1. 당신 consider yourself a crazy Twilight Addict & your pretty dang proud of it.
2. 당신 can repeat 인용구 from the book 의해 heart.
3. You've made Twilight Saga related 팬 art and/or 팬 fiction stories.
4. 당신 are currently debating with your 프렌즈 about who's Team 당신 are on.
5. 당신 never mess with the homeless. :D
6. Every time 당신 hear thunder, 당신 wonder if some place, somewhere, 뱀파이어 are playing baseball.
7. 당신 have frequent dreams about anything Twilight related.
8. 당신 tried to enroll in the Forks High School because 당신 were totally siked about being a Sparta. But sadly, your enrollments never got entered. : (
9. Sometimes, 당신 act our scenes from the 책 and make your family/friends watch!
10. One, many 또는 all of your walls are PLASTERED with Twilight related posters.
11. 당신 would be glad to assist any of the Cullens, Volterra, Nomads, 늑대 Pack in any way they need be; Even if the Volterra needs a pretty new toy to play with.
12. There's no doubt about it; 당신 would let Carlisle 또는 any of the Cullens, Volterra 또는 Nomads change 당신 into a vampire if possible.
13. 당신 want Jacob, Embry, Quil 또는 any member of the 늑대 Pack to imprint on you.
14. 당신 walk around mumbling the 인용구 from the 책 because everyone is sick of hearing them!
15. 당신 can make a Twilight reference out about anything. :)
16. 당신 want to get married on August 13.
17. Your ring will HAVE to be an exact replica of the ring Edward gave Bella in Eclipse.
18. Even if your conversations aren't verging on Twilight related things at all, 당신 just can't help but to add something knowledgeable about the Saga.
19. You've named your 개 after Jacob and his 늑대 Pack members.
20. When 당신 have kids, you'll name them after the Cullens, the 늑대 Pack, the Volterra 또는 maybe even some of the Nomads!
21. You've considered pouring glitter on your boyfriend so he'd sparkle like Edward.
22. You've also considered (if 당신 사랑 Jake) to make your boyfriend sleep with the 개 for a while so he'll have that glorious dog smell.
23. You've considered going to a mental institution to find someone who is somewhat like Jasper so 당신 can cut yourself in from of him and see what happens.
24. Fictional characters dazzle 당신 frequently.
25. 당신 LIVE 의해 the Switzerland quote in Eclipse.
26. You've considered buying a 양고기 & lion and see how things go...
27. 당신 sometimes stay up at night waiting for Edward.
28. You've developed a strange habit of biting other people. 0.o
29. Your not willing to bet against Jane, in fears of her paralyzing you.
20. But, you'd gladly bet against Alice, never Edward though. (Hehe)
21. When 당신 see shiny, silver Volvos, 당신 scream like a 팬 girl.
22. You've jumped in front of a moving 봉고차, 반 just to see if Edward would save you. (Sadly, I would think 당신 wouldn't be with us any longer, but at least someone was nice enough to save you.:)
23. Whenever 당신 hear 늑대 howling, 당신 wanna go jump out of your skin and 가입하기 them.
24. 당신 wake yourself up at night 의해 screaming because your having a terrible nightmare.
25. 당신 get freaked out when people stare at you, thank Edward Cullen for that.
26. 당신 try making people drink honey to have a velvet-like voice like Edward.
27. Sometimes 당신 hear voices in your head...
28. 당신 threw New Moon at the 벽 when Edward left.
29. And then threw it back at the same 벽 when Jake kissed Bella.
30. Or... 당신 jumped up & down when Edward left and hugged the book to your chest.
31. And... Then... 당신 threw the book at the 벽 when Edward came back.
32. 당신 didn't want Victoria to die, she was kinda cool.
33. 당신 NEVER let your 프렌즈 drive drunk.
34. 당신 also NEVER forget to give your 프렌즈 that measly fifty cent box of candy.
35. 당신 bought (or received as a present) a yellow Porsche like Alice's 또는 a shiny, silver Volvo like Edward.
36. If Edward dies, your heading off to the Volterra.
37. 당신 wouldn't mind hanging around the humans, but who would want to do that when you've got vamps & wolfes walking around?
38. Your epiphany, like Bella's, is stating the obvious.
39. 당신 wouldn't mind Alice planning your wedding, picking our your clothes, doing your toenails 또는 taking 당신 on shopping sprees any 일 of the week.
40. 당신 would gladly get 음식 in Rosalie's hair.
