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posted by lollipopszx3
Me : Oh my god! A fly monkey is about to eat me!

*that awkward cough that someone just has to do*

Me : AHH! You'll never take me alive! NEVER!! *starts running around, while hitting the air*

Jane : *whispers to Alec* Your mate's crazy.

Me : I'm not! Now begone!

Aro : I know this amazing physician that will heal 당신 within minutes.

Me : Healed? I don't need to be healed! I need to dance! *starts doing the funky chicken*

Gianna : What is she doing??

Felix : HEY! What are 당신 doing!?

*all turns to look as Shannon takes a pencil from his pocket*

Shannon : Nothing.... Distraction Stephanie!

Me : Look at me! Dunna dunna dunna dun... Oh forget it. Give him back his pencil. *sighs*

Shannon : NO WAY! I told 당신 I needed this pencil!

Heidi : And 당신 need this one, why?

Shannon : Because they told me to bring something fictional to school. And I thought a pencil would do the trick, because it has fangs on it.

Heidi : But 뱀파이어 are real...

Shannon : Well the teacher doesn't know that...

Heidi : Well 당신 can't just take his pencil!

Shannon : You're right... That's not good enough. Felix, give me your shoes.

Felix : WHAT?

Shannon : Pencils are lame.

Felix : I won't give 당신 my shoe! I'm going to need that!

Shannon : How about I play 당신 for it? One game of cards. I win, I get your shoe.... And your shirt. 당신 win, I'll let Stephanie set 당신 free.

Me : WHAT? I DON'T AGREE TO THIS! NO DEAL!

Felix : Deal.

Me : *whispers* 당신 better not lose this.

Shannon : Deal the cards. *hands me the cards*

Jane : OHH NO. I don't trust her. Let me do it.

Me : Nope. I don't trust you. I know 당신 want to be free.

Alec : Oh will 당신 just let me do it? *takes cards away*

Me : He's touching me *pretends to melt on to the floor*

Shannon : I don't care how MUCH 당신 are in 사랑 with him. You'll rig it.

Me : I think we should let Alec do it. *looks at him and giggles*

Shannon : When we lose, you'll have to lose Alec forever.

Me : Alec, give me the cards.

Marcus : Will 당신 just let me do it?

Shannon : *gasp* 당신 talk?!?!

Marcus : Yes. I'm not mute.

Shannon : Seriously, because when Aro...

Aro : Which game?? *chuckles nervously*

Felix : Uh... Blackjack?

Shannon : Bring it on!

*starts playing game*

Felix : Hit me.

Gianna : *slaps Felix across the face*

Felix : What was that for?

Gianna : 당신 said hit me...

Felix : *looks at cards* I fold.

Shannon : *peeks and smiles* What did 당신 get?

Felix : 20.

Shannon : *flips over and starts dancing* I WIN! YES!

Felix : Dammit. I thought 당신 said she had 19!

*everyone looks at Heidi*

Heidi : Hey. I needed a part in this story.

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That probably wasn't even poker... Oh well. Don't feel like researching.

Shannon : But she WILL add me in more, right?

Me : I don't know. Maybe. *laughs evilly*

If 당신 want to be in it, 코멘트 (:

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