I have come to a logical conclusion from some data I reviewed. Edward is not in fact Edward, but a female Edwina.
1. Meyer claims “his” ability to knock up Bella is because they are like the incubi. Incubi were pretty much sex demons who knocked up innocent women. Why could they do so? They could change into succubi, the female version of the incubi and would sleep with men to steal their sperm.
2. “He” wears lipstick. 뱀파이어 are dead. They do not have blood flow. And yet “his” lips are darker than Bella’s.
3. “He” has moodswings similar to those from pregnant women and PMSing women.
4. “He” glitters. ‘Nuff said on that one.
5. “He” refuses to sleep with Bella. Is “he” perhaps hiding “his” girl parts?
6. “He” demands marriage. No guy EVER does that.
7. “He” makes out with Bella all the time but never gets “excited” in his pants.
8. “He” is a little *too* romantic.
9. “He” was totally stripping for those Italian guys.
10. “He” was never attracted to Rosalie even though most guys got excited just thinking about her.
11. In addition to “his” mood swings, “he” frequently overreacts... and speaks like “he” reads too many classic novels about old white ladies in corsets.
12. “He” is a vegetarian.
13. “He” relates to girls rather too well.
So, in conclusion, either Edward is Edwina, 또는 a raging, flaming, extremely gay man.
1. Meyer claims “his” ability to knock up Bella is because they are like the incubi. Incubi were pretty much sex demons who knocked up innocent women. Why could they do so? They could change into succubi, the female version of the incubi and would sleep with men to steal their sperm.
2. “He” wears lipstick. 뱀파이어 are dead. They do not have blood flow. And yet “his” lips are darker than Bella’s.
3. “He” has moodswings similar to those from pregnant women and PMSing women.
4. “He” glitters. ‘Nuff said on that one.
5. “He” refuses to sleep with Bella. Is “he” perhaps hiding “his” girl parts?
6. “He” demands marriage. No guy EVER does that.
7. “He” makes out with Bella all the time but never gets “excited” in his pants.
8. “He” is a little *too* romantic.
9. “He” was totally stripping for those Italian guys.
10. “He” was never attracted to Rosalie even though most guys got excited just thinking about her.
11. In addition to “his” mood swings, “he” frequently overreacts... and speaks like “he” reads too many classic novels about old white ladies in corsets.
12. “He” is a vegetarian.
13. “He” relates to girls rather too well.
So, in conclusion, either Edward is Edwina, 또는 a raging, flaming, extremely gay man.
Official contest launches Saturday June 26, 2010.
WIN BELLA'S ENGAGEMENT RING!
Submission topic 'Why I 사랑 Edward Cullen' 또는 'Why I Want Edward Cullens Ring' 또는 anything about EDWARD CULLEN may consist of any ORIGINAL content including fanfiction, fanart, 시 and 또는 your personal reason/story.
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Contest begins Saturday June 26, 2010 and ends Sunday July 11, 2010.
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WIN BELLA'S ENGAGEMENT RING!
Submission topic 'Why I 사랑 Edward Cullen' 또는 'Why I Want Edward Cullens Ring' 또는 anything about EDWARD CULLEN may consist of any ORIGINAL content including fanfiction, fanart, 시 and 또는 your personal reason/story.
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The Edward Cullens ring as decribed in the Twilight saga is yellow gold however the winner of the contest will have their choice of either white gold 또는 yellow.
This is going to be FUN, FUN, FUN!
Contest begins Saturday June 26, 2010 and ends Sunday July 11, 2010.
Good Luck!