41. 당신 want to play baseball with the Cullens and wouldn't mind being on Emmett’s, Alice's & Edwards team, any time!
42. If Bella won't marry Edward, 당신 will.
43. 당신 would have NEVER punched Jacob in the face!
44. Cuddling with a pushing, obnoxious, moronic dog seems like a good idea to you.
45. 당신 would gladly be affected 의해 the territorial disputes between mythical creatures.
46. Jacob's being half naked bothers you... A LOT! (Haha:)
47. Seducing a vampire 또는 werewolf seems like a pretty good idea to you.
48. Any member of the 늑대 Pack, Cullen family, Volterra 또는 Nomads are free to kidnap 당신 whenever they please!
49. 당신 feel like nobody understands 당신 because nobody listens to 당신 any 더 많이 because they're sick of hearing about Twilight!
50. The other 일 when 당신 adopted that stray dog, 당신 could have SWORN it was Jacob. Sadly, it wasn't, but 당신 named him after Jake anyways.
51. 당신 own numerous amounts of Twilight, New Moon and Eclipse merchandise.
52. 당신 either like your men cold, dead & sparkling 또는 hot, obnoxiously cute & furry; There are no in betweens and no substitutes!
53. Your pretty much a pro at weird.
54. 당신 tell people to wait a 초 so 당신 can restart your 심장 very frequently.
55. Your good at 읽기 minds.
56. Your totally oblivious to those who 사랑 당신 dearly.
57. 당신 wonder frequently where the hell your Edward Cullen 또는 Jacob Black is.
58. 당신 consider yourself part of the Cullen family because Esme said so!
59. Or, 당신 consider yourself part of the 늑대 Pack because it was just implied 의해 Emily.
60. 당신 have red contacts because the Volterra's eyes are red 또는 당신 have gold contacts because the Cullens eyes are gold.
61. 당신 hiss at unwanted neighbors, often.
62. Your 프렌즈 pretend to be listening to you, but are really ignoring 당신 because all 당신 can talk about is Twilight!
63. You've researched, studied and engaged in many mind 읽기 and mind controlling processes.
64. If 당신 읽기 a different book besides Twilight (doesn't matter what genre it is) sometimes 당신 yell at the characters saying; "Edward wouldn't have broke your heart!" 또는 "Jake would have NEVER done that!" 또는 "Carlisle would have saved him." 또는 "Emmett could have picked that up!" 또는 "Rosalie could have socked it to him!" 또는 "Bella wouldn't have been able to do that." 또는 "Jasper could have made him calm down." 또는 "Esme would have been a better mother." Something that has to involve a Twilight scene 또는 character.
65. You've considered (or have) filed your I teeth to look like vampire teeth.
66. If 당신 go 더 많이 than two to five 분 without talking about Twilight, 당신 get all nervous, sweating and start panicking.
67. 당신 have cliffed dived.
68. 당신 have made one of your guy 프렌즈 build a motorcycle (or bought one) just so 당신 could be reckless and stupid, trying to conjure up Edward to talk to you.
69. There's no doubt about it, if Carlisle felt like biting some neck, 당신 would offer up yours.
70. 당신 get frustrated at Stephanie Meyers for now telling 당신 that you'll never find a man like Edward.
71. 당신 would 사랑 to go grizzly 곰 hunting with Emmett.
72. Esme Island doesn't sound like such a bad place, even if there are rancid chickens running around.
73. 당신 would have stabbed Tyler in the leg if he wouldn't have laid off Bella for almost running her over.
74. One and 또는 all of your family members knows pretty much every little detail about the Twilight Saga, not because he/she has the read the series 또는 watched the movies, but because 당신 have clued them in on EVERYTHING, even if they didn't want to hear it.
75. 당신 wear an opal ring on your pointer finger because Bella wears one in the movies.
76. When 당신 smell wet dog, 당신 tend to look around in case Jacob 또는 one of his 늑대 Pack members is behind you.
77. 당신 don't really want to meet Sam, just in case he gets mad at 당신 and rips your face off like Emily's.
78. 당신 sometimes wish Carlisle hadn't saved Rosalie, she had what was coming to her.
79. Since your an avid lover of Jacob, 당신 call Renesmee 의해 her nickname, Nessie because Jake does & it seems to fit her.
80. Your praying to have a red headed little girl and 당신 plan on naming her Renesmee.
81. 당신 wouldn't mind cutting off all your hair, wearing shorts all the time, having to share a mind with 7 guys, never aging and being physically hot all the time.
