Me : Oh my god! A fly monkey is about to eat me!
*that awkward cough that someone just has to do*
Me : AHH! You'll never take me alive! NEVER!! *starts running around, while hitting the air*
Jane : *whispers to Alec* Your mate's crazy.
Me : I'm not! Now begone!
Aro : I know this amazing physician that will heal 당신 within minutes.
Me : Healed? I don't need to be healed! I need to dance! *starts doing the funky chicken*
Gianna : What is she doing??
Felix : HEY! What are 당신 doing!?
*all turns to look as Shannon takes a pencil from his pocket*
Shannon : Nothing.... Distraction Stephanie!
Me : Look at me! Dunna dunna dunna dun... Oh forget it. Give him back his pencil. *sighs*
Shannon : NO WAY! I told 당신 I needed this pencil!
Heidi : And 당신 need this one, why?
Shannon : Because they told me to bring something fictional to school. And I thought a pencil would do the trick, because it has fangs on it.
Heidi : But 뱀파이어 are real...
Shannon : Well the teacher doesn't know that...
Heidi : Well 당신 can't just take his pencil!
Shannon : You're right... That's not good enough. Felix, give me your shoes.
Felix : WHAT?
Shannon : Pencils are lame.
Felix : I won't give 당신 my shoe! I'm going to need that!
Shannon : How about I play 당신 for it? One game of cards. I win, I get your shoe.... And your shirt. 당신 win, I'll let Stephanie set 당신 free.
Me : WHAT? I DON'T AGREE TO THIS! NO DEAL!
Felix : Deal.
Me : *whispers* 당신 better not lose this.
Shannon : Deal the cards. *hands me the cards*
Jane : OHH NO. I don't trust her. Let me do it.
Me : Nope. I don't trust you. I know 당신 want to be free.
Alec : Oh will 당신 just let me do it? *takes cards away*
Me : He's touching me *pretends to melt on to the floor*
Shannon : I don't care how MUCH 당신 are in 사랑 with him. You'll rig it.
Me : I think we should let Alec do it. *looks at him and giggles*
Shannon : When we lose, you'll have to lose Alec forever.
Me : Alec, give me the cards.
Marcus : Will 당신 just let me do it?
Shannon : *gasp* 당신 talk?!?!
Marcus : Yes. I'm not mute.
Shannon : Seriously, because when Aro...
Aro : Which game?? *chuckles nervously*
Felix : Uh... Blackjack?
Shannon : Bring it on!
*starts playing game*
Felix : Hit me.
Gianna : *slaps Felix across the face*
Felix : What was that for?
Gianna : 당신 said hit me...
Felix : *looks at cards* I fold.
Shannon : *peeks and smiles* What did 당신 get?
Felix : 20.
Shannon : *flips over and starts dancing* I WIN! YES!
Felix : Dammit. I thought 당신 said she had 19!
*everyone looks at Heidi*
Heidi : Hey. I needed a part in this story.
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That probably wasn't even poker... Oh well. Don't feel like researching.
Shannon : But she WILL add me in more, right?
Me : I don't know. Maybe. *laughs evilly*
If 당신 want to be in it, 코멘트 (:
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*that awkward cough that someone just has to do*
Me : AHH! You'll never take me alive! NEVER!! *starts running around, while hitting the air*
Jane : *whispers to Alec* Your mate's crazy.
Me : I'm not! Now begone!
Aro : I know this amazing physician that will heal 당신 within minutes.
Me : Healed? I don't need to be healed! I need to dance! *starts doing the funky chicken*
Gianna : What is she doing??
Felix : HEY! What are 당신 doing!?
*all turns to look as Shannon takes a pencil from his pocket*
Shannon : Nothing.... Distraction Stephanie!
Me : Look at me! Dunna dunna dunna dun... Oh forget it. Give him back his pencil. *sighs*
Shannon : NO WAY! I told 당신 I needed this pencil!
Heidi : And 당신 need this one, why?
Shannon : Because they told me to bring something fictional to school. And I thought a pencil would do the trick, because it has fangs on it.
Heidi : But 뱀파이어 are real...
Shannon : Well the teacher doesn't know that...
Heidi : Well 당신 can't just take his pencil!
