecube, I had always played a bunch of Plug n Play games. They were honestly some of the worst experiences a gamer could ever face. No gamer wants to be stuck with a couple of wired Atari controllers with a paint job having to that are plugged into the TV. However, when I was at the age of seven, my grandma came in giving me and my brothers our very first game console. The 닌텐도 Gamecube, which would soon become my 가장 좋아하는 console ever. And not only did we get a Gamecube, but we got a whole bunch of games. Animal Crossing, Crash Bandicoot: Wrath...
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Oh, man, this is is gonna kill me. Yep, everyone, its another fanfic. A Napoleon Dynamite one. Now, I have not seen the movie, so I don’t know who 또는 what the characters and setting is, but 당신 don’t have to watch the movie to know this fanfic is crap. But, enough with me talking. Lets read Napoleon Dynamite 4: Napoleon is Dead…. WHAT HAPPENED TO NAPOLEON DYNAMITE’S ONE THROUGH THREE!?
So, it starts with Napoleon and Pedro walking to school. Pedro tells Napoleon that he has to run away and runs away… And like that, all sense this story could have made was thrown out the fucking window....
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posted by Canada24
I'm glad my old one was so enjoyable, Here's 더 많이 of it. Same roles...



While cleaning out the prison, Thomas tried to stab Rick for the the third time now.

"What the hell was that!?" Rick cried angrily.

"It was coming at m-

"Wait.. I Think 당신 have something on the side of your head!" Rick pointed out.

"What are 당신 tal- (suddenly Rick stabs his trademark, red handled machete wait though Thomas's head graphically killing him)".

"Got it!" Rick cried, seeming unaware that he killed a man.

Suddenly an angry Andrew charged at him, but Rick body slammed him against a wall.

"That wasn't very nice!" Rick...
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Link: Hey, look, its an eskimo
Zunari: Hello
Link: Let me guess. Your crazy as shit too. What's your story. 당신 live in a fucking freezer.
Zunari: Not really. When 당신 look at all the psychopaths and idiots in this city, someone has to have some sanity
Link: Oh, okay. So, what's wrong with you
Zunari: Well, 당신 see, I have this 안전한, 안전 here, but, every time I close the store at night, someone always comes here and steals from me. It's maddening.
Link: so, wait, 당신 just have this big 나귀, 엉덩이 안전한, 안전 lying in the open of your office, and pretty much anyone can steal it
Zunari: Well, yes, that's exactly it
Link:...
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posted by windwakerguy430
Chuck: (Working on motorcycle)
Backstage Worker: Okay, Mr... uh
Chuck: The names Chuck Greene. Just like one of the 색깔 of the rainbow
Backstage: ........ Okay
Chuck: (To Katey) Okay, Katey, I'm gonna go make us some money
Katey: 당신 mean your going out to compete in a deadly game show killing hundreds of zombies in a brutal fashion, and even if 당신 get first place, 당신 will get no respect from the recurring characters in the story
Chuck: Exactly
Katey: ........ 당신 really should have become a lawyer
Chuck: Oh, Katey, don't 당신 know. Any game with a lawyer would suck
(Meanwhile)
Phoenix Wright: Fuck...
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Link: (Wakes up) Huh, what happened
King of Red Lions: Oh, Link, good thing your safe. After your Pokemon burned down that building, I got 당신 out of there
Link: Huh (Sees Tetra) Holy shit, did me and Tetra-
King of Red Lions: No
Link: Goddamn it
King of Red Lions: Anyway, we need to go to the sacred realm again, because............. Well, lets go (Goes through portal)

King of Red Lions: Well, here we are
Link: (Breathes for air) Why the fuck didn't 당신 warn me
King of Red Lions: I can't help it. I'm a boat. I don't even have lungs. Anyway, just go in there, and take Tetra
Tetra: (Wakes up) Did someone...
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Tetra: So, now that we are here, are 당신 ready to go on an amazing adventure to save your sister
Link: No
Tetra: Then let us- Wait, what do 당신 mean 의해 no
Link: 당신 see, my mother used to tell me stories of a 메리다와 마법의 숲 hero who went through many hardships to save the land from evil. And I can assure you, I fucking hate the stuff he went through. He almost got killed 의해 spiders, lizards, jellyfish monsters, ghosts, dragons, water.... Yeah, just water, zombies, witches, pigmen, tribal warriors, goats, giant fish, worms, and a scary mask, and I can assure 당신 I won't go on some crappy adventure
Tetra:...
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Well... I can't believe its here. I said I'd review this back in my Modofiyers review, so here it is. I give 당신 the worst, and I mean the fucking WORST, channel of this 일 and age... Nickelodeon.
Okay, so why is Nickelodeon so awful... Well, lets compare some other channels. Cartoon Network has Adventure Time. 디즈니 has Gravity Falls. Hub has My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. What does Nickelodeon have......... They have modern Spongebob, Sangey and Craig, and........... Well, I'll tell 당신 the other show when it comes to it. Now, these are the three shows that Nickelodeon has most......
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Courtroom No. 3
12: 00 p.m. June 16th

Judge: So, I believe that Mr. Mays was able to bring in the witness
Marcus: Yes, your honor. She is a little scared, so I suggest 당신 try to keep calm... Mr. Justice
Swift: *There is something about this guy... I don't know what... But I feel like... No, thats just crazy talk*
Marcus: Witness, please state your name and occupation
Jessica: I'm Jessica Jess and... Well... Lou prefers to do all the hard work
Marcus: So 당신 witnessed the murder
Jessica: ...Yes
Marcus: And, could 당신 tell us who was the killer
Lou: ...*smile*
Jessica: I-it was... It was Lou
Lou: ................WHAT!!!...
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The Gamecube was such a criminally underrated console, with so many beloved games that are still appreciated to this day. So, with the Gamecube always being a 가장 좋아하는 console of mine, I decided to do a list on what I think are the best games on the system. Now, I am not going to include any of the games from my 상단, 맨 위로 ten list, so no Resident Evil 4 또는 Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker, because those two games would obviously make the list, and for good reason. Also, these are all games that only I have played. So, no F Zero GX 또는 Baten Kaitos. Also, these games have to be Gamecube exclusives. It can...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a combination of Casino Royale with Quantum Of Solace. It all started in a place called Dodge City, where many stallions were pitting 동물 to fight against each other. Con had to find a certain 조랑말 that was gambling on the animals.

Con: Did 당신 find her yet?
Hungry: No. I don't see her.
Con: Stop touching your ear!
Hungry: Sorry?
Gambling pony: *notices hungry*
Hungry: *pulls out gun*
Con: Put your gun away! I need her alive.

Con chased after the mare into a construction sight. When he found the fence he couldn't hop over, he 스톨, 훔친 a bulldozer, and destroyed it, then continued his...
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