82. Or, 당신 wouldn't mind never eating again, always being ice cold, having to hunt regularly, being pale white, having golden eyes & being undead.
83. 당신 would (or strictly wouldn't) 가입하기 the Volterra.
84. 당신 wish the foreign 뱀파이어 could have stayed longer; They were cool.
85. 당신 really wanted Bree to live.
86. 당신 thought Riley was kinda hot, until he went total vamp crazy.
87. 당신 would pal around with Alice, just so that she could tell 당신 how your 일 will go.
88. Jasper wouldn't be such a bad catch; He could put 당신 in the mood at any time. :)
89. Charlie didn't seem so bad; He never hovered, didn't really give a care & was actually kind hot, in a creepy dad sorta way.
90. If Bella wasn't going to marry Edward, 당신 would have!
91. 당신 consider yourself a different Team than Edward 또는 Jacob, 또는 당신 have strict rules to your Team Edward 또는 Team Jacob fantasies.
92. There's two 또는 더 많이 punctured bite wounds somewhere on your body.
93. Mike didn't seem like such a bad catch, that is if there weren't things called Edward Cullen, Jacob Black, Carlisle Cullen, Emmett Cullen & Jasper Hale.
94. 당신 didn't really care for Angela’s mood of 'Let her do her own thing, she's just Bella'. 당신 thought it was quite disrespectful, seeing as what Bella was going through and all.
95. 당신 have fantasies about members of the Cullens, Volterra, Nomads 또는 늑대 Packs almost every day.
96. 당신 never leave house without your Twilight, New Moon & Eclipse soundtracks programmed into your iPod; They are the best 음악 ever!
97. When your having a Twilight withdrawal 당신 read the books, watch the movies, listen to the soundtrack, go onto Twilight related websites & write 더 많이 팬 fiction about the characters.
There's no better way of saying this, if any 또는 all of these things pertain to you, your suffering from the ever so 인기 Twilight Obsession. I would dearly recommend seeing a doctor 또는 therapist if your obsession is getting in the way of getting school necessities done, spending time with the fam & 프렌즈 또는 merely keeping 당신 from functioning correctly! But, I am greatly glad 당신 are a Twilight Obsessed person, there's no other obsession that is better! :)
2. 당신 can repeat 인용구 from the book 의해 heart.
3. You've made Twilight Saga related 팬 art and/or 팬 fiction stories.
4. 당신 are currently debating with your 프렌즈 about who's Team 당신 are on.
5. 당신 never mess with the homeless. :D
6. Every time 당신 hear thunder, 당신 wonder if some place, somewhere, 뱀파이어 are playing baseball.
7. 당신 have frequent dreams about anything Twilight related.
8. 당신 tried to enroll in the Forks High School because 당신 were totally siked about being a Sparta. But sadly, your enrollments never got entered. : (
9. Sometimes, 당신 act our scenes from the 책 and make your family/friends watch!
10. One, many 또는 all of your walls are PLASTERED with Twilight related posters.
11. 당신 would be glad to assist any of the Cullens, Volterra, Nomads, 늑대 Pack in any way they need be; Even if the Volterra needs a pretty new toy to play with.
12. There's no doubt about it; 당신 would let Carlisle 또는 any of the Cullens, Volterra 또는 Nomads change 당신 into a vampire if possible.
13. 당신 want Jacob, Embry, Quil 또는 any member of the 늑대 Pack to imprint on you.
14. 당신 walk around mumbling the 인용구 from the 책 because everyone is sick of hearing them!
15. 당신 can make a Twilight reference out about anything. :)
16. 당신 want to get married on August 13.
17. Your ring will HAVE to be an exact replica of the ring Edward gave Bella in Eclipse.
18. Even if your conversations aren't verging on Twilight related things at all, 당신 just can't help but to add something knowledgeable about the Saga.
19. You've named your 개 after Jacob and his 늑대 Pack members.
20. When 당신 have kids, you'll name them after the Cullens, the 늑대 Pack, the Volterra 또는 maybe even some of the Nomads!
21. You've considered pouring glitter on your boyfriend so he'd sparkle like Edward.
22. You've also considered (if 당신 사랑 Jake) to make your boyfriend sleep with the 개 for a while so he'll have that glorious dog smell.
23. You've considered going to a mental institution to find someone who is somewhat like Jasper so 당신 can cut yourself in from of him and see what happens.