Shannon : You're right... That's not good enough. Felix, give me your shoes.
Felix : WHAT?
Shannon : Pencils are lame.
Felix : I won't give 당신 my shoe! I'm going to need that!
Shannon : How about I play 당신 for it? One game of cards. I win, I get your shoe.... And your shirt. 당신 win, I'll let Stephanie set 당신 free.
Me : WHAT? I DON'T AGREE TO THIS! NO DEAL!
Felix : Deal.
Me : *whispers* 당신 better not lose this.
Shannon : Deal the cards. *hands me the cards*
Jane : OHH NO. I don't trust her. Let me do it.
Me : Nope. I don't trust you. I know 당신 want to be free.
Alec : Oh will 당신 just let me do it? *takes cards away*
Me : He's touching me *pretends to melt on to the floor*
Shannon : I don't care how MUCH 당신 are in 사랑 with him. You'll rig it.
Me : I think we should let Alec do it. *looks at him and giggles*
Shannon : When we lose, you'll have to lose Alec forever.
Me : Alec, give me the cards.
Marcus : Will 당신 just let me do it?
Shannon : *gasp* 당신 talk?!?!
Marcus : Yes. I'm not mute.
Shannon : Seriously, because when Aro...
Aro : Which game?? *chuckles nervously*
Felix : Uh... Blackjack?
Shannon : Bring it on!
*starts playing game*
Felix : Hit me.
Gianna : *slaps Felix across the face*
Felix : What was that for?
Gianna : 당신 said hit me...
Felix : *looks at cards* I fold.
Shannon : *peeks and smiles* What did 당신 get?
Felix : 20.
Shannon : *flips over and starts dancing* I WIN! YES!
Felix : Dammit. I thought 당신 said she had 19!
*everyone looks at Heidi*
Heidi : Hey. I needed a part in this story.
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That probably wasn't even poker... Oh well. Don't feel like researching.
Shannon : But she WILL add me in more, right?
Me : I don't know. Maybe. *laughs evilly*
If 당신 want to be in it, 코멘트 (:
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The End of the World Means Save Twilight?
게시됨 의해 Twilight_News - 16/09/09 at 11:09 am
The Sony Pictures website has a series of 투표 going on what items should be saved if the world ended in 2012. It’s all part of a PR stunt for their new movie 2012 which, as 당신 may have guessed, is one of those end of the world as its premise type of flicks.
Anyway, Twilight already won as the 상단, 맨 위로 movie that people would preserve. It finished just ahead of Moonwalker and 별, 스타 Wars.
Now, the Twilight Saga and The Host are up for contention in the literature category, and need your votes. They are also collecting nominations for music, so 제출하기 your 가장 좋아하는 artist.
We’re wondering if some Sony executive is banging his/her head against the 벽 because the nominees and winners aren’t a landslide of Sony backed productions
게시됨 의해 Twilight_News - 16/09/09 at 11:09 am
The Sony Pictures website has a series of 투표 going on what items should be saved if the world ended in 2012. It’s all part of a PR stunt for their new movie 2012 which, as 당신 may have guessed, is one of those end of the world as its premise type of flicks.
Anyway, Twilight already won as the 상단, 맨 위로 movie that people would preserve. It finished just ahead of Moonwalker and 별, 스타 Wars.
Now, the Twilight Saga and The Host are up for contention in the literature category, and need your votes. They are also collecting nominations for music, so 제출하기 your 가장 좋아하는 artist.
We’re wondering if some Sony executive is banging his/her head against the 벽 because the nominees and winners aren’t a landslide of Sony backed productions
9: Tell her Aro is coming back for Bella. When she asks 당신 why she didn’t see this coming, laugh at her. Run away before she can react.
8: Lock Jasper in a closet for two months. Throw mutt boy in with him so Alice can’t figure out what happened to him. When she asks 당신 where he is tell her he is on his honeymoon with Jane. Refuse to tell her where they went.
7: Give all her clothes to charity.
6: Encourage Jacob Black to follow her around. Constantly.
5: Ask her to go shopping with you. Don’t buy anything.
4: Ask her “what’s Jacob doing right now?”.
3: Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming
2: Ask her what 당신 will be doing in five 분 every ten minutes.
1: Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to “jump for it”.