24. Fictional characters dazzle 당신 frequently.
25. 당신 LIVE 의해 the Switzerland quote in Eclipse.
26. You've considered buying a 양고기 & lion and see how things go...
27. 당신 sometimes stay up at night waiting for Edward.
28. You've developed a strange habit of biting other people. 0.o
29. Your not willing to bet against Jane, in fears of her paralyzing you.
20. But, you'd gladly bet against Alice, never Edward though. (Hehe)
21. When 당신 see shiny, silver Volvos, 당신 scream like a 팬 girl.
22. You've jumped in front of a moving 봉고차, 반 just to see if Edward would save you. (Sadly, I would think 당신 wouldn't be with us any longer, but at least someone was nice enough to save you.:)
23. Whenever 당신 hear 늑대 howling, 당신 wanna go jump out of your skin and 가입하기 them.
24. 당신 wake yourself up at night 의해 screaming because your having a terrible nightmare.
25. 당신 get freaked out when people stare at you, thank Edward Cullen for that.
26. 당신 try making people drink honey to have a velvet-like voice like Edward.
27. Sometimes 당신 hear voices in your head...
28. 당신 threw New Moon at the 벽 when Edward left.
29. And then threw it back at the same 벽 when Jake kissed Bella.
30. Or... 당신 jumped up & down when Edward left and hugged the book to your chest.
31. And... Then... 당신 threw the book at the 벽 when Edward came back.
32. 당신 didn't want Victoria to die, she was kinda cool.
33. 당신 NEVER let your 프렌즈 drive drunk.
34. 당신 also NEVER forget to give your 프렌즈 that measly fifty cent box of candy.
35. 당신 bought (or received as a present) a yellow Porsche like Alice's 또는 a shiny, silver Volvo like Edward.
36. If Edward dies, your heading off to the Volterra.
37. 당신 wouldn't mind hanging around the humans, but who would want to do that when you've got vamps & wolfes walking around?
38. Your epiphany, like Bella's, is stating the obvious.
39. 당신 wouldn't mind Alice planning your wedding, picking our your clothes, doing your toenails 또는 taking 당신 on shopping sprees any 일 of the week.
40. 당신 would gladly get 음식 in Rosalie's hair.
41. 당신 want to play baseball with the Cullens and wouldn't mind being on Emmett’s, Alice's & Edwards team, any time!
42. If Bella won't marry Edward, 당신 will.
43. 당신 would have NEVER punched Jacob in the face!
44. Cuddling with a pushing, obnoxious, moronic dog seems like a good idea to you.
45. 당신 would gladly be affected 의해 the territorial disputes between mythical creatures.
46. Jacob's being half naked bothers you... A LOT! (Haha:)
47. Seducing a vampire 또는 werewolf seems like a pretty good idea to you.
48. Any member of the 늑대 Pack, Cullen family, Volterra 또는 Nomads are free to kidnap 당신 whenever they please!
49. 당신 feel like nobody understands 당신 because nobody listens to 당신 any 더 많이 because they're sick of hearing about Twilight!
50. The other 일 when 당신 adopted that stray dog, 당신 could have SWORN it was Jacob. Sadly, it wasn't, but 당신 named him after Jake anyways.
51. 당신 own numerous amounts of Twilight, New Moon and Eclipse merchandise.
52. 당신 either like your men cold, dead & sparkling 또는 hot, obnoxiously cute & furry; There are no in betweens and no substitutes!
53. Your pretty much a pro at weird.
54. 당신 tell people to wait a 초 so 당신 can restart your 심장 very frequently.
55. Your good at 읽기 minds.
56. Your totally oblivious to those who 사랑 당신 dearly.
57. 당신 wonder frequently where the hell your Edward Cullen 또는 Jacob Black is.
58. 당신 consider yourself part of the Cullen family because Esme said so!
59. Or, 당신 consider yourself part of the 늑대 Pack because it was just implied 의해 Emily.
60. 당신 have red contacts because the Volterra's eyes are red 또는 당신 have gold contacts because the Cullens eyes are gold.
61. 당신 hiss at unwanted neighbors, often.
62. Your 프렌즈 pretend to be listening to you, but are really ignoring 당신 because all 당신 can talk about is Twilight!
63. You've researched, studied and engaged in many mind 읽기 and mind controlling processes.
64. If 당신 읽기 a different book besides Twilight (doesn't matter what genre it is) sometimes 당신 yell at the characters saying; "Edward wouldn't have broke your heart!" 또는 "Jake would have NEVER done that!" 또는 "Carlisle would have saved him." 또는 "Emmett could have picked that up!" 또는 "Rosalie could have socked it to him!" 또는 "Bella wouldn't have been able to do that." 또는 "Jasper could have made him calm down." 또는 "Esme would have been a better mother." Something that has to involve a Twilight scene 또는 character.
65. You've considered (or have) filed your I teeth to look like vampire teeth.
66. If 당신 go 더 많이 than two to five 분 without talking about Twilight, 당신 get all nervous, sweating and start panicking.
67. 당신 have cliffed dived.
68. 당신 have made one of your guy 프렌즈 build a motorcycle (or bought one) just so 당신 could be reckless and stupid, trying to conjure up Edward to talk to you.
69. There's no doubt about it, if Carlisle felt like biting some neck, 당신 would offer up yours.
70. 당신 get frustrated at Stephanie Meyers for now telling 당신 that you'll never find a man like Edward.
71. 당신 would 사랑 to go grizzly 곰 hunting with Emmett.
72. Esme Island doesn't sound like such a bad place, even if there are rancid chickens running around.
73. 당신 would have stabbed Tyler in the leg if he wouldn't have laid off Bella for almost running her over.
74. One and 또는 all of your family members knows pretty much every little detail about the Twilight Saga, not because he/she has the read the series 또는 watched the movies, but because 당신 have clued them in on EVERYTHING, even if they didn't want to hear it.
75. 당신 wear an opal ring on your pointer finger because Bella wears one in the movies.
76. When 당신 smell wet dog, 당신 tend to look around in case Jacob 또는 one of his 늑대 Pack members is behind you.
77. 당신 don't really want to meet Sam, just in case he gets mad at 당신 and rips your face off like Emily's.
78. 당신 sometimes wish Carlisle hadn't saved Rosalie, she had what was coming to her.
79. Since your an avid lover of Jacob, 당신 call Renesmee 의해 her nickname, Nessie because Jake does & it seems to fit her.
80. Your praying to have a red headed little girl and 당신 plan on naming her Renesmee.
81. 당신 wouldn't mind cutting off all your hair, wearing shorts all the time, having to share a mind with 7 guys, never aging and being physically hot all the time.
82. Or, 당신 wouldn't mind never eating again, always being ice cold, having to hunt regularly, being pale white, having golden eyes & being undead.
83. 당신 would (or strictly wouldn't) 가입하기 the Volterra.
84. 당신 wish the foreign 뱀파이어 could have stayed longer; They were cool.
85. 당신 really wanted Bree to live.
86. 당신 thought Riley was kinda hot, until he went total vamp crazy.
87. 당신 would pal around with Alice, just so that she could tell 당신 how your 일 will go.
88. Jasper wouldn't be such a bad catch; He could put 당신 in the mood at any time. :)
89. Charlie didn't seem so bad; He never hovered, didn't really give a care & was actually kind hot, in a creepy dad sorta way.
90. If Bella wasn't going to marry Edward, 당신 would have!
91. 당신 consider yourself a different Team than Edward 또는 Jacob, 또는 당신 have strict rules to your Team Edward 또는 Team Jacob fantasies.
92. There's two 또는 더 많이 punctured bite wounds somewhere on your body.
93. Mike didn't seem like such a bad catch, that is if there weren't things called Edward Cullen, Jacob Black, Carlisle Cullen, Emmett Cullen & Jasper Hale.
94. 당신 didn't really care for Angela’s mood of 'Let her do her own thing, she's just Bella'. 당신 thought it was quite disrespectful, seeing as what Bella was going through and all.
95. 당신 have fantasies about members of the Cullens, Volterra, Nomads 또는 늑대 Packs almost every day.
96. 당신 never leave house without your Twilight, New Moon & Eclipse soundtracks programmed into your iPod; They are the best 음악 ever!
97. When your having a Twilight withdrawal 당신 read the books, watch the movies, listen to the soundtrack, go onto Twilight related websites & write 더 많이 팬 fiction about the characters.
There's no better way of saying this, if any 또는 all of these things pertain to you, your suffering from the ever so 인기 Twilight Obsession. I would dearly recommend seeing a doctor 또는 therapist if your obsession is getting in the way of getting school necessities done, spending time with the fam & 프렌즈 또는 merely keeping 당신 from functioning correctly! But, I am greatly glad 당신 are a Twilight Obsessed person, there's no other obsession that is better! :)
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